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08 Dec 2012 06:18 PM   |   21292 clicks   |   Some Guy
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St_Francis_P     
You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

08 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.


Seriously... how many times is this now?

08 Dec 2012 02:23 PM
Vodka Zombie     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?


I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.

08 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
PreMortem    [TotalFark]  
I guess the modmins got tired of red lighting this...

Those banner ads... Doomsday prepper- nut clearinghouse.

08 Dec 2012 05:21 PM
Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  

08 Dec 2012 05:28 PM
St_Francis_P     

PreMortem: I guess the modmins got tired of red lighting this....


Going by the "Top eleven lies regarding life" greenlight, I think they're simply making punitive greenlights today.

08 Dec 2012 05:32 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.


It was one of the first stories I remember from Fark... over 6 years ago... and it had been debunked then.

08 Dec 2012 05:42 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  
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08 Dec 2012 05:46 PM
Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
I was coming in to say that this sounded seriously fake, but I can see that everyone already knew this for certain.

08 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
Methadone Girls    [TotalFark]  
I wasn't here 6 years ago. I'm surprised I didn't see this in one of those fwd; fwd; fwd; emails my uncle always sends me.

08 Dec 2012 05:52 PM
jaytkay     
WTF was that web site? I thought Geocities closed ages ago.

08 Dec 2012 06:20 PM
KrispyKritter     

Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.


not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

08 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
BigSnatch    [TotalFark]  
Time to post this to Facebook and watch the comments roll in commending and condemning this legit news story.

08 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
keytronic     
Bad satire is like bad pizza...it gives me diarrhea

08 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
Satanic_Hamster     
Subby is a retard and so is the modmin who greenlit this.

08 Dec 2012 06:25 PM
Sherman Potter     
Dang. I really wanted to believe.

/i'd love to be able to fart at will

08 Dec 2012 06:26 PM
HBK     

KrispyKritter: Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.

not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.


Sons of Anarchy has made them damn-near likeable.

Their likeability is back to zero every year when they crash Austin for the ROT Rally.

Two weekends to go out of town in Austin: ROT rally and Texas relays.

08 Dec 2012 06:26 PM
OhioUGrad     

St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.


I had never seen this story before. I wish it were true and that this would happen, just as much as I wish a funeral procession would careen out of control and run over the Westboro Baptist idiots.

08 Dec 2012 06:30 PM
wambu     
Would be hilariously funny if true.

Not true = only good for a chuckle or two.

08 Dec 2012 06:30 PM
jim32rr    [TotalFark]  
I too wanted to believe, fark PETA.

08 Dec 2012 06:32 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.


I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.

08 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

CapeFearCadaver: It was one of the first stories I remember from Fark... over 6 years ago... and it had been debunked then.


Tragic day in history: December 8, 2005?

08 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
citizenj     
fb is the father....

/thass right, old school, biatches.

08 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

special20: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.


He's pretty good at infuriating blanket statements:

KrispyKritter: women who go through life making piss poor decisions rarely ever own up to that fact. and an astounding amount of other women will stick up for their stupid sisters. these women make it easy for ladies with some common sense to do well in life.


08 Dec 2012 06:38 PM
BumpInTheNight     

special20: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.


I thought we were talking about peta.

08 Dec 2012 06:39 PM
iron_city_ap     
I really wish this was real. A biker rally in SW Pennsylvania in December.......

08 Dec 2012 06:40 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  
Are supporters of PETA called PETAphiles?

*ducks*

08 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
timbrr_wolf     
It maybe satire, but it is still funny,

/this was the first time i had seen it.

08 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
This was redlighted last week and it's obvious satire. As much as many of us would have liked it to be true...it's not.

08 Dec 2012 06:48 PM
rocketpants    [TotalFark]  

jaytkay: WTF was that web site? I thought Geocities closed ages ago.


Oh come on. This was clearly Angelfire.

08 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
foxyshadis     

quatchi: Are supporters of PETA called PETAphiles?

*ducks*


That chestnut was last funny in the Carter administration.

08 Dec 2012 06:51 PM
2wolves     
Why the weekend help is still on weekends only.

08 Dec 2012 06:51 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  

St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.


Yeah, you're right. Snopes says false. But I had to check.

That is some Harvard Graduate level pranking. I should have known that it was too advanced for bikers unless they have Simpsons Writers writing for them.

Duct-taped inside a fast-food dumpster? It sounds like a PETA activist's own personal niche in Hell.

I guess it was just too good to be true.

08 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Oops! I forget to mentiion: NOT SUBBY. Although it was a good laugh and new to me.

08 Dec 2012 06:53 PM
HairBolus     

St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.


It was satire when it appeared on GlossyNews a satire site on January 07, 2010.

The linked version was stolen and published on fromthetrenchesworldreport.com a right wingnut conspiracy site and it doesn't seem that their editors or readers can tell what a joke is.

08 Dec 2012 06:54 PM
Mega Steve     
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08 Dec 2012 06:54 PM
Gordon Bennett     

HairBolus: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

It was satire when it appeared on GlossyNews a satire site on January 07, 2010.

The linked version was stolen and published on fromthetrenchesworldreport.com a right wingnut conspiracy site and it doesn't seem that their editors or readers can tell what a joke is.


Is that it? When I read this and saw the headline for the next story about an Olsen twins handbag lined with prescription drugs for sale, I sort of assumed that it was a comedy site with an unusually derpy sense of banner ads. Still, if I ever want to pay too much for seeds and gold I know where to go. Which is nice.

08 Dec 2012 07:03 PM
Dwight_Yeast     
That website smells of fish and failure.

08 Dec 2012 07:06 PM
Bondith     

PreMortem: I guess the modmins got tired of red lighting this...

Those banner ads... Doomsday prepper- nut clearinghouse.


I was surprised to see ads at all (go AdBlock). Mouseover suggests they're linked directly.

My favourite was the one selling a system to filter out "radiation".

08 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
strapp3r    [TotalFark]  
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."


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08 Dec 2012 07:10 PM
BigLuca     
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Oohhh, BIKERS. I'm an idiot.

08 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
Valis992000     

special20: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.


But the non outlaws like to play dress up so they look scary like the outlaws. So they pretty much beg to be lumped together.

08 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
ZzeusS     
Haven't got a chance to read the entire thread yet, but this grabbed my eye:

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

'That's Thick Headed'

08 Dec 2012 07:15 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

foxyshadis: That chestnut was last funny in the Carter administration.


Well, technically it wasn't even funny then but I cede your point.

08 Dec 2012 07:18 PM
Begoggle     
Obviously not true, are people really this stupid? Nevermind, I already know.

08 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
The_Philosopher_King     
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08 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
AliceBToklasLives     
SAT time:

PETA : animals lovers : : NRA : 2nd Amendment supporters

/upshot - you're not helping, folks

08 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
HoneyDog     
The story is a fake. It would be funny as hell if it happened though.

08 Dec 2012 07:25 PM
cc_rider    [TotalFark]  
There's even a Snopes page on this from 2010: Link 

I imagine people who follow those kinds of shiatty blogs aren't even up on the latest reality, never mind old satire.

08 Dec 2012 07:26 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

HairBolus: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

It was satire when it appeared on GlossyNews a satire site on January 07, 2010.

The linked version was stolen and published on fromthetrenchesworldreport.com a right wingnut conspiracy site and it doesn't seem that their editors or readers can tell what a joke is.


"If it fits the narrative it goes in the mix regardless of veracity".

That's like Rule 1 inside the echo-chambered derp-o-sphere.

/Bit of Trivia: It's also what FOX News was gonna go with before Ailes decided on "Fair and Balanced".

08 Dec 2012 07:30 PM
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