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   Firefighter attacked pre-op transsexual model girlfriend by slamming her into phone booth and dragging her by her hair. That's crazy. Where are there still phone booths?

07 Dec 2012 09:13 AM   |   12138 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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BarkingUnicorn     
This story has it ALL! Five stars!

"Murphy allegedly slammed his date into a phone booth and dragged her down the sidewalk by the hair before the pair dashed back to their room in separate cabs.

"There, they eventually kissed and made up, prosecutors admitted."

The Aristocrats!

07 Dec 2012 12:22 AM
MisterTweak    [TotalFark]  
I am humbled by their epic shenanigans.

07 Dec 2012 01:57 AM
Cythraul     
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You know you'd sexy-time that. After the operation, that is.

07 Dec 2012 08:23 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

07 Dec 2012 09:17 AM
FirstDennis     
Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

07 Dec 2012 09:18 AM
JackieRabbit     
Where are there still phone booths?


Metropolis

07 Dec 2012 09:18 AM
brilett     
Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.

07 Dec 2012 09:19 AM
VonEvilstein     

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


No. No we should not. Do you have any other questions?

07 Dec 2012 09:19 AM
skankboy     

brilett: Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.


Like a non-tranny?

07 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
rev. dave     

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


I think all transexuals who have male parts are referred to as female. She, her...etc as a courtesy.

07 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
Father_Jack     

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


you address the individual by the gender theyre striving for or living as, irrespective of the plumbing.

this person works as an escort? wow.

comon farkers, find a link to the profile.

07 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
littlett's     

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


Looks WAY more she than he. I guess they could say it.

07 Dec 2012 09:21 AM
abfalter     
Yeah, I'd be all over that up until I saw her penis.

07 Dec 2012 09:22 AM
brimed03     

brilett: Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.


Speaking like Yoda you are.

Cool with me that is.

07 Dec 2012 09:23 AM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  
I'm so confused. So the firefighter is bisexual and has a thing for transsexuals. The girlfriend is still male (still has a penis) but is preparing for gender reassignment? I think that's right. Strange indeed.

07 Dec 2012 09:24 AM
JackieRabbit     

Cythraul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x554]

You know you'd sexy-time that. After the operation, that is.


"Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"

07 Dec 2012 09:25 AM
IamAwake     
she seems to have put a tremendous amount of (successful) work into her appearance...why does she still have a dick? Does it make her more exotic and thus she gets higher rates for johns?

//confused
//in more than one way

07 Dec 2012 09:25 AM
protectyourlimbs     
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07 Dec 2012 09:26 AM
natas6.0     
came her for pics of grrls

leaving more confused than when I arrived

07 Dec 2012 09:27 AM
Wise_Guy     
He met her in a club down in old Soho...

07 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
HAMMERTOE     

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.

07 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
brilett     

brimed03: brilett: Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.

Speaking like Yoda you are.

Cool with me that is.


No complaints have I for crackers eating in bed, she does!

Now or in the future - should what's under her bikini change. Lovely woman is she. Most fapping boys here would do the same - if have them she would deign. Just embarrassed what the other little boys say would. Sad is that.

07 Dec 2012 09:29 AM
WhippingBoy     

HAMMERTOE: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.


And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow? That would actually throw me off more than a penis would.

07 Dec 2012 09:30 AM
The sound of one hand clapping     
The whole thing is just one horribly abusive relationship. Ultimately, the guy sounds like a coward. If it's true that she has been 'professionally' cheating on him as an escort and that she has a habit of antagonizing him, he really should just walk away from the relationship. The solution is not to try and beat sense into her.

I actually read the headline and assumed that it was going to be the typical story of, guy dates good looking girl, guy goes to sleep with girl, guy finds out girl has a penis, guy gets mad and attacks. I was actually surprised that it's not the case. Most of these usually seem to be a meat head who picks up a transsexual by accident and then beats the crap out of her when he finds out.

07 Dec 2012 09:30 AM
WhippingBoy     

brilett: brimed03: brilett: Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.

Speaking like Yoda you are.

Cool with me that is.

No complaints have I for crackers eating in bed, she does!

Now or in the future - should what's under her bikini change. Lovely woman is she. Most fapping boys here would do the same - if have them she would deign. Just embarrassed what the other little boys say would. Sad is that.


Wow, that's terrible. How does one screw up a *Yoda* impression???

07 Dec 2012 09:31 AM
Millennium     

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


Current standards of courtesy indicate using the gender one is transitioning to, even in pre-op cases.

07 Dec 2012 09:31 AM
littlett's     

IamAwake: she seems to have put a tremendous amount of (successful) work into her appearance...why does she still have a dick? Does it make her more exotic and thus she gets higher rates for johns?


Beats me, but in a little bikini like she has on in the photo she can't be packing too much down there.

07 Dec 2012 09:31 AM
TrainingWheelsNeeded     
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Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.

07 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
littlett's     

WhippingBoy: And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow?


Hormone treatments and laser hair removal.

07 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
Nurglitch     
Speak like Yoda thread this is?

07 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
Frizbeedog     
'Ultimately he pinned her down on the bed... all 240 pounds of her on top of her, into her, until she felt like she was literally engulfed by the bed.' 

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07 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
WhippingBoy     

littlett's: WhippingBoy: And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow?

Hormone treatments and laser hair removal.


Ahh, then we're good to go!

07 Dec 2012 09:34 AM
zez     
'Ultimately he pinned her down on the bed... all 240 pounds of her on top of her, into her, until she felt like she was literally engulfed by the bed.'


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07 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
iron_city_ap     

littlett's: IamAwake: she seems to have put a tremendous amount of (successful) work into her appearance...why does she still have a dick? Does it make her more exotic and thus she gets higher rates for johns?

Beats me, but in a little bikini like she has on in the photo she can't be packing too much down there.


I think they are required to go through alot of counseling and psychoanalis (sp) to be as close to 100% sure its the right thing to do, before they break out the hedge trimmers.

07 Dec 2012 09:37 AM
Holocaust Agnostic     

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


There isn't a consistent rule on this.

07 Dec 2012 09:37 AM
jmr61     

VonEvilstein: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

No. No we should not. Do you have any other questions?


You say potato. I say it's male if it has a dick.

07 Dec 2012 09:38 AM
MooseUpNorth     
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Hello Boys and Girls. It is I, Grover, you're lovable social norms commentator. Today, we're going to learn about 'inclusive' and 'exclusive'.

Father_Jack: you address the individual by the gender theyre striving for or living as, irrespective of the plumbing.


Inclusive. :-)

HAMMERTOE: Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery.


Exclusive. :-(

brilett: Lovely woman is she.


Inclusive. :-)

WhippingBoy: And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow?


Exclusive. :-(

07 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
Basily Gourt     
I would do a shemale if my brain is convinced that she is a girl with a dick, and not a guy with tits.

This one qualifies as the former. That is one stunning human being.

I would simply push the equipment aside, and plow on through.

/of course, I would have to kill her afterwards. No witnesses, ect.

07 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
WhippingBoy     

MooseUpNorth: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x223]

Hello Boys and Girls. It is I, Grover, you're lovable social norms commentator. Today, we're going to learn about 'inclusive' and 'exclusive'.

Father_Jack: you address the individual by the gender theyre striving for or living as, irrespective of the plumbing.

Inclusive. :-)

HAMMERTOE: Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery.

Exclusive. :-(

brilett: Lovely woman is she.

Inclusive. :-)

WhippingBoy: And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow?

Exclusive. :-(


I think you missed the point: I don't give a flying fark. Take your social norms and cram it with walnuts.

07 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
sudo give me more cowbell     
Boy -sure am glad the article established that she was "pre-op"
because when I'm reading a story about a guy physically assaulting a woman, or anyone really, the most important piece of information I need to know is exactly what kind of plumbing this person uses to urinate with.

I mean, without that, how could one even make sense of this article?

07 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
The Jami Turman Fan Club     

HAMMERTOE: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.


You are aware there are females that are born XY, yes?

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She's XY. No surgery, no tricks, no boy parts. And yet, she's XY.

Biology's a little more complicated than you seem to think.

07 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
JokerMattly     

iron_city_ap: I think they are required to go through alot of counseling and psychoanalis (sp) to be as close to 100% sure its the right thing to do, before they break out the hedge trimmers.


Hehe, you said anal.

07 Dec 2012 09:41 AM
Theaetetus     

jmr61: VonEvilstein: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

No. No we should not. Do you have any other questions?

You say potato. I say it's male if it has a dick.


... so we call you "potato"?

07 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
Cythraul     

jmr61: VonEvilstein: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

No. No we should not. Do you have any other questions?

You say potato. I say it's male if it has a dick.


So you prefer your transsexuals post-op, then?

07 Dec 2012 09:43 AM
MooseUpNorth     

WhippingBoy: I think you missed the point:


No, I don't think I did.

07 Dec 2012 09:43 AM
WhippingBoy     

sudo give me more cowbell: Boy -sure am glad the article established that she was "pre-op"
because when I'm reading a story about a guy physically assaulting a woman, or anyone really, the most important piece of information I need to know is exactly what kind of plumbing this person uses to urinate with.

I mean, without that, how could one even make sense of this article?


You know, if you look at most articles hard, you can almost always find something to be offended about.
Strange that you'd pick this particular one. Look on the bright side: at least you can point this out to all and sundry, and therefore subtly promote your agenda.

07 Dec 2012 09:43 AM
Lundyn     
Looks at pictures...hhmm. Reads article...sigh.

07 Dec 2012 09:44 AM
WhippingBoy     

MooseUpNorth: WhippingBoy: I think you missed the point:

No, I don't think I did.


Oh. Well then you wasted valuable seconds posting your comment...

07 Dec 2012 09:44 AM
Carth     

TrainingWheelsNeeded: [i11.photobucket.com image 75x104]

Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.


So in your opinion people born with only lady parts but that have a Y chromosome are really men? Do you propose genetic testing on every women so you can be sure they aren't really a man?

07 Dec 2012 09:44 AM
Sass-O-Rev    [TotalFark]  

WhippingBoy: brilett: brimed03: brilett: Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.

Speaking like Yoda you are.

Cool with me that is.

No complaints have I for crackers eating in bed, she does!

Now or in the future - should what's under her bikini change. Lovely woman is she. Most fapping boys here would do the same - if have them she would deign. Just embarrassed what the other little boys say would. Sad is that.

Wow, that's terrible. How does one screw up a *Yoda* impression???


I believe we've just met Meow Said the Dog's new alt.

/miss MSTD.

07 Dec 2012 09:45 AM
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