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   Well, if you're a judge who's already in trouble for texting nude pictures of yourself to a female bailiff, why not double down and impregnate a witness as well?

07 Dec 2012 04:37 PM   |   7538 clicks   |   Fox News
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doczoidberg     
Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?

07 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
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JohnnyApocalypse     
epic

07 Dec 2012 04:39 PM
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bim1154     
Geniene La'Shay Mott? Is that THE Genuine La'Shay Mott?

/accept no substitutes

07 Dec 2012 04:40 PM
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MrEricSir     
I judge this man the a champion.

07 Dec 2012 04:41 PM
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dv-ous     

MrEricSir: I judge this man the a champion.


I'm cutting you off, buddy.

07 Dec 2012 04:42 PM
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FatherChaos     
b.vimeocdn.com

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?

07 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
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Mega Steve     
What's the point in becoming a judge if you can't be above the law?

07 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
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cgraves67     
THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.

07 Dec 2012 04:45 PM
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Eps05     
...and yet he texts like a tween. I thought judges were smart.

07 Dec 2012 04:46 PM
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rwfan     

FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?


Too bad he wasn't wearing one in this pic
2.bp.blogspot.com
cause that would have been awesome.

07 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
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Bpjosep     
...the aristocrats?

07 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  

07 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
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BolloxReader    [TotalFark]  
We need more judges like this guy.

07 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
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spentshells     

Banned on the Run: Pfffftt. Rookie.

To keep up with El Paso judges, you need to blackmail a defendant into giving you money and sex.

Three months after taking office.


correct he is also a national hero

07 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

07 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
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Kanemano     
Here comes the Judge.

07 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
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Tsar_Bomba1     
Tom Savini is a reporter now?

07 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
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ghare     

The_Sponge: Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!


well now THAT takes me back!

07 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
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EdNortonsTwin     
Remember, judges started off as attorneys.

/done in 20?

07 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111

07 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
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LewDux     
b.vimeocdn.com
assets.espn.go.com

07 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
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HindiDiscoMonster     

FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?


1.bp.blogspot.com

07 Dec 2012 05:00 PM
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odinsposse     

blatz514: QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111


IF I'M A JUDGE EVERYTHING I SAY IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!11

07 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
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EdNortonsTwin     
This judge is a pussycat - read Blood Meridian.

hea hea hea hea...

07 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  
If fox news is reporting on this he must have been appointed by a democrat...

07 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
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Grapple     
If you're going to do it... by God, DO IT RIGHT.

/and oh yeah, he sure seems to be!

07 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
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ladyfortuna     

doczoidberg: Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?


He loves his job, that's for sure.

07 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
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groppet     
Damn I shoulda gone to law school

07 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

odinsposse: blatz514: QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111

IF I'M A JUDGE EVERYTHING I SAY IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!11


I know a lady that will email everything in caps and put it in 16 point font.

/I hate her.

07 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
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sabbacca     
Any man that can pull off that tie is ok in my book.

07 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
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Atomic Spunk     
I think he's stolen Aaron Neville's birthmark.
www.michiganspringbookfestival.info
www.froggerdogger.com

07 Dec 2012 05:10 PM
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lockers    [TotalFark]  
What is all the outrage about? Isn't this why we have judicial privilege in the first place?

07 Dec 2012 05:10 PM
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GypsyJoker     
Counsel The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Judge Have you anything to say in your defense?

Judge Kilbraken I haven't had any for weeks.

Judge Oh no? What about that little number you've got tucked away in Belsize Park?

Judge Kilbraken Oh, I never!

Judge Oh no. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Judge Kilbraken All right then what about 8a Woodford Square?

Judge You say anything about that and I'll do you for treason.

Counsel M'lud if we could continue ...

Judge Kilbraken He's got a Chinese bit there.

Judge No, that's contempt of court.

Judge Kilbraken It was only a joke.

Judge Contempt of court. However, I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa. I'm going tomorrow; I've got my ticket. Get out there and get some decent sentencing done. Ooh, England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you. Yes, I'm up to here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That's it, I'm off. That's it. Right. But I'm going to have one final fling before I leave, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake.

Judge Kilbraken Blimey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

07 Dec 2012 05:11 PM
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DoctorHowardDoctorFine     
I hear he has a big gavel...made of wood...he can really pound it... done

07 Dec 2012 05:13 PM
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darth_badger     

The_Sponge: Here comes cums the judge! Here comes cums the judge!

 

FTFY

07 Dec 2012 05:19 PM
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skinink     
Approach the bench, you sexy biatch!

07 Dec 2012 05:21 PM
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Farty McPooPants     
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

07 Dec 2012 05:22 PM
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ongbok     
Hey, if you are going to fark up you go all the way. No half measures.

07 Dec 2012 05:26 PM
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tirob     

Rufus Lee King: bim1154: Geniene La'Shay Mott? Is that THE Genuine La'Shay Mott?

/accept no substitutes

It was the famous "Wonderful One-Hoss La'Shay".

[www.gutenberg.org image 543x634]


upload.wikimedia.org

Disapproves of reference to his dad's poem, especially in this context.

07 Dec 2012 05:27 PM
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Spanky3woods     
Bailiff. Whack his pee pee!

07 Dec 2012 05:31 PM
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agent00pi     
His High Judgmental Supremacy, Judiciary Pag, L.I.V.R. (the Learned, Impartial, and Very Relaxed) approves of these proceedings.

07 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
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Sageth     

cgraves67: THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.


I really wish this was the headline.

/I laughed

07 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
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ukexpat     
Not just a witness, the farking complainant!

07 Dec 2012 05:52 PM
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gbv23     
Ugly judge trifecta now in play

07 Dec 2012 06:04 PM
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BigMax     
Remember kids, when you name your son after yourself, you risk ruining your own good name. His father was a legend...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_H._ McCree

07 Dec 2012 06:10 PM
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Quantum Apostrophe     

rwfan: FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?

Too bad he wasn't wearing one in this pic
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 478x269]
cause that would have been awesome.


Why would that guy send his picture to a female?

07 Dec 2012 06:11 PM
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Nick Nostril     
Still can't be fired.

/DRTFA

07 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
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trekkiecougar    [TotalFark]  

Sageth: cgraves67: THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.

I really wish this was the headline.

/I laughed


One of the books I'm reading now is "Life In A Medieval Castle" so I got a kick out of it too.......

07 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  

doczoidberg: Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?


I kinda like this guy.

07 Dec 2012 06:25 PM
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Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
What a judge might look like:

www.ultimatecarpage.com

07 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
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