Holy fark, Kids these days are pussies.
I fear for the wusses that the next generation has become.
Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.
That's half of what High school and collage is.

She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.

That would have probably only encouraged them even more.

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.

had98c: Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.

That would have probably only encouraged them even more.

I'm interested...

So stand next to the bed and say things like:

"Lemme hold your leg up for you..."

and

"You should stick it in her butt...she told the guy that was here earlier this afternoon that she LOVES it."

Depending on if she was hot or not... I am guessing she wasn't.

"Snowflake discovers Real World"

lemortede: Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.
That's half of what High school and collage is.

I had the same outlook when it happened, then my roommate ratted on me to the RA for coming back into the room after taking a shower.

/kid brought her there to fark like 9am
//where was i to leave the towel?

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.

Or just join in.

She should have turned on gay porn really loud

Plantif on the left, defendant on the right.

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.

Should have recorded it. Could probably make a good bit of coin on DVDs or even live streaming.

Goodbye student loan payments!
=Smidge=

What putting up with that shiat might look like.

What senior is still living on campus?

You're in a dorm. Put on some headphones, turn and face the wall, or just get real drunk and go to sleep.

I am outraged that people suggested videotaping it! But I would like to see evidence so I can decide just how outraged I should be.

Doom MD: What senior is still living on campus?

Depends on the school, mine had almost no off campus and those houses were 50 year old trash. Anyways, getting the popcorn ready for some stories.

Has anyone actually EVER lived on campus for more than a semester and not had a roommate who wasn't a:

A) psycho
B) alchoholic
C) cleptomaniac
D) or willing to have sex/masturbate with other people in the room

The stories are almost universal - hell you should be able to sue the college if you don't have at least one of these after living on campus for 3+ years.

I know how to settle this Your Honor, they should have sex together and let me watch.

Doom MD: What senior is still living on campus?

At Cornell, most of the dorms were better than anything your could get off-campus and staying on-campus meant you didn't need the added expenses of a car.

You're doing it wrong

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: "Snowflake discovers Real World"

I don't know dude, in the real world people aren't constantly having sex a few feet away while I'm trying to sleep.

/not CONSTANTLY...

This is why I was glad that I didn't have a roommate when I lived in the dorms.

moothemagiccow: lemortede: Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.
That's half of what High school and collage is.

I had the same outlook when it happened, then my roommate ratted on me to the RA for coming back into the room after taking a shower.

/kid brought her there to fark like 9am
//where was i to leave the towel?

I who that what now?

My friend was stuck living with a frat star his freshman year. One night the roommate bought a drunk chick back and proceeded to have sex with her with my friend trying to sleep. I should mention they had bunkbeds. And my friend had the top bunk. The swaying gave him motion sickness.

abhorrent1: Plantif on the left, defendant on the right.
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You misspelled princess.

Step 1 Turn web cam toward bed.
Step 2 Charge for access.
Step 3 Profit.

My college roommate brought home a couple girls while we shared a room (apt, not the dorm). First time, I faked sleeping through it, second time, I came home to find the door closed, so I slept on the couch. Evidently the girl was a bit large. The other roommate got up, looked in the room (with the door now open), and saw two massive pairs of shoulders next to each other on the bed. He looked at me, then said...."is that a GUY in there?"

Try this next time instead of the legal system....

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.

Women masturbate?The things you learn on FARK.

sweet-daddy-2: Women masturbate?The things you learn on FARK.

The ones that have a penis do anyway.

Wife's friend had a roommate first semester that banged a lot of dudes. Apparently one time she had sex with a guy while on her period and just left without cleaning up after herself when they were done. Friend enters the room later to find a bloody mess including handprints on the wall. Fortunately it was a divide the room in half situation and not a bunk bed setup. Needless to say, she got a room change shortly thereafter.

/gross story bro...

Fizpez: Has anyone actually EVER lived on campus for more than a semester and not had a roommate who wasn't a:

A) psycho
B) alchoholic
C) cleptomaniac
D) or willing to have sex/masturbate with other people in the room

The stories are almost universal - hell you should be able to sue the college if you don't have at least one of these after living on campus for 3+ years.


While living on campus? No, I didn't....my roomie was a very straight laced preacher's son....But he sure as hell did since I was that roomate you speak of.

Now OFF campus, where I moved in with people like me. THEN i had that experience. And it was AWESOME!

Get out the web can and start up the projector in the quad.

stuffy: Step 1 Turn web cam toward bed.
Step 2 Charge for access.
Step 3 Profit.

Someone already tried this. It didn't work out to well for him.

Black sock on the outside of a locked door was the universal sign that you were getting it on and the roomate should go hang out somewhere else, only trouble is that everyone knew it and would pull the sock off the door to be a jackarse. The roomates and I would develop our own code (our door was covered in my chalk art and we would hide a symbol amongst it). and change it every semester so we wouldn't walk in on the nasty going down. Although there were some instances when drunkeness would take over and no one would care if the other had a chick over, a whole harem or both of you getting it on with drunk chicks.

lemortede: Holy fark, Kids these days are pussies.
I fear for the wusses that the next generation has become.
Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.
That's half of what High school and collage is.

You had a better time in high school than I.

This sharing rooms at college thing seems to be an american thing. Just seems really strange to someone from the UK. I'd hate it.

We had a dry erase board on the door when i was in college. I came back from class once to find "No visitors please" written on the door. "Oh, I'm not a visitor, I live here."

/Lessons learned

Langdon Alger: Black sock on the outside of a locked door was the universal sign that you were getting it on and the roomate should go hang out somewhere else, only trouble is that everyone knew it and would pull the sock off the door to be a jackarse. The roomates and I would develop our own code (our door was covered in my chalk art and we would hide a symbol amongst it). and change it every semester so we wouldn't walk in on the nasty going down. Although there were some instances when drunkeness would take over and no one would care if the other had a chick over, a whole harem or both of you getting it on with drunk chicks.

Fark that. You want to bang a chick in our shared accommodations that's fine but you better be ready for an audience. To hell with me hanging out in the library while you blow your load.

sea_monkey: Fark that. You want to bang a chick in our shared accommodations that's fine but you better be ready for an audience. To hell with me hanging out in the library while you blow your load.

You sound like a fun guy.

You know what's more awkward than your roommate having sex while you're there? Your roommate not having sex while you're there.

CSB time:

I had a very religious roommate in college who had a girlfriend that went to a bible school nearby. From what I can tell she was only allowed out during the day on Sundays. Anyway, he would bring her back to our dorm room after church in the morning, and they would get into his bed together, pull the covers and comforter over themselves completely (even their heads were covered)...and just lie there. No movement, no noise - I don't know if they were napping or awake, but they would just lie there. During the middle of the day. For hours. This didn't just happen once or twice; it was every Sunday. They ended up making the room stink with sweat on some days, but not because they were getting it on; no, they were just overheating from being covered up under a heavy blanket at noon on an 85 degree day in a room without air conditioning. I think I asked if I should leave the first or second time it happened, but my roommate said no, and I wasn't about to lose access to my own room over their weird behavior.

/Not positive whether it happened on Saturdays or Sundays.
//Was best man at their wedding a year later.

Actually, for me in college when I had a room mate, it wasn't the them-having-sex that bugged me.

It was the almost-every-day conversation between them:

"What do you want to do for dinner?"
"I want to do what YOU want to do."
"But Iw ant to do what you want!"
"Well, what do you want to do?"
"I don't know,w hat do you want to do?"
(This would sometimes continue for at least ten minutes.)
(JESUS fark JUST PICK SOMETHING.)

CSB:

I lived in a fraternity house for the first two years of college, after that I got my own apartment and didn't have to worry about this shiat anymore. During my first year I dated the freaky chick (aka biatch) who liked to tie her guys up. One afternoon she came over for some playtime and she had tied me to the bed frame. She was riding me like she was going for the world record, damn near broke my pelvis. As she was hammering down my roommate came in with three other brothers. As soon as the door opened she stopped and got quiet. The guys came in and sat on the couch and turned on the TV, not noticing us in the loft.

I leaned over and said, "Hey guys, could you give me a few minutes, I'm a bit tied up at the moment." Surprised and astonished they stumbled out of the room.

My sexual prowess was never questioned after that day. If I had a girl, they knew she was a freak.

15 years later, they're divorced three times over, and the girl I married and I are still partying like we're in college.

/CSB

She's the Nottie in this Hottie & Nottie combo

lemortede: Holy fark, Kids these days are pussies.
I fear for the wusses that the next generation has become.
Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.
That's half of what High school and collage is.

well it wasn't about learning spelling.

lemortede: Holy fark, Kids these days are pussies.
I fear for the wusses that the next generation has become.
Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.
That's half of what High school and collage is.

Do you have a collage of your roomates?

I do not see the big deal just kick back and watch the show. Masturbate if you feel like it and/or join in if they let you. Now if they have a problem with what you do then they should have not started off right in front of you.

EASTON -

Stonehill College has convinced a judge to throw out part of a suit brought by a former student who claimed her roommate's sexual habits caused her to suffer depression and withdraw from the college.

In the civil suit filed in federal court in Boston in February, Lindsay Blankmeyer claimed her senior-year roommate had sex with her boyfriend while Blankmeyer tried to sleep a few feet away. Blankmeyer also claimed her roommate engaged in "sexually inappropriate video chatting" when Blankmeyer was in the room. The suit seeks $150,000 in damages.

If this disturbed her so much, why didn't she just get switched to another room?

Aar1012: This is why I was glad that I didn't have a roommate when I lived in the dorms.

Yeah, I'll never understand why more people don't ask for single rooms... I was initially worried I wouldn't be able to get one and be stuck with a roommate, but I never had a problem during my years on campus... It seemed like no one else was even signing up for the damn things, so they had plenty singles to spare!