$175,000.00 worth of weed or in an actual cooking utensil? I am not going to read the article.

of, in, potato, tomato.

That man's a liar. I stashed $250,000 worth of weed in his back yard.

So, somebody lost their medicine?

me: toss it in the trunk of the car, grab my dog, adios. good luck Mrs.Kritter. can't say i'll miss you.

Self-submitted by the author?

Legaspi suggested removing the hatches completely so the bag's owner would quickly know it was found. Reed opted against it, fearing a gardener or one of his kids would fall into the vault. Crime-scene tape seemed excessive and a mean message could make matters worse.

Reed got a better idea.

I have an even better better idea, since you figured out it was Facebook that got you into this mess. Hint hint.

FarkedOver: $175,000.00 worth of weed or in an actual cooking utensil? I am not going to read the article.

Cooking utensils
They built the house over an old Sears warehouse.

fta: OMG someone is coming back for this.
First thing I thought of bub, time to get a loud dog, and start sleeping in your jeans.

Then the police took the $100,000 worth of weed to the police station. After that the $50,000 worth of weed was checked into the evidence room.

Man, I can't get enough of that meme.

Snitches get stitches... he should have just had a big bonfire and shut up.

Well, there goes my weekend.

I can't believe the cops didn't try to charge him with felony possession and being sneaky.

cgraves67: Self-submitted by the author?

Yeah, I can't tell if subby copied the headline or if headline writers are trying to make it easier for Farkers.

Still waiting for the weird part

Happy Hours: That man's a liar. I stashed $250,000 worth of weed in his back yard.

I put that envelope under the garbage.

Crewmannumber6: Still waiting for the weird part

AssAsInAssassin: I can't believe the cops didn't try to charge him with felony possession and being sneaky.

£20 worth of weed. What's the big deal?

Huh-oh man...

So that's where I left my stash...

The LAPD send Sgt. Stadanko.

Grapple: Snitches get stitches... he should have just had a big bonfire and shut up.

at least if he had a bonfire the whole neighborhood would get something out of it.

The only thing that got weird was the author trying to fluff up the story with his (likely fictional) paranoid fantasies.

He found drugs and called the cops then the cops came and took the drugs. End of story. Nothing weird.

Crewmannumber6: Still waiting for the weird part

It never gets weird. But it sounds more intriguing in a headline than "please click my link, PLEEEEEEEASE!"

*checks jacuzzi*

dammit, good things never happen here.

idiot, everybody knows you place a now, bluffing of course and st up a hidden camera to know what you're up against, all the while selling the shiat (or stashing it for personal use... Damn, that'll last forever)

/skip the ???, profit

If it was labeled as the article describes someone is going to be really really bummed out.

duffel bag hidden under a hot tub full of weed in jars ?

Sounds like someone cleaned out their headstash in a hurry. Most people wouldn't be transporting large amounts of MJ in glass jars. Too much of a hassle and weighs to much. Not to mention the noise jars would make clanging around.

I wonder if a dispensary in the area got robbed.

And some evil bastard has stuffed a bag of dope into a hole behind my house and turned my life into the backdrop of a James Ellroy noir.

So instead the guy has to phone the PD single-o. The officer's shaking his head. "Can you believe this guy? What a schmuck. People that stupid deserve to become meat bags."

Why can't I ever find a large bag full of wacky tobacky?

Knowing how newspapers and cops inflate the price of weed, there was probably a half smoked joint of shiatty commercial herb found with a sneaker imprint on it.

bluenovaman: Why can't I ever find a large bag full of wacky tobacky?

One day we'll just sit by the fire, chew some tobacky, toast some marshmackies, and maybe strum a tune on the ole guitacky.

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"Drive it in yourself..."

Yeah, right. Cop was probably hoping that the guy would be stupid enough and have someone to arrest on the spot. Makes it easier for everyone.

"Tune in next week for the next episode of "DEA - Drug War 2013" where DEA agents realize that this "Prime Suspect" err, we mean man, is arrested for major narcotics violations and for yelling and crying when SWAT officials broke down his door at 2am, shot his two dogs, parrot, and turtle (just to be "Breaking Bad" safe!) with shotguns, 9mm and flash grenades, and then took out his 87 year old grandmother with a stun gun after she showed officers "Threatening Behavior"! The Department of Justice has initiated proceeding to claim the $4 million dollar home, the 2011 Jeep Rubicon and 1963 Corvette Stingray, the vacation home on Catalina Island, and his Bank of Amerika checking, savings and retirement accounts all forfeit as proceeds from evil, evil Schedule 1 Narcotics violations!"
...and now 15 minutes of words from our sponsors: Pfizer and Corrections Corp. of Amerika!

On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Any minute now, some neckless mook with steroidal shoulders and a bullet-shattered voicebox will stalk up behind and beat me bloody with his pearl-handled Desert Eagle .45

AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.

Neighborhood kid gets way in over his head?

Gardener's brother parks it while waiting for a buyer?

Spooked grower en route to the dispensary without his permit papers panics and ditches his wares till everything blows over?

Humboldt County mule shovels out her car long enough to see her boyfriend down the street, before loading up and driving on to meet her connection?

Who killed Miles Archer?

It was probably somebody's baby.

stevetherobot: It was probably somebody's baby.

Well, just, a look at that girl with the lights comin' up in her eyes

That is kind of a weird story.

For anyone who bothered to read it, that is.

This sounds very interesting but I'm entirely too buzzed at the moment to actually read the whole thing. Goddamned rum.

I'm going to by me one of those desert eagle pistols. they are cool as shiat.

That man's way too paranoid. He's needs to calm down. Maybe the weed was a friendly gesture from his neighbors

stevetherobot: It was probably somebody's baby.

Since he was opening the vault area for a worker, I think he had to do the right thing and call it in. If he didn't, he ran the risk of having the worker do it.

Still, if he's a fan of the mary jane, I'm sure that he cherry picked and sampled that stash down to a nice 175K before phoning the cops.

FarkedOver: AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.

no it isn't.

FarkedOver: AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.

What are you smoking? 'Cause it sure isn't marijuana.

When I was a kid, my dad found Pol Pot in our backyard.
That was kind of weird.

FarkedOver: AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis /cannabis.shtml

Cannabis and hashish are both psychotropics, not hallucinogens but, thanks for playing.

SquiggsIN: FarkedOver: AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis /cannabis.shtml

Cannabis and hashish are both psychotropics, not hallucinogens but, thanks for playing.

Marijuana, LSD, and PCP

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Marijuana and hashish, two substances derived from the hemp plant (Cannabis sativa), are also considered natural hallucinogens, although their potency (power) is very low when compared to others. Marijuana (also called grass, pot, tea, weed, or reefer), a green herb from the flower of the hemp plant, is considered a mild hallucinogen. Hashish is marijuana in a more potent, concentrated form. Both drugs are usually smoked. Their effects include a feeling of relaxation, faster heart rate, the sensation that time is passing more slowly, and a greater sense of hearing, taste, touch, and smell.

Anyone else momentarily confused by Subby's grammar?