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   Ugly-ass baby siamang lets it all hang out at Virginia zoo. With pic of just what they mean by 'letting it all hang out'

06 Dec 2012 11:18 AM   |   11204 clicks   |   WTKR
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Someone needs to photoshop him onto an Air Jordan T-shirt.

06 Dec 2012 09:09 AM
Apos     
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"Mom! I'm bored shiatless. Can't I go over to Mar-"
"Hush, child! I'm trying to read this text. And watch your language!"

06 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
bim1154     
I read that as "Vagina Zoo" at first.

06 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

bim1154: I read that as "Vagina Zoo" at first.


I don't feel bad about myself now.

06 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
octopied     
How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

06 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
Big Man On Campus     
FTFA: Zoo officials say the baby will not be named until his or her sex has been confirmed.

Well...
1) That doesn't look like a boy to me in the pictures, or are we that different from their species?
2) What the heck kind of stupidity is this? Waiting to name an animal that cannot even communicate a name that matches it's gender? Who cares?

06 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.


Ever see a newborn boy pee? You really want that job?

06 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
cgraves67     
They can't tell the gender? They aren't looking hard enough. It's not afraid to show it off, whatever it is.

06 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.


I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

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06 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]


Congratulations! It's a blurry window!

06 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
cwheelie     
already smarter than half the state's residents.....

06 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
fappomatic     
Dad?

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06 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
maltedmothball     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]


congratulations! It's a blurry pixel !

/wonder what names are appropriate for blurry pixel

06 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
Millennium     

octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.


First they've got to convince the mother to let them get a good close-up shot. Maternal instincts seldom make this an easy process, especially during the first few weeks. Even TFA's picture was clearly taken at some distance.

06 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
Dimensio     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]


It's a Tetris block?

06 Dec 2012 11:57 AM
unchellmatt     
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06 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

Dimensio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]

It's a Tetris block?


Just imagine a variant of Tetris in which all blocks were modified monkey genitals. Then imagine a band named "Modified Monkey Genitals". Then imagine them writing a bonus verse for John Lennon's "Imagine". Then Imagine John Lennon playing that game while singing that song and that would be great and funnnyandfantasticandspecialandOHMYGOD ILOVECOFFEEEEE!!!

06 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
Buttbone McGillicutty     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]


So the wee one's Scottish, aye?

06 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
ArtosRC     
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06 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
Kinek     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]


So It's obviously from Japan.

06 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
Deadwing     
Wasn't that thing in Trilogy of Terror?

06 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
That actually is pretty ugly....

06 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
HailRobonia     
It's gibbon us the Full Monty.

06 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
Isildur     
They're called thailandangs now, outofdatemitter.

06 Dec 2012 01:54 PM
KaiC     
I like how it only took one comment before a racist crawled out from under his rock.

"Carl Pflanzer 23 hours ago
Is that Obama's "birthed" baby????"

I admire his brass ones for using his Facebook profile to post it, though.

06 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dimensio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]

It's a Tetris block?

Just imagine a variant of Tetris in which all blocks were modified monkey genitals. Then imagine a band named "Modified Monkey Genitals". Then imagine them writing a bonus verse for John Lennon's "Imagine". Then Imagine John Lennon playing that game while singing that song and that would be great and funnnyandfantasticandspecialandOHMYGOD ILOVECOFFEEEEE!!!


What you're on... I want it.

06 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
unchellmatt     

megarian: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dimensio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: octopied: How can they not tell the baby's sex. I mean, I can't from that photo because of the size. But I'd think those guys could get a good close up shot and be able to tell.

I just zoomed in on the "area of interest" and it becomes very obvious:

[i47.tinypic.com image 486x520]

It's a Tetris block?

Just imagine a variant of Tetris in which all blocks were modified monkey genitals. Then imagine a band named "Modified Monkey Genitals". Then imagine them writing a bonus verse for John Lennon's "Imagine". Then Imagine John Lennon playing that game while singing that song and that would be great and funnnyandfantasticandspecialandOHMYGOD ILOVECOFFEEEEE!!!

What you're on... I want it.


Wow man... I mean like, wow man.

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06 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
Grave_Girl    [TotalFark]  

cwheelie: already smarter than half the state's residents.....


Smarter than pretty much everyone in Norfolk.

06 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  

Apos: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]
"Mom! I'm bored shiatless. Can't I go over to Mar-"
"Hush, child! I'm trying to read this text. And watch your language!"


came here to make a cell phone joke... see that it has been covered. moving along

06 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
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