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06 Dec 2012 12:40 PM   |   3562 clicks   |   Sustainable Development Policy
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Yelp that.

06 Dec 2012 09:01 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Hey, he was owed an extra 10 minutes. That was at least one unenthusiastic handjob he could have gotten!

06 Dec 2012 09:18 AM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
"Yes ma'am. From reading the complaint, it says that you short changed him by 10 minutes and you counter that it isn't your fault that he arrived too early. I fail to see how his showing up early has any baring on the service provided"

"No. I didn't say he arrived to early, I said he came too soon"

06 Dec 2012 09:52 AM
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Apos     

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, he was owed an extra 10 minutes. That was at least one unenthusiastic handjob he could have gotten!


Done in two.

06 Dec 2012 10:25 AM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, he was owed an extra 10 minutes. That was at least one unenthusiastic handjob he could have gotten!


What would they have done with the other 9 minutes?

06 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
Seems legit.

06 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
at least he wasn't complaning about the service at BK

06 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
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bungle_jr     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Seems legit.


guys on the radio this morning said apparently the guy is on the list of constant complainers at area escort services

06 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
I never cease to be amazed at how people have an intrinsic sense of "self", or "self importance". They feel that they have been ripped off, and in thier ire, call the police to make things right. I got news for you tards. The police and 911 are there for legit EMERGENCIES. They are a reactionary force, not there to mend your lifelong state of uberstupid. If you break the law, and get ripped off in the process, please, by all means, call the police and report yourself in a fit of indignation. I'm sure they will be empathetic and make things all better in your little bubble of life.

06 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
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LeroyBourne     

bungle_jr: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Seems legit.

guys on the radio this morning said apparently the guy is on the list of constant complainers at area escort services


CALL A SEX LINE!!!!! DEMAND A REFUND!!!!

06 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
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The Larch     
Now prostitutes are allowed to steal with impunity?

06 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
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jst3p     

bungle_jr: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Seems legit.

guys on the radio this morning said apparently the guy is on the list of constant complainers at area escort services


So does TFA...


/reading is hard

06 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
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probesport     
Yep that is a service Fark.

06 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
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wedun     
Isn't there some kind of Yelp style website that all Johns go to for escort services?

06 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
god damn these electric sex pants!

06 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
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cgraves67     

basemetal: Yelp that.


I think Consumerist is the appropriate venue for that complaint.

06 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
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Wolf_Cub     
Well if your going to complain about your prostitute who else would you call, isn't that what the police are for?

06 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
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not collecting stamps     

wedun: Isn't there some kind of Yelp style website that all Johns go to for escort services?


There are several.

the other board dot net

p 411 

/so says google

06 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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MycroftHolmes     
She must have sucked.

06 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
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LewDux     

probesport: Yep that is a service Fark.


Whole month of farking for $5.00!

06 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
content.clearchannel.com

Looks like he's got a bit of the Downs about him, don't he? No wonder he's whining that his potato wasn't fully baked.

06 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, he was owed an extra 10 minutes. That was at least one unenthusiastic handjob he could have gotten!


Those are awesome.

img62.imageshack.us

06 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
t2.gstatic.com

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

06 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
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Phoenix_M     

basemetal: Yelp that.


You think you're kidding but do a search on "massage parlors" on yelp.

/there's always myredbook.com as-well

06 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
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PsyLord     

basemetal: Yelp that.


Came to say that.

/been reading the Andrew Zimmern thread

06 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
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Snowflake Tubbybottom     
You shouldn't have to explicitly state the unwritten no teeth rule.

06 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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mscleo     
What is a service Fark?

That sounds like the cheapest one she had to offer. He should have upgraded to a deluxe Fark.

06 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
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CujoQuarrel     

wedun: Isn't there some kind of Yelp style website that all Johns go to for escort services?


I find this place fascinating ....

Link

06 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
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Jument     

Bit'O'Gristle: I never cease to be amazed at how people have an intrinsic sense of "self", or "self importance". They feel that they have been ripped off, and in thier ire, call the police to make things right. I got news for you tards. The police and 911 are there for legit EMERGENCIES. They are a reactionary force, not there to mend your lifelong state of uberstupid. If you break the law, and get ripped off in the process, please, by all means, call the police and report yourself in a fit of indignation. I'm sure they will be empathetic and make things all better in your little bubble of life.


Why do you hate America?

06 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
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Jim_Callahan     
Yeah, a contract where one or both parties is contracted to perform an illegal act is not considered enforceable in any common law country, including the US.

Even if you don't know that, how do you not figure it out be basic logic?

06 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
"You paid for a hooker and she shortchanged you? Let me make sure I have this right, sir. You contracted for the illegal services of a prostitute and are calling to complain about it? Just to be sure, you made contact with a woman and paid her for sex, which is a violation of the laws of this state, and you want the police to come and take a report about that? Are you sure you want to do that? Okay, I'll send them right down."

06 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
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stilldrawingablank     
Remember, don't complain about the service or Milt will come for you...
content8.flixster.com

06 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  

TV's Vinnie: [content.clearchannel.com image 172x184]

Looks like he's got a bit of the Downs about him, don't he? No wonder he's whining that his potato wasn't fully baked.


Looks like a moon-faced loon but lacks some of the facial characteristics of Downs syndrome. I think that will be my phrase of the day. Moon-faced Loon.

How many Farkers do you know who are Moon-faced Loons.

06 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
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Onkel Buck     
OSHA states that ten minutes before quitting time is to be used to get cleaned up

/I dont know if thats true, but it sounded good in my head

06 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
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numbone     
I'll bet she was the who was shorted.

06 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
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jst3p     

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, a contract where one or both parties is contracted to perform an illegal act is not considered enforceable in any common law country, including the US.

Even if you don't know that, how do you not figure it out be basic logic?


It is astounding how dumb some people are:

Link

06 Dec 2012 01:50 PM
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dopekitty74     
Noticed the story mentioned that one girl had shown up to his place and he hadn't answered the door and she also complained to police at the time. Sure i read about her story here on fark too.

06 Dec 2012 01:52 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  

The Larch: Now prostitutes are allowed to steal with impunity?


The law does not enforce illegal contracts. Since prostitution is a crime, the law does not enforce the contract (written, verbal or implicit) between the prostitute and the client.

The law also does not enforce illegal gambling debts and the like either. This is why illegal gaming and gambling often involves a certain amount of pressure on the gambler who does not pay his debts, such as nailing his head to the floor.

If you can't get satisfaction from the prostitute, pimp, bawdy house, or escort agency, you're shiat out of luck.

Prostitution is still illegal in most places and so is theft but in this case it is not theft--it is failure to perform contractual obligations between prositute and John, made in a non-valid contract at best. Of course, assuming that the prostitute will not roll you is absurd. From the criminal side of the contract, that part is implicit in the contract to take you for whatever they can get.

So, yes, in a way prostitutes can cheat and rob their clients with impunity since the complaint of the John is not legally enforceable.

Caveat emptor.

Also, this was not a 911 emergency. It was properly a police call. And the police would probably arrest you as well as the prostitute and all involved, or at the very least, be somewhat unsympathetic. I'm not saying you should call the police to report yourself, but it makes the investigation of crime a lot faster and easier.

06 Dec 2012 01:59 PM
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kendelrio     

mscleo: What is a service Fark?

That sounds like the cheapest one she had to offer. He should have upgraded to a deluxe Fark.


Or even a TotalFark

06 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
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Vector R     

CujoQuarrel: wedun: Isn't there some kind of Yelp style website that all Johns go to for escort services?

I find this place fascinating ....

Link


I think I need a shower.

06 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

TV's Vinnie: [content.clearchannel.com image 172x184]

Looks like he's got a bit of the Downs about him, don't he? No wonder he's whining that his potato wasn't fully baked.


face looks like a potato

how should i know

1.bp.blogspot.com

06 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
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tb tibbles     
Well, as dim as it is,complaining to the cops is a better idea than complaining to the crooks.

When it comes to illegal transactions,walking away without the goods or services rendered is a big plus.

06 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

tb tibbles: Well, as dim as it is,complaining to the cops is a better idea than complaining to the crooks.

When it comes to illegal transactions,walking away without the goods or services rendered is a big plus.


Depends on your boss.

06 Dec 2012 06:50 PM
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basham     
Maybe he "shorted" her first?

07 Dec 2012 10:08 AM
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