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   One guy wants to buy a used Volvo. Two guys have used Volvos to sell. There's only one way to settle this

06 Dec 2012 05:30 PM   |   11139 clicks   |   Patch
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RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
MORTAL KOMBAT!

06 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
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slyandtheblooddiamond     
And this is not a Volvo...

/Looks boxy.

06 Dec 2012 05:34 PM
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Kumana Wanalaia     
...with a farked link?

06 Dec 2012 05:34 PM
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suid     
Two words: reverse auction!

/how looooow can you go?

06 Dec 2012 05:35 PM
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imtheonlylp     
wtf. that's too close to home. farking idjuts..

06 Dec 2012 05:38 PM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  
You divide the baby in half?

06 Dec 2012 05:39 PM
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UseUrHeadFred     
There can be only one!

06 Dec 2012 05:40 PM
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btch_cakes     
Nothing gets between me and my Vulvae

06 Dec 2012 05:46 PM
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Grapple     

RedPhoenix122: MORTAL KOMBAT!


FLAWLESS VICTORY!

06 Dec 2012 05:46 PM
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SDRR     
Do volvos suck so bad you gotta kill a biatch to sell one?

06 Dec 2012 05:47 PM
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Grapple     

slyandtheblooddiamond:
/Looks boxy.


That girl on Youtube?
Link

06 Dec 2012 05:47 PM
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highendmighty     

slyandtheblooddiamond: And this is not a Volvo...

/Looks boxy.


but they're good!

06 Dec 2012 05:56 PM
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strapp3r     
GIS for volvo

cdn2.modernman.com

06 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
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KidneyStone     

highendmighty: slyandtheblooddiamond: And this is not a Volvo...

/Looks boxy.

but they're good!


I just watched that movie last week. it's still pretty funny.

06 Dec 2012 05:58 PM
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Chevello     
Two men enter! One man leaves!!

06 Dec 2012 06:02 PM
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TheAlgebraist     
I imagine that the guys were handcuffed after they were arrested, but it would be nice if there was some way to picture what those handcuffs looked like.

06 Dec 2012 06:03 PM
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AbbeySomeone     
Volvos drivers are such peaceful people. I imagine this violence really stressed him out.

06 Dec 2012 06:06 PM
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LovingTeacher     

UseUrHeadFred: There can be only one!


I, too, was kind of hoping for a beheading.

/leaves disappointed

06 Dec 2012 06:11 PM
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flaminio     
Thunderdome?

/two cars enter, one car leaves

06 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
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JohnCarter     

flaminio: Thunderdome?

/two cars enter, one car leaves


Hope they were the good Volvos

www.madmaxmovies.com 

"but they are such a raggety car"

06 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
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PsyLord     
FTA: By the time police arrived, the potential buyer had left without buying either car. Emergency Medical Services were called to check everybody out for superficial wounds. Warrants for disorderly conduct were issued for all parties involved as police were unable to figure out which subject was the primary aggressor.

Including the buyer? Huh?

06 Dec 2012 06:26 PM
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Nezu Chiza     
If it WERE a Volvo, I can see why the sellers were fighting over who the buyer would buy from. They probably never expected anyone to buy a Volvo EVER.

06 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
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Mega Steve     
By the time police arrived, the potential buyer had left without buying either car.

Good job, dickheads. NEITHER of you got to sell your car

06 Dec 2012 06:46 PM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  

Chevello: Two men enter! One man leaves!!


Took way too long for this

06 Dec 2012 07:12 PM
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lelio     
Welcome to the Swedish Thunderdome!

/ rats saw someone use that above
// we have tiny meatballs in a weird sauce

06 Dec 2012 07:21 PM
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boonfarker     
I think there's more than one way

i133.photobucket.com

/bad luck just seeing a thing like that

06 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
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Fuggin Bizzy     
The Volvo cartels got involved, didn't they?

/DNRTFA

06 Dec 2012 07:55 PM
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grimlock1972     

flaminio: Thunderdome?

/two cars enter, one car leaves


Who runs volvo town?

06 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
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Third_Uncle_Eno     
My dad used to have a blue late 60's P1800 coupe in the early 80's.


/always wanted a Volvo DL/GL/240

06 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
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Digitalstrange     
A fight? Since it's two cars I was thinking street race........

No sense people

06 Dec 2012 09:10 PM
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Thanks for the Meme-ries     
i291.photobucket.com

Tryouts!

06 Dec 2012 09:47 PM
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markb289     

KidneyStone: highendmighty: slyandtheblooddiamond: And this is not a Volvo...

/Looks boxy.

but they're good!

I just watched that movie last week. it's still pretty funny.


Too bad the prospective buyer really wanted a SAAB.

/Who wants to be a fire engine?

06 Dec 2012 10:39 PM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
Tape them together to make one giant Ninja!.... er... Volvo!

06 Dec 2012 11:06 PM
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hogans     

Third_Uncle_Eno: My dad used to have a blue late 60's P1800 coupe in the early 80's.


/always wanted a Volvo DL/GL/240


I still drive a 1990 740. I'm too poor to afford another car.

I still wish I hadn't traded in my 240 for it. I'll bet that pretty little tank is still going strong with all its original parts, whereas my 740 has shown me so many quirks that I think I've replaced pretty much the entire car by now.

06 Dec 2012 11:17 PM
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darkone     
I was thinking demolition derby, you know, one plus one equals zero. Whatever, get my sword, there can be only one.

07 Dec 2012 01:22 AM
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acereraser     
Wasn't this an According to Jim episode? This sounds like an According to Jim episode. And I've never seen the show.

07 Dec 2012 01:43 AM
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Resident Muslim     
We don't need another [herotag.jpg]



/too lazy + phone

07 Dec 2012 04:54 AM
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bazzanoid     
For UK farkers, that headline leads to one image:

phil327.files.wordpress.com

Also, see http://youtu.be/Np6gyUb0E7o

07 Dec 2012 06:47 AM
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kobrakai     
Stupid reporter forgot the most important part: What kind of Volvos were these guys selling? 'Cause I'd get into a fist fight for one of these:

www.volvoforums.org.uk

07 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
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madcan34     
VOLVOFF!!!!

07 Dec 2012 09:46 AM
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Third_Uncle_Eno     
hogans



Third_Uncle_Eno: My dad used to have a blue late 60's P1800 coupe in the early 80's.


/always wanted a Volvo DL/GL/240

I still drive a 1990 740. I'm too poor to afford another car.

I still wish I hadn't traded in my 240 for it. I'll bet that pretty little tank is still going strong with all its original parts, whereas my 740 has shown me so many quirks that I think I've replaced pretty much the entire car by now.


really? I always thought that the 740 was very similar to the 240 except improved/more stylish/updated for the late 80's.

However, I've heard nothing but bad things about the 760. Electrical problems galore, etc. etc.

07 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
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