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06 Dec 2012 11:00 AM   |   2947 clicks   |   Reuters
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Was the obvious tag killed by a drone?

06 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
sodomizer     
You mean Democracy made it worse?

Unpossible.

06 Dec 2012 11:01 AM
WienerButt     
I would think North Korea (any city maybe outside the capital?) would suck worse than Baghdad.

/never been to either

06 Dec 2012 11:01 AM
Big Man On Campus     
Not Surveyed: China

06 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
Aar1012    [TotalFark]  

WienerButt: I would think North Korea (any city maybe outside the capital?) would suck worse than Baghdad.

/never been to either


There are cities (besides the capital) in North Korea?

06 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
Heist     
Europe has 15 of the world's top 25 cities in the 2012 survey. Germany and Switzerland each have three in the top 10.

Canadian cities dominated rankings in the Americas region


Quality of life has a liberal bias, it seems.

06 Dec 2012 11:07 AM
ima turkey     
Detroilet

06 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
whither_apophis     
Is it worse than a Colombian sewer?

06 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
whistleridge    [TotalFark]  
Clearly whomever compiled this ranking has never been to:

* Mogadishu
* Pyongyang
* Port-au-Prince
* Akron, OK

06 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
sodomizer     

Heist: Europe has 15 of the world's top 25 cities in the 2012 survey. Germany and Switzerland each have three in the top 10.

Canadian cities dominated rankings in the Americas region

Quality of life has a liberal bias, it seems.


That's only one attribute of those cities.

It could be that they're in northern climates.

It could be that they're majority Caucasian.

It could be that they're associated with strong capitalist industries.

Sorry to interrupt your one man circle jerk, but you're jumping to conclusions here.

06 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
nmemkha     
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06 Dec 2012 11:11 AM
hdhale     

sodomizer: You mean Democracy made it worse?

Unpossible.


Seems to have sent Detroit straight to Hell.

06 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
Headso     
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06 Dec 2012 11:13 AM
blankwhiteboard     
No way.

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06 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

ima turkey


Detroilet


Eau Detwoilet

(En Francais, naturellement)

06 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
H31N0US     

Big Man On Campus: Not Surveyed: China


I take it you've never been. You should get out more.

06 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
justGreg    [TotalFark]  

sodomizer: Heist: Europe has 15 of the world's top 25 cities in the 2012 survey. Germany and Switzerland each have three in the top 10.

Canadian cities dominated rankings in the Americas region

Quality of life has a liberal bias, it seems.

That's only one attribute of those cities.

It could be that they're in northern climates.

It could be that they're majority Caucasian.***

It could be that they're associated with strong capitalist industries.

Sorry to interrupt your one man circle jerk, but you're jumping to conclusions here.


Top ranked North American city is Vancouver, and I suspect you are unaware of its demographics.

06 Dec 2012 11:18 AM
Wellon Dowd     
Send him to Detroit!

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06 Dec 2012 11:18 AM
Big Man On Campus     

H31N0US: Big Man On Campus: Not Surveyed: China

I take it you've never been. You should get out more.


What some cities in China may look like:
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Those stacks of backs are e-waste sitting in the streets of Guiyu, lining the streets. That man is carrying phone casings on two tricycles to be re-used.

/pic is link to time article.

06 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
eagles95     

Wellon Dowd: Send him to Detroit!

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Well played.....


I was going to say Philadelphia

06 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
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06 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

ima turkey: Detroilet


I lol'd.



But hey, we might have hockey on Christmas....so um...yeah...so there's that.

06 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
H31N0US     

Big Man On Campus: H31N0US: Big Man On Campus: Not Surveyed: China

I take it you've never been. You should get out more.

What some cities in China may look like:
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Those stacks of backs are e-waste sitting in the streets of Guiyu, lining the streets. That man is carrying phone casings on two tricycles to be re-used.

/pic is link to time article.


Oh, a picture of an alley. Thanks for that.

06 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
Cormee     
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

06 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
Dr._Love     
Check the archived threads - I told you all so before we did it!

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Where is my goddamn cookie?!!? Where?!!?

06 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
RaisedOnATARI     
Thanks W.

You did say you plan to "knock them back to the stoneage"

06 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
clyph     

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Why, have the international war crimes tribunals started without him?

06 Dec 2012 11:59 AM
JohnCarter     
Article did not define the criteria, and these BEST of and WORST of rarely do. If you actually read the questions one can see why a city is first or last

06 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
reillan     

Wellon Dowd: Send him to Detroit!

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You have my gratitude

06 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
Nexzus     

justGreg: sodomizer: Heist: Europe has 15 of the world's top 25 cities in the 2012 survey. Germany and Switzerland each have three in the top 10.

Canadian cities dominated rankings in the Americas region

Quality of life has a liberal bias, it seems.

That's only one attribute of those cities.

It could be that they're in northern climates.

It could be that they're majority Caucasian.***

It could be that they're associated with strong capitalist industries.

Sorry to interrupt your one man circle jerk, but you're jumping to conclusions here.

Top ranked North American city is Vancouver, and I suspect you are unaware of its demographics.


Yup, I live in Vancouver proper, I'm white and I'm in the minority now.

06 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
All partisans bullshiat and snarkiness aside, if I knew that I was responsible for the shiat that went down in Iraq alone, the civilians in Iraq, our own soldiers....if I had that weight on my conscience, that would fark me up. How do they live with that? I'm not speaking as a "liberal" or a republican hater, just as a human. How does someone live with that shiat? It's one thing if we had to send people to a war that needed to be fought like WWII but how the fark....I don't know, man. That shiat would fark me up for life. Like worse than Darth Vader slaughtering the Jedi.

06 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
farbekrieg     

Dr._Love: Check the archived threads - I told you all so before we did it!

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Where is my goddamn cookie?!!? Where?!!?


your cookie awaits you in beautiful downtown beirut detroit.

06 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
probesport     
hurr, durr, Detroit.

/Wharrgarbl.

06 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
nijn_grrl     
Farbekrieg: Where is my goddamn cookie?!!? Where?!!?

your cookie awaits you in beautiful downtown beirut detroit.

Hey! I'm actually in downtown Detroit, and it's not THAT bad here. Not great...but geez, it doesn't suck as badly or is anywhere near as scary as Flint, for crying out loud.

06 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
signaljammer     
Vancouver is nice when it isn't the rainy season. Cheap, wonderful eats, beautiful friendly women, you can buy KB on the streets. It is dramatically beautiful. RCs sequestered in Burnaby, thankfully. Bars close early. Seemed to this Chicagoan to be a wee bit candy-assed, though. Oh, and FFS, get some real sand for your beaches, those little pebbles you use truly suck. Stanley Park was rather marvy, my son and I befriended a large seal, who seemed to have a big heart and did not seem to be a candy-ass. The next day they found some young girl rape-victims buried there, but nobody bothered us.

06 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
hdhale     

Mugato: All partisans bullshiat and snarkiness aside, if I knew that I was responsible for the shiat that went down in Iraq alone, the civilians in Iraq, our own soldiers....if I had that weight on my conscience, that would fark me up. How do they live with that? I'm not speaking as a "liberal" or a republican hater, just as a human. How does someone live with that shiat? It's one thing if we had to send people to a war that needed to be fought like WWII but how the fark....I don't know, man. That shiat would fark me up for life. Like worse than Darth Vader slaughtering the Jedi.


The big chair isn't for everyone. You make decisions that can mean that millions suffer and die.

I have always said that if I had been in Bush's seat I would have went into Iraq based on what his intell people were telling him at the time--remember, Saddam tried to bluff the world out of invading by claiming to have vast stockpiles of chemical weapons and actually used some on his own population. Saddam's strategy backfired fatally. I also said that I would have started a military draft and prepared a plan for a proper invasion and long term occupation in advance, not just a blitzkrieg and assume that the civilian population would welcome me as a conquering hero. That is where Bush farked up. You had people who tried to fight this war and Afghanistan on the cheap. War is not cheap. War breaks things, is costly, kills civilians and military personnel and should never be undertaken lightly. But if you go down the path of war, you owe it to the people you send to make sure they have the numbers, the tools and the talent to end it decisively in a manner that leaves no doubt that further resistance is futile. Doing so not only ensures that the maximum number of your people come home alive, but civilian causalities are minimized, and those you conquer can go about getting on with a new era instead of pissing their lives away in a protracted guerrilla campaign.

06 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
Marine1     

Mugato: All partisans bullshiat and snarkiness aside, if I knew that I was responsible for the shiat that went down in Iraq alone, the civilians in Iraq, our own soldiers....if I had that weight on my conscience, that would fark me up. How do they live with that? I'm not speaking as a "liberal" or a republican hater, just as a human. How does someone live with that shiat? It's one thing if we had to send people to a war that needed to be fought like WWII but how the fark....I don't know, man. That shiat would fark me up for life. Like worse than Darth Vader slaughtering the Jedi.


Well, if you're talking about Bush, he probably passes some of the blame around. And actually, he'd be right to do so, to a point. While invading Iraq was probably not a great idea, it was the Iraqis (and people from the region around that country) that were most determined to fark the place up. They viewed Saddam's ouster as their chance to set up a theocracy, Taliban-style.

06 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
rwfan     

hdhale: I have always said that if I had been in Bush's seat I would have went into Iraq based on what his intell people were telling him at the time--


Oh bullshiat. Invading Iraq had nothing to do with WMD or intelligence. The neocons had a hard on for invading Iraq when Clinton was in office. After Bush got elected in 2000 the only question was how to bully the democrats into voting for it. September 11th took care of that. The WMD bullshiat was just a fairy tale created to justify the invasion.

/let them eat yellow cake.

06 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
Osomatic     
I'm sure Vienna is a perfectly lovely place to live, as long as you don't mind having to live with a bunch of farking Austrians.

06 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
People make fun of Detroit, but now that the bad parts all depopulated then kind of burned up and then were bulldozed into the basements and covered with dirt and then abandoned to the wild, it isn't so bad any more.

06 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
Oliver Twisted     

Osomatic: I'm sure Vienna is a perfectly lovely place to live, as long as you don't mind having to live with a bunch of farking Austrians.


I'd think the kangaroos would be a bigger problem.

06 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
DeathByGeekSquad     
I find it telling that people leap to accuse soldiers and politicians for the current state of Iraq, rather than the militias and individuals who actively seek to destabilize the area because they know they won't be blamed.

06 Dec 2012 02:18 PM
probesport     

Oliver Twisted: Osomatic: I'm sure Vienna is a perfectly lovely place to live, as long as you don't mind having to live with a bunch of farking Austrians.

I'd think the kangaroos would be a bigger problem.


Not Antarctica, genus.

06 Dec 2012 02:18 PM
Red_Fox     

WienerButt: I would think North Korea (any city maybe outside the capital?) would suck worse than Baghdad.

/never been to either


Don't you need like 30,000 people to be called a city? Hard to see even a dozen at one time in any of those DPRK pics you see online.

06 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback: Eau Detwoilet

(En Francais, naturellement)


Detroit is already en francais.

06 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

This text is now purple


Detroit is already en francais.


*sigh* I know that.

However, the only place it the US it is pronounced en francais is in the international terminal at DTW, so it seemed prudent to be specific.

06 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
Marine1     

Nexzus: justGreg: sodomizer: Heist: Europe has 15 of the world's top 25 cities in the 2012 survey. Germany and Switzerland each have three in the top 10.

Canadian cities dominated rankings in the Americas region

Quality of life has a liberal bias, it seems.

That's only one attribute of those cities.

It could be that they're in northern climates.

It could be that they're majority Caucasian.***

It could be that they're associated with strong capitalist industries.

Sorry to interrupt your one man circle jerk, but you're jumping to conclusions here.

Top ranked North American city is Vancouver, and I suspect you are unaware of its demographics.

Yup, I live in Vancouver proper, I'm white and I'm in the minority now.


Did the boring white people all flee to some place like Winnipeg?

Just seems like the kind of place that would hold such people. I've never been, so I don't know.

/boring white person myself
//underrated ethnicity, really
///everything where we go is usually cheap and housing is decently affordable

06 Dec 2012 04:20 PM
kg2095    [TotalFark]  

WienerButt: I would think North Korea (any city maybe outside the capital?) would suck worse than Baghdad.

/never been to either


North Korea would not be part of the survey.

06 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
kg2095    [TotalFark]  

sodomizer: Heist: Europe has 15 of the world's top 25 cities in the 2012 survey. Germany and Switzerland each have three in the top 10.

Canadian cities dominated rankings in the Americas region

Quality of life has a liberal bias, it seems.

That's only one attribute of those cities.

It could be that they're in northern climates.

It could be that they're majority Caucasian.


It could be that they're associated with strong capitalist industries.

Sorry to interrupt your one man circle jerk, but you're jumping to conclusions here.


What the deuce does that have to do with it?

06 Dec 2012 06:27 PM
Nexzus     

Marine1: Nexzus:

Yup, I live in Vancouver proper, I'm white and I'm in the minority now.

Did the boring white people all flee to some place like Winnipeg?

Just seems like the kind of place that would hold such people. I've never been, so I don't know.

/boring white person myself
//underrated ethnicity, really
///everything where we go is usually cheap and housing is decently affordable


I don't think the number of white people is decreasing per se, it's just that the population of non-whites is rising faster. There are other factors like being priced out of the housing market by new Chinese money.

And I won't deny there are cultural factors in me wanting to sell my condo and move out to a house in the burbs.

/Wife knows another (white) mother in our area with a son in school who's the only white kid in class.

06 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
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