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   News: Man puts up billboard soliciting a Latina girlfriend for Christmas. Spiffy: He's a millionaire. Stupid: He's still using AOL email

07 Dec 2012 12:45 AM   |   7634 clicks   |   SanDiegoUnionTribune
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feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  
Does he have a newsletter?

06 Dec 2012 09:14 PM
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Vodka Zombie     
I still use an AOL email. Every time I try to leave, they give me THREE FREE MONTHS!

Gmail just can't compete with that level of awesome.

06 Dec 2012 09:33 PM
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TheHighlandHowler    [TotalFark]  
I don't think it costs anything anymore, so it's like any other address.

06 Dec 2012 10:08 PM
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Godscrack     

Vodka Zombie: I still use an AOL email


Did AOL give you permission to visit Fark?

06 Dec 2012 10:30 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Why doesn't he just hire a maid service and pick the best looking of the ones that show up?

07 Dec 2012 12:47 AM
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Gyrfalcon     
That's why he's a millionaire, subby. He's cheap. Er. "frugal."

07 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
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titwrench     
Hot Latina thread?

07 Dec 2012 12:53 AM
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HBK     
He wants a baby by August?

07 Dec 2012 12:54 AM
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MrEricSir     
Well there's nothing needy or creepy about that billboard.

07 Dec 2012 12:55 AM
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skinink     
img201.imageshack.us

07 Dec 2012 12:56 AM
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SnakeLee    [TotalFark]  
I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.

07 Dec 2012 12:58 AM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

SnakeLee: I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.


Is "perks" Spanish for step-children?

07 Dec 2012 01:03 AM
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powhound     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SnakeLee: I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.

Is "perks" Spanish for step-children?


"Perks" are the things you comb out of their stache.

07 Dec 2012 01:05 AM
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Turbo Cojones     

SnakeLee: I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.


That's code for they Looooooooove the anal!

07 Dec 2012 01:07 AM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?

07 Dec 2012 01:07 AM
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titwrench     

HotWingAgenda: Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?


There has been a lot of UT articles being green lit lately

07 Dec 2012 01:10 AM
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Dangyou     
Reminds me of a flyer I found this week on a bus stop in town. sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

07 Dec 2012 01:12 AM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
FTFA:

A: When I die, no one will be at my funeral talking about my cash flow or how many properties I own. But they will be talking about my heart, and how I used my success to help others in need. Giving back, helping others - to me, that is success, not the size of your bank account.



Come on man....the fact that you mentioned it shows that you at least want other people to think about those things.

07 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
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Your Company's Computer Guy     
I know a few millionaires. They all have AOL accounts.

07 Dec 2012 01:18 AM
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Dialectic     
Dude, you some hot culos at the 8th Street, Miami!

07 Dec 2012 01:19 AM
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sefert     
This guy sounds racist. Hot blondes aren't good enough for a millionaire any more? For shame.

07 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
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Overbaked     
AOL is not cool anymore. Someone could have told me!!!

07 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
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Johnny Bananapeel     
Don't let this opportunity slip by.

i.imgur.com

Time to break out the industrial strength eyebrow pencils!

07 Dec 2012 01:22 AM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

titwrench: HotWingAgenda: Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?

There has been a lot of UT articles being green lit lately


Well, a certain someone keeps buying all the local news outlets. This trend is only beginning.

07 Dec 2012 01:25 AM
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Ed Finnerty     
AOL account owners print out and tri-fold all their emails before reading them.

AOL account owners worry about sending emails because they're not sure which type of stamps to use.

AOL account owners think muting their speakers disables their email.

AOL account owners type URLs into search engines.

AOL account owners still open the AOL application before going to any webpages because they think they need AOL to connect to their broadband internet.

AOL account owners see nothing wrong with typing in all caps.

AOL account owners send a Christmas card with $5 cash each year to the AOL Postmaster.

07 Dec 2012 01:30 AM
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ElLoco     

powhound: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SnakeLee: I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.

Is "perks" Spanish for step-children?

"Perks" are the things you comb out of their stache.


*snicker*

07 Dec 2012 01:31 AM
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Krieghund     
All he has to do is drive south 30 minutes. And he'll have 999,9949 left over, counting gas and a taco.

vintagesleazepaperbacks.files.wordpress.com

07 Dec 2012 01:31 AM
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demaL-demaL-yeH     

skinink: [img201.imageshack.us image 620x392]


Wait. Are you Fano's alt?

07 Dec 2012 01:44 AM
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The Asshole Guy     
I dated a latina for almost a year and while the sex was great she was an evil biatch deep down inside.

07 Dec 2012 01:46 AM
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Brick-House     

skinink: [img201.imageshack.us image 620x392]


Nice editing... I miss my single days being stationed in the Philippines where you could get a LBFM for the night for $10. Early 1980s. Good times!

07 Dec 2012 01:48 AM
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illannoyin     
The headline in August reads 'former millionaire divorcing Latina wife he found using a Christmas billboard'.

/Greetings from the future!

07 Dec 2012 01:52 AM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  

demaL-demaL-yeH: skinink: [img201.imageshack.us image 620x392]

Wait. Are you Fano's alt?


Bahala na

07 Dec 2012 02:00 AM
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skyshooter     
The only reason to still use AOL is for connections in parts of the world where there is very little Internet connectivity One of my colleagues has one that he still uses in places like Eastern Europe, when often all he has are land telephone lines. Though he says it's probably time to just dump it, but since the coporate office still pays... why not keep it? He's had it since the mid 1990's. 

/also would like any hot girl for X-Mas
//not a millionare - yet!

07 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
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sunlion     
"Yayyyy!"

07 Dec 2012 02:08 AM
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Taylor Mental     
Had a Latina fark buddy/roommate for a few months who was a dead ringer for Salma Hayek, but she was crazy-ass jealous. She had this strange passive-aggressive personality disorder where she would surreptitiously remove the stitching in the pockets of my pants when mad at me. I kept losing my wallet and keys and had no idea what was going on until I caught her in the act. Then, she had five brothers and three sisters and all their family drama became my problem. I ended up waiting for her to leave for the weekend, rented a U-haul truck and new apartment and got the fark out.

07 Dec 2012 02:18 AM
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lordargent     
HotWingAgenda: Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?

Heh, had to go look at the story and LMAO, the stories I could tell about riding the #11 bus

07 Dec 2012 02:18 AM
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GreenSun     
This is sad! His billboard ad would attract the wrong types of women! Uglies, fatties, and most especially, GOLD DIGGERS who'd just try to get to his good side and wait until he dies to get his money!

He's not really that ugly looking too, he just needs to go out a little more and be friendly with girls while not flaunting his money.

07 Dec 2012 02:25 AM
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starsrift     
If ever there was a reason to use a disposable webmail account...

This would be one, I guess.

07 Dec 2012 02:31 AM
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HBK     

Taylor Mental: Had a Latina fark buddy/roommate for a few months who was a dead ringer for Salma Hayek, but she was crazy-ass jealous. She had this strange passive-aggressive personality disorder where she would surreptitiously remove the stitching in the pockets of my pants when mad at me. I kept losing my wallet and keys and had no idea what was going on until I caught her in the act. Then, she had five brothers and three sisters and all their family drama became my problem. I ended up waiting for her to leave for the weekend, rented a U-haul truck and new apartment and got the fark out.


That's why you don't sleep with your roommates. A live-in farkbuddy is a girlfriend, my friend.

07 Dec 2012 02:50 AM
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ExperianScaresCthulhu     

Taylor Mental: Had a Latina fark buddy/roommate for a few months who was a dead ringer for Salma Hayek, but she was crazy-ass jealous. She had this strange passive-aggressive personality disorder where she would surreptitiously remove the stitching in the pockets of my pants when mad at me. I kept losing my wallet and keys and had no idea what was going on until I caught her in the act. Then, she had five brothers and three sisters and all their family drama became my problem. I ended up waiting for her to leave for the weekend, rented a U-haul truck and new apartment and got the fark out.


Coward.

HBK: That's why you don't sleep with your roommates. A live-in farkbuddy is a girlfriend, my friend.


This.

07 Dec 2012 03:12 AM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

lordargent: HotWingAgenda: Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?

Heh, had to go look at the story and LMAO, the stories I could tell about riding the #11 bus


I think my most surreal commute memory was the floating shell game in the back of an MTS bus.

07 Dec 2012 03:25 AM
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The Ghost of Tom Ace     
And I thought I was desperate.

07 Dec 2012 03:28 AM
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Taylor Mental     

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Taylor Mental: Had a Latina fark buddy/roommate for a few months who was a dead ringer for Salma Hayek, but she was crazy-ass jealous. She had this strange passive-aggressive personality disorder where she would surreptitiously remove the stitching in the pockets of my pants when mad at me. I kept losing my wallet and keys and had no idea what was going on until I caught her in the act. Then, she had five brothers and three sisters and all their family drama became my problem. I ended up waiting for her to leave for the weekend, rented a U-haul truck and new apartment and got the fark out.

Coward.

HBK: That's why you don't sleep with your roommates. A live-in farkbuddy is a girlfriend, my friend.

This.


LOL I plead guilty to thinking with the wrong head. I'm not complaining about the consequences. Just saying I found that particular form of revenge to be strange.

07 Dec 2012 03:31 AM
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notmtwain     

Krieghund: All he has to do is drive south 30 minutes. And he'll have 999,9949 left over, counting gas and a taco.

[vintagesleazepaperbacks.files.wordpr ess.com image 500x335]


I'm guessing you're not a bean counter.

07 Dec 2012 03:40 AM
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o'really     
Santa reads Gawker?

07 Dec 2012 04:03 AM
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prjindigo     
I know a guy that makes 500k a year who uses aol email address.

Now if it was a hotmail address, then I'd have a problem.

07 Dec 2012 07:22 AM
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finnished     

Gyrfalcon: That's why he's a millionaire, subby. He's cheap. Er. "frugal."


At first I read that as "El frugal" and thought that was a jab at the Latinos/Latinas...

07 Dec 2012 07:38 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why doesn't he just hire a maid service and pick the best looking of the ones that show up?


dammit. every day i love you a little more.

07 Dec 2012 07:43 AM
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littlett's    [TotalFark]  

Krieghund: All he has to do is drive south 30 minutes. And he'll have 999,9949 left over, counting gas and a taco.

[vintagesleazepaperbacks.files.wordpr ess.com image 500x335]


The one on the right does not seem to be very impressed with her sucker.

07 Dec 2012 08:48 AM
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Rich Cream     
I've had a NetZero email account for I guess twenty years now. Not the only one I've had and not my primary but I can use it, especially for spam, as if I were to post it in a public place, like a billboard.

07 Dec 2012 10:14 AM
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