Oysters please!


/mmmm... turkey oysters

Well, it's all dark meat now

why didn't they just fly out?!

C-Street burned down?

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys don't fry.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, it's all dark meat now

Done in one.

Nick, Heath and Jared should've been there sooner.

Sneakernets: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, it's all dark meat now

Done in one.

You were told there would be no maths

Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

Best smelling fire EVAR!

blatz514: Best smelling fire EVAR!

Dear lord, turkey shiat is bad enough. Burnt turkey shiat could probably be smelled for miles

Subby, you can have those damn drumsticks. I'm a breast man.

As god is my witness, I thought the turkeys wouldn't burn.

I don't think the drumsticks survived.

cgraves67: Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

Turkeys' eyes are on the sides of their heads. What good would looking up do?

Any tits left?

Petey4335: blatz514: Best smelling fire EVAR!

Dear lord, turkey shiat is bad enough. Burnt turkey shiat could probably be smelled for miles

Oh man, to be down wind from that fire. Yessshhh.

AssAsInAssassin: cgraves67: Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

Turkeys' eyes are on the sides of their heads. What good would looking up do?

Don't ask me. Turkey farmers always say the domestic birds are so dumb they look up when it rains and drowned to death.

/and yes, I know some turkey farmers

ChipNASA: Sneakernets: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, it's all dark meat now

Done in one.

You were told there would be no maths

And no drumsticks.

cgraves67: AssAsInAssassin: cgraves67: Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

Turkeys' eyes are on the sides of their heads. What good would looking up do?

Don't ask me. Turkey farmers always say the domestic birds are so dumb they look up when it rains and drowned to death.

/and yes, I know some turkey farmers

Having hunted the wild ones, I gotta say they aren't the brightest either. To the degree that hunted deserves air quotes.

Poor little poults.

Diogenes: cgraves67: AssAsInAssassin: cgraves67: Don't worry your pretty little heads. They didn't burn to death. The fire sprinkler system kicked on then the turkeys all looked up with their beaks open. They all drowned to death.

Turkeys' eyes are on the sides of their heads. What good would looking up do?

Don't ask me. Turkey farmers always say the domestic birds are so dumb they look up when it rains and drowned to death.

/and yes, I know some turkey farmers

Having hunted the wild ones, I gotta say they aren't the brightest either. To the degree that hunted deserves air quotes.

Turkey farmers aren't renowned for their intelligence.

Link

The day the gobbling died, and they were singing bye, bye.....

uncleacid: The day the gobbling died, and they were singing bye, bye.....
The turkeys did fry

uncleacid: The day the gobbling died, and they were singing bye, bye.....

American thigh?

Authorities say the barn, containing 17,000 young turkeys, is a total loss.

The owner estimates the potential loss at a half-million dollars.

Oh, the huge manatee!

Eyewitness claims, "I swear, y'all.. it's a total mystery to me."