Wait. Can I see the first one again?

neritz: Wait. Can I see the first one again?

/thread

Oh look. A woman.

/shocking

Up next, the puffer test.


/just went to the eye doc yesterday, getting a kick out of this thread
//my prescription went DOWN by .5. How does THAT happen?!

Okay, Subby, I'll admit to audible laughter on that one. Nicely done.

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^{OKNOWISWOMANDRIVER}

A woman driver and multiple crashes. Shocking.

Mary Hasselberger, 66, told authorities there was a problem with the brakes or acceleration on the two different cars she was driving

suddenly, both vehicles are malfunctioning?

SlothB77: Mary Hasselberger, 66, told authorities there was a problem with the brakes or acceleration on the two different cars she was driving

suddenly, both vehicles are malfunctioning?

I've seen that. The fault code is 0018.
(Problem caused by an object 18 inches away from the steering wheel)

In case anyone needs an eye test



/+1 subby
//don't freak, resolution loss makes it SFW

mekkab: Up next, the puffer test.


/just went to the eye doc yesterday, getting a kick out of this thread
//my prescription went DOWN by .5. How does THAT happen?!

Same thing here. Doc says your long range vision actually gets better with age. One would think the good doktor would keep such info to himself, in the interest of financial survival.

/can you read this?

Late entry for HOTY?

Banned on the Run: In case anyone needs an eye test

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/+1 subby
//don't freak, resolution loss makes it SFW

Ctrl + makes it not. Thank you for your submission. It will be taken under advisement.

/I'll be in my room

pmmal: Late entry for HOTY?

Yes, please.

Good jorb, subs.

Gray Dawn?

I larfed. +1 subby.

I didn't know cops doubled as optometrists

/I got it subby, you made me laugh up my lunch
//not a pretty sight

that headline made me chuckle. good jorb, subby.

I guess you can say they didn't see that one coming.

This happened right near where I live and I saw the damage to the building. She really had to drive quite a ways off road before hitting the building.

Great headline subby. I chortled.

Reminds me of the old joke about why sex with an optometrist is so unsatisfying:

"Better like this? Or like this? Better like this? Or like this?..."

pmmal: Late entry for HOTY?

Seconded!

OBBN: pmmal: Late entry for HOTY?

Seconded!

Thirded!