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serpent_sky    [TotalFark]  
Is it me, or shouldn't an article like that have the photos? Otherwise, what exactly is the point?

07 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
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Elzar     
14 year is a helluva long time to be sitting on Santa's lap...

07 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Santa is an anagram for someone else.

i601.photobucket.com

07 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
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impaler    [TotalFark]  
But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."

WTF am I reading?

07 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
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dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  

impaler: But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."


I think a 13 yr old boy sitting on Santa's lap is what's creepy.

07 Dec 2012 06:34 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
Uh ... my dad was Santa when I was a kid. What's the big deal?

07 Dec 2012 07:00 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
David Tennant unavailable for comment.

07 Dec 2012 07:33 PM
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beantowndog     
This changes everything.

07 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
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Indubitably     
Sorta weird.

07 Dec 2012 07:45 PM
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UberNeuman     
Ho! Ho! Ho!

07 Dec 2012 07:46 PM
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Indubitably     
To weird

07 Dec 2012 07:46 PM
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dervish16108     
I should have asked Santa for a wife.

07 Dec 2012 07:48 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

serpent_sky: Is it me, or shouldn't an article like that have the photos? Otherwise, what exactly is the point?


This. How can we judge the quality of Santa's present otherwise?

07 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
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Butterflew     
Isn't 13 a little old to be sitting on Santa's lap? Suuuuuure he was appeasing his sister.. Sure.

07 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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amquelbettamin     
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rack.1.mshcdn.com

07 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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Kanemano     
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com

Thank you Santa

07 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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illannoyin     
Is this a continuation of the mother/daughter/father/daughter porn/incest thread?

07 Dec 2012 07:58 PM
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BeerGraduate     
Sick tag seen drowning in maple syrup?

07 Dec 2012 07:59 PM
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mcmnky    [TotalFark]  
Huh? So sometimes the guy playing Santa has a daughter, and sometimes that daughter gets married? And the family is actually somewhat "normal" and well-adjusted so the daughter doesn't feel the need to move across the country so the husband is someone who sat on Santa's lap?

In other news, some boy got shoes as a kid, then grew up to marry the shoe salesman's daughter.

/not news

07 Dec 2012 08:02 PM
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mcmnky    [TotalFark]  
//would be interesting if the boy has asked Santa to hook him up with the cute girl in his class, and that girl turned out to be Santa's daughter, and they got married.
///was that the case here? Tried to RTFA, got bored.

07 Dec 2012 08:04 PM
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Indubitably     

amquelbettamin: .
[rack.1.mshcdn.com image 300x334]


Super-creepy.

07 Dec 2012 08:05 PM
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Happy Hours     

dark side of the moon: impaler: But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."

I think a 13 yr old boy sitting on Santa's lap is what's creepy.


27 - 15 = 12, but still I think the last time I sat on "Santa's" lap I was about half that age.

I don't actually remember ever believing in Santa. OTOH, my parents are fairly religious so they pushed the other mythical Christmas figure much harder than Santa.

/I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business
//Don't steal my idea!

07 Dec 2012 08:05 PM
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unicron702     
What would like for Christmas little boy?

In 14 years I'd like to be hitting your daugther on the regular!

07 Dec 2012 08:08 PM
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Happy Hours     

mcmnky: Huh? So sometimes the guy playing Santa has a daughter, and sometimes that daughter gets married? And the family is actually somewhat "normal" and well-adjusted so the daughter doesn't feel the need to move across the country so the husband is someone who sat on Santa's lap?

In other news, some boy got shoes as a kid, then grew up to marry the shoe salesman's daughter.

/not news


Kelly Bundy got married?

I figured she'd be a crack whore in prison by now.

This is news.

07 Dec 2012 08:08 PM
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jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
www.inpapasbasement.com

Santa, can I fark your daughter?

07 Dec 2012 08:09 PM
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roc6783     
see, it's shiat like this that makes me glad i am rfusing to make my daughter sit on santa's lap. If she wants to in the future, that's one thing, but at 6 months, she's just gonna cry. Why would i want to do that to her?

07 Dec 2012 08:11 PM
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Kanemano     

Happy Hours: /I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business
//Don't steal my idea!



He could set up by the water fountain and sell wine

07 Dec 2012 08:12 PM
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Amos Quito     
t.qkme.me

07 Dec 2012 08:13 PM
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Amos Quito     

Kanemano: Happy Hours: /I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business
//Don't steal my idea!


He could set up by the water fountain and sell wine



Even Jesus wouldn't dare fark with the BATF.

07 Dec 2012 08:14 PM
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mayIFark     
Slow news day, ha? Mall santas fark and produces daughter who gets married. Who knew!

07 Dec 2012 08:18 PM
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Indubitably     

Amos Quito: Kanemano: Happy Hours: /I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business
//Don't steal my idea!


He could set up by the water fountain and sell wine


Even Jesus wouldn't dare fark with the BATF.


Let's not get cosmic, okay?

07 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
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mayIFark     

mcmnky: Huh? So sometimes the guy playing Santa has a daughter, and sometimes that daughter gets married? And the family is actually somewhat "normal" and well-adjusted so the daughter doesn't feel the need to move across the country so the husband is someone who sat on Santa's lap?

In other news, some boy got shoes as a kid, then grew up to marry the shoe salesman's daughter.

/not news


Did not read your post when wrote mine or could just say 'this' and be done with it.

07 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
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W.C.fields forever    [TotalFark]  

roc6783: see, it's shiat like this that makes me glad i am rfusing to make my daughter sit on santa's lap. If she wants to in the future, that's one thing, but at 6 months, she's just gonna cry. Why would i want to do that to her?


There is a picture of my little sister (about 2 yrs.old) and me( about 6 yrs old).She is sitting on santas'
lap absolutely screaming,blood curdling.And I am standing next to her with the look of,SHUT THE FECK UP!!!

07 Dec 2012 08:22 PM
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Peenus     

dervish16108: I should have asked Santa for a wife.


Me too. A mythical man from a barren, frozen wasteland probably would have made a better choice than I did.......

07 Dec 2012 08:35 PM
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Dwangerous     
is it just me, or is that article poorly written, overlong and downright confusing. It seems could have been summed up in a few sentences, I hope the author was paid by the word.

07 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
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Pappas     
Not to shiat all over the happy love story, but the chances of this happening are far from remote.

07 Dec 2012 09:12 PM
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Indubitably     

Peenus: dervish16108: I should have asked Santa for a wife.

Me too. A mythical man from a barren, frozen wasteland probably would have made a better choice than I did.......


I could write for Wasteland.

Please?

Inquire.

07 Dec 2012 09:15 PM
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dejavoodoo64     

dark side of the moon: impaler: But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."

I think a 13 yr old boy sitting on Santa's lap is what's creepy.


Hell yeah it is, unless Santa's time card says Sandusky. If I was Santa I'd be worried my daughter wanted to marry a guy who still believed in Santa at 13.

07 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
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twiztedjustin     

Elzar: 14 year is a helluva long time to be sitting on Santa's lap...




At first I thought you were horrible at math, but I now see you are funny.

07 Dec 2012 09:33 PM
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wedun     

Nadie_AZ: Uh ... my dad was Santa when I was a kid. What's the big deal?


your family sounds fat.

07 Dec 2012 09:44 PM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
Santa, 13 years from now I'd like to have your daughter on my lap.

07 Dec 2012 09:50 PM
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TheManofPA     

OtherLittleGuy: David Tennant unavailable for comment.


Please, he's just a Doctor is married to the Doctor's Daughter who is actually his favorite Doctor's Daughter

07 Dec 2012 11:18 PM
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saturn badger     
I found one of the pics.

www.trbimg.com

08 Dec 2012 12:00 AM
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Mock26     
img.photobucket.com

Mrs. Claus can sit on my lap!

08 Dec 2012 01:00 AM
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Mad_Radhu     

TheManofPA: OtherLittleGuy: David Tennant unavailable for comment.

Please, he's just a Doctor is married to the Doctor's Daughter who is actually his favorite Doctor's Daughter


With Trillian from the BBC HHGTTG as his mother in law.

08 Dec 2012 01:54 AM
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dbirchall    [TotalFark]  
BAD Santa.

08 Dec 2012 05:18 AM
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Peenus     

Indubitably: Peenus: dervish16108: I should have asked Santa for a wife.

Me too. A mythical man from a barren, frozen wasteland probably would have made a better choice than I did.......

I could write for Wasteland.

Please?

Inquire.


Uhhhhhh, wut?

08 Dec 2012 11:15 AM
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Indubitably     

Peenus: Indubitably: Peenus: dervish16108: I should have asked Santa for a wife.

Me too. A mythical man from a barren, frozen wasteland probably would have made a better choice than I did.......

I could write for Wasteland.

Please?

Inquire.

Uhhhhhh, wut?


*cue fruit .jpg*

10 Dec 2012 06:37 PM
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