MORTAL KOMBAT!

And this is not a Volvo...

/Looks boxy.

...with a farked link?

Two words: reverse auction!

/how looooow can you go?

wtf. that's too close to home. farking idjuts..

You divide the baby in half?

There can be only one!

Nothing gets between me and my Vulvae

RedPhoenix122: MORTAL KOMBAT!

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Do volvos suck so bad you gotta kill a biatch to sell one?

slyandtheblooddiamond:
/Looks boxy.

That girl on Youtube?
Link

slyandtheblooddiamond: And this is not a Volvo...

/Looks boxy.

but they're good!

GIS for volvo

highendmighty: slyandtheblooddiamond: And this is not a Volvo...

/Looks boxy.

but they're good!

I just watched that movie last week. it's still pretty funny.

Two men enter! One man leaves!!

I imagine that the guys were handcuffed after they were arrested, but it would be nice if there was some way to picture what those handcuffs looked like.

Volvos drivers are such peaceful people. I imagine this violence really stressed him out.

UseUrHeadFred: There can be only one!

I, too, was kind of hoping for a beheading.

/leaves disappointed

Thunderdome?

/two cars enter, one car leaves

flaminio: Thunderdome?

/two cars enter, one car leaves

Hope they were the good Volvos

 

"but they are such a raggety car"

FTA: By the time police arrived, the potential buyer had left without buying either car. Emergency Medical Services were called to check everybody out for superficial wounds. Warrants for disorderly conduct were issued for all parties involved as police were unable to figure out which subject was the primary aggressor.

Including the buyer? Huh?

If it WERE a Volvo, I can see why the sellers were fighting over who the buyer would buy from. They probably never expected anyone to buy a Volvo EVER.

By the time police arrived, the potential buyer had left without buying either car.

Good job, dickheads. NEITHER of you got to sell your car

Chevello: Two men enter! One man leaves!!

Took way too long for this

Welcome to the Swedish Thunderdome!

/ rats saw someone use that above
// we have tiny meatballs in a weird sauce

I think there's more than one way



/bad luck just seeing a thing like that

The Volvo cartels got involved, didn't they?

/DNRTFA

flaminio: Thunderdome?

/two cars enter, one car leaves

Who runs volvo town?

My dad used to have a blue late 60's P1800 coupe in the early 80's.


/always wanted a Volvo DL/GL/240

A fight? Since it's two cars I was thinking street race........

No sense people

Tryouts!

KidneyStone: highendmighty: slyandtheblooddiamond: And this is not a Volvo...

/Looks boxy.

but they're good!

I just watched that movie last week. it's still pretty funny.

Too bad the prospective buyer really wanted a SAAB.

/Who wants to be a fire engine?

Tape them together to make one giant Ninja!.... er... Volvo!

Third_Uncle_Eno: My dad used to have a blue late 60's P1800 coupe in the early 80's.


/always wanted a Volvo DL/GL/240

I still drive a 1990 740. I'm too poor to afford another car.

I still wish I hadn't traded in my 240 for it. I'll bet that pretty little tank is still going strong with all its original parts, whereas my 740 has shown me so many quirks that I think I've replaced pretty much the entire car by now.

I was thinking demolition derby, you know, one plus one equals zero. Whatever, get my sword, there can be only one.

Wasn't this an According to Jim episode? This sounds like an According to Jim episode. And I've never seen the show.

We don't need another [herotag.jpg]



/too lazy + phone

For UK farkers, that headline leads to one image:



Also, see http://youtu.be/Np6gyUb0E7o

Stupid reporter forgot the most important part: What kind of Volvos were these guys selling? 'Cause I'd get into a fist fight for one of these:

VOLVOFF!!!!

hogans



Third_Uncle_Eno: My dad used to have a blue late 60's P1800 coupe in the early 80's.


/always wanted a Volvo DL/GL/240

I still drive a 1990 740. I'm too poor to afford another car.

I still wish I hadn't traded in my 240 for it. I'll bet that pretty little tank is still going strong with all its original parts, whereas my 740 has shown me so many quirks that I think I've replaced pretty much the entire car by now.

really? I always thought that the 740 was very similar to the 240 except improved/more stylish/updated for the late 80's.

However, I've heard nothing but bad things about the 760. Electrical problems galore, etc. etc.