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   Scotland continues to show its superiority in the democratic process by refusing to let dummies stand for office. We can learn from this, folks

07 Dec 2012 01:50 PM   |   9631 clicks   |   BBC
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Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  
And subby shows his inferiority on apostrophe usage.

07 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Hey, you can learn a lot from a dummy.

07 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
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Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  

Speaker2Animals: And subby shows his inferiority on apostrophe usage.


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07 Dec 2012 01:52 PM
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Jimmysolson     
I'd hit it!

07 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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It's not Scottish if it can't craaap!

07 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
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WelldeadLink     
But did the dummy win?

07 Dec 2012 01:54 PM
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Norfolking Chance     
Subby is wrong, not only can dummies stand for office, they can be first minister in the Scottish parliament

www.thedrum.com

07 Dec 2012 01:56 PM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
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Not gonna be as big a seller as I thought.

07 Dec 2012 01:56 PM
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oryx     
I don't know. We have puppets in office.

07 Dec 2012 01:59 PM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
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Pretty cute. And a dummy, you say?

How do you do? Harold Freakstorm, esq. Millionaire-Cowboy-Astronaut and a stand in when they need a close up of a large peener in a porno shoot.

07 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Harry Freakstorm: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 304x171]

Pretty cute. And a dummy, you say?

How do you do? Harold Freakstorm, esq. Millionaire-Cowboy-Astronaut and a stand in when they need a close up of a large peener in a porno shoot.


i690.photobucket.com

07 Dec 2012 02:01 PM
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Purple_Jack     
Leaves thread disappointed after being beaten to the Alex Salmond joke.

07 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
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Now I Is!     
Pretty Scotsman:

www.weblo.com

i2.listal.com

/Take your pick
//got nothin'

07 Dec 2012 02:07 PM
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Evil High Priest     
I see this as a potential improvement in our elected officials, in terms of sheer brain power and trustworthiness.

07 Dec 2012 02:09 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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07 Dec 2012 02:10 PM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
ChipNASA

Oh poor Kwame! Why, oh why did she have to take one for Kim Catrall and go in to the huge mannequin shredder? So brave. So beautiful.

And so sad. Well, the only thing I can do is go GIS Kim Catrall. Kwame would have wanted it.

07 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

ChipNASA: [i690.photobucket.com image 500x375]


i.chzbgr.com

07 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
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Norfolking Chance     

Purple_Jack: Leaves thread disappointed after being beaten to the Alex Salmond joke.


Don't worry, the Dear Leader will make sure you are re-educated as well.

07 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: ChipNASA: [i690.photobucket.com image 500x375]

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Elmo can't believe you fap *IN* that......(well technically)

07 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
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lilbjorn    [TotalFark]  
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What a dummy running for election might look like

07 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
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Kenny B    [TotalFark]  
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07 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
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Thrakkorzog    [TotalFark]  
If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!

Link

07 Dec 2012 02:58 PM
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Lernaeus     
I think all political candidates should be put through a Jeopardy style qualification process.

Can't answer a fact-based question correctly and under stress? You're OUT.

07 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
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07 Dec 2012 03:07 PM
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hdhale     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: ChipNASA: [i690.photobucket.com image 500x375]

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Elmo would have been much better off fapping to a Real Doll modeled after a 16 year old male, just saying.

07 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
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Kozaru     
I'm in Aberdeen now on business.

///getting a kick, yadda yadda yadda

07 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
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Valiente     
Eejits!

Begbie for King!
juantadeo.files.wordpress.com

07 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
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thefoodgeek     
It would be an improvement. The mannequin is smarter than most politicians.

07 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

hdhale: Elmo would have been much better off fapping to a Real Doll modeled after a 16 year old male, just saying.


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07 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
Has anyone yet made a joke about how much smarter the mannequin is than most oliticians?

No?

Let me be the first:

Hey! We need more mannequins in government. They're smarter than most politicians.

/rimshot
//I also have a joke about a Real Doll.

07 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     

Speaker2Animals: And subby shows his inferiority on apostrophe usage.


Has the headline changed? 'Cause there is no apostrophe abuse there.

07 Dec 2012 04:07 PM
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BobDeluxe     
I did not read the article but if the past is any indicator, we don't learn shiat.

Good day.

07 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
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jigger     
What crime was committed?

07 Dec 2012 04:41 PM
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toraque    [TotalFark]  

jigger: What crime was committed?


There was an incorrect apostrophe in 'its'

/subby
//shamed
///someone post that cartoon, you know the one

07 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
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mbillips     
So, no Scottish Tea Party, then?

07 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
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ukexpat     
And yet they still deep fry Mars Bars as a light snack...

07 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
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Mouser     
No worse than Missouri electing a dead man to the Senate, I suppose.

07 Dec 2012 06:18 PM
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Gordon Bennett     
Has anyone mentioned Alex Salmond in the thread yet?

Well, nothing more to be done here then.

07 Dec 2012 06:45 PM
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Suckmaster Burstingfoam     

Mouser: No worse than Missouri electing a dead man to the Senate, I suppose.


Was that the one where the Republican lost?

08 Dec 2012 01:02 AM
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Mock26     
No true Scotsman would ever stand for this.

08 Dec 2012 01:06 AM
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BolshyGreatYarblocks     
Jeremy Bentham unavailable for comment.

08 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
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turboke     

Now I Is!: Pretty Scotsman:

[www.weblo.com image 509x640]

[i2.listal.com image 600x840]

/Take your pick
//got nothin'


What a Scottish dummy may look like:

erthstationone.files.wordpress.com

/I meant the doll

08 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
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Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  

AssAsInAssassin: Speaker2Animals: And subby shows his inferiority on apostrophe usage.

Has the headline changed? 'Cause there is no apostrophe abuse there.


Yes, it was changed. Theres a three-letter word up there. Use you're imagination.

09 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  

Mouser: No worse than Missouri electing a dead man to the Senate, I suppose.


In fairness our alternative was John Ashcroft.

10 Dec 2012 08:34 AM
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