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   Sharp-eyed Wal-Mart employees thwart master criminal from stealing backpack full of tampons. The ankle monitor and the fact that she had committed the same crime at their store twice before might have tipped them off

06 Dec 2012 11:48 AM   |   3567 clicks   |   Dumbass Daily
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Heavy flow this month?

06 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
If she's done this twice and she's still walking around free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable.

06 Dec 2012 10:33 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons     
They're really going to rag on her in jail

06 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
And I walked right thought the door. ...

06 Dec 2012 11:06 AM
Big Man On Campus     
I predict this thread will be juicy

06 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
Matthew Keene     
Stolen tampons appearing at a flea market near you, no strings attached.

06 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
Igor Jakovsky     
I used to work at a grocery store where poor women and hookers would steal tampons and change them out in the ladies room.

/dnrtfa
//ncsb

06 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

dahmers love zombie: If she's done this twice and she's still walking around free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable.


If she doesn't have any other things on her record; and she keeps it under a certain amount; all three incidents would be misdemeanors. She'd probably get a ticket for each incident.

But, it seems that she might have a penchant for getting caught. I'm betting she got probation for the last one; with one of the conditions of her probation being the anklet.

/ not a lawyer; don't even play one on TV

06 Dec 2012 11:57 AM
Wrath of Heaven     
Rookie... I was under substantial and legitimate employment for more than a year whilst tagged with an ankle monitor and saddled with a suspended license.

During which time I drove every one of our employees vehicles no less than one time each per mission critical request.

It was awesome like Gattaca.

06 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
Minerva8918     
I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.

06 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
FrancoFile     
That's a man, man.

06 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Minerva8918: I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.


That's hysterical.

06 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
Tight_as_an_Owl     
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06 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
Clemkadidlefark     

Minerva8918: I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.


Win

06 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T     

dahmers love zombie: If she's done this twice and she's still walking around managed to stay free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable. Period.


FTFY

06 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
offmymeds     

Minerva8918: I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.


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06 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
Foxxinnia     
What are we suppose to do with people this stupid? Putting them in jail won't do anything. Can you give them a remedial education? Can you teach someone who is this incapable of basic thought?

06 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
wyldkard     
Kelly Osbourne?

06 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
poe_zlaw     
This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.

06 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
offmymeds     

Foxxinnia: What are we suppose to do with people this stupid? Putting them in jail won't do anything. Can you give them a remedial education? Can you teach someone who is this incapable of basic thought?


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06 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
Chevello     

Matthew Keene: Stolen tampons appearing at a flea market near you, no strings attached.


Those aren't stolen. They're factory seconds.

06 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
inner ted     

dahmers love zombie: If she's done this twice and she's still walking around free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable.


06 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
inner ted     

inner ted: dahmers love zombie: If she's done this twice and she's still walking around free, she clearly knows how to pull strings. Either that or she's just not absorbing the idea that this sort of behavior isn't acceptable.


stupid ass fark

anyhow

wutudidhasbeenseen.jpggodammitsomuch

OT
it's amazing what all can sell at the swap meet

/personal record for catching the same guy: 6 - didn't even call the cops til the last time
//he was always nice enough - just persistent
///til the last time, when he tried to scamper off
///csb

06 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
What the Fark Wizzbang     

poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.


I'm going to have to present you with +1 for this. I sat here deciding whether I wanted to laugh or take blood pressure medicine. Laugh eventually won, but the fact that you made me waste time deciding is worth a win.

06 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
inner ted     

poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.


that's assuming an awful lot

it's just as likely she was selling them

but please, keep on ranting

/if you are a gal, can you make me a sammich while you are wonking?

06 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Wrath of Heaven: Rookie... I was under substantial and legitimate employment for more than a year whilst tagged with an ankle monitor and saddled with a suspended license.

During which time I drove every one of our employees vehicles no less than one time each per mission critical request.

It was awesome like Gattaca.


You remind me of a bunch of drivers from a previous employer. They always drove the airbrake box trucks without a CDL.

06 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
AugieDoggyDaddy     

poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.



We should also provide free toilet paper to those who can't afford it.

06 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
AugieDoggyDaddy     
We should also provide free toilet paper to those a$$holes who can't afford it.

FIFM

06 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
Wrath of Heaven     

StoPPeRmobile: Wrath of Heaven: Rookie... I was under substantial and legitimate employment for more than a year whilst tagged with an ankle monitor and saddled with a suspended license.

During which time I drove every one of our employees vehicles no less than one time each per mission critical request.

It was awesome like Gattaca.

You remind me of a bunch of drivers from a previous employer. They always drove the airbrake box trucks without a CDL.



Haha the only crime anymore is getting caught.

06 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
Three-Fifty     
Wait! Wait! Why did she have to steal tampons??? There is a Girl Code and one of the most important parts of that code is to always share your "supplies" with a woman who needs one.

She just needs to go into a women's room and shout over the stall, "Does anyone have a tampon?" It's the Girl Law!

/Or just go to the Honda dealership I go to/nice hotels/nice restaurants - they have baskets of them sitting on the counters.

06 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
Jument     

Foxxinnia: What are we suppose to do with people this stupid? Putting them in jail won't do anything. Can you give them a remedial education? Can you teach someone who is this incapable of basic thought?


Chop off their hands.

06 Dec 2012 01:50 PM
JackieRabbit     
Well, a gal never can have too many tampons, dontchaknow.

06 Dec 2012 01:51 PM
maggoo     
When the robber was asked about being caught stealing a backpack full of tampons, he said that thanks to his actions he had too much to absorb right now.

06 Dec 2012 01:54 PM
The Only Jeff     
From the title I assumed it was a woman stealing these things, but tfa only had some dude's mugshot.

06 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
Surly U. Jest     
Backpack full of tampons.

That is all.

06 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Perhaps she wants to make festive slippers out of them?
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Oh, they're tampons?

Then she could make little ghosts for Halloween
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with googly eyes.

06 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Day_Old_Dutchie: Perhaps she wants to make festive slippers out of them?
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Oh, they're tampons?

Then she could make little ghosts for Halloween
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with googly eyes.


Finally! I get to use this.
Or a telescope with a mouse in it.

06 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
occamswrist     
Tampons are more of a medical necessity than birth control.

Free tampons for everyone!

06 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

dittybopper: Minerva8918: I don't condone stealing at all, but tampons are not cheap.


Lame joke time!

What did one tampon say to another?

Nothing...they were both stuck up biatches.

That's hysterical.


OK, so no one saw what I did there? Really?

06 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
Langdon Alger     
Rag time, doin' a lil thievin'
Ugly broad, can't you see me heavin'

06 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
Kazrath     

Igor Jakovsky: I used to work at a grocery store where poor women and hookers would steal tampons and change them out in the ladies room.

/dnrtfa
//ncsb


Thanks Igor. I was going to mention something similar.

Food stamps don't buy tampons/pads. Women need those things and they are not cheap. Many very poor women have to decide between tampons/pads and not eating or not paying some other bill. The two things I have purchased for my dirt poor sister on more than one occasion is toilet paper and tampons.

/ Sucks when you are blind with 2 kids.
// Sucks more when the father of those kids either doesn't work or only works under-the-table to avoid paying his share.

06 Dec 2012 06:25 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Kazrath: Igor Jakovsky: I used to work at a grocery store where poor women and hookers would steal tampons and change them out in the ladies room.

/dnrtfa
//ncsb

Thanks Igor. I was going to mention something similar.

Food stamps don't buy tampons/pads. Women need those things and they are not cheap. Many very poor women have to decide between tampons/pads and not eating or not paying some other bill. The two things I have purchased for my dirt poor sister on more than one occasion is toilet paper and tampons.

/ Sucks when you are blind with 2 kids.
// Sucks more when the father of those kids either doesn't work or only works under-the-table to avoid paying his share.


This is pretty cheap.
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/i kid
//can't spare a square

06 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
poe_zlaw     

inner ted: poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.

that's assuming an awful lot

it's just as likely she was selling them

but please, keep on ranting

Oh, right-- selling them. The big black market for tampons. Let me ask you this. If someone has money to buy tampons, why would they ask a broke bctih if she had any for sale? I dont know how much tampons are. That's something youll have to share with me.

06 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
inner ted     

poe_zlaw: inner ted: poe_zlaw: This is sad. She's stealing tampons. She's not stealing beer. Tampons should be free to women who cant afford them just like birth control should be. This is just another example of how we in America hate women.

that's assuming an awful lot

it's just as likely she was selling them

but please, keep on ranting
Oh, right-- selling them. The big black market for tampons. Let me ask you this. If someone has money to buy tampons, why would they ask a broke bctih if she had any for sale? I dont know how much tampons are. That's something youll have to share with me.


you are obviously not terribly familiar with the fine world of flea markets / swap meets & all that can "fall off the truck"

i guess be glad for that
& be glad that you are fortunate enough to never have to contemplate such a thing

though it is rather remarkable the "savings" to be had on a WIDE array of products.

/ignorance is bliss non?

07 Dec 2012 10:24 AM
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