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   Woman crashes at a donut shop one day, then into an eye care center the next. Police: was that crash better, or worse? Better? Or worse?

06 Dec 2012 10:33 AM   |   1751 clicks   |   Daily Herald
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neritz    [TotalFark]  
Wait. Can I see the first one again?

06 Dec 2012 10:15 AM
rdu_voyager     

neritz: Wait. Can I see the first one again?


/thread

06 Dec 2012 10:34 AM
abhorrent1     
Oh look. A woman.

/shocking

06 Dec 2012 10:36 AM
mekkab     
Up next, the puffer test.


/just went to the eye doc yesterday, getting a kick out of this thread
//my prescription went DOWN by .5. How does THAT happen?!

06 Dec 2012 10:37 AM
Highroller48    [TotalFark]  

Okay, Subby, I'll admit to audible laughter on that one. Nicely done.

A
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OKNOWISWOMANDRIVER

06 Dec 2012 10:37 AM
mc_madness     
A woman driver and multiple crashes. Shocking.

06 Dec 2012 10:38 AM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
Mary Hasselberger, 66, told authorities there was a problem with the brakes or acceleration on the two different cars she was driving

suddenly, both vehicles are malfunctioning?

06 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
Highroller48    [TotalFark]  

SlothB77: Mary Hasselberger, 66, told authorities there was a problem with the brakes or acceleration on the two different cars she was driving

suddenly, both vehicles are malfunctioning?


I've seen that. The fault code is 0018.
(Problem caused by an object 18 inches away from the steering wheel)

06 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
Banned on the Run     
In case anyone needs an eye test

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/+1 subby
//don't freak, resolution loss makes it SFW

06 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
baronvonzipper     

mekkab: Up next, the puffer test.


/just went to the eye doc yesterday, getting a kick out of this thread
//my prescription went DOWN by .5. How does THAT happen?!


Same thing here. Doc says your long range vision actually gets better with age. One would think the good doktor would keep such info to himself, in the interest of financial survival.

/can you read this?

06 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
pmmal     
Late entry for HOTY?

06 Dec 2012 11:01 AM
baronvonzipper     

Banned on the Run: In case anyone needs an eye test

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x695]

/+1 subby
//don't freak, resolution loss makes it SFW


Ctrl + makes it not. Thank you for your submission. It will be taken under advisement.

/I'll be in my room

06 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
TheMysticS     

pmmal: Late entry for HOTY?


Yes, please.

Good jorb, subs.

06 Dec 2012 11:03 AM
garandman1a     
Gray Dawn?

06 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
walkerhound     
I larfed. +1 subby.

06 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
No Time To Explain     
I didn't know cops doubled as optometrists

/I got it subby, you made me laugh up my lunch
//not a pretty sight

06 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
que lastima     
that headline made me chuckle. good jorb, subby.

06 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
theresnothinglft     
I guess you can say they didn't see that one coming.

06 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
Eagles409     
This happened right near where I live and I saw the damage to the building. She really had to drive quite a ways off road before hitting the building.

06 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
srtpointman     
Great headline subby. I chortled.

06 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
Deucednuisance     
Reminds me of the old joke about why sex with an optometrist is so unsatisfying:

"Better like this? Or like this? Better like this? Or like this?..."

06 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
OBBN    [TotalFark]  

pmmal: Late entry for HOTY?


Seconded!

06 Dec 2012 07:57 PM
sn82     

OBBN: pmmal: Late entry for HOTY?

Seconded!


Thirded!

06 Dec 2012 10:32 PM
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