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07 Dec 2012 05:59 PM   |   7098 clicks   |   Inland Valley Daily Bulletin
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
Does it take place at camp? 

Bonus: cringe worthy "rap" video from the movie

07 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
Stop it, you're killing me!

Hahahaha, Seattle!

07 Dec 2012 05:07 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
If you live in Rancho Cucamonga, you deserve it anyway.

07 Dec 2012 06:01 PM
Jedekai     
People still use those? How DUMB would you be to not realize....

...oh, right, Southern California.

Nevermind, carry on.

07 Dec 2012 06:05 PM
Happy Hours     
I see your silver shining town
But I know I can't go there
Your streets run deep with poisoned wine
Your doorways crawl with fear

So I think I'll drift for old where it's at
Where the weed grows green and fine
And wrap myself around a bush
Of that bright whoa, oh, Oaxaca vine

07 Dec 2012 06:06 PM
Indubitably     
There is a peculiar mental aberration accumulated in the digital ge-age, and it is to overreact.

Thank you.

P.S. Add that to the DSM V. Word.

07 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
abhorrent1     
Guess I might care if I lived in Rancho Cucamonga. Why anyone outside of Rancho Cucamonga would care about what goes on in Rancho Cucamonga though is beyond me.

/Rancho Cucamonga

07 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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07 Dec 2012 06:20 PM
Hoopy Frood     
Didn't they used to play in the Pacific Coast League?

07 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
Mr.Hawk     
As someone who just drove through there, I am somehow not really getting a kick out of these replies.


Always pay cash people!

07 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
Indubitably     
Fourteen days.

07 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
skinink     

Mr.Hawk: As someone who just drove through there, I am somehow not really getting a kick out of these replies.


Always pay cash people!


Or the banks can just switch over to chip and pin like most everywhere else. Yes, I am aware C&P can be cracked as well, but it's more secure than the what is currently in place.

07 Dec 2012 06:28 PM
Indubitably     

skinink: Mr.Hawk: As someone who just drove through there, I am somehow not really getting a kick out of these replies.


Always pay cash people!

Or the banks can just switch over to chip and pin like most everywhere else. Yes, I am aware C&P can be cracked as well, but it's more secure than the what is currently in place.


Hey, to chip, stand down. Quit thieving. Cultivate respect. It grows...

07 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
nucular bum    [TotalFark]  
... where everyone is just plain kookamunga!

/got nuthin'

07 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
Seussie     

Indubitably: Fourteen days.


Until my birthday, and I can't wait! The whole world celebrating my origins!

07 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
Alpo 3000     
I thought this was going to be about rare birds. 

/kicks ground

07 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
Psycat     
I had a gig in Rancho Cucamonga last year and, I swear this is true, it was at a strip mall at the intersection of Jack Benny Boulevard and Rochester Avenue which I thought was a real hoot. Anybody who recalls the old Jack Benny Show remembers that the Man of a Thousand Voices, Mel Blanc, played a railroad conductor on the show who would announce "Anaheim, Bakersfield, and Cuc-A-Monga!"

07 Dec 2012 06:41 PM
ladyfortuna     

skinink: Mr.Hawk: As someone who just drove through there, I am somehow not really getting a kick out of these replies.


Always pay cash people!

Or the banks can just switch over to chip and pin like most everywhere else. Yes, I am aware C&P can be cracked as well, but it's more secure than the what is currently in place.


I hate cash. Gas (and online purchases) all go on the ol' Capital One card which has protections in case it does get skimmed or whatever - they already caught someone faking the number back in the spring after my business card was one of the ones picked up in that giant hack. They called me, asked if I was spending hundreds of dollars at Dollar General in Texas, I said hell no first I've heard about it, and they sent me a new card and I wasn't liable for any of it.

The rate isn't great, but I have been able to keep it paid off every month so it doesn't really matter. I'd be happy with C&P but it won't happen in the US till the companies are dragged kicking and screaming by Congress, I suspect.

07 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
Technopundit     
Inside the pumps? Uh, how is it possible to get away with that?

07 Dec 2012 06:48 PM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     
Cucamonga gas skimmer?!? Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?

/Both sound bad.

07 Dec 2012 06:48 PM
FlyingJ     
ladyfortuna I'd be happy with C&P but it won't happen in the US till the companies are dragged kicking and screaming by Congress, I suspect.

The Man From Credit Cards laughs @ you from behind the wheel of his Firebird, seat above the Senate

07 Dec 2012 06:54 PM
ladyfortuna     

FlyingJ: ladyfortuna I'd be happy with C&P but it won't happen in the US till the companies are dragged kicking and screaming by Congress, I suspect.

The Man From Credit Cards laughs @ you from behind the wheel of his Firebird, seat above the Senate


Oh, I'm well aware, I'm just saying that unless/until Congress makes the move, it ain't gonna happen.

07 Dec 2012 07:01 PM
fusillade762     
We're not allowed to gas skim? How am I supposed to refuel my ram scoop ion drive?

07 Dec 2012 07:01 PM
DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  

Psycat: I had a gig in Rancho Cucamonga last year and, I swear this is true, it was at a strip mall at the intersection of Jack Benny Boulevard and Rochester Avenue which I thought was a real hoot. Anybody who recalls the old Jack Benny Show remembers that the Man of a Thousand Voices, Mel Blanc, played a railroad conductor on the show who would announce "Anaheim, Bakersfield, and Cuc-A-Monga!"


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"Blanc, you say? Neva hoid of him, doc."

07 Dec 2012 07:01 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
son of a biatch bugs
i'll get ya
ya wascally wabit

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07 Dec 2012 07:12 PM
illannoyin     

DjangoStonereaver: Psycat: I had a gig in Rancho Cucamonga last year and, I swear this is true, it was at a strip mall at the intersection of Jack Benny Boulevard and Rochester Avenue which I thought was a real hoot. Anybody who recalls the old Jack Benny Show remembers that the Man of a Thousand Voices, Mel Blanc, played a railroad conductor on the show who would announce "Anaheim, Bakersfield, and Cuc-A-Monga!"

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"Blanc, you say? Neva hoid of him, doc."


You should have taken that left toin at albakoikee.

/Duck season!

07 Dec 2012 07:13 PM
wookiemonster     
Warren the Ape Rancho Cucamonga
"I'm sorry, where did your husband lose his life, again?"
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07 Dec 2012 07:16 PM
Indubitably     

Seussie: Indubitably: Fourteen days.

Until my birthday, and I can't wait! The whole world celebrating my origins!


Happy Birthday, Seussie early, and Happy End Of Baktun early, you both, early.

Early cubed.

*)

07 Dec 2012 07:25 PM
Psycat     

DjangoStonereaver: Psycat: I had a gig in Rancho Cucamonga last year and, I swear this is true, it was at a strip mall at the intersection of Jack Benny Boulevard and Rochester Avenue which I thought was a real hoot. Anybody who recalls the old Jack Benny Show remembers that the Man of a Thousand Voices, Mel Blanc, played a railroad conductor on the show who would announce "Anaheim, Bakersfield, and Cuc-A-Monga!"

[www.neatorama.com image 499x367]

"Blanc, you say? Neva hoid of him, doc."


I just saw an old Warner Brothers cartoon called "Malibu Beach Party". Jack Benny (as Jack Bunny) was the main character with Rochester (as Winchester) as his sidekick. Had a bizarre part in it with Deanna Durbin singing one of her songs...

07 Dec 2012 07:56 PM
D_Evans45     
The ghetto is slowly creeping up on that area, it already cannibalized Montclair, Ontario, and lower Upland. The upper Upland/Rancho/Claremont zone is now only barely starting to feel the heat, Id imagine they have 10-15 years before they start to get bad.

/Upland will be Pomona in 10-15 years

07 Dec 2012 07:57 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Psycat: Jack Bunny


Saw this last night.
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07 Dec 2012 07:58 PM
Seussie     

Indubitably: Happy Birthday, Seussie early, and Happy End Of Baktun early, you both, early.


Thank you! and don't worry, i'll be drunker'n a skunk come the 22nd

/and 46
//older and no wiser
///hehe!

07 Dec 2012 08:00 PM
06Wahoo     
Roger Klotz unavailable for comment.

07 Dec 2012 08:07 PM
Amos Quito     

Gyrfalcon: If you live in Rancho Cucamonga, you deserve it anyway.



I LOVE Rancho Cucamonga!

No, I've never been there, but it's just one of those towns whose name is FUN to say:

Rancho Cucamonga!

07 Dec 2012 08:18 PM
chewielouie     
What Klavan claims ya?

07 Dec 2012 08:22 PM
FizixJunkee     

D_Evans45: The ghetto is slowly creeping up on that area, it already cannibalized Montclair, Ontario, and lower Upland. The upper Upland/Rancho/Claremont zone is now only barely starting to feel the heat, Id imagine they have 10-15 years before they start to get bad.

/Upland will be Pomona in 10-15 years


Inland Empire = ghetto

07 Dec 2012 09:46 PM
D_Evans45     

FizixJunkee: D_Evans45: The ghetto is slowly creeping up on that area...

Inland Empire = ghetto



Well the IE is better than LA at least.

/Isnt sayin much though I guess

07 Dec 2012 10:01 PM
FizixJunkee     

D_Evans45: FizixJunkee: D_Evans45: The ghetto is slowly creeping up on that area...

Inland Empire = ghetto


Well the IE is better than LA at least.

/Isnt sayin much though I guess


Yeah, Brentwood sucks balls compared to San Bernardino, right?

07 Dec 2012 10:08 PM
D_Evans45     

FizixJunkee: D_Evans45: ...

Yeah, Brentwood sucks balls compared to San Bernardino, right?



Yeah because all of Los Angeles is rich as hell like Brentwood residents, right?

07 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
Crazy Lee     
What are they going to do if they catch the skimmers, huh?

Give `em thirty days down in San Ber'dino?

07 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
CaptainCliche     
I do so love when my area makes Fark. It makes me feel so tingly.

D_Evans45: FizixJunkee: D_Evans45: ...

Yeah, Brentwood sucks balls compared to San Bernardino, right?


Yeah because all of Los Angeles is rich as hell like Brentwood residents, right?


Brentwood has nothing on San Antonio Heights north of Upland. And I challenge anybody to tell the difference between Lakewood/Cerritos and Ontario/Pomona without GPS.

07 Dec 2012 10:46 PM
A Young Rory Calhoun     
Done in two.

08 Dec 2012 05:01 AM
captjc     
Warned us about the coming alien invasion:

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Later finds religion and leads the charge:

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08 Dec 2012 06:15 AM
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