Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?

epic

Geniene La'Shay Mott? Is that THE Genuine La'Shay Mott?

/accept no substitutes

I judge this man the a champion.

MrEricSir: I judge this man the a champion.

I'm cutting you off, buddy.

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?

What's the point in becoming a judge if you can't be above the law?

THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.

...and yet he texts like a tween. I thought judges were smart.

FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?

Too bad he wasn't wearing one in this pic

cause that would have been awesome.

...the aristocrats?

Pfffftt. Rookie.

To keep up with El Paso judges, you need to blackmail a defendant into giving you money and sex.

Three months after taking office.

We need more judges like this guy.

Banned on the Run: Pfffftt. Rookie.

To keep up with El Paso judges, you need to blackmail a defendant into giving you money and sex.

Three months after taking office.

correct he is also a national hero

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Here comes the Judge.

Tom Savini is a reporter now?

The_Sponge: Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

well now THAT takes me back!

Remember, judges started off as attorneys.

/done in 20?

QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111

FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?

blatz514: QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111

IF I'M A JUDGE EVERYTHING I SAY IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!11

This judge is a pussycat - read Blood Meridian.

hea hea hea hea...

If fox news is reporting on this he must have been appointed by a democrat...

If you're going to do it... by God, DO IT RIGHT.

/and oh yeah, he sure seems to be!

doczoidberg: Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?

He loves his job, that's for sure.

Damn I shoulda gone to law school

odinsposse: blatz514: QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111

IF I'M A JUDGE EVERYTHING I SAY IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!11

I know a lady that will email everything in caps and put it in 16 point font.

/I hate her.

Any man that can pull off that tie is ok in my book.

I think he's stolen Aaron Neville's birthmark.

What is all the outrage about? Isn't this why we have judicial privilege in the first place?

Counsel The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Judge Have you anything to say in your defense?

Judge Kilbraken I haven't had any for weeks.

Judge Oh no? What about that little number you've got tucked away in Belsize Park?

Judge Kilbraken Oh, I never!

Judge Oh no. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Judge Kilbraken All right then what about 8a Woodford Square?

Judge You say anything about that and I'll do you for treason.

Counsel M'lud if we could continue ...

Judge Kilbraken He's got a Chinese bit there.

Judge No, that's contempt of court.

Judge Kilbraken It was only a joke.

Judge Contempt of court. However, I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa. I'm going tomorrow; I've got my ticket. Get out there and get some decent sentencing done. Ooh, England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you. Yes, I'm up to here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That's it, I'm off. That's it. Right. But I'm going to have one final fling before I leave, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake.

Judge Kilbraken Blimey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

I hear he has a big gavel...made of wood...he can really pound it... done

The_Sponge: Here comes cums the judge! Here comes cums the judge! 

FTFY

Approach the bench, you sexy biatch!

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Hey, if you are going to fark up you go all the way. No half measures.

Rufus Lee King: bim1154: Geniene La'Shay Mott? Is that THE Genuine La'Shay Mott?

/accept no substitutes

It was the famous "Wonderful One-Hoss La'Shay".

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Disapproves of reference to his dad's poem, especially in this context.

Bailiff. Whack his pee pee!

His High Judgmental Supremacy, Judiciary Pag, L.I.V.R. (the Learned, Impartial, and Very Relaxed) approves of these proceedings.

cgraves67: THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.

I really wish this was the headline.

/I laughed

Not just a witness, the farking complainant!

Ugly judge trifecta now in play

Remember kids, when you name your son after yourself, you risk ruining your own good name. His father was a legend...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_H._ McCree

rwfan: FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?

Too bad he wasn't wearing one in this pic
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cause that would have been awesome.

Why would that guy send his picture to a female?

Still can't be fired.

/DRTFA

Sageth: cgraves67: THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.

I really wish this was the headline.

/I laughed

One of the books I'm reading now is "Life In A Medieval Castle" so I got a kick out of it too.......

doczoidberg: Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?

I kinda like this guy.

What a judge might look like: