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06 Dec 2012 03:33 AM   |   12885 clicks   |   MSN
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
Okay, tell me we had a thread about the cone of shame, because I totally missed it if we did.

05 Dec 2012 09:38 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
I tried to find the "vote" button for the headling reading "Shrimp boat finds ex-football player's leg floating in Florida" but I guess people aren't allowed to vote in Florida.

Typical.

05 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
This is why I love my home state. It's never boring.

05 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

05 Dec 2012 11:31 PM
That damn fedora     

AirForceVet: This is why I love my home state. It's never boring.


Seconded.

/Key Lime wine, anyone?

06 Dec 2012 01:10 AM
phrawgh     
I wish my last name was "Case." If I had a son, I'd name him Justin.

/He'd be too cool for school

06 Dec 2012 03:36 AM
ModernLuddite     

That damn fedora: AirForceVet: This is why I love my home state. It's never boring.

Seconded.

/Key Lime wine, anyone?


Thirded.

//I'm still glad I got the hell out.

06 Dec 2012 03:40 AM
david_gaithersburg     
I miss Florida. Currently stuck in DC enjoying the never ending shades of gray and brown, in addition to the complete lack of taste.

06 Dec 2012 03:56 AM
Jesda     
I hope the cops who tased that guy (the one putting out the fire) get sued/fired/tasedintheeyes.

06 Dec 2012 04:27 AM
smadge1     
Who's counting?

06 Dec 2012 04:35 AM
almandot     

Jesda: I hope the cops who tased that guy (the one putting out the fire) get sued/fired/tasedintheeyes.


this

06 Dec 2012 04:38 AM
OhioUGrad     

That damn fedora: AirForceVet: This is why I love my home state. It's never boring.

Seconded.

/Key Lime wine, anyone?


Okay, I need to hear more about this wine....did you make it (have a recipe) or buy it (brand, location) I'm intrigued!

06 Dec 2012 04:46 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
i hope they do random drug tests, cause you wouldn't want someone doing meth and shooing birds away. OR DO U??

06 Dec 2012 04:50 AM
182     
article is overkill.....and a sad case of going after low hanging fruit.

06 Dec 2012 05:10 AM
Langdon_777     

almandot: Jesda: I hope the cops who tased that guy (the one putting out the fire) get sued/fired/tasedintheeyes.

this


Yeah.

This story has ever so much WTF.

06 Dec 2012 05:49 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste    [TotalFark]  
From one of TFA's "[law] prohibits "molestation" (their words, not ours) of sea cows and carries a penalty of up to 60 days in jail or a $500 fine." I'm dying to know how they fined a manatee, much less tell them apart.

\this apparently is Ana Gloria Garcia Gutierrez =o
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06 Dec 2012 06:25 AM
prjindigo     
I guess I'd qualify #8 as "floriduh dumb" because there's just no farking way I'd do that job for less than $210,000.00 per year plus facility credit line for supplies. That's a two man job in the range of 60 hours or more per week. With the increased cost of personal insurance for the environment as well as extended liability and contract filing upon all businesses in the facility the price they listed is so low-ball as to be laughable.

06 Dec 2012 06:56 AM
Pollexter     
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Fact: the Florida tag exists because of the 2000 election debacle, not because of weird stories. Your hometown has been on the main page for drunken toddlers, unnecessary tazerings, and meth fueled melees.

06 Dec 2012 07:43 AM
No Time To Explain     
Ahhh, Florida, you make the rest of the world seem saner by comparison

/don't change a thing, you keep comedians in business

06 Dec 2012 08:14 AM
memebot_of_doom     

Jesda: I hope the cops who tased that guy (the one putting out the fire) get sued/fired/tasedintheeyes.


Seriously - What could the cops have been thinking??

06 Dec 2012 08:28 AM
corronchilejano     
I don't actually believe Florida is real place. It's like the onion or 555 numbers, some made up thing by journalists in the US for ridiculous parody stories.

06 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
skinink     
I have a relative who keeps insisting I visit him in Florida. But I feel it's an " Invasion of the Body Snatchers" setup, where as soon as I go to sleep I will be replaced by a crazy Florida copy of myself.

06 Dec 2012 08:41 AM
your average maint. man     

AirForceVet: This is why I love my home state. It's never boring.


we are the fortunate ones, aren't we?
wouldn't trade it for anything.
the stupid makes one stronger.

06 Dec 2012 08:49 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     

corronchilejano: I don't actually believe Florida is real place. It's like the onion or 555 numbers, some made up thing by journalists in the US for ridiculous parody stories.


oh it's a real place. the Baker Act is real too. it's a conspiracy to expunge the nation of unemployed pot smokers

06 Dec 2012 08:59 AM
SoupJohnB     
Florida Tag folds arms across chest, nods and smiles in smug satisfaction.

/"Come at me, Texas"

06 Dec 2012 09:13 AM
ThisKidsAlright     
The naked cannibal story wasn't #1? Florida, you're constantly outdoing yourselves.

06 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
ungaio     
From one of TFA's "[law] prohibits "molestation" (their words, not ours) of sea cows and carries a penalty of up to 60 days in jail or a $500 fine." I'm dying to know how they fined a manatee, much less tell them apart.

\this apparently is Ana Gloria Garcia Gutierrez =o


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06 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
tinyarena     

skinink: I have a relative who keeps insisting I visit him in Florida. But I feel it's an " Invasion of the Body Snatchers" setup, where as soon as I go to sleep I will be replaced by a crazy Florida copy of myself.


No, it's perfectly safe. I've been there many, many, many times. Relax.

06 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
bratface     
I must be blind or just clueless? Would somebody please explain the FSU fan face paint snafu?? I swear I just do not see what the problem is???

06 Dec 2012 08:29 PM
Darke     

david_gaithersburg: I miss Florida. Currently stuck in DC enjoying the never ending shades of gray and brown, in addition to the complete lack of taste.


The perk is the traffic.

\I-95

07 Dec 2012 05:43 AM
Darke     

bratface: I must be blind or just clueless? Would somebody please explain the FSU fan face paint snafu?? I swear I just do not see what the problem is???


It's mirrored. So when she applied the paint in her bathroom mirror, she made it so SHE could see it correctly in the reflection.

It's kind of like that "It's left" "Left? My left or your left?" "Okay, My left, when I'm facing you."

07 Dec 2012 06:49 AM
bratface     

Darke: bratface: I must be blind or just clueless? Would somebody please explain the FSU fan face paint snafu?? I swear I just do not see what the problem is???

It's mirrored. So when she applied the paint in her bathroom mirror, she made it so SHE could see it correctly in the reflection.

It's kind of like that "It's left" "Left? My left or your left?" "Okay, My left, when I'm facing you."


Thanks, I guess I was over analyzing it and this being Fark I thought there had to be more to it than that?

07 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
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