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07 Dec 2012 04:02 AM   |   15637 clicks   |   Business Insider
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naughtyrev    [TotalFark]  
Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.

06 Dec 2012 08:18 PM
OtherBrotherDarryl    [TotalFark]  
On bicycles? No?

06 Dec 2012 08:22 PM
Makh    [TotalFark]  
I'm ok with this.

06 Dec 2012 09:03 PM
sno man    [TotalFark]  
I'll give ya really nearly on land, subbs...
Those shiat hawks were getting more than their toes wet.

06 Dec 2012 09:43 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


Thread over. +1

06 Dec 2012 09:56 PM
Amos Quito     
Tastes like chicken.

06 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
I once saw a bullfrog try to swallow a blue jay

/'try' being the operative word
//bird was just few inches longer than the frog

06 Dec 2012 10:43 PM
I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
A Catfish hunter? Well, duh. It's been happening for a long time.

For example, he's seen here striking out an oriole.

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06 Dec 2012 11:27 PM
Evil Twin Skippy     

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


And the difference between a laywer and a catfish? One is a sum sucking bottom dweller. The other is a fish with long whiskers.

07 Dec 2012 04:09 AM
sexorcisst     
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07 Dec 2012 04:10 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


That doesn't make any sense because I'm American.

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From America.

07 Dec 2012 04:13 AM
Max Awesome     
That was crazy. Lower life-forms should never snack on higher life-forms. It's unseemly.

This video that was linked at the end about Adam and Billy, the rescued puppy-mill dog has me crying like a little girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature= player_embedded&v=K3vyK75-r3g

07 Dec 2012 04:13 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

Evil Twin Skippy: naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.

And the difference between a laywer and a catfish? One is a sum sucking bottom dweller. The other is a fish with long whiskers.


What's the difference between a catfish and two cousins from Louisiana? You can show catfish fisting on public television.

07 Dec 2012 04:13 AM
hodge-podge     
Subby skipped a lot of classes in school.

07 Dec 2012 04:16 AM
fisker    [TotalFark]  
This is farking out of control.

07 Dec 2012 04:25 AM
starsrift     
What the hell? Are they even set up to digest pigeons? I thought catfish didn't have biting teeth.

07 Dec 2012 04:28 AM
Father_Jack     

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


and we're finished here.

07 Dec 2012 04:28 AM
Feral_and_Preposterous     

starsrift: What the hell? Are they even set up to digest pigeons? I thought catfish didn't have biting teeth.


They have stomach acid.

07 Dec 2012 04:46 AM
ghostwind     

fisker: This is farking out of control.


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07 Dec 2012 04:46 AM
puffy999    [TotalFark]  
First it's pelicans, now catfish?

Maybe we're missing out on this European pigeon thing...

07 Dec 2012 04:52 AM
Gyrfalcon     
But there's no such thing as evolution.

God told me.

07 Dec 2012 04:57 AM
rufusthegoat     
Dick Dastardly and Muttley were later seen approaching the catfish for recruitment.

07 Dec 2012 04:57 AM
0Icky0     

Amos Quito: Tastes like chicken.


Tastes a hell-of-a-lot better than chicken.
The catfish will have to fight me for them.
And then I'll eat them both.

07 Dec 2012 05:14 AM
robohobo     
I just watched this an hour or two ago. It was a random non-porn video on a porn site. Don't remember which. motherless, probably.

07 Dec 2012 05:17 AM
Badgers     
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07 Dec 2012 05:42 AM
BullBearMS     
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/Obscure
//Unless you're old

07 Dec 2012 06:32 AM
kid_icarus     
A bird may love a fish, monsieur, but where will they live?

07 Dec 2012 07:13 AM
Morgellons     
Meh. Wake me up when Sharktopus gets loose.

07 Dec 2012 07:15 AM
Cold_Sassy     

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


LOL!!

07 Dec 2012 07:24 AM
Wiseass     

BullBearMS: [dl.dropbox.com image 615x488]

/Obscure
//Unless you're old



Caaaaandygram!

07 Dec 2012 07:27 AM
Onkel Buck     
I see this as a natural order. Sky rats being preyed upont by a fish that are attracted to "stink bait"
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/We used to call my buddys mom Stink Bait

07 Dec 2012 07:27 AM
starlost     
why are there dozens of pigeons on that rock and sand bar? my guess is the fisherman on the bridge above are tossing down tons of food to chum both the birds and fish. this is not a normal situation you'd see in the wild. i've seen catfish eat baby ducks and mice that were right at the waters edge but imho you wouldn't have pigeons hanging around rocky shore unless someone tossed food on it often. yes the catfish attacked the bird but normally you wouldn't have pigeons just hanging around water if there isn't food. catfish aren't going to waste their time waiting for the lone bird that flies down to take a quick bath and leaves.

07 Dec 2012 07:28 AM
Chulainn     

BullBearMS: /Obscure
//Unless you're old


/is it...friendly dolphins?

07 Dec 2012 07:44 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
IN BED

07 Dec 2012 07:44 AM
No Time To Explain     
And some people say evolution isn't a thing

/I accept this, makes fishing easier
//or is it more like hunting?
///time to get me some pigeons and get me some catfish

07 Dec 2012 07:44 AM
roaneranger     
They learned this from watching killer whales catching weLd the same way......darned discovery channel.

07 Dec 2012 08:15 AM
generallyso     

BullBearMS: /Obscure
//Unless you're old


Landshark is never obscure.

07 Dec 2012 08:16 AM
kid_icarus     

generallyso: BullBearMS: /Obscure
//Unless you're old

Landshark is never obscure.


Candy-gram...

07 Dec 2012 08:30 AM
strapp3r     

puffy999: First it's pelicans, now catfish?

Maybe we're missing out on this European pigeon thing...


A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belly can
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week,
But I'm damned if I see how the hell he can

07 Dec 2012 08:43 AM
MylesHeartVodak     
With this, who needs a turducken?

I'm sure you'll enjoy tonight's special. We use only the finest catfish, delicately stuffed with wild squab, seasoned to perfection and whole roasted.

07 Dec 2012 08:47 AM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
It's not against any religion, to want to dispose of a pidgeon!

07 Dec 2012 08:49 AM
BullBearMS     

generallyso: BullBearMS: /Obscure
//Unless you're old

Landshark is never obscure.


Yup. You're old.
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You didn't see the recent thread about Gilda Radner's name being removed from a chapter of the cancer charity formerly known as Gilda's Club? The reason given was that nobody today had ever even heard of her.

07 Dec 2012 08:52 AM
cynicalbastard     
Good on the catfish. They serve a purpose. A tasty, tasty purpose. Pigeons just crap everywhere.

07 Dec 2012 09:00 AM
dennysgod     
I see our replacements are taking their first steps onto land.

07 Dec 2012 09:37 AM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
I guess a cat screwed a carp at some point and now the fish are going to chase birds too. It could have been worse, the cat could have screwed a shark.

07 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
Psycoholic_Slag     

starlost: why are there dozens of pigeons on that rock and sand bar? my guess is the fisherman on the bridge above are tossing down tons of food to chum both the birds and fish. this is not a normal situation you'd see in the wild. i've seen catfish eat baby ducks and mice that were right at the waters edge but imho you wouldn't have pigeons hanging around rocky shore unless someone tossed food on it often. yes the catfish attacked the bird but normally you wouldn't have pigeons just hanging around water if there isn't food. catfish aren't going to waste their time waiting for the lone bird that flies down to take a quick bath and leaves.



This just in:

Pigeons flock together and drink water!!!

07 Dec 2012 10:08 AM
alabasterblack    [TotalFark]  

doglover: naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.

That doesn't make any sense because I'm American.

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From America.


Is that near Canada? I am not great with geography.

07 Dec 2012 10:15 AM
JackieRabbit     
This isn't a new behavior. Catfish will try to snatch anything they think is edible if it gets to close, even from the shoreline.

07 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
NeoBad     
I for one welcome our snarky sharky land walking catfist overlords....wait, NO, I hate cats and I hate catfisth, but I also hate pidgins, but when all the pidgins are gone what are we gonna do with the catfish monsters....oh well, more target practice for us gun lovers...

07 Dec 2012 10:44 AM
Keyser_Soze_Death     
That's completely farking awesome!

Predator catfish taste much better then their bottom feeding cousins.

07 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
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