Where the hell did this ha-

Tara Hawkes was savaged by a crocodile in Western Australia

Ohh, makes sense

/Subby wasn't lying, she's damn cute

For once, I find myself in agreement with the croc...and subby...she's hot...

Looks like Big Al's having the time of his life

I'm in agreement with my fellow posters. She is a looker.

'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.



Goddamnit, biatch.

Deadfeznt: Looks like Big Al's having the time of his life

And depending on how he got the nickname "Big Al," she may be having the time of hers, too.

Crikey, that's a fine Sheila!

Pretty girl, too bad her knee almost got bit by the croc's sharp teeth

A+ would bite again

Her leg is nasty. Do not want.

'Friend'

Wow, saved her from the jaws of a Croc and still can't get any

FRIENDZONE LEVEL AUSTRALIA

Did they get that picture of the croc from Happy Gilmore?

I'd like to waltz her matilda with my didjeridoo in her billybong for a g'day mate.

She should have stabbed it with her sharp knees.
/studman69

Relatively Obscure: 'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

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Goddamnit, biatch.

Reminds me a bit of how people thank their god whenever a doctor successfully completes a tricky surgery.

I'd gladly put my shrimp on her barbie.

Mog32Kupo: 'Friend'

Wow, saved her from the jaws of a Croc and still can't get any

FRIENDZONE LEVEL AUSTRALIA

Yeah if she's not putting out for that throw her back in.

/I keed I keed here lemme give her a big hug to comfort her

Relatively Obscure: 'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

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Goddamnit, biatch.

yeah she looks delicious

Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.

Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Small mollusks and Rabbits, but that's about it

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.

1 minute, and your answer is better

IS THAT ANOTHER CROC OVER THERE!!!!

The proverbial "For every hot chick in the world there's a guy who is tired of farking her" guy checking out some sweet cans off camera left

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.

Nope: Link

"It is a highly poisonous tree, known in parts of Western Australia as 'camel poison'. All parts of the tree are toxic, even dry leaves, although it seems that little corellas can eat the seeds. Suckering shoots are particularly dangerous. Domestic animals have been poisoned by leaves accidentally trapped in the side of trucks which were transporting them; 50 grams of leaves is enough to kill. Do not tie your horse to this tree!"

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.

Not so fast

Link

I'd say that was worth at least a beej a week for a few months.. at least.

.. and from the grin on his face, I'm thinking maybe she thought so too.

4tehsnowflakes: Pretty girl, too bad her knee almost got bit by the croc's sharp teeth

Her knee should've been sharp enough to bite back.

And that's exactly why I'm never going to Australia.

Or leaving this country.

Or stepping outside of my house.

Or relinquishing my spot on the couch in this basement.

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at her door.

"I owe Al my life. I don't know how to thank him enough."

If only...

I'd lick that thigh everyday, you know, to help it heal.

I'd Paul McCartney her

/oh wait she's still got the leg.

Knees too bitten, would not hit

Her friend freed her by gouging the croc's eyes with his thumbs

Lady, he's no longer a friend at this point. You're giving that man blow jobs for life.

oh yeah

I'd take a bite of her Vegemite sandwich, if you know what I mean.

If I was that croc I would have had a thigh and a breast with that leg.

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Goddamnit, biatch.

Reminds me a bit of how people thank their god whenever a doctor successfully completes a tricky surgery.

No it's true. She did have someone looking out for her that day. A crocodile.

/Why doesn't God work more on prevention?

"FFS, why do I keep clicking on th....."
"Oh my."

Fist. Angry. God.
That's a gorgeous woman.
And if she's like all the other people I've known who have worked on cruise ships, she's fun to be around.
Big Al totally got hisself a blowie.

Mark Ratner: Her leg is nasty. Do not want.

Just look past the leg ifyaknowwhatimean!

impaler:

No it's true. She did have someone looking out for her that day. A crocodile.

/Why doesn't God work more on prevention?

He does. Every day billions of people are not attacked by crocodiles.

I like this picture.

There is no place in Australia I would go swimming except a swimming pool and even that I would walk around and make sure there wasn't a croc in it.
Funny how that works... I grew up in SW La. where we had alligators all over the place. We swam in the rice canals that were full of them and yet we had no fear of them. Crocs on the other hand just terrify the shiat out of me.

I'd come to her land down under.

I'd stab her in the heart with my stingray