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   The smell of Napalm in the morning is so last season. And evidently, the M-75 fragrance is pleasant and attractive, like the missiles of the Palestinian resistance

06 Dec 2012 11:40 AM   |   4103 clicks   |   Times of Israel
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MmmmBacon    [TotalFark]  
/facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.

06 Dec 2012 07:54 AM
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zedster    [TotalFark]  

MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.


Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole

06 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
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LowbrowDeluxe     

zedster: MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.

Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole


Yes, but this is brown people vs joos, so clearly they're wrong. Also, intentionally evil.

06 Dec 2012 11:42 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Clearly this calls for the bombing of the factory and all the stores that carry it. Preferably in the day time when lots of people are there. You know, untargeted collateral damage.

06 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
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Dr Dreidel    [TotalFark]  

zedster: MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.

Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole


Let's not also forget the Pizza Hut eau de toilet.

// do NOT go in there
// whoooooooooo

06 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
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CygnusDarius     
Oh yeah, that'll help.

06 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
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All_Farked_Up     
Company targets products to consumers base to make money. Same ol' same ol'

06 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
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Big Man On Campus     
Actually, I'm more offended that Gazans wear perfume than anything else. Who the hell do they think they are? It's not like they're Americans who can just overspend on everything and remain in luxury. Those people need to learn their place and save for the inevitable bomb vest that they will need once they've had enough.

06 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
It should do better than Jai Jihad. Every time a man puts on Jai Jihad cologne and leaves the security of his terrorist cell bunker, he is swarmed by possibly beautiful women in burkas. He may be forced to prematurely detonate his explosive vest.

06 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
24.media.tumblr.com

06 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
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croesius     
I'm waiting for the Israelis to release their white phosphorus cologne.

Again.

06 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
Israel plans to release their own scent in Gaza. "White Phosphorus", a scent for men, women and children regardless of their status as Combatants or Non Combatants. White Phosphorus has the alluring scent of singed flesh and gives the wearer a feeling of deep, penetrating warmth.

Available soon everywhere within the disputed territories.

06 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
croesius

I worked on that post for at least 5 minutes. I also encouraged the guy next to me to steal fatass' chair and replace fatass' chair with a broken down one.

And the boss wanted something. Work? Werk? Meh. I look it up.

Shakes tiny angry fist

06 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
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Apik0r0s     

MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.



Damned Palis don't want peace. If they want peace, they should do as they are told. The Jews in Europe tried to make peace with Hitler by quietly getting on the trains when told to, the Palis could learn a thing or two from that.

06 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
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wedun     
It's time for a One State solution

The majority of Palestinians live either in the exile to which they were driven from their homes during the creation of Israel in 1948, or as second-class citizens of Israel, where they face formidable obstacles as non-Jews in a state that reserves a full spectrum of rights only for Jews.

For Palestinians, the right to return home and the right to live in dignity and equality in their own land are not any less important than the right to live free of military occupation. A separate state addressed only the latter, but there can never be a just and lasting peace that does not address all those rights, even if it means relinquishing the prospect of an independent Palestinian state.

What must be added here is that if a one-state solution offers the last remaining key to a just and lasting peace, Israeli Jews will pay what will turn out to be only a short-term price in exchange for many long-term gains. Like Palestinians, they will lose the dream and the prospect of a state exclusively their own. But - also like Palestinians - what they will gain in turn is the right to live in peace.


Link

06 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
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The Larch     

zedster: MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.

Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole


But it's different when we do it, because Americans aren't filthy muslim terrorists who eat babies and murder puppies. Also, you're an antisemite.

06 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
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Clemkadidlefark     

MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.


Bingo

06 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
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mat catastrophe     
Mmm, the sweet, sweet smell of propaganda.

No pics of the perfume. No company named. No website listed. Nothing.

All references on google come from pro-Israeli blogs, it seems.

06 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
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TrollingForColumbine     

zedster: MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.

Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole


9/11 by Muslim Dior. I'm sure you would be ok with this.

06 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
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Apik0r0s     

mat catastrophe: Mmm, the sweet, sweet smell of propaganda.

No pics of the perfume. No company named. No website listed. Nothing.

All references on google come from pro-Israeli blogs, it seems.



Israelis ratfarking the media? Perish the thought!

Masters of the lie indeed.

06 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
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Rich Cream     
And those who want to believe, do so.

06 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
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Joe Blowme     
FTA: Cosmetics firm calls scent M-75 in honor of 'victory' against Israel during Pillar of Defense


www.agileproductdesign.com

06 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
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Joe Blowme     

LowbrowDeluxe: zedster: MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.

Yup.

Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole

Yes, but this is brown people vs joos, so clearly they're wrong. Also, intentionally evil.


Well, they are part of a death cult

06 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
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ocschwar     
Israelis ratfarking the media? Perish the thought!


Anti-Israeli dumbfarks automatically dismissing anything from an Israeli source, showing what twits they are?

Um, yes, that appears to be what's happening here.

Pal source. Translated for your convenienceby Google.

06 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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Apik0r0s     

ocschwar: Israelis ratfarking the media? Perish the thought!


Anti-Israeli dumbfarks automatically dismissing anything from an Israeli source, showing what twits they are?

Um, yes, that appears to be what's happening here.

Pal source. Translated for your convenienceby Google.



That's even more hilarious. Many products in the US after WWII used marketing themes based on killing Nazis. Don't see much difference here.

06 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
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liam76     

Apik0r0s: Damned Palis don't want peace. If they want peace, they should do as they are told. The Jews in Europe tried to make peace with Hitler by quietly getting on the trains when told to, the Palis could learn a thing or two from that


This BS again?

Keep pretending a group that has greater quality of life under their opression is likel the holocaust.

06 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
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ocschwar     
That's even more hilarious. Many products in the US after WWII used marketing themes based on killing Nazis. Don't see much difference here.


Maybe this guy can explain.

www.eretzyisroel.org

06 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
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royone     

Apik0r0s: That's even more hilarious. Many products in the US after WWII used marketing themes based on killing Nazis. Don't see much difference here.


We didn't want peace with the Nazis after WWII. And, as you say, I don't see a difference here.

06 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
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croesius     

Harry Freakstorm: croesius

I worked on that post for at least 5 minutes. I also encouraged the guy next to me to steal fatass' chair and replace fatass' chair with a broken down one.

And the boss wanted something. Work? Werk? Meh. I look it up.

Shakes tiny angry fist


I had the timing, but you had the phrasing. Well done.

06 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
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liam76     

Apik0r0s: That's even more hilarious. Many products in the US after WWII used marketing themes based on killing Nazis. Don't see much difference here


The US didn't name anything after weapons that were used primarily against civilians.

Of course you don't see much difference because you think allof Israel is alegit target.

06 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
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wedun     

ocschwar: That's even more hilarious. Many products in the US after WWII used marketing themes based on killing Nazis. Don't see much difference here.


Maybe this guy can explain.

[www.eretzyisroel.org image 240x180]


Hey it's that guy that the Zionists point to when they want to accuse Palestinians for responsibility in the Holocaust.

06 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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Apik0r0s     

liam76: Apik0r0s: That's even more hilarious. Many products in the US after WWII used marketing themes based on killing Nazis. Don't see much difference here

The US didn't name anything after weapons that were used primarily against civilians.

Of course you don't see much difference because you think allof Israel is alegit target.


I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians". When your state goes rogue, walls people up into ghettoes and denies them the basics of life because they weren't born of the same stock as you - well, your whole country is a target. See: Dresden and Tokyo for more info.

06 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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ocschwar     
Hey it's that guy that the Zionists point to when they want to accuse Palestinians for responsibility in the Holocaust.


Not merely accuse.

06 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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ocschwar     

I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians".


You and the voices in your head, that is.

06 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
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onyxruby     

LowbrowDeluxe: Yes, but this is brown people vs joos, so clearly they're wrong. Also, intentionally evil


You do realize that the "Jews" in Israel are also brown people, don't you? I'm sure if you tried you could put a little more antisemitism in your comments....

06 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
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Apik0r0s     

ocschwar: I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians".

You and the voices in your head, that is.



Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.

06 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
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ocschwar     
Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed

No, 130 UN ambassadors, mostly from shiatholes, agreed to nothing of consequence.

06 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
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Apik0r0s     

ocschwar: Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed

No, 130 UN ambassadors, mostly from shiatholes, agreed to nothing of consequence.


Yes, mostly from shiatholes, lol. C'mon racist, out with it, just say that they're low people, unlike God's Chosen people.

For something of no consequence, Israelis are sure wailing and gnashing their teeth quite a bit.

06 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
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ocschwar     

Yes, mostly from shiatholes, lol.


Look at the list of UN member states, and look them up at Freedom House.

The ambassador votes have nothing to do with how their populations feel.

06 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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give me doughnuts     

Apik0r0s: ocschwar: I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians".

You and the voices in your head, that is.


Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.



Slowest worst extermination of a people EVAR. what with the population increasing, and all.

06 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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Apik0r0s     

ocschwar: Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed

No, 130 UN ambassadors, mostly from shiatholes, agreed to nothing of consequence.


Yeah, here's the 9 who voted against: Canada, Czech Republic, Israel, Marshall Islands, Micronesia (Federated States of), Nauru, Panama, Palau, United States.


LOL, you feel the walls closing in on your precious little racial supremacy experiment in the Mid-East?

06 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
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ocschwar     
Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.


You know who actually DID participate with the extermination of a people?

counterjihadnews.files.wordpress.com

This guy.

06 Dec 2012 01:31 PM
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Apik0r0s     

give me doughnuts: Apik0r0s: ocschwar: I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians".

You and the voices in your head, that is.


Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.


Slowest worst extermination of a people EVAR. what with the population increasing, and all.



It's kind of hard to Shatilla these people with the news cycle any more. You have to be subtle about it, make it look like defense. Just push them too far and when they react with a completely innefective rocket attack - Free Land! Nothing an Israeli loves more than somebody else's land.

06 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
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give me doughnuts     

Apik0r0s: ocschwar: Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed

No, 130 UN ambassadors, mostly from shiatholes, agreed to nothing of consequence.

Yeah, here's the 9 who voted against: Canada, Czech Republic, Israel, Marshall Islands, Micronesia (Federated States of), Nauru, Panama, Palau, United States.


LOL, you feel the walls closing in on your precious little racial supremacy experiment in the Mid-East?



They've been attacked by multiple nations before. It usually didn't take long to sort things out, and gain a little more real estate.

06 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
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ocschwar     

It's kind of hard to Shatilla these people with the news cycle any more.


Not stopping Assad from going Shatilla on his people right now.

Then again, it wasn't even Israel that did Shatilla.

Just push them too far and when they react with a completely innefective rocket attack -

I bet it breaks your heart when a Gazan rocket fails to kill Israeli civilians.

06 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
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give me doughnuts     

Apik0r0s: give me doughnuts: Apik0r0s: ocschwar: I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians".

You and the voices in your head, that is.


Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.


Slowest worst extermination of a people EVAR. what with the population increasing, and all.


It's kind of hard to Shatilla these people with the news cycle any more. You have to be subtle about it, make it look like defense. Just push them too far and when they react with a completely innefective rocket attack - Free Land! Nothing an Israeli loves more than somebody else's land.



So you're giving up on the "extermination" and "genocide" arguments?

06 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
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liam76     

give me doughnuts: Apik0r0s: ocschwar: I, and most of the world, couldn't give two runny shiats about your whining over "civilians".

You and the voices in your head, that is.


Sorry, but 130 nations just agreed that the world has had enough of your racist apartheid regime and its extermination of a people.


Slowest worst extermination of a people EVAR. what with the population increasing, and all.


Don't bother bringing up reality.

ocschwar: Then again, it wasn't even Israel that did Shatilla.


Funny how when Israel didn't do enough to stop them it is their fault, but when Hamas doesn't do anything to stop rockets from "rogue" groups it isn't their fault. When Lebannon didn't stop hezebullah from launching rockets, it isn't their fault.

06 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
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Apik0r0s     

ocschwar: It's kind of hard to Shatilla these people with the news cycle any more.

Not stopping Assad from going Shatilla on his people right now.

Then again, it wasn't even Israel that did Shatilla.

Just push them too far and when they react with a completely innefective rocket attack -

I bet it breaks your heart when a Gazan rocket fails to kill Israeli civilians.


I could give a shiat about either party. My country hasn't hitched its wagon to the Palestinian star though. My country doesn't have its honor besmirched in the eyes of the world for supporting Palestine. My country does, however, look to the world like enablers and protectors of a racist, apartheid regime bent on racial purity.

I don't remember any Palestinians using their positions in US media to propagandize America to the point where 80% of people ended up believing Sadaam Hussein was involved in 9/11. No, I think that was Wolf Blitzer and Rupert Murdoch. I remember the NYT giving Judith Miller the UNPRECEDENTED freedom to publish whatever she could cook up on their front page. Not in the interest of America, but in the interest of their real country, the country they would torch all others to advance.

And I certainly don't recall 5 Palestinians being arrested on 9/11 while they recorded the attack, high-fived and squealed with glee. That was 5 Israelis.

06 Dec 2012 01:49 PM
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boinkingbill     
Could be worse. They could have named it after a fart: This Morning's Egg.

06 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
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ocschwar     
My country does, however, look to the world like enablers and protectors of a racist, apartheid regime bent on racial purity.


It only looks that way to your stupid, deluded eyes, stuck as they are, in the sockets of your asshat head.

06 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
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