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   If you are in police custody you are legally incapable of consenting to a blowjob

06 Dec 2012 02:23 PM   |   20069 clicks   |   Syracuse Post-Standard
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Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  
I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.

06 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses     

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


Agreed

06 Dec 2012 02:24 PM
Ebenator     

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


This

06 Dec 2012 02:25 PM
Easy Reader     
Prisoners must somehow learn to be all kinds of charming.

06 Dec 2012 02:25 PM
Lochsteppe     

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


Indeed

06 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
KrustyKitten    [TotalFark]  
Well then, how am i supposed to get myself out of police custody?

06 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
Lundyn     

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


this

06 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
medius    [TotalFark]  
could have been worse

someone could have fingered the wrong guy

06 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
kendelrio     

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


She's on Facebook

/would hit
//if I were facing time in lockup

06 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Legal shmegal

/but she was probably a beagle

06 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
medius    [TotalFark]  
will he spend time in the hole?

06 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
Grapple     
Well... it's not going to suck itself...

06 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
RembrandtQEinstein     
What did they expect? She was the head nurse!

06 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
Pair-o-Dice     
Where were these nurses when I was in police custody?

06 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
From the "Justice Center"

She may be a real slut. But she's OURS!

06 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
velvetshark     

RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!


...And we're done.

06 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
illannoyin     
Wow, that sucks.

/Pictures?

06 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
medius    [TotalFark]  

RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!


they don't just hand jobs like that to anybody

/hello, nurse

06 Dec 2012 02:32 PM
monoski     
I read that thinking the perp had to give a BJ

06 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
natas6.0     
I am concerned that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head

06 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
slackananda     
Not yours.

Ours.

06 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
ghall3     

monoski: I read that thinking the perp had to give a BJ


Well it is a two way street right?

You can't legally say no either then...

06 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
pute kisses like a man     

medius: RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!

they don't just hand jobs like that to anybody

/hello, nurse


you know, that's a great way to suck dick nixon into a context that wouldn't otherwise be appropriate. 

/ trying too hard...

06 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
Mr Guy     
I'm okay with this, and I believe that Obama care should include provisions for hot nurses releasing tension from patients, covered by our HMOs.

06 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
SlagginOff     
She thought she was in the penal colony.

06 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  

medius: could have been worse

someone could have fingered the wrong guy


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06 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
LeroyBourne     
If my penis could talk he would say he's not apart of your legal system, and I run things down here.

06 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
Any other law-abiding citizens kinda miffed at this criminal getting serviced while we ain't?

06 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
Lochsteppe     

natas6.0: I am concerned that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head


But will the nurse fit what you have in her head?

06 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.


This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

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06 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
SomethingToDo     
Ours not to reason why

06 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
medius    [TotalFark]  
but seriously: prisoners can't consent to blowjobs?

i'm calling amnesty international

06 Dec 2012 02:40 PM
Archimedes' Principal     
What if he accepted the BJ on behalf of the entire male prison staff and promised to pass it on at a later date ?

06 Dec 2012 02:40 PM
imtheonlylp     
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club rules.

06 Dec 2012 02:41 PM
factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  

Easy Reader: Prisoners must somehow learn to be all kinds of charming.


That's what I thought but then sociopaths are often very good at manipulating people for their own benefit. Some criminals are sociopaths, obviously.

06 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
Pair-o-Dice     

LesserEvil: The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.

This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

[i.imgur.com image 490x654]


Hell, I'd let her suck my dick. Especially if I was locked up.

06 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
Digitalstrange     

natas6.0: I am concernedPositive that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head


06 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  
Unfortunately New York views public information as a revenue stream so I can't find her mug shot.

Ours is not to ask why, but just to suck off the occasional inmate.

06 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
Court papers indicated the charge was based on a statement from the male victim and that Ours made admissions implicating herself.

Snitches get something something. Hopefully, this person did not ruin a good thing for his fellow guests of the state. They are not, I understand, the forgive and forget types.

06 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
eltejon     
FTA: Court papers indicated the charge was based on a statement from the male victim and that Ours made admissions implicating herself.

WTF?

06 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
Vlad_the_Inaner    [TotalFark]  
Isn't the verb "Nurse" right there in her job title? What did they expect her to do?

06 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
Profedius     
Why a blow job and not something else that would give her some pleasure?

06 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
Wow, thank god I read this... I was about to make an huge, illegal mistake.

The more you know...

06 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  

imtheonlylp: [launfd.com image 570x302] 

club rules.


Heh..... just watched the season finale of that show. I bet the Tara-haters are pretty damn happy with it.

06 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
abhorrent1     

LesserEvil: The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.


This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

[i.imgur.com image 490x654]


Well that explains it. She was obviously hungry.

06 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
mraudacia     
hold on, a nurse, someone who is supposed to be educated, especially about disease, wrapped her lips around a prison inmates nob, in a prison... where stds run rampant...

*face palm*

hopefully she was smart enough to brush her teeth regularly and avoid bleeding gums before she got a load of hepatitis shot into her mouth. moron

06 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
kvinesknows     

mraudacia: hold on, a nurse, someone who is supposed to be educated, especially about disease, wrapped her lips around a prison inmates nob, in a prison... where stds run rampant...

*face palm*

hopefully she was smart enough to brush her teeth regularly and avoid bleeding gums before she got a load of hepatitis shot into her mouth. moron


probably knew him.

06 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
gweilo8888     

LesserEvil: This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse


Well, we don't have to ask if she swallows.

06 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

LeroyBourne: If my penis could talk he would say he's not apart of your legal system, and I run things down here.



My weiner has gone all sovereign citizen on me. You can't reason with it, it rarely makes intelligent decisions, and I can only hope to contain it and survive the encounter.

06 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
meanmutton     
Yes, in order to keep prison guards from coercing their prisoners into receiving unwanted sex, they just flat-out ban all sex between guards/prison workers/etc., and prisoners. It makes a very clear, very obvious line so that prisoners who are sexually assaulted can't get hit with the "Well, he wanted it" bullshiat.

06 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
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