Someone needs to photoshop him onto an Air Jordan T-shirt.

"Mom! I'm bored shiatless. Can't I go over to Mar-"
"Hush, child! I'm trying to read this text. And watch your language!"

I read that as "Vagina Zoo" at first.

bim1154: I read that as "Vagina Zoo" at first.

I don't feel bad about myself now.

How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

FTFA: Zoo officials say the baby will not be named until his or her sex has been confirmed.

Well...
1) That doesn't look like a boy to me in the pictures, or are we that different from their species?
2) What the heck kind of stupidity is this? Waiting to name an animal that cannot even communicate a name that matches it's gender? Who cares?

octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

Ever see a newborn boy pee? You really want that job?

They can't tell the gender? They aren't looking hard enough. It's not afraid to show it off, whatever it is.

octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

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Congratulations! It's a blurry window!

already smarter than half the state's residents.....

Dad?

 

\hotlinky

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

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congratulations! It's a blurry pixel !

/wonder what names are appropriate for blurry pixel

octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

First they've got to convince the mother to let them get a good close-up shot. Maternal instincts seldom make this an easy process, especially during the first few weeks. Even TFA's picture was clearly taken at some distance.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

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It's a Tetris block?

Dimensio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]

It's a Tetris block?

Just imagine a variant of Tetris in which all blocks were modified monkey genitals. Then imagine a band named "Modified Monkey Genitals". Then imagine them writing a bonus verse for John Lennon's "Imagine". Then Imagine John Lennon playing that game while singing that song and that would be great and funnnyandfantasticandspecialandOHMYGOD ILOVECOFFEEEEE!!!

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

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So the wee one's Scottish, aye?

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]

So It's obviously from Japan.

Wasn't that thing in Trilogy of Terror?

That actually is pretty ugly....

It's gibbon us the Full Monty.

They're called thailandangs now, outofdatemitter.

I like how it only took one comment before a racist crawled out from under his rock.

"Carl Pflanzer 23 hours ago
Is that Obama's "birthed" baby????"

I admire his brass ones for using his Facebook profile to post it, though.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dimensio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]

It's a Tetris block?

Just imagine a variant of Tetris in which all blocks were modified monkey genitals. Then imagine a band named "Modified Monkey Genitals". Then imagine them writing a bonus verse for John Lennon's "Imagine". Then Imagine John Lennon playing that game while singing that song and that would be great and funnnyandfantasticandspecialandOHMYGOD ILOVECOFFEEEEE!!!

What you're on... I want it.

megarian: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dimensio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]

It's a Tetris block?

Just imagine a variant of Tetris in which all blocks were modified monkey genitals. Then imagine a band named "Modified Monkey Genitals". Then imagine them writing a bonus verse for John Lennon's "Imagine". Then Imagine John Lennon playing that game while singing that song and that would be great and funnnyandfantasticandspecialandOHMYGOD ILOVECOFFEEEEE!!!

What you're on... I want it.

Wow man... I mean like, wow man.

cwheelie: already smarter than half the state's residents.....

Smarter than pretty much everyone in Norfolk.

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"Mom! I'm bored shiatless. Can't I go over to Mar-"
"Hush, child! I'm trying to read this text. And watch your language!"

came here to make a cell phone joke... see that it has been covered. moving along