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07 Dec 2012 01:59 PM   |   3389 clicks   |   14 News Evansville
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
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"Just a minute, I also found out water is wet today!"

07 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
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Chinchillazilla     
Thanks, Ric.

07 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
My Virginity?

07 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
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cgraves67     
THe one time a newsflash is called for and you blow it? Nice.

07 Dec 2012 02:02 PM
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offmymeds     
I'm missing the letter "O" in my alphabet soup.

07 Dec 2012 02:02 PM
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Fark Reddit or bust     

ChipNASA: My Virginity?


No. We all know you still have that.

07 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
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sulco     
My wife stole my heart, but she's no thief.

/I'll expect to be in your pants later for that quip, baby.

07 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
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Absence of excrement is obvious.

07 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
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Mixolydian Master     
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07 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
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Nana's Vibrator    [TotalFark]  
A thief doesn't live in my freezer.

07 Dec 2012 02:05 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Fark Reddit or bust: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

No. We all know you still have that.


politicalmadness.org

/Yeah but I'm not a TFer

07 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
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Wade_Wilson     

ChipNASA: My Virginity?


Bet he won't get much for it at the pawn shop.

07 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
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THX 1138     
I doubt a thief has my mind.

07 Dec 2012 02:09 PM
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scrumpox     
The finder of lost things has been found.

07 Dec 2012 02:10 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Wade_Wilson: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

Bet he won't get much for it at the pawn shop.


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07 Dec 2012 02:12 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  

Wade_Wilson: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

Bet he won't get much for it at the pawn shop.

 

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07 Dec 2012 02:12 PM
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Threadslayer     
Everytime I watch the conclusion of a televised police chase in LA, I think "hmmm, is that my P220 that the perp just dropped?".

It's probably serving as a nice backup piece for a cop who appropriated it from the seized goods locker. Don't think I'd want it back anyway,

07 Dec 2012 02:13 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: Wade_Wilson: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

Bet he won't get much for it at the pawn shop.

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GMTA

07 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
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Fark Reddit or bust     

ChipNASA: Fark Reddit or bust: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

No. We all know you still have that.

[politicalmadness.org image 160x120]

/Yeah but I'm not a TFer


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07 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
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megarian    [TotalFark]  
They can keep my identity. Joke's on them.

07 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Fark Reddit or bust: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

No. We all know you still have that.


Just to pile on the Virginity abuse meme.

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07 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
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BeerGraduate     
Can I get some Oh?

/The World is not enough

07 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
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poorjon     
" It was such a huge haul that authorities needed an actual U-Haul to move everything. "

As opposed to an unreal U-Haul?

07 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
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Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
This may sound contrary to the mood of this thread, but whenever I think something has been stolen by some nefarious thief, it turns out to just have been misplaced.

07 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

offmymeds: I'm missing the letter "O" in my alphabet soup.


dude! i think i found them all dried out, hiding in my box of Cheerios. scariest breakfast i've had in years. this is really creepy.

Sgygus: This may sound contrary to the mood of this thread, but whenever I think something has been stolen by some nefarious thief, it turns out to just have been misplaced.


it's always in the last place you look.

07 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
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JohnCarter    [TotalFark]  
Cartilage is missing from my knee...how did that S.O.B. get that stuff??

07 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
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07 Dec 2012 03:23 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
www.aerojockey.com

07 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

aerojockey: [www.aerojockey.com image 140x105]


I see your Ric and raise you a Hasselhoff

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07 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: aerojockey: [www.aerojockey.com image 140x105]

I see your Ric and raise you a Hasselhoff

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I wanna play, too...

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07 Dec 2012 03:31 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Current Resident: ChipNASA: aerojockey: [www.aerojockey.com image 140x105]

I see your Ric and raise you a Hasselhoff

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I wanna play, too...

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And I raise you Gary Busey (with breasts)

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07 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
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nytmare     
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07 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
PWNIES!

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07 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
One more....I like this one and it also creeps me out at the same time

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07 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
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offmymeds     

KrispyKritter: offmymeds: I'm missing the letter "O" in my alphabet soup.

dude! i think i found them all dried out, hiding in my box of Cheerios. scariest breakfast i've had in years. this is really creepy.


i1136.photobucket.com

07 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
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Dingleberry Dickwad    [TotalFark]  
No, a thief doesn't likely have it. More likely a pawn shop or someone buying shiat from shady characters in back allies has it.

07 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Why do you steal all that stuff and then not sell it? Hoarding I've heard of, but stealing to hoard?

07 Dec 2012 06:05 PM
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BeerGraduate     
maybe he should have chosen his allies more carefully

/Goldeneye

07 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
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poorjon     

Gyrfalcon: Why do you steal all that stuff and then not sell it? Hoarding I've heard of, but stealing to hoard?


It happens. My wife dropped her wallet in a public restroom on a college campus a few years back and it was picked up by a woman who immediately used it for a shopping spree. The way my wife got her wallet back was, ironically, that the thief had dropped it in a restroom and someone found it and returned it. All of the wife's ID etc was still in the wallet, along with the ID of the thief. She had been using my wife's wallet as is. When the thief was caught she had about five laptops in her dorm room which she had swiped from various places on that college as well as all the stuff she'd used my wife's stolen credit cards to buy. Mental illness is not a pretty thing.

07 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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offmymeds     

ChipNASA: One more....I like this one and it also creeps me out at the same time

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08 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
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