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   Great white shark named 'Mary Lee' continues to stalk the South Carolina coast; hasn't anyone told her that tourist season is over?

08 Dec 2012 04:37 PM   |   4541 clicks   |   Charleston Post and Courier
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
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He did.

08 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
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vossiewulf    [TotalFark]  
Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?

08 Dec 2012 02:32 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
I just went to Osearch's Facebook page, and found out that one of the researcher's named the shark after his mother.

Paging Dr. Freud!

08 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
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Apos     
BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM!

08 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Apos: BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM!


DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

08 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
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dstanley    [TotalFark]  
Does Mary Lee have dolls' eyes?

08 Dec 2012 03:43 PM
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Apos     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM!

DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

1.bp.blogspot.com

08 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
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AbbeySomeone     

The_Sponge: I just went to Osearch's Facebook page, and found out that one of the researcher's named the shark after his mother.

Paging Dr. Freud!


That is kinda creepy amusing.

08 Dec 2012 03:54 PM
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FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
johnnycat.files.wordpress.com

"here lies the body of mary lee. died at the age of 103. for fifteen years she kept her virginity. not a bad record for this vicinity."

08 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
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jeffreyh     
daysgobyandigrowstronger.files.wordpress.com 
/sorry
/tltrtfa

08 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
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breakfast_in_bedlam     
Trolling? I wonder what her ISP is...

/it's TRAWLING you farkwit!

08 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
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skinink     

"Mary Lee trolls off coast near Isle of Palms"


Well now at least we know where one troll from the Politics Tab lives.


08 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
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SkerriNinja     
She's just hanging out, waiting on slow surfers. The wet suits make them look like sushi. :)

/lives in Chas
//gettin' a kick..., splash, AHHHH!
///swims in circles now.

08 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
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REO-Weedwagon     
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

08 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?


And to know her weight so precisely, that's quite impressive.

08 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
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treecologist     
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Hello, Mary Lou.

08 Dec 2012 04:54 PM
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Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  

The_Sponge: I just went to Osearch's Facebook page, and found out that one of the researcher's named the shark after his mother.

Paging Dr. Freud!


Because naming her Kate Gosselin would been over the top - - like jumping the shark or something.

08 Dec 2012 04:57 PM
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LordJiro     

Rufus Lee King: "One person posted that he had seen her in the Charleston Harbor. It is unclear if it was in fact May Lee because she did not ping in the Charleston Harbor."

Sounds like ol' Joe Bob got liquored up, saw a dolphin, and lost his mind entirely.


Or saw another great white. Or another shark species.

08 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?


I was wondering how they got such a specific weight. Or did they just guess?

08 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM!

DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO 


Break it up will ya', Chief! Daylight's wastin'.

08 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
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Betep     
How do they know how much she weighed last summer?

Picked her up.

http://ocearch.org/expeditionblog/mar y-lee-a-legendary-shark/

/Summer in Chatham

08 Dec 2012 05:25 PM
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baronvonzipper     
I'm guessing they weighed her by taking the length times the girth, and calculating the weight of the water she displaces, which would work out to 17.6 pounds per square gallon at sea level during a full moon.

/dnrtfa

08 Dec 2012 05:27 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

iheartscotch: Break it up will ya', Chief! Daylight's wastin'.


YOU'RE CERTIFIABLE, QUINT! YOU KNOW THAT?!

08 Dec 2012 05:30 PM
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Billy Bathsalt     
Now she weighs 4,316. She went vegan and dropped 40 lbs.

08 Dec 2012 05:38 PM
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The Iconoclast    [TotalFark]  

breakfast_in_bedlam: Trolling? I wonder what her ISP is...

/it's TRAWLING you farkwit!


You sure you're sure about that?

08 Dec 2012 05:39 PM
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upndn     

baronvonzipper: I'm guessing they weighed her by taking the length times the girth, and calculating the weight of the water she displaces, which would work out to 17.6 pounds per square gallon at sea level during a full moon.

/dnrtfa


Ok, then what about the fin thingy measurement?

08 Dec 2012 05:41 PM
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yellowjester     
You were on the Indianapolis?

08 Dec 2012 05:54 PM
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JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Better than Meisterbrau.

08 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
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MrJesus     

SkerriNinja: She's just hanging out, waiting on slow surfers. The wet suits make them look like sushi. :)

/lives in Chas
//gettin' a kick..., splash, AHHHH!
///swims in circles now.


Ain't nobody surfing IOP.. especially now! :P

08 Dec 2012 06:39 PM
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cc_rider    [TotalFark]  
What a shark trolling the SC coast may look like:

i28.photobucket.com

08 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: iheartscotch: Break it up will ya', Chief! Daylight's wastin'.

YOU'RE CERTIFIABLE, QUINT! YOU KNOW THAT?!


Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.

/ Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

08 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
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SkerriNinja     

MrJesus: SkerriNinja: She's just hanging out, waiting on slow surfers. The wet suits make them look like sushi. :)

/lives in Chas
//gettin' a kick..., splash, AHHHH!
///swims in circles now.

Ain't nobody surfing IOP.. especially now! :P


I never said she was smart. :)

/Folly, 7th and 8th. At least that was my preference when I was a young whippersnapper.

08 Dec 2012 07:03 PM
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MrJesus     

SkerriNinja: MrJesus: SkerriNinja: She's just hanging out, waiting on slow surfers. The wet suits make them look like sushi. :)

/lives in Chas
//gettin' a kick..., splash, AHHHH!
///swims in circles now.

Ain't nobody surfing IOP.. especially now! :P

I never said she was smart. :)

/Folly, 7th and 8th. At least that was my preference when I was a young whippersnapper.


Yeah Washout @ Folly is still the best, though every now and then off the pier by Windjammer you can catch a little something on IOP..

08 Dec 2012 07:23 PM
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
i1079.photobucket.com

08 Dec 2012 08:18 PM
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Mega Steve     
www.onlygags.com

08 Dec 2012 08:28 PM
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ficklefkrfark     

breakfast_in_bedlam: Trolling? I wonder what her ISP is...

/it's TRAWLING you farkwit!


Uhhhh...so this shark has evolved to drag a cone shaped net through the water column ie a trawl?
Or is she cruising around at a slow cruise looking for prey? AKA trolling
It would be surprising and a little frightening if the great white has mastered net making/fishing techniques....
/don't be so quick to slang that shiat...lest you get it all over yo self

08 Dec 2012 09:50 PM
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captjc     
Mega Steve:
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Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

09 Dec 2012 12:13 AM
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Loucifer     

Betep: How do they know how much she weighed last summer?



Knows how much she weighed last summer.

mimg.ugo.com

09 Dec 2012 12:57 AM
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saturn badger     

Gyrfalcon: vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?

And to know her weight so precisely, that's quite impressive.


Maybe they weighed her when she was caught and tagged? Could happen. Maybe that is when they determined it was a she.

09 Dec 2012 02:18 AM
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leonel     
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Oh to be sure, she's a brutal killing machine. But she shows more remorse than I've ever seen in a human.

09 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
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morg     

saturn badger: Gyrfalcon: vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?

And to know her weight so precisely, that's quite impressive.

Maybe they weighed her when she was caught and tagged? Could happen. Maybe that is when they determined it was a she.


I imagine that they have a formula based on dimensions that generates numbers that look more specific than they are.

09 Dec 2012 08:32 PM
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BolshyGreatYarblocks     
Fare-well and adieu, faaaair Spanish ladies...............

10 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
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saturn badger     

morg: saturn badger: Gyrfalcon: vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?

And to know her weight so precisely, that's quite impressive.

Maybe they weighed her when she was caught and tagged? Could happen. Maybe that is when they determined it was a she.

I imagine that they have a formula based on dimensions that generates numbers that look more specific than they are.


I read in another article they weighed her when they pulled her from the water.

10 Dec 2012 11:09 PM
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