Kill 'em. Kill 'em all.

The most Burmese? That seems a little racist.

You can only use pistols and machetes, so the collateral damage should be fairly limited.

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

also: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Is there a cook-out after? Python is good eating.

BRB, going to pyhtons.com and ordering 100 pythons so I will win.

Hunting a reptile
Using a gun
Probably stupid
Potentially tragic
Amazingly fun
Bhurma Snake

We really need to reduce their population numbers. A Burma Shave, if you will.

Marcus Aurelius: You can only use pistols and machetes, so the collateral damage should be fairly limited.

That seems kind of stupid. I'd figure a shotgun loaded up with #8 would be good snake medicine.

Yknow, my python boot is too tight
I couldnt get it off last night
A week went by, an now it's july
I finally got it off
An my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin

What a python permit holder in Florida might look like:

Cobra effect

I was more intrigued by the mugshot roundup below, featuring a woman wearing a shirt that says: For a good time, insert coin.

Classy.

Educate yourself

... needs booze and bikinis.

The competition is fierce.

Marcus Aurelius: You can only use pistols and machetes, so the collateral damage should be fairly limited.

Untrue. The euthanasia guide mentions pistols and machetes as examples, but there's no restriction on how you can kill. The guide merely says it's important to destroy the brain quickly and completely to minimize suffering.

shanrick: Yknow, my python boot is too tight
I couldnt get it off last night
A week went by, an now it's july
I finally got it off
An my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin

Could you rinse it off, do you suppose?

TOO BEAUCOUP!!

Too bad the pythons can't have their own competition to bring in the most Floridiots..

Diogenes: We really need to reduce their population numbers. A Burma Shave, if you will.

99% of their prey is already gone, so I don't think we need to do anything.

Good.

You know, there is a Hotel there.

TheHighlandHowler: Cobra effect

A limited contest will not spawn a cobra effect.

give me doughnuts: Is there a cook-out after? Python is good eating.

That will probably be next. Texas rattlesnake roundups feature cook-outs.

You've got to get them before they get you.





/goes to get snuggly in my pet Burmese's coils

I think he may win







This assclown will cheat though

The_Sponge: What a python permit holder in Florida might look like:

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Damn you and your 24 inch pythons, brother.
*tiny fist*

"You mean der is snakes out der dis big?"

Odds of a python hurting a hunter are probably lower than a hunter shooting/stabbing himself.

/Shy creatures who mainly eat things much smaller than people

People will have trouble trapping his anaconda, because it don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

/and I am done.

DoctorHowardDoctorFine: Too bad the pythons can't have their own competition to bring in the most Floridiots..

Who's to say they can't?

\my money's on the pythons...

This is going to make some great headlines ...More fark reading material for the next few months...

Pythons are making their way even down here to the Keys now -- they're pretty damn good swimmers. One's been spotted as far south as Marathon (halfway between Key Largo and Key West).

give me doughnuts: Is there a cook-out after? Python is good eating.

I read there is too much mercury and other heavy metals in the meat. It is unfortunate because I also heard they were pretty darn good and I live close enough to have benefited.

DoctorHowardDoctorFine: Too bad the pythons can't have their own competition to bring in the most Floridiots..

Why? Don't you like the fauna in the Everglades?

About mercury in FL python meat

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I was more intrigued by the mugshot roundup below, featuring a woman wearing a shirt that says: For a good time, insert coin.

Classy.

Says "Smelly Pirate Hooker" to himself

And while they're out hunting the Department of Wildlife should break into their homes and kill all their snakes since they obviously aren't responsible enough to keep them from escaping into the wild.

Keys dude: Pythons are making their way even down here to the Keys now -- they're pretty damn good swimmers. One's been spotted as far south as Marathon (halfway between Key Largo and Key West).

Still won't be able to compete with pure Alabama blacksnake.

I don't know; I'd probably look in the adjoining shrubbery.

/ a shrubbery?!

Happy Hours: And while they're out hunting the Department of Wildlife should break into their homes and kill all their snakes since they obviously aren't responsible enough to keep them from escaping into the wild.

A python permit in Florida isn't a piece of paper allowing someone to possess pythons.

I'm sad that they're a top predatory invasive species, because when it comes to humans they're one of the more gentle, tolerant species of snakes. They're all cuddly because they like to be warm, and they know people are too big to eat - usually.

Besides, they're cute: my burmese modeled by my cousin.

probesport: TOO BEAUCOUP!!

No, no....that's the Alabama Black Snake.

Rain

It's the African Rock pythons that are mixed in with 'em that you have to look out for. Heck of a lot more aggressive, and from what I hear, they may be able to breed. They pull 'em out of swimming pools and crap in S. Fla.

/Scream like a girl around snakes
//Of course, I am a girl
///whatever

This is wrong, just plain WRONG! Pythons are living creatures and we are trying to get people to kill them. Hasn't the environment suffered enough without us going in and making yet another of Gods creatures extinct! Soon pythons will go the way of the carrier pigeon and the do do bird. Pythons are important to the ecosystem because.......oh fark it.

schrepjm: A python permit in Florida isn't a piece of paper allowing someone to possess pythons.

Do tell.