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   I'll see your mother-daughter porn stars who don't actually touch each other, and raise you the father-daughter porn stars who had a baby together

07 Dec 2012 10:43 AM   |   27741 clicks   |   New York Daily News
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Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

07 Dec 2012 08:13 AM
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MmmmBacon    [TotalFark]  
Some people are just messed up.

07 Dec 2012 08:17 AM
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AbbeySomeone     
That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

07 Dec 2012 08:24 AM
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Cythraul     
Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

07 Dec 2012 08:29 AM
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djkutch    [TotalFark]  
I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

So? Everybody does that.

Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

07 Dec 2012 08:52 AM
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Slaxl    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.


So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.

07 Dec 2012 08:57 AM
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Cythraul     

Slaxl: Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.


Hah! That'd be my guess as well.

07 Dec 2012 09:01 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Apart from everything else disturbing about this story, that chick has a bigger gut than her dad.

07 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
assets.nydailynews.com

What the hell?

-- Says they're from connecticut, there are no Seahawks fans in connecticut. That jersey style was sold I believe 2006-2010. Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.
-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)

07 Dec 2012 10:03 AM
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
Sayers (seen here with his child) stands accused of impregnating his daughter, filming his daughter have sex with her then girlfriend and selling the footage without the other woman's consent, according to authorities.


gotta sign a waiver

07 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
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Makh    [TotalFark]  
Oh Connecticut.

07 Dec 2012 10:28 AM
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Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     
And, America, we're done here.

07 Dec 2012 10:45 AM
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Glitchwerks     
Just because you made a pornographic movie doesn't mean you are a "porn star."

07 Dec 2012 10:45 AM
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unclemongo     
How babby end up with flippers instead of feet?

Like THIS.

07 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
I like the Smurfs "Big Papa" t-shirt...

07 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
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calm like a bomb     

Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.


You should know, since you live south of them.

07 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
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jennyz     
Apparently inbreeding leads to sasquatch babies.

07 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
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ha-ha-guy     
How'd these two make it north of the Mason-Dixon line?

07 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
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AgentBang     
I just feel so sad for the kid.

I know I know, it's Fark so fire away.

07 Dec 2012 10:48 AM
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Psycoholic_Slag     
Talk about daddy issues.

07 Dec 2012 10:48 AM
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Muta     
Anyone find their flick on Motherless?

07 Dec 2012 10:48 AM
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wildcardjack     

Generation_D: -- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)


Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?

Is she actually his biological daughter or adopted daughter?

latimesblogs.latimes.com

07 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
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ScouserDuck     
Why bother blurring the babies face. I know legally minors need protecting but every baby looks exactly the same.

I recognize you....you're the conneticut porn incest baby.

07 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
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Gunny Highway    [TotalFark]  
I love the Smurfs shirt.

07 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
www.motifake.com

07 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
assets.nydailynews.com

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

07 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
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This text is now purple     
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Intrigued.

07 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
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Lundyn    [TotalFark]  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.


lulz

07 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
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gja    [TotalFark]  
Please let him get sterilized, and her as well.
That kid is DOOMED.

/smh

07 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  
I see the family tree just goes straight up here.

07 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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MisterLoki     
nope nope nope nope nope

07 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  
And wtf are you feed your baby there? beef jerky and cheetos?

07 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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kvinesknows     

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.


I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. A sign read:

"Bread in captivity."

07 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
Dammit!
Why did he have to wear a Seahawks jersey in that photo?

Generation_D: Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.


That would make sense, Branch was a very popular player in the New England area.

/there's an incest/trollhawks joke in there somewhere

07 Dec 2012 10:53 AM
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StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
Maybe the child has a future in the fetish market, what with the possibility of having 6 toes and all.

07 Dec 2012 10:54 AM
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Super Chronic     

wildcardjack: Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?


It's Friday, December 7, 2012, you're asking this of someone in the state of Washington... I think we can make some educated guesses here.

07 Dec 2012 10:54 AM
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Holocaust Agnostic     
They should be able to get married.

07 Dec 2012 10:54 AM
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stupiddream     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.


Looks like the child has slapped into a Slim Jim.

07 Dec 2012 10:54 AM
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GCD     
If she's a porn star, then I am an astronaut.

/We all aspire to be something.

07 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
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IamAwake     

Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.


Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

07 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
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Waldo Pepper     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.


if he was truly from the south, that would be sweet tea in his hand instead of fancy coffee

07 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
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hbk72777     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.


That's not his face, He's showing his motorboating skills. He wants to turn the family into a threesome

07 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
She looks like Carrie Fisher. That Leia and her constant incest.

07 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
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Clutch2013     
She's OK looking, but there's no hiding the crazy there.

/not even once

07 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  

IamAwake: Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...


That's why this isn't a dog bites man story and has actual press coverage.

07 Dec 2012 10:57 AM
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SweetHomeNowhere     
This awfully sounds like a CSI: Las Vegas episode.

/sips beer

07 Dec 2012 10:57 AM
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Kangaroo_Ralph     
I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

alliancetube.com

07 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Clutch2013: She's OK looking


o.O

/I mean, I'm a straight chick, but, gross.

07 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

07 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
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Two16     
Could be worse...

static5.businessinsider.com

07 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
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