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Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.
had98c: Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have just stood next to their bed and masturbated while they were having sex to make her point.That would have probably only encouraged them even more.
lemortede: Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.That's half of what High school and collage is.
Doom MD: What senior is still living on campus?
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: "Snowflake discovers Real World"
moothemagiccow: lemortede: Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.That's half of what High school and collage is.I had the same outlook when it happened, then my roommate ratted on me to the RA for coming back into the room after taking a shower./kid brought her there to fark like 9am//where was i to leave the towel?
abhorrent1: Plantif on the left, defendant on the right.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 636x383]
sweet-daddy-2: Women masturbate?The things you learn on FARK.
Fizpez: Has anyone actually EVER lived on campus for more than a semester and not had a roommate who wasn't a:A) psychoB) alchoholicC) cleptomaniacD) or willing to have sex/masturbate with other people in the roomThe stories are almost universal - hell you should be able to sue the college if you don't have at least one of these after living on campus for 3+ years.
stuffy: Step 1 Turn web cam toward bed.Step 2 Charge for access.Step 3 Profit.
lemortede: Holy fark, Kids these days are pussies.I fear for the wusses that the next generation has become.Who give a shiat if your room mate was banging.That's half of what High school and collage is.
Langdon Alger: Black sock on the outside of a locked door was the universal sign that you were getting it on and the roomate should go hang out somewhere else, only trouble is that everyone knew it and would pull the sock off the door to be a jackarse. The roomates and I would develop our own code (our door was covered in my chalk art and we would hide a symbol amongst it). and change it every semester so we wouldn't walk in on the nasty going down. Although there were some instances when drunkeness would take over and no one would care if the other had a chick over, a whole harem or both of you getting it on with drunk chicks.
sea_monkey: Fark that. You want to bang a chick in our shared accommodations that's fine but you better be ready for an audience. To hell with me hanging out in the library while you blow your load.
Aar1012: This is why I was glad that I didn't have a roommate when I lived in the dorms.
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