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   College student claims her roommate poisoned her ice tea with bleach after argument over dishes, but the roommate says her accusations are baseless

07 Dec 2012 06:51 AM   |   5583 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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cheap_thoughts     
I see what you.did there.

07 Dec 2012 06:51 AM
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DysphoricMania     

cheap_thoughts: I see what you.did there.


ditto

You magnificent bastard....

07 Dec 2012 06:53 AM
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sexorcisst     
That's All?

07 Dec 2012 06:57 AM
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curriemaster     
Wow, Bonkowski really chubbed out during college.

Hehe...bonkowski...

07 Dec 2012 06:58 AM
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Wulfman     
Declining to comment:
www.bloodygoodhorror.com

07 Dec 2012 06:59 AM
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Just another Heartland Weirdass     
Does she have a clean record?

07 Dec 2012 07:08 AM
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Thingster     
This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

07 Dec 2012 07:13 AM
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hershy799     

curriemaster: Wow, Bonkowski really chubbed out during college.

Hehe...bonkowski...


I'd still bonk it.

Also, great headline, submitter!

07 Dec 2012 07:13 AM
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kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Does she have a clean record?


She has a clean GI tract. Sterile, even.

07 Dec 2012 07:16 AM
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DerAppie     

Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.


Drt entire fa but there was a picture of an orange person so I'm not surprised the people involved are stupid enough to put bleach in a drink/not notice bleach in a drink

07 Dec 2012 07:20 AM
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Just another Heartland Weirdass     

DerAppie: Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

Drt entire fa but there was a picture of an orange person so I'm not surprised the people involved are stupid enough to put bleach in a drink/not notice bleach in a drink


For sure. Ida weng with Nevermind.

07 Dec 2012 07:27 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
maybe orange people = long term Tang poisonation

07 Dec 2012 07:30 AM
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Kibbler     
Ice tea what you did there

07 Dec 2012 07:33 AM
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No Time To Explain     
Subby, you glorious nerdy basterd

I call shenanigans, as mentioned by Thingster, the bleach would smell up the drink something fierce, either "derp, out got sick so she maybe poisoned me" or some other substance

/I vote the former, roomies get crazy dumb and pull assumptions out of their ass

07 Dec 2012 07:39 AM
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Djkb     
JERRY: By the time I'm through with her mouth, she'll be able to eat off it. Is it safe to drink bleach if you dilute it?

GEORGE: No, stings the throat.

07 Dec 2012 07:40 AM
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PirateKing     
But you asked for a white tea!

07 Dec 2012 07:49 AM
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MythDragon     
Stories like this make the color drain from my face.

/I tried.

07 Dec 2012 07:50 AM
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marius2    [TotalFark]  
I really, really, really hope I don't end up in a shared dorm when I go to grad school. I thought I had already lived through my living with strangers you hate phase of my life.

07 Dec 2012 07:53 AM
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
That's iced tea for all intensive purposes.

07 Dec 2012 07:55 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
www.postertrip.com

07 Dec 2012 07:57 AM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
+eleventy

07 Dec 2012 08:02 AM
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Caffienatedjedi     
I really don't see the problem

media.tumblr.com
Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.

07 Dec 2012 08:10 AM
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TheSwizz     
It's the freshmen 15, not the freshman 15².

07 Dec 2012 08:25 AM
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dripping with sarcasm    [TotalFark]  
I guess that's one way to neutralize acidic remarks.

07 Dec 2012 08:41 AM
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HindiDiscoMonster     

marius2: I really, really, really hope I don't end up in a shared dorm when I go to grad school. I thought I had already lived through my living with strangers you hate phase of my life.


3.bp.blogspot.com
You never know... you might get a cool roommate too...

/Possible but not probable

07 Dec 2012 08:44 AM
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beerrun     

dripping with sarcasm: I guess that's one way to neutralize acidic caustic remarks.


ftfy

07 Dec 2012 09:08 AM
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JackieRabbit     
Obviously, she hates feminists.

07 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
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ChrisDe     

Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.


Per the school paper, it was "sprayed" into the drink. That makes me believe it was a very small amount, like spritzing a spray cleaner that contained bleach into the drink.

07 Dec 2012 09:30 AM
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Galloping Galoshes     

Djkb: JERRY: By the time I'm through with her mouth, she'll be able to eat off it. Is it safe to drink bleach if you dilute it?

GEORGE: No, stings the throat.


Yes, commonly used as a way to purify water. Very dilute, though.

07 Dec 2012 09:31 AM
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CtrlAltDestroy     

Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.


You're forgetting that people are farking stupid 

/Their bottle is oval now instead of round.

07 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
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doczoidberg     
I hate people who just leave a pile of dishes in the sink all of the time.

My girlfriend has a tenancy to do that.

I wish I still lived alone.

07 Dec 2012 10:00 AM
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Thingster     

ChrisDe: Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

Per the school paper, it was "sprayed" into the drink. That makes me believe it was a very small amount, like spritzing a spray cleaner that contained bleach into the drink.


And that makes it that much more likely this is just biatches instead of an actual poisoning case (or poor reporting using bleach to refer to something other than sodium/calcium hypochlorite).

You can drink some pretty obviously bleached water with no I'll effects, think about swimming pool water.

07 Dec 2012 10:04 AM
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Rowena    [TotalFark]  
+1

07 Dec 2012 10:23 AM
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kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  
Wow, good thing I never had a roommate like that, some people are just farked up.

07 Dec 2012 10:25 AM
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StevieKo     
Iced Tea

07 Dec 2012 10:32 AM
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Thingster     
Though I could see this going down:
If you don't help I'll pour bleach in your tea!
Oh yeah?!
Yeah!
Try me!
*glug*
*shocked face* oh yeah, well I'll show you! *gulp*

07 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
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SwingDancer     
Meh. it was intent to poison as she flubbed it by using bleach which is not poisoness.Although the general public believes it is. It will turn your poop into milkshake for a few days if you don't gag over the taste.


worked for clorox for 10 years, I thought it was deadly going in as well. Saw someone drink a shot glass full of the stuff once.

07 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
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Valiente     
www.oocities.org

07 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
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Space Dog     
Did a Google search for "bleach base". Very strange results.

07 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
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digitalrain     

cheap_thoughts: I see what you.did there.

Ph

...bbbbbbt.

I got nuthin'.

/ All your base...

07 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
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Boondock3806     
tea bleach

07 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
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BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
binaryapi.ap.org

07 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
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Boondock3806     
Apparently repeated "less-than" symbols end your post. Rightfully so, perhaps. To re-word:

Tea bleach sucks way more than eye bleach.

/should have just stayed home

07 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
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hershy799     

doczoidberg: I hate people who just leave a pile of dishes in the sink all of the time.

My girlfriend has a tenancy to do that.

I wish I still lived alone.


Is the sex really that great? Otherwise, dump her ass. I mean, women are supposed to be doing YOUR dishes, for God's sake!

/Why yes, I'm single, why do you ask?

07 Dec 2012 08:41 PM
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phartman     
But if she'd put in her douche would she have come clean?

08 Dec 2012 02:14 AM
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