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   He was born at 12:12pm on December 12, 2000. Guess what happens this coming Wednesday? This headline is brought to you by the number 12 and the color green

08 Dec 2012 11:46 AM   |   9244 clicks   |   AL.com
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ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  
I demand to see his long-form birth certificate. The one he's holding is clearly just a certificate of live birth.

08 Dec 2012 08:21 AM
BunkyBrewman     
Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?

08 Dec 2012 08:24 AM
aimtastic    [TotalFark]  

BunkyBrewman: Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?


If he makes it past that, there's a pretty good chance he'll be drunk on 12/12/21.

08 Dec 2012 09:10 AM
cretinbob     
Clearly he's the antichrist.

08 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
notmtwain     
I sure hope he buys Powerball Tickets with all the 12's.

12 12 12 12 12 and Power Ball 12

The prize this week is $12 million.

// It's a guaranteed winner!

08 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
GAT_00     
Holy crap an arbitrary date in an arbitrary time scale!

08 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


x2

08 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


...times two!

08 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
Arthur Jumbles     
Subby: He was born at 12:12pm on December 12, 2000. Guess what happens this coming Wednesday?

Subby..... you just jinxed this kid.

08 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
slidillon     
I turn 44 on 12/12/12.

/CSB

08 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
aharown     
pissed at subby. can not imagine why i'm supposed to care.

this "mike cason" guy should be ashamed for this.

08 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
notatrollorami     
Happy birthday kid!

///Turns 40 the same day.

////Atypically unaffected by it. I figured 35 was the halfway point anyway.

08 Dec 2012 11:57 AM
Feel_the_velvet     
He fixes the cable?

08 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
James F. Campbell     
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Twelve, twelve, twelve! Ah, ha, ha, ha!

08 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
Rodeodoc     
I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.

08 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
Larry Mahnken     

notmtwain: I sure hope he buys Powerball Tickets with all the 12's.

12 12 12 12 12 and Power Ball 12

The prize this week is $12 million.

// It's a guaranteed winner!


Powerball starts at $40 million. Mega Millions is the one that starts at $12 million. And the drawing is on 12/11/12. So fark that.

/Also, you can't play more than two 12's.

08 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
maxx2112     

BunkyBrewman: Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?



He's a neighbor of mine, so he'll hear me crankin' Rush's 2112 that day.



/ attention all planets of the solar federation . . .

08 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  
My son turned 12 on 12/01/12. Guess I should have held him in a few more days.

08 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
FarkinSneakyBastage     
Well Happy 1 2 Birthday to you!

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08 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
maxx2112     

notatrollorami: Happy birthday kid!

///Turns 40 the same day.

////Atypically unaffected by it. I figured 35 was the halfway point anyway.



Also my 20th wedding anniversary . . . if I don't strangle the biatch before then.



/ or vice versa

08 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
Larry Mahnken     

Rodeodoc: I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.


If there were no children out there born at exactly 12:12 pm on 12/12, I would be shocked. I think it's * possibly* BS, but is more likely than not to be true.

08 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
Are we going to find out he had sex with his teacher?

08 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
Frankenstorm     
Nigel Tufnel inconsolable.

08 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

dark side of the moon: My son turned 12 on 12/01/12. Guess I should have held him in a few more days.


If only you had used the Kegelcizer...

08 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
Brick-House     

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Are we going to find out he had sex with his teacher?


Nope, but that would make a nice Birthday Present

08 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
cherryl taggart     

Feel_the_velvet: He fixes the cable?



The Old Ones awaken and demand a sacrifice?

08 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
ramblinwreck     
Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).

08 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
Frank Sinatra and I were both born on December 12th.

1961 for me, 1915 for old blue eyes.

/Coincidence, I think not

08 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
atomic-age     
Who gives a fark?

08 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
titwrench     
I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

08 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
titwrench     

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


Twice the Antichrist

08 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story


Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?

08 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
Blitzer     
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08 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
eddiesocket     

ramblinwreck: Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).


To be fair, he was also born at 12:12, which would make him one of approximately 486 people in the world with that unique birthdate. (350,000/1440 minutes in a day x 2)

08 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
eddiesocket     

FirstNationalBastard: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?


And why do you keep calling your poor wife a hobo?

08 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
JohnCarter     
BOX CARS!!!

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08 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
AlgertMan     
Hey! My B'day is 12/12! I deserve some big tittied woman and free beer!

08 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
katerbug72     
Welcome to the 40 club, all you old Farkers.

/also 40

08 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
Brick-House     

AlgertMan: Hey! My B'day is 12/12! I deserve some big tittied woman and free beer!


same here, but the wife said no.

08 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
Frankenstorm     

katerbug72: Welcome to the 40 club, all you old Farkers.

/also 40


Turned 40 on 4/20/72. As usual, I celebrated in style.

08 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
Obscure Login     
Numbers are fun.

08 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
Cupajo     

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


I don't know. With wisdom like this:

"Donuts are awesome," Kiam said.

...he may just be the Messiah.

//He's right! Donuts are awesome!

08 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
eddiesocket     

Rodeodoc: I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.


Why is it more likely he was born at 12:01 than at 12:12?

08 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
machoprogrammer     
There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible

08 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
ramblinwreck     

eddiesocket: ramblinwreck: Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).

To be fair, he was also born at 12:12, which would make him one of approximately 486 people in the world with that unique birthdate. (350,000/1440 minutes in a day x 2)


I think you get my point. See "It's Not News, It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap As News"

08 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
and next year some douchebag will be turning 13 on 13/13/13!

08 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
ramblinwreck     

machoprogrammer: There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible


Maybe in the US. It's much more than that worldwide.

08 Dec 2012 12:30 PM
Kubo     

Feel_the_velvet: He fixes the cable?


Don't be facetious, velvet.

08 Dec 2012 12:30 PM
titwrench     

FirstNationalBastard: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?


Shhhhhhhh

08 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
ramblinwreck     

ramblinwreck: machoprogrammer: There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible

Maybe in the US. It's much more than that worldwide.


Doh... My bad. Thought you said minute instead of second.

08 Dec 2012 12:32 PM
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