I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.

Agreed

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.

This

Prisoners must somehow learn to be all kinds of charming.

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.

Indeed

Well then, how am i supposed to get myself out of police custody?

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.

this

could have been worse

someone could have fingered the wrong guy

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.

She's on Facebook

/would hit
//if I were facing time in lockup

Legal shmegal

/but she was probably a beagle

will he spend time in the hole?

Well... it's not going to suck itself...

What did they expect? She was the head nurse!

Where were these nurses when I was in police custody?

From the "Justice Center"

She may be a real slut. But she's OURS!

RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!

...And we're done.

Wow, that sucks.

/Pictures?

RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!

they don't just hand jobs like that to anybody

/hello, nurse

I read that thinking the perp had to give a BJ

I am concerned that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head

Not yours.

Ours.

monoski: I read that thinking the perp had to give a BJ

Well it is a two way street right?

You can't legally say no either then...

medius: RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!

they don't just hand jobs like that to anybody

/hello, nurse

you know, that's a great way to suck dick nixon into a context that wouldn't otherwise be appropriate. 

/ trying too hard...

I'm okay with this, and I believe that Obama care should include provisions for hot nurses releasing tension from patients, covered by our HMOs.

She thought she was in the penal colony.

medius: could have been worse

someone could have fingered the wrong guy

If my penis could talk he would say he's not apart of your legal system, and I run things down here.

Any other law-abiding citizens kinda miffed at this criminal getting serviced while we ain't?

natas6.0: I am concerned that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head

But will the nurse fit what you have in her head?

The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.


This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

Ours not to reason why

but seriously: prisoners can't consent to blowjobs?

i'm calling amnesty international

What if he accepted the BJ on behalf of the entire male prison staff and promised to pass it on at a later date ?

 

club rules.

Easy Reader: Prisoners must somehow learn to be all kinds of charming.

That's what I thought but then sociopaths are often very good at manipulating people for their own benefit. Some criminals are sociopaths, obviously.

LesserEvil: The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.

This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

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Hell, I'd let her suck my dick. Especially if I was locked up.

natas6.0: I am concernedPositive that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head

Unfortunately New York views public information as a revenue stream so I can't find her mug shot.

Ours is not to ask why, but just to suck off the occasional inmate.

Court papers indicated the charge was based on a statement from the male victim and that Ours made admissions implicating herself.

Snitches get something something. Hopefully, this person did not ruin a good thing for his fellow guests of the state. They are not, I understand, the forgive and forget types.

FTA: Court papers indicated the charge was based on a statement from the male victim and that Ours made admissions implicating herself.

WTF?

Isn't the verb "Nurse" right there in her job title? What did they expect her to do?

Why a blow job and not something else that would give her some pleasure?

Wow, thank god I read this... I was about to make an huge, illegal mistake.

The more you know...

imtheonlylp: [launfd.com image 570x302] 

club rules.

Heh..... just watched the season finale of that show. I bet the Tara-haters are pretty damn happy with it.

LesserEvil: The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.


This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

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Well that explains it. She was obviously hungry.

hold on, a nurse, someone who is supposed to be educated, especially about disease, wrapped her lips around a prison inmates nob, in a prison... where stds run rampant...

*face palm*

hopefully she was smart enough to brush her teeth regularly and avoid bleeding gums before she got a load of hepatitis shot into her mouth. moron

mraudacia: hold on, a nurse, someone who is supposed to be educated, especially about disease, wrapped her lips around a prison inmates nob, in a prison... where stds run rampant...

*face palm*

hopefully she was smart enough to brush her teeth regularly and avoid bleeding gums before she got a load of hepatitis shot into her mouth. moron

probably knew him.

LesserEvil: This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse

Well, we don't have to ask if she swallows.

LeroyBourne: If my penis could talk he would say he's not apart of your legal system, and I run things down here.


My weiner has gone all sovereign citizen on me. You can't reason with it, it rarely makes intelligent decisions, and I can only hope to contain it and survive the encounter.

Yes, in order to keep prison guards from coercing their prisoners into receiving unwanted sex, they just flat-out ban all sex between guards/prison workers/etc., and prisoners. It makes a very clear, very obvious line so that prisoners who are sexually assaulted can't get hit with the "Well, he wanted it" bullshiat.