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   Not news: Man grows mustache. Still not news: Movember mustache. Fark: $96,201 mustache

07 Dec 2012 09:51 PM   |   9409 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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Indubitably     
Stache-sale.

07 Dec 2012 09:52 PM
Acharne     
Saskatchewan HATES prostate Cancer.

/Srzly, we hate that shiat.

07 Dec 2012 09:53 PM
Acharne     
Of all the outlets carrying this story, why did Fark have to give hits to Fox North? Sun News is criminally bad.

07 Dec 2012 09:54 PM
TheSteamingPile     
it's only because we're afraid Prostate Cancer will kidnap the Queen of Canada.

07 Dec 2012 09:55 PM
TheStag     
God bless those Canadians!

07 Dec 2012 09:55 PM
LordOfThePings     
WTG sir!

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07 Dec 2012 10:02 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Mustachathon?

07 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
Happy Hours     
I do not understand. There seems to be an amazing lack of detail in that article.

Were people pledging money for every millimeter of mustache or what?

I have a mustache. Will anyone pay me money not to shave it off? Even if I donate it to fighting prostate cancer?

What about the beard? How much for that?

Would I get more money if I promised to donate it to fighting breast cancer?

Lung cancer?

Hey, I quit smoking this year, how about you all donate some money to fight lung cancer? What? Nobody cares about that?

07 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
ModernLuddite     
I find the link between mustaches and prostates disturbing.

And yet somehow compelling.

07 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
IAmRight     

Happy Hours: I have a mustache. Will anyone pay me money not to shave it off?


Here you go. I guess you live somewhere where you haven't heard of Movember.

07 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
wildcardjack     
Excellent. I only contributed what I didn't spend in razors. This is my fuzz since Haloween

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Of course, I'm a cheapskate and buy the 4 for $5 Wikinson Sword triple blades. So I sent in $20 because I do fuzzy until spring.

Maybe I'll grow it out to impersonate a Unix admin.

07 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
Bucky Katt    [TotalFark]  
That's a lot of money to spend on a glorified soup strainer.

07 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

wildcardjack: Excellent. I only contributed what I didn't spend in razors. This is my fuzz since Haloween

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Of course, I'm a cheapskate and buy the 4 for $5 Wikinson Sword triple blades. So I sent in $20 because I do fuzzy until spring.

Maybe I'll grow it out to impersonate a Unix admin.


You look like the white version of Danny Glover in the first "Lethal Weapon" just before he met Mel Gibson.

07 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
Chicken Fried Internets     

Gyrfalcon: wildcardjack:

You look like the white version of Danny Glover in the first "Lethal Weapon" just before he met Mel Gibson.


I'm getting too old...

/low hanging fruit
//filter friendly

07 Dec 2012 10:37 PM
K_Trout     
The link to Julyna is more interesting ... celebrating the bush.

07 Dec 2012 10:44 PM
Trucker     
Geez, I've had a mustache for almost 30 years. Where is MY money?

07 Dec 2012 10:52 PM
shtychkn     

wildcardjack: Maybe I'll grow it out to impersonate a Unix admin.


Thank you for that.

07 Dec 2012 10:54 PM
CruJones     
Hipsters ruined movember.

07 Dec 2012 11:07 PM
sno man    [TotalFark]  

CruJones: Hipsters ruined movember.


As a long time goat-keeper, there have been some spectacularly bad 'stashes on the periphery of my world in the last several weeks manly in that demographic. But the coin is for a good cause, and I'm a little proud that Canada put the most money where there butt is...

07 Dec 2012 11:31 PM
luthia     
Wow, 38 odd million. Go us!

07 Dec 2012 11:36 PM
sno man    [TotalFark]  

sno man: CruJones: Hipsters ruined movember.

As a long time goat-keeper, there have been some spectacularly bad 'stashes on the periphery of my world in the last several weeks manly in that demographic. But the coin is for a good cause, and I'm a little proud that Canada put the most money where there butt is...


where butt? their butt... been a long week.

07 Dec 2012 11:42 PM
Happy Hours     

IAmRight: Happy Hours: I have a mustache. Will anyone pay me money not to shave it off?

Here you go. I guess you live somewhere where you haven't heard of Movember.


Okay - still a little confused. Were people pledging money? And if I had wanted to participate it looks like I should have shaved it November 1st.

Maybe everytime I see a fundraising effort for breast cancer I should mention that my prostate hurts and people should donate money for that too.

Now I'm wondering what I'd look like if I just shaved off the mustache and left the rest of the facial hair. Maybe next year.

08 Dec 2012 12:00 AM
Mixolydian Master     
How much to ride on that bad boy?

08 Dec 2012 12:39 AM
BHShaman     

wildcardjack:
Maybe I'll grow it out to impersonate a Unix admin.


It is funny because it is true.

08 Dec 2012 01:33 AM
abhorrent1     
Wait a minute. You mean people are allowed to raise money and awareness to something other than breast cancer? Weird.

08 Dec 2012 07:07 AM
Disgruntled Goat     
"Movember," while well-intentioned, is a stupid farking choice/name for men's health awareness month.

Manuary is so much better.

08 Dec 2012 08:32 AM
sno man    [TotalFark]  

Disgruntled Goat: "Movember," while well-intentioned, is a stupid farking choice/name for men's health awareness month.

Manuary is so much better.


Yea but that gets in the way of Vaginuary.... How about Coctober?

08 Dec 2012 09:41 AM
Indubitably     

sno man: Disgruntled Goat: "Movember," while well-intentioned, is a stupid farking choice/name for men's health awareness month.

Manuary is so much better.

Yea but that gets in the way of Vaginuary.... How about Coctober?


Dick-cember?

10 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
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