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   Lifetime movie plot: Wife's lover tries to murder her wealthy husband and frames someone else for the crime. Fark movie plot: Wife's lover tries to murder her wealthy husband and frames the husband's cat for the crime

06 Dec 2012 03:09 PM   |   4348 clicks   |   Illinois State Journal-Register
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Apos     
Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood

06 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
trivial use of my dark powers     

Apos: Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood


Mr. Buttons: Maru
Box Handler: Ron Jeremy
Pu$$y Wrangler: Hugh Hefner

06 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
Apos     

trivial use of my dark powers: Apos: Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood

Mr. Buttons: Maru
Box Handler: Ron Jeremy
Pu$$y Wrangler: Hugh Hefner



You're clearly adept at this. Please carry on. :)

06 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
Debby7813    [TotalFark]  
This guy must have seen that episode of "6 Feet Under" where the porn star dies in her tub, after her cat knocks a radio into it.

06 Dec 2012 02:08 PM
Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
this isn't that far fetched, if I ever disappear then the first suspect should be a certain kitty...

06 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
CygnusDarius     
We all know cats are evil and devious, so it's not that far-fetched.

06 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
Spindle     
I figure a better fark plot would be the cat actually kills the man but the wife winds up taking the fall for it.

06 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

CygnusDarius: We all know cats are evil and devious, so it's not that far-fetched.


06 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
Mega Steve     
Authorities allege Nash explored a plan to force the intended victim into a hot tub and electrocute him by tossing in a radio and the man's cat, with the hope of misleading authorities into thinking he was accidentally killed by his pet.

He killed the cat too? What an asshole

06 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
oldfarthenry     
Personally, I think it was a double-frame-up with Kitty being the real murderer all along!
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They'll never believe I was the culprit!
MWUHUHUHUHU....

06 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
lunchinlewis    [TotalFark]  
Blame the pussy either way.

06 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
CygnusDarius     

oldfarthenry: Personally, I think it was a double-frame-up with Kitty being the real murderer all along!
[i1151.photobucket.com image 195x142]
They'll never believe I was the culprit!
MWUHUHUHUHU....


So the cat is Keyser Soze.

06 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
LeafyGreens     
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06 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
Lundyn     
I guess it could make sense...pussy always ends up ruining lives at some point or another.

06 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
kvinesknows     
Isnt this actually

Wife's Husband tries to murder her potential lover?

" Brett Nash of Pontoon Beach pleaded guilty Tuesday to a felony count of solicitation of a violent crime. Four other counts are to be dropped.

Federal investigators have identified the intended victim as a former corporate attorney who had long pursued a sexual relationship with Nash's wife. "

06 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
Misch    [TotalFark]  

Jackson Herring: this isn't that far fetched, if I ever disappear then the first suspect should be a certain kitty...


Sounds like the basis for a Lateral Thinking Puzzle

06 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
UsikFark     

Mega Steve: Authorities allege Nash explored a plan to force the intended victim into a hot tub and electrocute him by tossing in a radio and the man's cat, with the hope of misleading authorities into thinking he was accidentally killed by his pet.

He killed the cat too? What an asshole


He explored the plan, probably while reclining by the fire in a bathrobe and a snifter of brandy. He took every precaution of checking the halls before professing his plot to the old painting of his grandfather, but Mittens trod on the page button along the mantle and his cunning plan reached the ears of his astute butler, who notified the constable.

06 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
FrancoFile     
Subby, this was much better than the headline I submitted. I smell a new meme.

06 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
parasol     
I saw this one...it was about that woman....and that guy? and this other woman?
you remember.......

06 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
wildcardjack     
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06 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
Apik0r0s     
Too bad he didn't pull this off. Any day where a corporate attorney dies horribly is a good one.

06 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
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06 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
LeroyBourne     

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 270x184]


Little basterd deserved to get whomped by the cat.

06 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
LeafyGreens     

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 270x184]


Kid was asking for that shiat right there!

06 Dec 2012 03:31 PM
you_idiot     
Idiot wife. She has access to his money. As long as he is alive, he will continue to generate mo' money.

If she wants to get some on the side, go ahead and do that discreetly.

06 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
illannoyin     
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Steady... Steady...


Also...

Link

06 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
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06 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
Jument     
The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.

06 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  

Jument: The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.


In Southern Illinois? It's plausible. We're a little backwards in some ways down here.

06 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
cwolf20     
Cats are shifty. It'd be a toss-up if he succeeded.

06 Dec 2012 03:54 PM
Dinjiin     
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Evil cat from Grimm wants your soul.

06 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
Slaves2Darkness     

Current Resident: Jument: The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.

In Southern Illinois? It's plausible. We're a little backwards in some ways down here.


Nah, even in the Redneckistan that is Pontoon Beach he would have been better off using a plugged in laptop or iPad.

06 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
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06 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
Jument     

Current Resident: Jument: The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.

In Southern Illinois? It's plausible. We're a little backwards in some ways down here.


Do you even have electricity though? ;)

06 Dec 2012 04:05 PM
sweetmelissa31    [TotalFark]  

trivial use of my dark powers: Apos: Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood

Mr. Buttons: Maru
Box Handler: Ron Jeremy
Pu$$y Wrangler: Hugh Hefner


Brett Nash: Rob Schneider
Attorney: Rob Schneider
The Cat: Rob Schneider
Radio: Rob Schneider

06 Dec 2012 04:10 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  

Jument: Current Resident: Jument: The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.

In Southern Illinois? It's plausible. We're a little backwards in some ways down here.

Do you even have electricity though? ;)


There are a couple of generators in the middle of the trailer park that we all just run extension cords to.

06 Dec 2012 04:12 PM
LoneWolf343     

LeroyBourne: Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 270x184]

Little basterd deserved to get whomped by the cat.


It conveniently cut out the part where the cat was already biting the "bastard" in question.

06 Dec 2012 04:14 PM
knightofargh     
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I think my cat wants to eat my liver. She was checking if I was dead in this shot.

06 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
FrancoFile     

sweetmelissa31: trivial use of my dark powers: Apos: Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood

Mr. Buttons: Maru
Box Handler: Ron Jeremy
Pu$$y Wrangler: Hugh Hefner

Brett Nash: Rob Schneider
Attorney: Rob Schneider
The Cat: Rob Schneider
Radio: Rob Schneider


Stapler: Rob Schneider
Judge: Eddie Murphy in a fat suit
Bailiff: Eddie Murphy in a fat suit in drag

06 Dec 2012 04:23 PM
umad     
What a moron. If you kill the lover, she can just find another one. If you want the cheating to stop, you kill the wife.

06 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
Lord Jubjub    [TotalFark]  
Honestly, aren't modern houses so wired that this plan would merely kill the lights?

06 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
Tsar_Bomba1     
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06 Dec 2012 07:15 PM
namegoeshere     
This is a job for Grumpy Cat. Won't someone plz post Grumpy Cat?

/Srsly you guyze
//You guyze
///Srsly

06 Dec 2012 07:37 PM
Gyrfalcon     
Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat already have the house covered. So you know Assassin Cat is just waiting for you to try to walk down the stairs.

07 Dec 2012 05:13 AM
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