They'll give any old witch a driver's license these days...

He's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead

*snort*

+1

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead

Done in 2.

Sweet

Too much Venture Bros on the brain. I saw Guild and immediately wondered what the Guild of Calamitous Intent had to do with it all.

Hold my calls. It's going to be one of those days.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead

Did they verify it legally?

Don't bring a lollipop to a car fight....

That is very sad.

Represent, lollipop man.

Merely dead or Sincerely dead?

FTFA: "The 21-year-old female driver of the Nissan"

So I gotta ask...is she hawt?

/ducks & runs

Well that's why you only walk on the yellow part of the road.

Stone Meadow: FTFA: "The 21-year-old female driver of the Nissan"

So I gotta ask...is she hawt?

/ducks & runs

I saw a picture, but it only showed her legs below the knee sticking out from under a house.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Eh. He was a sucker anyways

Lollipop165: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

lulz

I prefer Bollypop man myself...



/the power of the CRIMP!

Oh! A crossing guard! You Brits and you're mangled Englishing. I was this close to axing my co-worker what a lollipop patrol man was.

Harry Freakstorm: Oh! A crossing guard! You Brits and you're mangled Englishing. I was this close to axing my co-worker what a lollipop patrol man was.

I though it was a euphemism for "gay".

He should have learned karate.


/obscure?

Lolcops?

Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*

Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

probesport: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

[you're_not_helping.jpg]

ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

am i missing something here?

some retired guy gets hit by a car and dies. that's very sad. unfortunately, we all know that this kind of stuff happens.

here's the response:

arrest the driver (with no allegation of fault) before appealing for witnesses and plead for an MP and city counsel member to comment on the tragedy and community. 

/ these folks would never get anything done if they lived in florida. old people are dying by car like mice on a cat farm.

Day_Old_Dutchie: Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*

THIS one is even better...

Link

he was 82. nothing to see here.

Lollipop Patrol Man?

Apt punishment for the driver.

cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

Still not following. How are lollipops and Guilds connected?

ObscureNameHere: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

Still not following. How are lollipops and Guilds connected?

Maybe Google will have the answers you seek.

She hasn't been the same since the house fell on her sister.

cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

Still not following. How are lollipops and Guilds connected?

Maybe Google will have the answers you seek.

There is no way this guy has not heard of the lollipop guild.

Zafler: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

Still not following. How are lollipops and Guilds connected?

Maybe Google will have the answers you seek.

There is no way this guy has not heard of the lollipop guild.

No one is that sheltered

/are they?

Zafler: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

Still not following. How are lollipops and Guilds connected?

Maybe Google will have the answers you seek.

There is no way this guy has not heard of the lollipop guild.

Pay no attention to the Farker behind the curtain!

Did he have a bottle?

All lollipops suck.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Zafler: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

Still not following. How are lollipops and Guilds connected?

Maybe Google will have the answers you seek.

There is no way this guy has not heard of the lollipop guild.

No one is that sheltered

/are they?

There's no place like Fark!
There's no place like Fark!

Zafler: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

Still not following. How are lollipops and Guilds connected?

Maybe Google will have the answers you seek.

There is no way this guy has not heard of the lollipop guild.

I agree, he was/is feigning ignorance. I figure that jumping up and saying "OMFG, How have you not seen the Wizard of Oz?" would be feeding the troll, so to speak. So I was trying to be coy.

cgraves67: I agree, he was/is feigning ignorance. I figure that jumping up and saying "OMFG, How have you not seen the Wizard of Oz?" would be feeding the troll, so to speak. So I was trying to be coy.

I prefer to bludgeon the deliberately ignorant, and, on the off chance he really couldn't figure out the context, would give him the actual title to google.

cgraves67: "OMFG, How have you not seen the Wizard of Oz?"

My favourite part of that movie is when everybody yells "The King is a FINK!"

It took me halfway through the article to realize a lollipop patrol man was a crossing guard.
From Wiki: "In Australia and the United Kingdom, a school crossing supervisor or school crossing patrol officer is colloquially known as a lollipop man, and lollipop woman/lady, because of the modified circular stop sign he or she carries, which resembles a large lollipop."
The question I have is: Why the fark can't British journalists refrain from using slang is serious stories? They are officially called "school crossing patrol officers". Is it so hard to use the correct terminology so the rest of the world knows what you are talking about?

/de rigeur

I believe that they have mistaken his identity, his name is Pops



/AKA "the naive man from Lolliland" in the short before Regular Show was created.

MarkEC: The question I have is: Why the fark can't British journalists refrain from using slang is serious stories? They are officially called "school crossing patrol officers". Is it so hard to use the correct terminology so the rest of the world knows what you are talking about?

It was a Lolli-caust.

Zafler: cgraves67: I agree, he was/is feigning ignorance. I figure that jumping up and saying "OMFG, How have you not seen the Wizard of Oz?" would be feeding the troll, so to speak. So I was trying to be coy.

I prefer to bludgeon the deliberately ignorant, and, on the off chance he really couldn't figure out the context, would give him the actual title to google.

Trying to educated every moron with an internet connection is a sisyphean task. Take a deep breath and repeat after me: "It's not my responsibility to educate every moron on the internet."

cgraves67: Zafler: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: cgraves67: ObscureNameHere: Ok, I will ask for the rest of the masses regarding the headline:

??????????????

Either you don't speak for the masses or I'm too damned old.

Still not following. How are lollipops and Guilds connected?

Maybe Google will have the answers you seek.

There is no way this guy has not heard of the lollipop guild.

I agree, he was/is feigning ignorance. I figure that jumping up and saying "OMFG, How have you not seen the Wizard of Oz?" would be feeding the troll, so to speak. So I was trying to be coy.

Don't recall Guilds being a part of the Wizard of Oz. Remember Munchkins and a Witch and a Tornado and a guy behind a curtain but not Guilds. Did the Munchkins form a Guild?