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   Woman, 23, relives horrifying moment friends dragged her from crocodile's jaws, with 'yeah, you'd try and eat her too' pics

06 Dec 2012 05:40 PM   |   38160 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
Where the hell did this ha-

Tara Hawkes was savaged by a crocodile in Western Australia

Ohh, makes sense

/Subby wasn't lying, she's damn cute

06 Dec 2012 03:25 PM
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slayer199    [TotalFark]  
For once, I find myself in agreement with the croc...and subby...she's hot...

06 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
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Deadfeznt     
Looks like Big Al's having the time of his life

06 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
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Apos     
I'm in agreement with my fellow posters. She is a looker.

06 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
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Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Goddamnit, biatch.

06 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  

Deadfeznt: Looks like Big Al's having the time of his life


And depending on how he got the nickname "Big Al," she may be having the time of hers, too.

06 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Crikey, that's a fine Sheila!

06 Dec 2012 03:56 PM
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4tehsnowflakes    [TotalFark]  
Pretty girl, too bad her knee almost got bit by the croc's sharp teeth

06 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
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wee    [TotalFark]  
A+ would bite again

06 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
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Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
Her leg is nasty. Do not want.

06 Dec 2012 05:38 PM
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Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  
'Friend'

Wow, saved her from the jaws of a Croc and still can't get any

FRIENDZONE LEVEL AUSTRALIA

06 Dec 2012 05:42 PM
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89 Stick-Up Kid     
Did they get that picture of the croc from Happy Gilmore?

06 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to waltz her matilda with my didjeridoo in her billybong for a g'day mate.

06 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
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titwrench     
She should have stabbed it with her sharp knees.
/studman69

06 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
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rebelyell2006     

Relatively Obscure: 'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x233]

Goddamnit, biatch.


Reminds me a bit of how people thank their god whenever a doctor successfully completes a tricky surgery.

06 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
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Atomic Spunk     
I'd gladly put my shrimp on her barbie.

06 Dec 2012 05:44 PM
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almandot     

Mog32Kupo: 'Friend'

Wow, saved her from the jaws of a Croc and still can't get any

FRIENDZONE LEVEL AUSTRALIA


Yeah if she's not putting out for that throw her back in.

/I keed I keed here lemme give her a big hug to comfort her

06 Dec 2012 05:45 PM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  

Relatively Obscure: 'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x233]

Goddamnit, biatch.


www.snaptress.com

06 Dec 2012 05:47 PM
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Lundyn    [TotalFark]  
yeah she looks delicious

06 Dec 2012 05:47 PM
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Teufelaffe     
Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

06 Dec 2012 05:48 PM
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rebelyell2006     

Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?


Maybe the trees. Maybe.

06 Dec 2012 05:48 PM
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Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  

Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?


Small mollusks and Rabbits, but that's about it

06 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
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Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.


1 minute, and your answer is better

06 Dec 2012 05:50 PM
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cougs4ever     
i.dailymail.co.uk


IS THAT ANOTHER CROC OVER THERE!!!!

06 Dec 2012 05:50 PM
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skullkrusher     
i.dailymail.co.uk
The proverbial "For every hot chick in the world there's a guy who is tired of farking her" guy checking out some sweet cans off camera left

06 Dec 2012 05:51 PM
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Tigger    [TotalFark]  

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.


Nope: Link

"It is a highly poisonous tree, known in parts of Western Australia as 'camel poison'. All parts of the tree are toxic, even dry leaves, although it seems that little corellas can eat the seeds. Suckering shoots are particularly dangerous. Domestic animals have been poisoned by leaves accidentally trapped in the side of trucks which were transporting them; 50 grams of leaves is enough to kill. Do not tie your horse to this tree!"

06 Dec 2012 05:53 PM
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Teufelaffe     

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.


www.mythos-web.de

06 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
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titwrench     

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.


Not so fast

Link

06 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
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SirTanon     
I'd say that was worth at least a beej a week for a few months.. at least.

.. and from the grin on his face, I'm thinking maybe she thought so too.

06 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
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imgod2u     

4tehsnowflakes: Pretty girl, too bad her knee almost got bit by the croc's sharp teeth


Her knee should've been sharp enough to bite back.

06 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
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rocketpants    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

06 Dec 2012 05:58 PM
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8 inches    [TotalFark]  
And that's exactly why I'm never going to Australia.

Or leaving this country.

Or stepping outside of my house.

Or relinquishing my spot on the couch in this basement.

06 Dec 2012 05:58 PM
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offacue     
I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at her door.

06 Dec 2012 06:01 PM
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GoldSpider     
"I owe Al my life. I don't know how to thank him enough."

If only...

06 Dec 2012 06:02 PM
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cig-mkr     
I'd lick that thigh everyday, you know, to help it heal.

06 Dec 2012 06:06 PM
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justanotherfarkinfarker     
I'd Paul McCartney her

/oh wait she's still got the leg.

06 Dec 2012 06:07 PM
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puppetmaster745     
www.screeninsults.com

06 Dec 2012 06:09 PM
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pedobearapproved     
Knees too bitten, would not hit

06 Dec 2012 06:10 PM
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Satanic_Hamster     
Her friend freed her by gouging the croc's eyes with his thumbs

Lady, he's no longer a friend at this point. You're giving that man blow jobs for life.

06 Dec 2012 06:11 PM
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What_Would_Jimi_Do     
cache.gawker.com

oh yeah

06 Dec 2012 06:11 PM
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vice_magnet     
I'd take a bite of her Vegemite sandwich, if you know what I mean.

06 Dec 2012 06:12 PM
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Mad Mark     
If I was that croc I would have had a thigh and a breast with that leg.

06 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
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impaler    [TotalFark]  

rebelyell2006: Relatively Obscure: 'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x233]

Goddamnit, biatch.

Reminds me a bit of how people thank their god whenever a doctor successfully completes a tricky surgery.


No it's true. She did have someone looking out for her that day. A crocodile.

/Why doesn't God work more on prevention?

06 Dec 2012 06:15 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  
"FFS, why do I keep clicking on th....."
"Oh my."

Fist. Angry. God.
That's a gorgeous woman.
And if she's like all the other people I've known who have worked on cruise ships, she's fun to be around.
Big Al totally got hisself a blowie.

06 Dec 2012 06:18 PM
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you_idiot     

Mark Ratner: Her leg is nasty. Do not want.


Just look past the leg ifyaknowwhatimean!

06 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
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tenpoundsofcheese     

impaler:

No it's true. She did have someone looking out for her that day. A crocodile.

/Why doesn't God work more on prevention?


He does. Every day billions of people are not attacked by crocodiles.

06 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
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MorePeasPlease     
i.dailymail.co.uk

I like this picture.

06 Dec 2012 06:20 PM
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bim1154     
There is no place in Australia I would go swimming except a swimming pool and even that I would walk around and make sure there wasn't a croc in it.
Funny how that works... I grew up in SW La. where we had alligators all over the place. We swam in the rice canals that were full of them and yet we had no fear of them. Crocs on the other hand just terrify the shiat out of me.

06 Dec 2012 06:20 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
I'd come to her land down under.

06 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
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Smeggy Smurf     
I'd stab her in the heart with my stingray

06 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
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