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   What's that?... Well, that looks like a huge... Johnson..... Yes, sir?.... Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this

08 Dec 2012 08:17 PM   |   22588 clicks   |   National Geographic
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

08 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
Donnchadha    [TotalFark]  
A large penis named "two tits"?

08 Dec 2012 06:06 PM
Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
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08 Dec 2012 06:42 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.

08 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
Equilibrist    [TotalFark]  
That's as nutty as squirrel poop.

08 Dec 2012 07:00 PM
kimwim     

Ennuipoet: [reggiestake.files.wordpress.com image 850x361]


Thank you

08 Dec 2012 08:04 PM
fusillade762     
We're boned.

08 Dec 2012 08:22 PM
fusillade762     
the asteroid approaches Earth every four years

Right around presidential election time. Coincidence??

08 Dec 2012 08:24 PM
fusillade762     
it could have been created through the YORP effect

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YORP, YORP, YORP.

08 Dec 2012 08:26 PM
GreenSun     
Looks like a hybrid penis-poop.

08 Dec 2012 08:29 PM
innereardistortion     
Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.

08 Dec 2012 08:31 PM
Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
Just couldn't decide how long to make those ellipses?

08 Dec 2012 08:31 PM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

innereardistortion: Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.


Peter!

08 Dec 2012 08:33 PM
Mega Steve     

Ennuipoet: [reggiestake.files.wordpress.com image 850x361]


I'm always happy to see Clint Howard in a big movie. It must not be easy living in his brother's shadow.

I actually teared up when MTV gave him a lifetime achievement award.

08 Dec 2012 08:38 PM
MFAWG     

unyon: I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.


They tend not to treat their readers like idiots: 'we'll just say peanut shaped, they'll figure it out'.

08 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Par Toutatis! Le ciel va nous tomber sur la tête!

Sorry. I couldn't help that. Scientists should know better than name a NEO after the Gaulois god worshipped by Astérix and Obélix and their villagem who fear nothing, as is well known, but the possibility of the sky falling on their heads.

Mind you, they named another one after an Egyptian demon of chaos and darkness (Apophis in Greek, Apep in Egyptian). They're just askiing for the sky to fall on our heads.

08 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
Stone Meadow    [TotalFark]  
Congrats, Subby...well played. *2thumbsup.jpg*

08 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
PENIIIIIIIIIIS IIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!! XD

08 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

Linkster: innereardistortion: Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.

Peter!


Tallywhacker
John Thomas
Short arm

08 Dec 2012 09:05 PM
picturescrazy     
That's the third biggest penis I've ever seen.

08 Dec 2012 09:07 PM
GrogSmash     
This would have made an awesome prop on the movie "Flesh Gordon"...

/So ashamed I watched that...
//It was late on a Sunday, and boobies caught my eye :)

08 Dec 2012 09:09 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

unyon: I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.


Damned auto-correct.

08 Dec 2012 09:11 PM
MooseUpNorth     
Author needs a cockpunch for his unforgivable use of profanity: "just a theory".

/ Disappointed the Fark filter doesn't censor that.

08 Dec 2012 09:18 PM
Kryler     

Stone Meadow: Congrats, Subby...well played. *2thumbsup.jpg*


Thanks. It was my first green!
And thanks to Eeek for the gift of TotalFark

08 Dec 2012 09:19 PM
RatMaster999     
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Is it just me?

08 Dec 2012 09:22 PM
Buggar     
It's so large..we are all going to be farked when it comes!

08 Dec 2012 09:25 PM
ski9600     

RatMaster999: [images.nationalgeographic.com image 200x150]
[fc09.deviantart.net image 480x480]

Is it just me?


No, the text says:
The new model of the asteroid (right) is very similar to a radar image (left). Images courtesy Michael Busch

/No shiat Sherlock. 
//Calling Romero

08 Dec 2012 09:28 PM
shanrick    [TotalFark]  
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08 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
Herb Utsmelz    [TotalFark]  
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Neh. Nothing to see here.

08 Dec 2012 09:38 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
We're gonna need some lube ... A lot of lube.

08 Dec 2012 09:38 PM
LaughingRadish     

Day_Old_Dutchie: Linkster: innereardistortion: Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.

Peter!

Tallywhacker
John Thomas
Short arm


Third knee
One-eyed trouser snake
Pizzle
Schlong

08 Dec 2012 09:42 PM
bulok     
Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?

08 Dec 2012 09:42 PM
zerkalo     
British Intelligence? The one based in London, Enguhland?

08 Dec 2012 09:50 PM
ladyfortuna     
Too bad we gutted the space program or we could potentially have been prepared by now to maybe snag it in proximity and mine the crap out of it.

*sigh*

08 Dec 2012 09:55 PM
Amos Quito     

bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?



No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...

08 Dec 2012 10:01 PM
diaphoresis     

Amos Quito: bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?


No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...


and if they DID say something?

08 Dec 2012 10:05 PM
Marcus Aurelius     
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08 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
It is NOT peanut shaped.

It's shaped just like its name.

Two tatas.

08 Dec 2012 10:17 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

ladyfortuna: Too bad we gutted the space program or we could potentially have been prepared by now to maybe snag it in proximity and mine the crap out of it.

*sigh*


We did? Link and no the shuttle couldn't have gotten there.

08 Dec 2012 10:20 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: It is NOT peanut shaped.

It's shaped just like its name.

Two tatas.


The awfully lumpy maybe they should be examined O O

08 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
serialsuicidebomber     
Ah, it's the little NEA that couldn't.

08 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
serialsuicidebomber     

bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?



12 .... it's the new 21.

08 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
tinfoil-hat maggie:

I really should preview before posting.
The =They're
/Meh, who cares

08 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
Nick Nostril     
And a story on "nut busting monkeys" in the left sidebar. This story has everything!

08 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
Amos Quito     

diaphoresis: Amos Quito: bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?


No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...

and if they DID say something?



Then we'd all shiat bricks for two weeks, and it wouldn't matter anyway.

/PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999!

08 Dec 2012 10:30 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
And I forget to close a tag, lovely : )
/Time for more booze.

08 Dec 2012 10:30 PM
Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon     

brantgoose: Par Toutatis! Le ciel va nous tomber sur la tête!


Came for this, leaving oddly unsettled following the commentary.

08 Dec 2012 10:31 PM
EllenTheBad     
Johnson, dolphin (as in "waxing the..."), salami (as in "hide the..."), poker, magic wand, and my all-time fave, brain (he actually admitted his brain was in his pants!).

There are waaaayyy too many words to depict a pecker!

08 Dec 2012 10:32 PM
MBooda     
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08 Dec 2012 10:32 PM
King Something     

LaughingRadish: Day_Old_Dutchie: Linkster: innereardistortion: Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.

Peter!

Tallywhacker
John Thomas
Short arm

Third knee
One-eyed trouser snake
Pizzle
Schlong


Sword.
Meat
Rod "A" (for inserting into Slot "B")
Flagpole
Hoo-Hoo-Dilly
Master Key
Erectoral College
[[検閲]]
Bayonet
Gentleman's Sausage
Vaginal Suppository
Doctor Feelgood
Freight Train

08 Dec 2012 10:39 PM
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