Are they certain it wasn't a centaur, or perhaps a minotaur? What about a hippocampi?

A qilin, of course. A kirin would just be silly.

So how did they go extinct? They ate them all during the famine in the 90s?

Snarfangel: Are they certain it wasn't a centaur, or perhaps a minotaur? What about a hippocampi?

Could have been a griffin, you never know with these things.

Completely serious! Not a mother-in-law joke.

I just love how this crackpot dictatorships think that just because they can make a cowed and terrified populace believe anything they want, the rest of the world won't laugh in their face when they try to make these rediculous claims. They're like that pathologically lieing kid on the playground that insists he has a Babe Ruth rookie card but refuses to ever bring it to school or let anyone come over and see it.

Snarfangel: Are they certain it wasn't a centaur, or perhaps a minotaur? What about a hippocampi?

lulz

So... it's a cow with mange and maybe some form of shingles?

Chasing that tourist money.

Jeez..I was hoping for better things from this fat slob.
his people are getting shorter due to malnutrition
nationalized haircuts
We used to laugh in the skif in the south when my pal pointed out that all the bark from the trees had been taken off to eat due to famine.
it's almost as bad as detroit

LewDux: [media.tumblr.com image 200x151]

It's a Leopluradon Charlie.

/lulz
//srashies

Snarfangel: Are they certain it wasn't a centaur, or perhaps a minotaur? What about a hippocampi?

IrateShadow: So... it's a cow with mange and maybe some form of shingles?

Maybe a cultural memory preserved via oral tradition of some neolithic beast that was hunted to extinction like a mammoth, giant ground sloth, or subby's mom.

bred for it's skills in magic..

cgraves67: Maybe a cultural memory preserved via oral tradition of some neolithic beast that was hunted to extinction like a mammoth, giant ground sloth, or subby's mom.

Maybe it's some kind of cow harlequin baby.

Just as I suspected.

Sybarite: A qilin, of course. A kirin would just be silly.

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Thanks. Now I know what that thing sitting on my lamp table is called.



Qilin.

And I found out that a fark link is really not 1 but 2 farking autoplay videos!

Kim Jong Un: "He has the head of a camel, the neck of a crocodile..."

Sixiang Wang: "It sounds rather strange."

Kim Jong Un:: "He's both a fish and a mammal, And I hope he'll never change"

So that's what happened to Discord!

It's a nice old lady.

 

There are a few more examples of humans growing horns on their heads. What makes you think it couldn't happen to horse?

That's what they said about the coelacanth.

Sarge: So unless anybody has any more mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're gonna stick with: the Warthog. How about it, Grif?
Grif: No, sir. No more suggestions.
Sarge: Are you sure? How 'bout Big Foot?
Grif: It's okay.
Sarge: Unicorn?
Grif: No, really. I'm... I'm cool.
Sarge: Sasquatch?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help, man.
Sarge: Phoenix?
Grif: [sigh] [muttering] Christ.
Sarge: Hey Simmons! What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.
Simmons: Uh, that would be the Chupacabra, sir.
Sarge: Hey Grif! Chupathingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

Wow, not 1 but 2 autoplay videos on the page. At the same time too.

To put it in context:

North Korea's state media is renowned for making bold claims, especially when it comes to embellishing the personality cults of the ruling Kim dynasty.

The late Kim Jong-Il, who died a year ago, reportedly carded a 38-under par in his maiden round of golf, striking between five and 11 holes-in-one depending on various accounts of the feat.

Maybe after being burned by The Onion a few times they've started their own?

Wait, they're NOT unicorns? What the hell have I been eating this whole time?

Just further proof that Best Korea is best for a reason.

"The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with the legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom," remarked internationally-renowned North Korean archaeologist Lisa Frank.

Their first tipoff that it wasn't a unicorn was that Enya didn't fall out when it opened its mouth.

/"ha ha, Pfom!!, you read GWS, LOSER!"

Sounds like North Korea has their own Al Gore.

udhq: "The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with the legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom," remarked internationally-renowned North Korean archaeologist Lisa Frank.

???

Sarge-Hey simmons, whats the name of that mexican lizard, eats all the goats?
Simmons-Uhh, I believe you are thinking of the chupacabra sir
Sarge-Hey grif...chupathingy...i like it, it has a ring to it

Burr:

Mega Steve:

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP MAKING UP ANIMALS?!

The legend says that the kirin appears when a great leader arises. That's all this is about.

ChewbaccaJones: Sixiang Wang

?

Trogdor, burning ting the peasants

I_C_Weener: That's what they said about the coelacanth.

And they kept saying it, until someone produced an actual Coelacanth.

What did it drop?

StrangeQ: I just love how this crackpot dictatorships think that just because they can make a cowed and terrified populace believe anything they want, the rest of the world won't laugh in their face when they try to make these rediculous claims. They're like that pathologically lieing kid on the playground that insists he has a Babe Ruth rookie card but refuses to ever bring it to school or let anyone come over and see it.

I totally do. In fact, I have 5. You just want me to bring them so you can steal them.

Jerk. I'm not inviting you to my birthday either. And I'm gonna have unicorn dragon rides too. Even if you come , I'm not going to let you ride any.

If only it was some sort of Korean speaking, unicorn-dragon. With rainbow stripes. That would be trippy.

Prussian_Roulette: If only it was some sort of Korean speaking, unicorn-dragon. With rainbow stripes. That would be trippy.


"어, 나도 들었어. 뭐야, 하나도 재미없잖아"

MythDragon: Prussian_Roulette: If only it was some sort of Korean speaking, unicorn-dragon. With rainbow stripes. That would be trippy.

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"어, 나도 들었어. 뭐야, 하나도 재미없잖아"

You can't even see the baby bump in that picture.

How the hell do you get an out-of-wedlock pregnancy into a kids' show anyway?

SavageWombat: How the hell do you get an out-of-wedlock pregnancy into a kids' show anyway?

That's a kids show??

IrateShadow: So... it's a cow with mange and maybe some form of shingles?

Mama-san Fortuna does good work.

They've probably sealed it away to keep the illegitimate ruler on the throne.