*clicks on link*

..............

Apos: *clicks on link*

I've got one sooooooooooo much better than that: NSFW, you've been duly warned.

Let me just say this about that:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh, I've heard of these.

I was expecting some skin disease that made the skin look flaky and scaly...

Mother of god, I'm not sleeping ever again.

walkerhound: Apos: *clicks on link*

I've got one sooooooooooo much better than that: NSFW, you've been duly warned.

Why did I click that link? Whhhhyyyyyy?

A friend from high school works for the Carter Center and is currently working on eradicating the guinea worm. From what she's said, they are getting very close.

hb0mb: A friend from high school works for the Carter Center and is currently working on eradicating the guinea worm. From what she's said, they are getting very close.

How close? This close?

yes.

NOPE..

You know, with each one of these stories, my desire to travel to Africa just shrinks like a streaker's sack at a CFL game.

walkerhound: Apos: *clicks on link*

I've got one sooooooooooo much better than that: NSFW, you've been duly warned.

I've really got to stop clicking on links

No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO

Oh mama mia
mama mia
mama mia let me go

FTFA - but cases of exit through the testes or the tissue around the eye are on record.

walkerhound: Apos: *clicks on link*

I've got one sooooooooooo much better than that: NSFW, you've been duly warned.

mouses over link

Oh HELL NO.

/Parasite DNA Detected.

Meh.

History's Greatest Monster has done a lot of work to eradicate Guinea Worm.

No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO


Cleveland?

In college, my parasitology class was right before lunch.

I think we all lost ten pounds that semester.

Isn't the extraction of those things one of the theories behind the Caduceus and Rod of Asclepius?

Apos: *clicks on link*

..............


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This and...ew.

I would like to thank whoever Intelligently Designed that for His or Her beautiful creation.

Day_Old_Dutchie: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO

Oh mama mia
mama mia
mama mia let me go

Leaving satisfied.

moops: History's Greatest Monster has done a lot of work to eradicate Guinea Worm.

Well, how can he claim that title with that farking thing parasiting around the place...

Not the worst thing I've seen.

Well that's disturbing but not too...

The worm typically leaves through the leg or foot, but cases of exit through the testes or the tissue around the eye

NOPE DOT JAY PEE GEE

Lundyn: walkerhound: Apos: *clicks on link*

I've got one sooooooooooo much better than that: NSFW, you've been duly warned.

I've really got to stop clicking on links

That's nothing. Go look up tape bears with tapeworms. That's some horrid shiat. Even so, after enough time online you stop getting grossed out.

I heart this.

Anyone else want spaghetti for dinner now?

walkerhound: Apos: *clicks on link*

I've got one sooooooooooo much better than that: NSFW, you've been duly warned.

I guess it has to come out somewhere.

/ew

In the mid-1980s, former United States President Jimmy Carter, through the Carter Center, pushed for eradication of dracunculiasis through education of at-risk populations.


Why did we ever bother electing this man president? We should have elected him directly to former president so he could get down to doing good.

It's "Italian American Worm" you racist asshole.

you have pee hands: I would like to thank whoever Intelligently Designed that for His or Her beautiful creation.

You're welcome.

Englebert Slaptyback: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO


Cleveland?

I named my worm Shia Labeouf.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

We had a treat for a seventh grade biology teacher. Mr. C. insisted he was second generation Cosa Nostra and loved to hang giant earth worms that had been preserved in formaldehyde from his ears just prior to us dissecting them.

His favorite topic to gross everyone in the class out was the reproduction and life cycle of Guinea Worms.

Godspeed, Mr. Cachipalia. You beautiful man, you.

For further questions, please contact your physician...

Day_Old_Dutchie: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO

Oh mama mia
mama mia
mama mia let me go

Beelzebub had a worm put inside of me!

I know myself better than to scroll down - or ever visit this thread again. 

Bye!

sinanju: Isn't the extraction of those things one of the theories behind the Caduceus and Rod of Asclepius?

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Yes, I believe you are correct.

I've often considered producing a BBC/Discovery Channel documentary series titled NATURE IS HORRIBLE.

/David Attenborough won't return my emails

I'm glad I haven't eaten anything in a long while.

/ I feel queezy, almost ready to ralph.
// must not look at picture again
/// OH NO!!! That did it.

wildcardjack: In the mid-1980s, former United States President Jimmy Carter, through the Carter Center, pushed for eradication of dracunculiasis through education of at-risk populations.


Why did we ever bother electing this man president? We should have elected him directly to former president so he could get down to doing good.

Yep. Not so hot as president but one of my favorite human beings.

you have pee hands: I would like to thank whoever Intelligently Designed that for His or Her beautiful creation.

see: George Carlin's routine about how "if there is a God, it's possible he doesn't give a fark"