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   British cougars flock to Africa to hunt for boytoys: "I'm old enough to be his mum but we fell in love" (w/pics)

07 Dec 2012 06:31 AM   |   22305 clicks   |   The Sun
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BarkingUnicorn     
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07 Dec 2012 12:26 AM
Elandriel     
Oh, there all the white women at.

07 Dec 2012 12:56 AM
The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  

Elandriel: Oh, there all the fat white women at.



FTFY

07 Dec 2012 01:17 AM
sithon    [TotalFark]  
Ugh , this is the equivalent of all those disgusting old dudes trolling Thailand for bar girls.

07 Dec 2012 02:20 AM
iggyskuz     
i am surprise Subby didnt mention how hot they were.

07 Dec 2012 06:37 AM
KrispyKritter     
there is plenty of vacation pr0n featuring buttoned-down business ladies getting their jungle fever on. drunk and feeling randy, what better time to bring home some diseases you'll regret for the rest of your life. cheers!

07 Dec 2012 06:41 AM
Turfshoe     
insert pic of big book of british smiles

/no skills

07 Dec 2012 06:42 AM
poe_zlaw     
I had no idea British women were so hot. Its crazy to think the chicks in the article cant find someone to marry them other than in a poverty stricken, desperate third world.

07 Dec 2012 06:43 AM
furterfan     
third pic down

"Holiday romance ... tourists dance in a Kololi bar with Gambians"

wtf??? I just dont understand... W. T. F???

07 Dec 2012 06:43 AM
Mock26    [TotalFark]  
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Taking the two ladies as representations of all women in their respective countries, I have to ask one question. "What the fark are those Gambian men smoking?"

07 Dec 2012 06:44 AM
mike_d85     

sithon: Ugh , this is the equivalent of all those disgusting old dudes trolling Thailand for bar girls.


Yeah. "Girls" that's the ticket.

07 Dec 2012 06:45 AM
FenixStorm1     

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 620x626]

Taking the two ladies as representations of all women in their respective countries, I have to ask one question. "What the fark are those Gambian men smoking?"


They're smokin the hope that they score a British citizenship or permanent resident card followed by a swift divorce.

07 Dec 2012 06:47 AM
Alphax     
That's not right!

07 Dec 2012 06:48 AM
Shirley Ujest     
This is no different than men who do the Russian Bride shopping. Lonely and desperate.

07 Dec 2012 06:48 AM
SevenizGud     
You could probably find someone on your own continent if you, you know, dropped 100 elbows or so.

07 Dec 2012 06:49 AM
SockMonkeyHolocaust    [TotalFark]  
The whole cougar thing is so nasty. It's like whenever a woman says she's one you can just hear the WHEN I WAS YOUNG I PARTIED DOWN AND WORE A COWBOY HAT AND DID SHOTS TO ROD STEWARTS GREATEST HITS AND TONIGHT I AM GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN WITH ANYONE WHO WILL STICK THEIR DICK IN ME. Like, good for them for getting dick, but it's only just short of weed culture for people who have to get really annoying about it.

WOO COUGAR going COUGARING. Gonna wipe away the stress of my terrible admin job and hope some dude is drunk enough to jerk it to pantsuits and a body that has had four kids!

07 Dec 2012 06:50 AM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
"Yooooooooooou've goooooooot theeeeeeeeee AIDSSSSSSSSSSS"
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07 Dec 2012 06:50 AM
AbbeySomeone     
Link 

How Stella Got Her Groove Back is based on something like this. Above link kinda sums it up.

07 Dec 2012 06:52 AM
DerAppie     
Call me cynical but my money is on the African smelling a nice payday.

07 Dec 2012 06:53 AM
Broken Logic     

Shirley Ujest: This is no different than men who do the Russian Bride shopping. Lonely and desperate.


Except for the fact that russian brides tend to be, y'know, attractive.

07 Dec 2012 06:53 AM
Onkel Buck    [TotalFark]  
Brothers will bang anything

07 Dec 2012 06:56 AM
AbbeySomeone     

furterfan: third pic down

"Holiday romance ... tourists dance in a Kololi bar with Gambians"

wtf??? I just dont understand... W. T. F???


What is that? 2 headed woman or what?

07 Dec 2012 06:57 AM
DysphoricMania     

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 620x626]

Taking the two ladies as representations of all women in their respective countries, I have to ask one question. "What the fark are those Gambian men smoking?"


I'll take the dark lady please...

07 Dec 2012 06:57 AM
3rotor     
is this a 419 scam?

oh wait... no...

07 Dec 2012 06:58 AM
sexorcisst     
Someone grab some bleach from the thread above.

07 Dec 2012 06:59 AM
AbbeySomeone     

DysphoricMania: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 620x626]

Taking the two ladies as representations of all women in their respective countries, I have to ask one question. "What the fark are those Gambian men smoking?"

I'll take the dark lady please...


She is beautiful. She's smiling because her boyfriend just scored a steady source of income.

07 Dec 2012 06:59 AM
abhorrent1    [TotalFark]  
enjoy your aids

07 Dec 2012 07:00 AM
Shirley Ujest     
I am a married female. I have witnessed cougars in action and it is never pretty. Never pretty.

07 Dec 2012 07:02 AM
mike_d85     

AbbeySomeone: DysphoricMania: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 620x626]

Taking the two ladies as representations of all women in their respective countries, I have to ask one question. "What the fark are those Gambian men smoking?"

I'll take the dark lady please...

She is beautiful. She's smiling because her boyfriend just scored a steady source of income.


This. Except repeat the "She is beautiful" a few times.

07 Dec 2012 07:02 AM
citizenj     

Onkel Buck: Brothers will bang anything


Actually, not true. There's been a number of women that my brothers and I classify as unbangable. Thanks for asking though.


/yer mom ain't among them
//I keed, I keed....
///no, seriously. Tell her I want my damn Hanes back.

07 Dec 2012 07:03 AM
steerforth     
I'm off to Gambia. White men is ugly.

07 Dec 2012 07:03 AM
abhorrent1    [TotalFark]  

steerforth: I'm off to Gambia. White British men is ugly.


07 Dec 2012 07:04 AM
neenerist     

sithon: Ugh , this is the equivalent of all those disgusting old dudes trolling Thailand for bar girls.


From the stories told by those I know who lived there, Thai bar girls aren't always the victims.

07 Dec 2012 07:05 AM
steerforth     

abhorrent1: steerforth: I'm off to Gambia. All white men is ugly.


Except for George.

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07 Dec 2012 07:08 AM
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl    [TotalFark]  
The Gambian woman on the right is gorgeous.

Compared, the older British lady looks like a mutant albino....wtf? Letting yourself go is a personal choice, but fark, spend that vaca cash on plastic surgery, a personal trainer and a makeover and you'll have opportunities to be in a relationship back home.

07 Dec 2012 07:10 AM
Nurglitch     
Wasn't there a movie about this lately?

07 Dec 2012 07:12 AM
maggoo     
As if Africa hasn't suffered enough.

07 Dec 2012 07:12 AM
kokomo61    [TotalFark]  
Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond......This has been going on for a while..

She takes the taxi to the good hotel
Bon march¨¦ as far as she can tell
She drinks the zombie from the cocoa shell
She feels alright, she get it on tonight
Mister driver
Take me where the music play
Papa say

At the Grotto
In the greasy chair
Sits the Charlie with the lotion and the kinky hair
When she smiled, she said it all

The band was hot so
They danced the famous Merengue
Now we dolly back
Now we fade to black

Tearful reunion in the USA
Day by day those memories fade away
Some babies grow in a peculiar way
It changed, it grew, and everybody knew
Semi-mojo
Who's this kinky so-and-so?
Papa go

07 Dec 2012 07:15 AM
Shirley Ujest     
I worked with a future cougar 20 years ago. She was a morbidly overweight 19-20 year old drama queen/princess/ very,very rude person. We worked for a travel company and free flights to MX vacation spots were the norm. She took her vacation with out mommy and daddy, met some local fell in love and within two trips back there, was pregnant and married. He spoke very little english. Moved to the great white north of Michigan and in short order brought up his family +others. Her parents bought a house for them a Mcmansion. As soon as he became an American, the entire family was gone.


Shocker.

07 Dec 2012 07:15 AM
maggoo     

Broken Logic: Except for the fact that russian brides tend to be, y'know, attractive.


Well, those women must find those men attractive as well.

That, or they are after the large penis myth as Ponce de León was after the fountain of youth.

Penis the León.

07 Dec 2012 07:15 AM
maggoo     

3rotor: is this a 419 scam?

oh wait... no...


More like the 419 pound scam. The woman are getting farked either way.

07 Dec 2012 07:16 AM
TappingTheVein     
Africa wins again.

07 Dec 2012 07:16 AM
Tat'dGreaser     
I have a feeling these "boytoys" know exactly what they're doing

07 Dec 2012 07:17 AM
unchellmatt     

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: The Gambian woman on the right is gorgeous.

Compared, the older British lady looks like a mutant albino....wtf? Letting yourself go is a personal choice, but fark, spend that vaca cash on plastic surgery, a personal trainer and a makeover and you'll have opportunities to be in a relationship back home.


Came here to say basically the same thing. That woman on the left is just strikingly beautiful. The Brit woman... All I can think of is the movie "Weird Science".

"Hey you guys! How you doin'? *fart!*gloop!*"

"That's nasty, Will."

"That's a Chet, Gary."

07 Dec 2012 07:17 AM
RatMaster999     
Oh sure, now that they aren't a colony, they want get back in bed with the Brits...

07 Dec 2012 07:19 AM
Cold_Sassy     

Walker: AIDS


Yes, please pick a country where AIDS is epidemic and have a ball!!

/Carry on

07 Dec 2012 07:21 AM
Shirley Ujest     

Cold_Sassy: Walker: AIDS

Yes, please pick a country where AIDS is epidemic and have a ball!!

/Carry on


Have two balls!

07 Dec 2012 07:23 AM
steerforth     
Sorry guys, but strong, powerful, wealthy women are always going to choose a younger, fitter, slimmer man over any guy over 30 who has a scrotum heading southwards.

It's a matter of thousands of years of evolution and is just part of our nature. Women get to choose younger, more nubile mates. Men get to put up with it. It's survival of the fittest and it doesn't matter how much political correctness you throw at it - it's nature.

07 Dec 2012 07:24 AM
untaken_name     
I'm sure disability payments were intended to pay for multiple sex trips to Africa. Sounds legit.

07 Dec 2012 07:24 AM
The Face Of Oblivion     
Attention old fat broads: AIDS is not a reasonable weight loss plan, despite what Cosmo says. However, supporting a man with no job prospects is probably old hat by this point.

07 Dec 2012 07:24 AM
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