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fusillade762: I'm worried that Black Friday may have lost all its traditional meaning.
Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: I'm worried that Black Friday may have lost all its traditional meaning.Is it scary that I can actually picture you being worried about something like that?
robohobo: Um...peasants racing to buy stuff on Black Friday isn't exactly new. I've been enjoying Black Friday trampling/fisticuff videos for years and years, now./lol, let them eat walmart
TV's Vinnie: Maybe in Dave's fugged-up world it's like that, but in the majority of American homes it's still "eat the turkey and chillax in a tryptophan fog".The Powers That Be may want to pervert Thanksgiving into an assholefest with Black Thursdays, but it's gonna go over like a Quorn turkey.
UNC_Samurai: Hey, I like Quorn. You can make an amazing Quorn tikka masala.
probesport: Whats with the extra 'ua" in the headline subby?
Medic Zero: Stay home and get high and drunk folks. You can shop later.
fireclown: Medic Zero: Stay home and get high and drunk folks. You can shop later.hell, I can get high and hit the web for shoppin'. I'm not sure I bought anything from a store this Xmas.
Smashed Hat: I laughed at that article way too much. I'm old, aren't I?
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: probesport: Whats with the extra 'ua" in the headline subby?Great catch. "Dave Barry's annl gift guide" would have been much better.
Electromax: I'm 24 and I grew up reading a bunch of Dave Barry books from the library after I got into his column. Dude definitely has a style but I still get a chuckle.Was also mildly pleasantly surprised at the small number of "dave barry sucks" posts in here, which are normally plentiful on Fark when his end of year articles come out. He's got such an inoffensive and good-natured form of humor, I guess opposite from most farker's cynical/sarcastic/put-down oriented senses of humor that it makes sense. But I appreciate it.
JackieRabbit: fusillade762: I'm worried that Black Friday may have lost all its traditional meaning.We need to start it on Halloween.
Medic Zero: True, first I remember was a lady getting her arm broken over a Cabbage Patch doll or somesuch in the mid 80's.
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