I see what you.did there.

cheap_thoughts: I see what you.did there.

ditto

You magnificent bastard....

That's All?

Wow, Bonkowski really chubbed out during college.

Hehe...bonkowski...

Declining to comment:

Does she have a clean record?

This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

curriemaster: Wow, Bonkowski really chubbed out during college.

Hehe...bonkowski...

I'd still bonk it.

Also, great headline, submitter!

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Does she have a clean record?

She has a clean GI tract. Sterile, even.

Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

Drt entire fa but there was a picture of an orange person so I'm not surprised the people involved are stupid enough to put bleach in a drink/not notice bleach in a drink

DerAppie: Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

Drt entire fa but there was a picture of an orange person so I'm not surprised the people involved are stupid enough to put bleach in a drink/not notice bleach in a drink

For sure. Ida weng with Nevermind.

maybe orange people = long term Tang poisonation

Ice tea what you did there

Subby, you glorious nerdy basterd

I call shenanigans, as mentioned by Thingster, the bleach would smell up the drink something fierce, either "derp, out got sick so she maybe poisoned me" or some other substance

/I vote the former, roomies get crazy dumb and pull assumptions out of their ass

JERRY: By the time I'm through with her mouth, she'll be able to eat off it. Is it safe to drink bleach if you dilute it?

GEORGE: No, stings the throat.

But you asked for a white tea!

Stories like this make the color drain from my face.

/I tried.

I really, really, really hope I don't end up in a shared dorm when I go to grad school. I thought I had already lived through my living with strangers you hate phase of my life.

That's iced tea for all intensive purposes.

+eleventy

I really don't see the problem


Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.

It's the freshmen 15, not the freshman 15².

I guess that's one way to neutralize acidic remarks.

marius2: I really, really, really hope I don't end up in a shared dorm when I go to grad school. I thought I had already lived through my living with strangers you hate phase of my life.


You never know... you might get a cool roommate too...

/Possible but not probable

dripping with sarcasm: I guess that's one way to neutralize acidic caustic remarks.

ftfy

Obviously, she hates feminists.

Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

Per the school paper, it was "sprayed" into the drink. That makes me believe it was a very small amount, like spritzing a spray cleaner that contained bleach into the drink.

Djkb: JERRY: By the time I'm through with her mouth, she'll be able to eat off it. Is it safe to drink bleach if you dilute it?

GEORGE: No, stings the throat.

Yes, commonly used as a way to purify water. Very dilute, though.

Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

You're forgetting that people are farking stupid 

/Their bottle is oval now instead of round.

I hate people who just leave a pile of dishes in the sink all of the time.

My girlfriend has a tenancy to do that.

I wish I still lived alone.

ChrisDe: Thingster: This, more than figuratively, doesn't pass the smell test.

The bleach smell from enough in a drink to actually make you sick would be overwhelming.

Either another chemical is being called bleach, or the roommate is dumb enough that I'm not really feeling sympathetic.

Per the school paper, it was "sprayed" into the drink. That makes me believe it was a very small amount, like spritzing a spray cleaner that contained bleach into the drink.

And that makes it that much more likely this is just biatches instead of an actual poisoning case (or poor reporting using bleach to refer to something other than sodium/calcium hypochlorite).

You can drink some pretty obviously bleached water with no I'll effects, think about swimming pool water.

+1

Wow, good thing I never had a roommate like that, some people are just farked up.

Iced Tea

Though I could see this going down:
If you don't help I'll pour bleach in your tea!
Oh yeah?!
Yeah!
Try me!
*glug*
*shocked face* oh yeah, well I'll show you! *gulp*

Meh. it was intent to poison as she flubbed it by using bleach which is not poisoness.Although the general public believes it is. It will turn your poop into milkshake for a few days if you don't gag over the taste.


worked for clorox for 10 years, I thought it was deadly going in as well. Saw someone drink a shot glass full of the stuff once.

Did a Google search for "bleach base". Very strange results.

cheap_thoughts: I see what you.did there.

Ph...bbbbbbt.

I got nuthin'.

/ All your base...

tea bleach

Apparently repeated "less-than" symbols end your post. Rightfully so, perhaps. To re-word:

Tea bleach sucks way more than eye bleach.

/should have just stayed home

doczoidberg: I hate people who just leave a pile of dishes in the sink all of the time.

My girlfriend has a tenancy to do that.

I wish I still lived alone.

Is the sex really that great? Otherwise, dump her ass. I mean, women are supposed to be doing YOUR dishes, for God's sake!

/Why yes, I'm single, why do you ask?

But if she'd put in her douche would she have come clean?