Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Some people are just messed up.

That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

So? Everybody does that.

Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.

Slaxl: Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.

Hah! That'd be my guess as well.

Apart from everything else disturbing about this story, that chick has a bigger gut than her dad.

What the hell?

-- Says they're from connecticut, there are no Seahawks fans in connecticut. That jersey style was sold I believe 2006-2010. Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.
-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)

Sayers (seen here with his child) stands accused of impregnating his daughter, filming his daughter have sex with her then girlfriend and selling the footage without the other woman's consent, according to authorities.


gotta sign a waiver

Oh Connecticut.

And, America, we're done here.

Just because you made a pornographic movie doesn't mean you are a "porn star."

How babby end up with flippers instead of feet?

Like THIS.

I like the Smurfs "Big Papa" t-shirt...

Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

You should know, since you live south of them.

Apparently inbreeding leads to sasquatch babies.

How'd these two make it north of the Mason-Dixon line?

I just feel so sad for the kid.

I know I know, it's Fark so fire away.

Talk about daddy issues.

Anyone find their flick on Motherless?

Generation_D: -- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)

Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?

Is she actually his biological daughter or adopted daughter?

Why bother blurring the babies face. I know legally minors need protecting but every baby looks exactly the same.

I recognize you....you're the conneticut porn incest baby.

I love the Smurfs shirt.

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

Intrigued.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

lulz

Please let him get sterilized, and her as well.
That kid is DOOMED.

/smh

I see the family tree just goes straight up here.

nope nope nope nope nope

And wtf are you feed your baby there? beef jerky and cheetos?

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. A sign read:

"Bread in captivity."

Dammit!
Why did he have to wear a Seahawks jersey in that photo?

Generation_D: Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.

That would make sense, Branch was a very popular player in the New England area.

/there's an incest/trollhawks joke in there somewhere

Maybe the child has a future in the fetish market, what with the possibility of having 6 toes and all.

wildcardjack: Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?

It's Friday, December 7, 2012, you're asking this of someone in the state of Washington... I think we can make some educated guesses here.

They should be able to get married.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

Looks like the child has slapped into a Slim Jim.

If she's a porn star, then I am an astronaut.

/We all aspire to be something.

Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

if he was truly from the south, that would be sweet tea in his hand instead of fancy coffee

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

That's not his face, He's showing his motorboating skills. He wants to turn the family into a threesome

She looks like Carrie Fisher. That Leia and her constant incest.

She's OK looking, but there's no hiding the crazy there.

/not even once

IamAwake: Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

That's why this isn't a dog bites man story and has actual press coverage.

This awfully sounds like a CSI: Las Vegas episode.

/sips beer

I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

Clutch2013: She's OK looking

o.O

/I mean, I'm a straight chick, but, gross.

Could be worse...