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22-foot-long carving valued at $1,000,000 has been recovered, which comes as a huge relief http://www.fark.com/comments/69534 47 |
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5'4" 252 pound pole dancer says she's proud of her ability. I don't know about her, but whoever installed that pole should be http://www.fark.com/comments/67934 67 |
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Being crazy won't keep Texas from executing you. But to be fair, it won't stop Texas from electing you governor, either http://www.fark.com/comments/68109 18 |
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Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, stud http://www.fark.com/comments/68242 26 |
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Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske http://www.fark.com/comments/69157 66 |
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Doctors perform quadruple limb transplant in Turkey. Now everyone gets a drumstick http://www.fark.com/comments/69644 20 |
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Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday http://www.fark.com/comments/68841 84 |
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FDA trying to stop do-it-yourself sperm donor in California. Suspects narrowed down to every teenage boy in the state http://www.fark.com/comments/68209 47 |
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Florida man ran into his ex-girlfriend yesterday. Then he backed up and ran into her again. He misses her sometimes http://www.fark.com/comments/69395 35 |
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Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now http://www.fark.com/comments/69123 19 |
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Gun accident in Florida church leaves pastor's daughter holier than thou http://www.fark.com/comments/69384 02 |
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Law school students provided puppies for exam study break, allowed to cuddle, play and bond, then required to kill them with their bare hands and eat them http://www.fark.com/comments/67814 68 |
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Man arrested for selling Canadian military secrets. I'm not sure either. Locations of all Tim Hortons? How to de-ice a caribou? http://www.fark.com/comments/68816 85 |
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Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex http://www.fark.com/comments/68780 47 |
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Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive http://www.fark.com/comments/68610 30 |
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Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades http://www.fark.com/comments/69056 18 |
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Printer ink tanker truck overturns. Damages estimated at seven hundred trillion dollars http://www.fark.com/comments/69507 84 |
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Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A: The pickpocket snatches your watch http://www.fark.com/comments/68425 66 |
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School bus hit by flying car, no one inju--FLYING CARS ARE HERE http://www.fark.com/comments/68474 10 |
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Should nuns take birth control pills? Probably, considering their boss has a history of impregnating women without touching them http://www.fark.com/comments/67976 94 |
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Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months http://www.fark.com/comments/68851 15 |
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Turtle escapes NYC wildlife center, beats Giants secondary for a 39-yard gain http://www.fark.com/comments/67885 45 |
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Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea http://www.fark.com/comments/69202 26 |
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Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen http://www.fark.com/comments/68770 44 |
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Headline of the Year candidate: Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive http://www.fark.com/comments/6861030 OK, everything pretty much sucked but this was hilarious. |
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| D_Evans45
This year isnt quite as full of gems as years past... But good job still, subbys. |
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