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   Fire destroys turkey barn. I call dibs on drumsticks

07 Dec 2012 04:05 PM   |   1086 clicks   |   News 8000 La Crosse
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
Oysters please!


/mmmm... turkey oysters

07 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Well, it's all dark meat now

07 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
why didn't they just fly out?!

07 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
C-Street burned down?

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

07 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
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skinink     
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys don't fry.

07 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
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Sneakernets     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, it's all dark meat now


Done in one.

07 Dec 2012 04:07 PM
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ds_4815     
Nick, Heath and Jared should've been there sooner.

07 Dec 2012 04:08 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Sneakernets: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, it's all dark meat now

Done in one.


You were told there would be no maths

07 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
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cgraves67     
Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

07 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Best smelling fire EVAR!

07 Dec 2012 04:14 PM
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Petey4335     

blatz514: Best smelling fire EVAR!


Dear lord, turkey shiat is bad enough. Burnt turkey shiat could probably be smelled for miles

07 Dec 2012 04:18 PM
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Pair-o-Dice     
Subby, you can have those damn drumsticks. I'm a breast man.

07 Dec 2012 04:18 PM
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Super Chronic     
As god is my witness, I thought the turkeys wouldn't burn.

07 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
I don't think the drumsticks survived.

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07 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     

cgraves67: Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.


Turkeys' eyes are on the sides of their heads. What good would looking up do?

07 Dec 2012 04:23 PM
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BobDeluxe     
Any tits left?

07 Dec 2012 04:24 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Petey4335: blatz514: Best smelling fire EVAR!

Dear lord, turkey shiat is bad enough. Burnt turkey shiat could probably be smelled for miles


Oh man, to be down wind from that fire. Yessshhh.

07 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
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cgraves67     

AssAsInAssassin: cgraves67: Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

Turkeys' eyes are on the sides of their heads. What good would looking up do?


Don't ask me. Turkey farmers always say the domestic birds are so dumb they look up when it rains and drowned to death.

/and yes, I know some turkey farmers

07 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
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Sneakernets     

ChipNASA: Sneakernets: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, it's all dark meat now

Done in one.

You were told there would be no maths


And no drumsticks.

07 Dec 2012 04:31 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: AssAsInAssassin: cgraves67: Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

Turkeys' eyes are on the sides of their heads. What good would looking up do?

Don't ask me. Turkey farmers always say the domestic birds are so dumb they look up when it rains and drowned to death.

/and yes, I know some turkey farmers


Having hunted the wild ones, I gotta say they aren't the brightest either. To the degree that hunted deserves air quotes.

07 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
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Spartacus Outlaw     
Poor little poults.

07 Dec 2012 04:39 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     

Diogenes: cgraves67: AssAsInAssassin: cgraves67: Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

Turkeys' eyes are on the sides of their heads. What good would looking up do?

Don't ask me. Turkey farmers always say the domestic birds are so dumb they look up when it rains and drowned to death.

/and yes, I know some turkey farmers

Having hunted the wild ones, I gotta say they aren't the brightest either. To the degree that hunted deserves air quotes.


Turkey farmers aren't renowned for their intelligence.

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07 Dec 2012 04:39 PM
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uncleacid     
The day the gobbling died, and they were singing bye, bye.....

07 Dec 2012 05:10 PM
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Odd Bird     

uncleacid: The day the gobbling died, and they were singing bye, bye.....

The turkeys did fry

07 Dec 2012 05:26 PM
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cantsleep     

uncleacid: The day the gobbling died, and they were singing bye, bye.....


American thigh?

07 Dec 2012 05:28 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
Authorities say the barn, containing 17,000 young turkeys, is a total loss.

The owner estimates the potential loss at a half-million dollars.


Oh, the huge manatee!

07 Dec 2012 05:42 PM
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Brian The Fist     
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07 Dec 2012 05:44 PM
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artdecogecko     
Eyewitness claims, "I swear, y'all.. it's a total mystery to me."

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07 Dec 2012 10:54 PM
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