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   SFW Nudes. No, seriously

06 Dec 2012 12:57 PM   |   33506 clicks   |   Slate
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BarkingUnicorn     
Very cool!

06 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
tin_man     
I see a nipple

06 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
The My Little Pony Killer    [TotalFark]  
I see somebody's mound.

06 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
Elzar     
subby you asshole - total bush on nude #2 - seriously this needs a NSFW tag.

06 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Q's the "i cant fap to this" pic

/waits....

06 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  
I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple.

*refresh*

tin_man: I see a nipple


DAMMIT! F*ck it, I'm posting it anyway.

06 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
PrivateCaboose    [TotalFark]  
Sharp knees, all of them. Way below my standards.

06 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
skankboy     
i.chzbgr.comView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
styckx     
i.imgur.comView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
pottie     
Hey, those aren't any fun at all

06 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
sp86     
I wonder if this is what we look like from a Four Dimensional Perspective.

06 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
Karac     
horsegoeswest.comView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
letthepossumlive     
I can't see anything.
i.imgur.comView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
jaytkay     
Meh, Old idea is old.

www.marcelduchamp.netView Full Size


/ 100 years old in this case

06 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
images3.wikia.nocookie.netView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
fireclown     
AAAAH! Jakobs Ladder flashback!

06 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
Loadmaster     
Would the results be any different if she had been wearing a burka?

06 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
24.media.tumblr.comView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
ManRay     

jaytkay: Meh, Old idea is old.


Ack.

Beat me to it.

06 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
oldfarthenry     
Kinda reminds me of trying to watch scrambled porn on cable in the 70's.

06 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

letthepossumlive: I can't see anything.
[i.imgur.com image 313x225]


Wait that's not my kitty cat. Is that a red panda trying to rob me?

06 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
sodomizer     
Looks like silly putty, but most of you would fap to that anyway...

06 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Ponzholio: I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple.

*refresh*

tin_man: I see a nipple

DAMMIT! F*ck it, I'm posting it anyway.


www.slate.comView Full Size
 
Then there's this one.

06 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
SkylineRecords     

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 719x599]


SFW porn is farking hilarious.

06 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
Munchkin City Coroner     
www.slate.comView Full Size


Throw in some lesser fat women in orbit around this one and it looks kind of like subby's mom.

06 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
talkertopc     
I can fap to this because the article says the model is a woman and we can clearly see her ankles!

06 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
BlackMtnMan     
Can't. get. wood........

06 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
jmr61     
Might be SFW but not worth viewing.

06 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
Wellon Dowd     
If this is what I think it is, I saw it the other day and I'm glad I didn't click while at work. They did remind me of an amusing Skittles-related animated GIF, however.

06 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
macadamnut     
4.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
Endive Wombat    [TotalFark]  

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 719x599]


WTF?

06 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
ronaprhys     
Gotta give the guy props. He managed to get chicks nekkid as all get out by telling them he wouldn't use stills of them where people could see their naughty bits. He, on the other hand, has lots and lots of spank-bank material.

GENIUS!

06 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
nirwana     
I see a mulva.

06 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
Isildur     
For a moment I wondered why he would need to bother combining 10,000 individual photographs, rather than just taking long exposures, but then I realized he wasn't just additively blending them- he was having later (or perhaps earlier) layers block the layers underneath.

06 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
sweet-daddy-2     
What sex with subby's mom might look like?

06 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
wambu     
i.imgur.comView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:25 PM
ChrisDe     
The only thing blurry is my right hand.

06 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
cyberspacedout     
SFW nudes? I thought it would be Mormon porn (though some may consider them NSFW I guess).

06 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
poe_zlaw     
If you get real close like I do, You can see bush.

userserve-ak.last.fmView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
dj_spanmaster     
Ahh, art. [fap fap fap]

06 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
cgraves67     
Maybe SFW but NSFFapping

06 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
Carn     
Boooooorring.

06 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
indarwinsshadow     
digitalscrapbookplace.comView Full Size

06 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
2,000 Nudes a Second

Apparently there is a thing as too much nudity.

06 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
Onkel Buck     
My hand looks that blurry when Im fapping

06 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
Contents Under Pressure     
So, this guy hired a bunch of naked women to bounce around for him and isn't sharing? Meh.

06 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
Ego edo infantia cattus     
I've had a song called "Super Sex" stuck in my head all morning. This thread seems somehow appropriate. Thanks subby.

06 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
zvoidx     
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06 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
Langdon Alger     
Sho'nuff: Alright, Leroy, who is the one and only master?
Leroy Green: I am

06 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
maggoo     
I have the blurriest boner right now.

06 Dec 2012 01:44 PM
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