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   Man finds $175,000 in pot in backyard, then things get weird

07 Dec 2012 03:42 PM   |   13045 clicks   |   LA Times
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FarkedOver     
$175,000.00 worth of weed or in an actual cooking utensil? I am not going to read the article.

07 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
tricycleracer     
of, in, potato, tomato.

07 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
Happy Hours     
That man's a liar. I stashed $250,000 worth of weed in his back yard.

07 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
pottie     
So, somebody lost their medicine?

07 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
KrispyKritter     
me: toss it in the trunk of the car, grab my dog, adios. good luck Mrs.Kritter. can't say i'll miss you.

07 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
cgraves67     
Self-submitted by the author?

07 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Legaspi suggested removing the hatches completely so the bag's owner would quickly know it was found. Reed opted against it, fearing a gardener or one of his kids would fall into the vault. Crime-scene tape seemed excessive and a mean message could make matters worse.

Reed got a better idea.


I have an even better better idea, since you figured out it was Facebook that got you into this mess. Hint hint.

07 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
CipollinaFan    [TotalFark]  

FarkedOver: $175,000.00 worth of weed or in an actual cooking utensil? I am not going to read the article.


Cooking utensils
They built the house over an old Sears warehouse.

07 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
FarkingReading     
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07 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
LeroyBourne     
fta: OMG someone is coming back for this.
First thing I thought of bub, time to get a loud dog, and start sleeping in your jeans.

07 Dec 2012 03:53 PM
sandbar67     
Then the police took the $100,000 worth of weed to the police station. After that the $50,000 worth of weed was checked into the evidence room.

Man, I can't get enough of that meme.

07 Dec 2012 03:53 PM
Grapple     
Snitches get stitches... he should have just had a big bonfire and shut up.

07 Dec 2012 03:53 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
Well, there goes my weekend.

07 Dec 2012 03:54 PM
AssAsInAssassin     
I can't believe the cops didn't try to charge him with felony possession and being sneaky.

07 Dec 2012 03:55 PM
Lev_Astov     

cgraves67: Self-submitted by the author?


Yeah, I can't tell if subby copied the headline or if headline writers are trying to make it easier for Farkers.

07 Dec 2012 03:56 PM
Crewmannumber6     
Still waiting for the weird part

07 Dec 2012 03:56 PM
probesport     

Happy Hours: That man's a liar. I stashed $250,000 worth of weed in his back yard.


I put that envelope under the garbage.

07 Dec 2012 03:57 PM
Dr Dreidel     

Crewmannumber6: Still waiting for the weird part


AssAsInAssassin: I can't believe the cops didn't try to charge him with felony possession and being sneaky.


07 Dec 2012 03:59 PM
Wasilla Hillbilly    [TotalFark]  
£20 worth of weed. What's the big deal?

07 Dec 2012 03:59 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
Huh-oh man...
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So that's where I left my stash...

07 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
skinink    [TotalFark]  
The LAPD send Sgt. Stadanko.

07 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
Lundyn     

Grapple: Snitches get stitches... he should have just had a big bonfire and shut up.


at least if he had a bonfire the whole neighborhood would get something out of it.

07 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
cgraves67     
The only thing that got weird was the author trying to fluff up the story with his (likely fictional) paranoid fantasies.

He found drugs and called the cops then the cops came and took the drugs. End of story. Nothing weird.

07 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
Shenanigans!     

Crewmannumber6: Still waiting for the weird part


It never gets weird. But it sounds more intriguing in a headline than "please click my link, PLEEEEEEEASE!"

07 Dec 2012 04:03 PM
JFarker131     
*checks jacuzzi*

dammit, good things never happen here.

07 Dec 2012 04:05 PM
No Time To Explain     
idiot, everybody knows you place a now, bluffing of course and st up a hidden camera to know what you're up against, all the while selling the shiat (or stashing it for personal use... Damn, that'll last forever)

/skip the ???, profit

07 Dec 2012 04:05 PM
kindms     
If it was labeled as the article describes someone is going to be really really bummed out.

duffel bag hidden under a hot tub full of weed in jars ?

Sounds like someone cleaned out their headstash in a hurry. Most people wouldn't be transporting large amounts of MJ in glass jars. Too much of a hassle and weighs to much. Not to mention the noise jars would make clanging around.

I wonder if a dispensary in the area got robbed.

07 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
The Third Man     
And some evil bastard has stuffed a bag of dope into a hole behind my house and turned my life into the backdrop of a James Ellroy noir.

So instead the guy has to phone the PD single-o. The officer's shaking his head. "Can you believe this guy? What a schmuck. People that stupid deserve to become meat bags."

07 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
bluenovaman     
Why can't I ever find a large bag full of wacky tobacky?

07 Dec 2012 04:07 PM
FarkedOver     
Knowing how newspapers and cops inflate the price of weed, there was probably a half smoked joint of shiatty commercial herb found with a sneaker imprint on it.

07 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
AssAsInAssassin     

bluenovaman: Why can't I ever find a large bag full of wacky tobacky?


One day we'll just sit by the fire, chew some tobacky, toast some marshmackies, and maybe strum a tune on the ole guitacky.

Link

07 Dec 2012 04:10 PM
AgentBang     
"Drive it in yourself..."

Yeah, right. Cop was probably hoping that the guy would be stupid enough and have someone to arrest on the spot. Makes it easier for everyone.

07 Dec 2012 04:11 PM
Rogue Surf     
"Tune in next week for the next episode of "DEA - Drug War 2013" where DEA agents realize that this "Prime Suspect" err, we mean man, is arrested for major narcotics violations and for yelling and crying when SWAT officials broke down his door at 2am, shot his two dogs, parrot, and turtle (just to be "Breaking Bad" safe!) with shotguns, 9mm and flash grenades, and then took out his 87 year old grandmother with a stun gun after she showed officers "Threatening Behavior"! The Department of Justice has initiated proceeding to claim the $4 million dollar home, the 2011 Jeep Rubicon and 1963 Corvette Stingray, the vacation home on Catalina Island, and his Bank of Amerika checking, savings and retirement accounts all forfeit as proceeds from evil, evil Schedule 1 Narcotics violations!"
...and now 15 minutes of words from our sponsors: Pfizer and Corrections Corp. of Amerika!

07 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
AssAsInAssassin     
On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

07 Dec 2012 04:17 PM
FatherChaos     
Any minute now, some neckless mook with steroidal shoulders and a bullet-shattered voicebox will stalk up behind and beat me bloody with his pearl-handled Desert Eagle .45

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07 Dec 2012 04:18 PM
FarkedOver     

AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.


Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.

07 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
offmymeds     
Neighborhood kid gets way in over his head?

Gardener's brother parks it while waiting for a buyer?

Spooked grower en route to the dispensary without his permit papers panics and ditches his wares till everything blows over?

Humboldt County mule shovels out her car long enough to see her boyfriend down the street, before loading up and driving on to meet her connection?


Who killed Miles Archer?

07 Dec 2012 04:21 PM
stevetherobot     
It was probably somebody's baby.

07 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
probesport     

stevetherobot: It was probably somebody's baby.


Well, just, a look at that girl with the lights comin' up in her eyes

07 Dec 2012 04:24 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
That is kind of a weird story.

For anyone who bothered to read it, that is.

07 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
BobDeluxe     
This sounds very interesting but I'm entirely too buzzed at the moment to actually read the whole thing. Goddamned rum.

I'm going to by me one of those desert eagle pistols. they are cool as shiat.

07 Dec 2012 04:28 PM
Lost Thought 00     
That man's way too paranoid. He's needs to calm down. Maybe the weed was a friendly gesture from his neighbors

07 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
ad_rizzle     

stevetherobot: It was probably somebody's baby.


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07 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
Private_Citizen    [TotalFark]  
Since he was opening the vault area for a worker, I think he had to do the right thing and call it in. If he didn't, he ran the risk of having the worker do it.

Still, if he's a fan of the mary jane, I'm sure that he cherry picked and sampled that stash down to a nice 175K before phoning the cops.

07 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
SquiggsIN     

FarkedOver: AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.


no it isn't.

07 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
AssAsInAssassin     

FarkedOver: AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.


What are you smoking? 'Cause it sure isn't marijuana.

07 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
When I was a kid, my dad found Pol Pot in our backyard.
That was kind of weird.

07 Dec 2012 04:35 PM
SquiggsIN     

FarkedOver: AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.


http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis /cannabis.shtml

Cannabis and hashish are both psychotropics, not hallucinogens but, thanks for playing.

07 Dec 2012 04:35 PM
FarkedOver     

SquiggsIN: FarkedOver: AssAsInAssassin: On a related note, today I proofread a bill that classifies marijuana and hashish as hallucinogens.

/I proofread bills for the state legislature.

Probably because cannabis is a Hallucinogen.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis /cannabis.shtml

Cannabis and hashish are both psychotropics, not hallucinogens but, thanks for playing.


Marijuana, LSD, and PCP

Link

Marijuana and hashish, two substances derived from the hemp plant (Cannabis sativa), are also considered natural hallucinogens, although their potency (power) is very low when compared to others. Marijuana (also called grass, pot, tea, weed, or reefer), a green herb from the flower of the hemp plant, is considered a mild hallucinogen. Hashish is marijuana in a more potent, concentrated form. Both drugs are usually smoked. Their effects include a feeling of relaxation, faster heart rate, the sensation that time is passing more slowly, and a greater sense of hearing, taste, touch, and smell.

07 Dec 2012 04:41 PM
JesseL     
Anyone else momentarily confused by Subby's grammar?

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