Williams is not quite Johnson, but close enough...

A large penis named "two tits"?

I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.

That's as nutty as squirrel poop.

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Thank you

We're boned.

the asteroid approaches Earth every four years

Right around presidential election time. Coincidence??

it could have been created through the YORP effect



YORP, YORP, YORP.

Looks like a hybrid penis-poop.

Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.

Just couldn't decide how long to make those ellipses?

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Penis.

Peter!

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I'm always happy to see Clint Howard in a big movie. It must not be easy living in his brother's shadow.

I actually teared up when MTV gave him a lifetime achievement award.

unyon: I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.

They tend not to treat their readers like idiots: 'we'll just say peanut shaped, they'll figure it out'.

Par Toutatis! Le ciel va nous tomber sur la tête!

Sorry. I couldn't help that. Scientists should know better than name a NEO after the Gaulois god worshipped by Astérix and Obélix and their villagem who fear nothing, as is well known, but the possibility of the sky falling on their heads.

Mind you, they named another one after an Egyptian demon of chaos and darkness (Apophis in Greek, Apep in Egyptian). They're just askiing for the sky to fall on our heads.

Congrats, Subby...well played. *2thumbsup.jpg*

PENIIIIIIIIIIS IIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!! XD

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Penis.

Peter!

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That's the third biggest penis I've ever seen.

This would have made an awesome prop on the movie "Flesh Gordon"...

/So ashamed I watched that...
//It was late on a Sunday, and boobies caught my eye :)

unyon: I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.

Damned auto-correct.

Author needs a cockpunch for his unforgivable use of profanity: "just a theory".

/ Disappointed the Fark filter doesn't censor that.

Stone Meadow: Congrats, Subby...well played. *2thumbsup.jpg*

Thanks. It was my first green!
And thanks to Eeek for the gift of TotalFark

Is it just me?

It's so large..we are all going to be farked when it comes!

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Is it just me?

No, the text says:
The new model of the asteroid (right) is very similar to a radar image (left). Images courtesy Michael Busch

/No shiat Sherlock. 
//Calling Romero

Neh. Nothing to see here.

We're gonna need some lube ... A lot of lube.

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Penis.

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Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?

British Intelligence? The one based in London, Enguhland?

Too bad we gutted the space program or we could potentially have been prepared by now to maybe snag it in proximity and mine the crap out of it.

*sigh*

bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?


No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...

Amos Quito: bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?


No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...

and if they DID say something?

It is NOT peanut shaped.

It's shaped just like its name.

Two tatas.

ladyfortuna: Too bad we gutted the space program or we could potentially have been prepared by now to maybe snag it in proximity and mine the crap out of it.

*sigh*

We did? Link and no the shuttle couldn't have gotten there.

Gyrfalcon: It is NOT peanut shaped.

It's shaped just like its name.

Two tatas.

The awfully lumpy maybe they should be examined O O

Ah, it's the little NEA that couldn't.

bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?


12 .... it's the new 21.

tinfoil-hat maggie:

I really should preview before posting.
The =They're
/Meh, who cares

And a story on "nut busting monkeys" in the left sidebar. This story has everything!

diaphoresis: Amos Quito: bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?


No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...

and if they DID say something?


Then we'd all shiat bricks for two weeks, and it wouldn't matter anyway.

/PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999!

And I forget to close a tag, lovely : )
/Time for more booze.

brantgoose: Par Toutatis! Le ciel va nous tomber sur la tête!

Came for this, leaving oddly unsettled following the commentary.

Johnson, dolphin (as in "waxing the..."), salami (as in "hide the..."), poker, magic wand, and my all-time fave, brain (he actually admitted his brain was in his pants!).

There are waaaayyy too many words to depict a pecker!

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