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HOTY  Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: December through February

06 Dec 2012 04:15 PM   |   4072 clicks   |   Fark
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Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
22-foot-long carving valued at $1,000,000 has been recovered, which comes as a huge relief

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06 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
5'4" 252 pound pole dancer says she's proud of her ability. I don't know about her, but whoever installed that pole should be

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06 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Being crazy won't keep Texas from executing you. But to be fair, it won't stop Texas from electing you governor, either

http://www.fark.com/comments/68109 18

06 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, stud

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06 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske

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06 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Doctors perform quadruple limb transplant in Turkey. Now everyone gets a drumstick

http://www.fark.com/comments/69644 20

06 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday

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06 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
FDA trying to stop do-it-yourself sperm donor in California. Suspects narrowed down to every teenage boy in the state

http://www.fark.com/comments/68209 47

06 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Florida man ran into his ex-girlfriend yesterday. Then he backed up and ran into her again. He misses her sometimes

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06 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now

http://www.fark.com/comments/69123 19

06 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Gun accident in Florida church leaves pastor's daughter holier than thou

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06 Dec 2012 03:23 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Kim Jong Un Dead. I repeat - Un Dead

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06 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Law school students provided puppies for exam study break, allowed to cuddle, play and bond, then required to kill them with their bare hands and eat them

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06 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Man arrested for selling Canadian military secrets. I'm not sure either. Locations of all Tim Hortons? How to de-ice a caribou?

http://www.fark.com/comments/68816 85

06 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Man arrested on 144 counts of child porn. Gross

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06 Dec 2012 03:25 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex

http://www.fark.com/comments/68780 47

06 Dec 2012 03:25 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive

http://www.fark.com/comments/68610 30

06 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades

http://www.fark.com/comments/69056 18

06 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Police: Man Drove Into Flock of Seagulls. Bystander: I ran

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06 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Printer ink tanker truck overturns. Damages estimated at seven hundred trillion dollars

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06 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A: The pickpocket snatches your watch

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06 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
School bus hit by flying car, no one inju--FLYING CARS ARE HERE

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06 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Should nuns take birth control pills? Probably, considering their boss has a history of impregnating women without touching them

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06 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months

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06 Dec 2012 03:31 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Truck crash kills over 200 sheep, according to drowsy workers

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06 Dec 2012 03:31 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Turtle escapes NYC wildlife center, beats Giants secondary for a 39-yard gain

http://www.fark.com/comments/67885 45

06 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Ukrainian Protestors Go Topless to Protest Who Cares

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06 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea

http://www.fark.com/comments/69202 26

06 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen

http://www.fark.com/comments/68770 44

06 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
Headline of the Year candidate    [TotalFark]  
Zoo keeper enters pen to feed the lions, succeeds

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06 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
Pangit    [TotalFark]  

Headline of the Year candidate: Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive

http://www.fark.com/comments/6861030


OK, everything pretty much sucked but this was hilarious.

06 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
D_Evans45     
This year isnt quite as full of gems as years past... But good job still, subbys.

06 Dec 2012 08:42 PM
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