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Arkanaut: Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?
crabsno termites: "In other news, a Bumble Bee spokesman announced that a few of its lucky customers would find a sample of their exciting new product line in special cans hitting the shelves in the near soon"
nirwana: Arkanaut: Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?Read article, then post.
Englebert Slaptyback: Great, now I want an empanada.
Gordon Bennett: Surely I am not the only one on Fark to have seen this terrible movie.[www.movieposterdb.com image 200x284]/don't bother if you haven't, it's pants.
cgraves67: Does it really count if you weren't killed by food, but rather killed and made into food?
Fark Rye For Many Whores: Rescue workers -- including four prison inmatesHow? That's nice but, how?
talulahgosh: wtf.people killing others to cook them and sell them? this isn't sweeney todd, people, it's realityJorge Todd!!
ChipNASA: Death By Stew Stew???
Englebert Slaptyback: ArkanautWhy, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?I was wondering if "empanada maker" was anything like a "pickle slicer".
darkone: They missed the one where the restaurant owner cooked his wife.
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