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   Boy, 14, pleads guilty to groping scantily-clad barista. (Ah, boys will be boys.) AND a woman at church. (Okay, that's disturbing.) AND breaking into an elderly woman's home. (That's a little much.) AND breaking a dog's leg. (BAD SEED)

07 Dec 2012 09:21 PM   |   9486 clicks   |   Seattle Times
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
"Sounds like... an excitable boy."
www.rockband.com

07 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
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ThatGuyFromTheInternet     
I would not be surprised if he was a bed-wetter and fire starter too.

07 Dec 2012 05:22 PM
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grokca    [TotalFark]  
Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.

07 Dec 2012 05:39 PM
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The Muthaship    [TotalFark]  
Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

07 Dec 2012 06:01 PM
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AbbeySomeone     

The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?


Iffy. Subby if right, he is a bad seed..

07 Dec 2012 06:26 PM
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kingoomieiii     
The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.

07 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
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kingoomieiii     

The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?


Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

07 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
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The Muthaship    [TotalFark]  

kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.


I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.

07 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
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kingoomieiii     

The Muthaship: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.


With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

07 Dec 2012 06:51 PM
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AbbeySomeone     

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


Some women just rape easy.

07 Dec 2012 06:53 PM
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The Muthaship    [TotalFark]  

kingoomieiii: when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)


Yeah, that may have been it.

07 Dec 2012 06:53 PM
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AbbeySomeone     

The Muthaship: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.


That area is mostly Mexican + Catholic church, chihuahua, disrespect for women= ?

07 Dec 2012 08:09 PM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
C'mon, it was only a Chihuaha.

07 Dec 2012 08:29 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  

phlegmmo: "Sounds like... an excitable boy."
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And that's it, folks.

07 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
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dethmagnetic     

grokca: Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.


www.smokinhotespresso.com?

07 Dec 2012 08:55 PM
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antidisestablishmentarianism    [TotalFark]  

grokca: Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.


THIS and

jaylectricity: C'mon, it was only a Chihuaha.


THIS

/that?

07 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
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skinink     
He like his women the way he likes his coffee: within easy reach at the coffee shack.

07 Dec 2012 09:26 PM
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WhippingBoy     

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


No. Obviously, they should let the unwelcome gropings of a disturbed 14 year old boy color every facet of their lives from this day forward. This is the most defining moment in their lives.

07 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
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BronyMedic     

AbbeySomeone: kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.

Some women just rape easy.


You said rape twice in that post.

07 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
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Indubitably     
To teach hard lessons

07 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
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antidisestablishmentarianism    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: Some women just rape easy.

You said rape twice in that post.


LOL.

07 Dec 2012 09:28 PM
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Crudbucket     

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


Oh please. Did you miss the repeated detail that the barista was scantily-clad? She was obviously asking for it.

07 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?


You think he's white just because he didn't also stab someone over getting the wrong order at Burger King? Yeah, that's pretty bad, dude.

07 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
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bratface     
OT.
Where is the 'Weird News Quiz' for today/this week?

07 Dec 2012 09:30 PM
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Indubitably     
To misplace

07 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
Authorities say the boy was awaiting his juvenile trail on the groping charges at the church when he took his mother's minivan and drove up to the Moulin Brew coffee in Yakima, where he crawled through the window and began groping the lone barista on duty.

There used to be place, Java Girls(?), that had their baristas on a couple of web cams. It would have been pretty good video if it had happen to such a place.

07 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
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Happy Hours     

kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)


Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.

07 Dec 2012 09:33 PM
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ProfessorOhki     

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


Of course, these are usually the same people who follow that up with, "at least he'll get what he deserves in prison."

07 Dec 2012 09:33 PM
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Indubitably     
P.S. This shut is borderline slander, man.

P.P.S. Prepare for broken backs, for my knee is hungry...

07 Dec 2012 09:33 PM
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URAPNIS     
So, let's break his femur. Or both.

07 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
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Indubitably     

Indubitably: P.S. This shut is borderline slander, man.

P.P.S. Prepare for broken backs, for my knee is hungry...


P.P.P.S. To lawyer?

07 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
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iron de havilland    [TotalFark]  
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RIP Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


/got nuthin

07 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.

With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)


bingo! crazy white boy heading to hell in a handbasket at 110MPH. i too get the feeling he's a cracker / white cloud / oreo stuffing / honky type. grabbing ass is one thing, but when you throw in animal abuse it just reeks of crazyass caucasian future serial killer. oh yeah.

07 Dec 2012 09:35 PM
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Jedekai     

bratface: OT.
Where is the 'Weird News Quiz' for today/this week?


HOTY season. IIRC, Unfreakable runs that too. They're kind of busy this time of year.

/Was nominated once. Only have 2 Greenlights after 6 years. Only posted about 30 links, so, hey - I think I'm batting a pretty good average.

07 Dec 2012 09:35 PM
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Indubitably     

KrispyKritter: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.

With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

bingo! crazy white boy heading to hell in a handbasket at 110MPH. i too get the feeling he's a cracker / white cloud / oreo stuffing / honky type. grabbing ass is one thing, but when you throw in animal abuse it just reeks of crazyass caucasian future serial killer. oh yeah.

To dance


07 Dec 2012 09:36 PM
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BronyMedic     
I think that Indubitably is always stoned out of his mind whenever he posts, so that it only makes sense in the grand scheme of things to himself.

Better living through pharmacology.

07 Dec 2012 09:38 PM
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Kumana Wanalaia     
sociopath?

07 Dec 2012 09:39 PM
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BeerGraduate     
Defamation culture

/I'm coining it

07 Dec 2012 09:40 PM
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wedun     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

You think he's white just because he didn't also stab someone over getting the wrong order at Burger King? Yeah, that's pretty bad, dude.


Oh you're one of those "black people are crazier than white people" people.

07 Dec 2012 09:40 PM
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buckler     
images.uulyrics.com

07 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
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Killer Cars     
when he took his mother's minivan and drove up to the Moulin Brew coffee in Yakima, where he crawled through the window and began groping the lone barista on duty.

Jesus, I saw the "groping scantily clad barista" part in the headline and assumed it was more of a "discreet" attempt at copping a feel (not that that makes it okay by any means). If that little motherf*cker CRAWLED out of the car basically into the barista's booth to do it, considering that's a scarily aggressive move, this kid is a serious danger to society. Boys will be boys my ass.

07 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
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craxyd     
We'll be hearing about this animal again I'm sure.

07 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
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jmadisonbiii     
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Don't you be a bad boy, Johnny.

07 Dec 2012 09:42 PM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
Why would he break an elderly woman's leg?

07 Dec 2012 09:44 PM
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silly season     

Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.


Could you narrow down your location in your profile? I want to make sure I never personally know you.

07 Dec 2012 09:44 PM
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fat_free     

Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.


Murder victimS?!? What the fark? I kinda knew (as in I knew who she was) one girl who was killed in a random shooting, but I honestly do not personally know anyone who was murdered. Additionally, I was born and raised (and still live) on the South Side of Chicago...

07 Dec 2012 09:45 PM
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WTP 2     
and what has he done that they haven't caught him at?

07 Dec 2012 09:46 PM
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Okoboji     

grokca: Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.


Exactly my feelings on the matter.

07 Dec 2012 09:48 PM
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TomD9938     

KrispyKritter: animal abuse it just reeks of crazyass caucasian


danieb.com

"Testify."

07 Dec 2012 09:49 PM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

fat_free: Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.

Murder victimS?!? What the fark? I kinda knew (as in I knew who she was) one girl who was killed in a random shooting, but I honestly do not personally know anyone who was murdered. Additionally, I was born and raised (and still live) on the South Side of Chicago...


I know two people who were shot and killed. Law of averages: certain # of people killed, eventually you're bound to know someone.

07 Dec 2012 09:50 PM
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