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   In every boardroom in America: "Alright guys we've got a goldmine opportunity here, the second Kate Middleton gives birth I want to see our logo on that baby"

06 Dec 2012 04:18 PM   |   3577 clicks   |   Fresh 100
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walkerhound     
Am I the only one who couldn't give two shiats that this twit is pregnant?

/I mean, if I were the daddy, I'd want everyone to know, but the kid ain't mine so who cares.

06 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
Chariset    [TotalFark]  

walkerhound: Am I the only one who couldn't give two shiats that this twit is pregnant?

/I mean, if I were the daddy, I'd want everyone to know, but the kid ain't mine so who cares.


I'm afraid it means you're cynical and jaded. A happy, pretty couple who just happen to be royalty are expecting a child, who will undoubtedly be the most precious thing ever until the evil faerie shows up to curse the baby at the christening.

06 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
FinFangFark     
GoldenNugget.com already called dibs.

06 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
hb0mb    [TotalFark]  
I think it is really bad form for these companies to bombard her with shiat so early on in the pregnancy. What if she loses the baby? Then she's stuck looking at all that crap.

Being pregnant the first time was pretty annoying. I can't imagine being a royal and being newly pregnant.

06 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
BoxOfBees     
I hope these things will be donated to charity or sent back with a note that says "we don't want your American crap". The royals don't just accept any crap that people send them.

06 Dec 2012 04:24 PM
BMFPitt     
British taxpayers should be selling the sponsorship rights.

Turn that baby into a NASCAR driver.

06 Dec 2012 04:24 PM
Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  
I'm thinking maybe someone in these companies should have done some research and worked out that unsolicited gifts are sent back.

So far all they've got is a press release showing desperation "we sent a present, and it was awesome, and it was really expensive" and new mothers everywhere are saying "so where's my stuff? I don't deserve some free stuff but some rich biatch with access to more money than you can imagine gets it all for free?"

06 Dec 2012 04:24 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
I'm doubting that Trojan or Planned Parenthood want a piece of that.

06 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
mstang1988     

BMFPitt: British taxpayers should be selling the sponsorship rights.

Turn that baby into a NASCAR driver.


If I wasn't poor from spending money on my wedding I'd sponsor you for TF for a month. Great comment!

06 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
I read fark for the pics     
I still remember when my wifes ex roomate told me her dogs name was Dior... I thought she said Gwar....

/her cats name was chanelle
//she was every bit as stupid and shallow as you can expect
/csb

06 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
cryinoutloud    [TotalFark]  
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06 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
BoxOfBees     

Spiralmonkey: I'm thinking maybe someone in these companies should have done some research and worked out that unsolicited gifts are sent back.

So far all they've got is a press release showing desperation "we sent a present, and it was awesome, and it was really expensive" and new mothers everywhere are saying "so where's my stuff? I don't deserve some free stuff but some rich biatch with access to more money than you can imagine gets it all for free?"


The one thing about this article is that it says "TMZ reports that Kate has already received swanky goodie-baskets" TMZ does report that, but I would expect to hear that the stuff is being sent back or donated. There's no way Kate is going to take some morning sickness cure that came for free in the mail.

06 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
8.5 tailed fox     

BoxOfBees: There's no way Kate is going to take some morning sickness cure that came for free in the mail.


So you're saying I jerked off into those baggies for nothing?

06 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
waffle299     

Chariset: A happy, pretty couple who just happen to be royalty are expecting a child, who will undoubtedly be the most precious thing ever until the evil faerie shows up to curse the baby at the christening.


Yep. If I were on the royal staff, I'd be on the lookout for any gift bundle containing a spinning wheel or apples. You never know with these modern evil faeries. It'd be just like them to go corporate.

06 Dec 2012 04:39 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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06 Dec 2012 04:40 PM
SpartacusHobbs     

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I'm doubting that Trojan or Planned Parenthood want a piece of that.


Brazzers is still undecided.

06 Dec 2012 04:46 PM
iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  
Meh; talk to me when they except millions for an "exclusive photo shoot".

06 Dec 2012 04:46 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
I'd hate to see her swell up like a tick and stay that way. Then get a divorce and live in a trailer park and drinking cheap beer with curlers in her hair like most of the women here in the U.S.

06 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
KatjaMouse     
While this is all very stupid I do have to say I'd like to see some shots of Will with a Baby Bjorn.

06 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy     

waffle299: Chariset: A happy, pretty couple who just happen to be royalty are expecting a child, who will undoubtedly be the most precious thing ever until the evil faerie shows up to curse the baby at the christening.

Yep. If I were on the royal staff, I'd be on the lookout for any gift bundle containing a spinning wheel or apples. You never know with these modern evil faeries. It'd be just like them to go corporate.


I've been spending too much time reading Cold Days. That sounded plausible for a moment.

06 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
octopied     
It's not stupid, obviously. It's clever shots at advertising. She'll probably end up giving most of it away, but if she does use any...score!

They should really be sending her high end maternity clothes though. maybe she'll wear some and they make money that way.

06 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
fanbladesaresharp     
FTFA:Can you just imagine what her baby shower will be like?

READ MORE: TMZ


No. I'm good.

06 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
FTGodWin     

octopied: It's not stupid, obviously. It's clever shots at advertising. She'll probably end up giving most of it away, but if she does use any...score!

They should really be sending her high end maternity clothes though. maybe she'll wear some and they make money that way.


Somehow I don't think people in the US are that wound up on this subject.

At least not while they're busy reading Kardashian tweets.

06 Dec 2012 05:07 PM
cryinoutloud    [TotalFark]  

FTGodWin: Somehow I don't think people in the US are that wound up on this subject.
At least not while they're busy reading Kardashian tweets.


Nobody's that wound up over it. I was reading a British newspaper, and they're even more insulting than we are about how much they simply don't care, and are not looking forward to months of non-stop fetus coverage.

So I don't know who it is that gives a fark, because this shiat will be covered every single day by every single media outlet, and it must be paying off for them.

06 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
boobsrgood     
If you want the zombie dollar, ya gotta sell brains.

06 Dec 2012 05:19 PM
imtheonlylp     
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like this?

06 Dec 2012 05:31 PM
PumpkinCake     
Just out of curiosity, why is she still Kate Middleton? Shouldn't she be Catherine Windsor by now?

06 Dec 2012 05:40 PM
mbillips     
If the British tabloid press doesn't publish a shot of the baby crowning, then they should just turn in their cell-phone-hacking badges and quit.

06 Dec 2012 06:01 PM
mbillips     

PumpkinCake: Just out of curiosity, why is she still Kate Middleton? Shouldn't she be Catherine Windsor by now?


She isn't Kate MIddleton; subby's a nincompoop. She's Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge. The royals are the House of Windsor (und nicht Saxe-Coburg und Gota, nein, NEIN, DAS STIMMT NICHT!). The only one who uses Windsor as a last name is Will's uncle Edward.

06 Dec 2012 06:05 PM
PumpkinCake     
Ich sehe.

06 Dec 2012 07:03 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
5 bucks says that baby will be really ugly.

06 Dec 2012 07:14 PM
Uranus Megahertz    [TotalFark]  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: 5 bucks says that baby will be really ugly.


10 bucks and a TF subscription the baby looks like Uncle Harry

06 Dec 2012 07:55 PM
EVERYBODY PANIC     

Uranus Megahertz: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: 5 bucks says that baby will be really ugly.

10 bucks and a TF subscription the baby looks like Uncle Harry


+1 Teddy.
This is what keeps me coming back to fark.com. Brilliant.

06 Dec 2012 08:03 PM
Felgraf     

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: waffle299: Chariset: A happy, pretty couple who just happen to be royalty are expecting a child, who will undoubtedly be the most precious thing ever until the evil faerie shows up to curse the baby at the christening.

Yep. If I were on the royal staff, I'd be on the lookout for any gift bundle containing a spinning wheel or apples. You never know with these modern evil faeries. It'd be just like them to go corporate.

I've been spending too much time reading Cold Days. That sounded plausible for a moment.


I'm so far behind it's not even funny. I *just* finished Dead Beat.
/grad school, u no leave time and money for books!

06 Dec 2012 09:06 PM
0Icky0     
How will you be able to tell if the kid is a future King if he's got shiat all over 'im? 
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06 Dec 2012 09:26 PM
BMFPitt     

mstang1988: If I wasn't poor from spending money on my wedding I'd sponsor you for TF for a month. Great comment!


Congrats! Wait til you see how poor you are once you have kids.

06 Dec 2012 11:18 PM
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