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08 Dec 2012 08:42 PM   |   9755 clicks   |   Washington Post
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Apos     
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"Yuuuuuuuuup."

08 Dec 2012 05:19 PM
breakfast_in_bedlam     
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08 Dec 2012 05:23 PM
PreMortem    [TotalFark]  
The zoo's elephant expert herded away curious zoo patrons.

The stupid elephants were too busy sucking their own trunks.

08 Dec 2012 05:26 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Hah!

Clever headline, subby!

08 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
thamike     
I'VE BEEN TO THE ZOO

08 Dec 2012 07:06 PM
AbbeySomeone     
Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.

08 Dec 2012 07:23 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  

AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.


Zooey would be better.

08 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
Ed 'Too Tall' Jones     
I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago

08 Dec 2012 08:48 PM
The Face Of Oblivion     
The zoo's elephant expert herded away curious zoo patrons.

Wow, the mother must have gained a lot of pregnancy weight.

08 Dec 2012 08:50 PM
namegoeshere     

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago


It was. Later it was renamed after a dead rich lady.

I hope they give the kid a lifetime membership.

08 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
RobDownSouth     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hah!

Clever headline, subby!


I think this is the first time in over a year I actually and literally laughed out loud at a Fark headline.

Good work, subby.

08 Dec 2012 08:54 PM
Snapper Carr     

AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure


Am I really so old that that's considered obscure now?

08 Dec 2012 08:54 PM
Kittypie070     
Headline of the Year!!

hahahahahahahah

08 Dec 2012 08:55 PM
Ed 'Too Tall' Jones     

namegoeshere: Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago

It was. Later it was renamed after a dead rich lady.

I hope they give the kid a lifetime membership.


Got it. Yes, names of dead rich ladies do have a particular ring to them, especially when they're in the signature field of a check with many zeroes.

08 Dec 2012 08:57 PM
cc_rider    [TotalFark]  
Nice one, subs.

Link

08 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
blueviking     

Snapper Carr: AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

Am I really so old that that's considered obscure now?


Feck, I got it...if 31 is old, then dagnabbit I guess I'd better get on trading in the regular undies for granny panties before next week.

08 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
gregscott     
Happy birthday to you.
You were born in a Zoo.
You look like a monkey
And smell like one too.

08 Dec 2012 09:01 PM
cyberspacedout     

AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.


You're on, and my 50 internet bucks say she's never satisfied.

08 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
mbillips     
Baby humans are kinda ugly-ass. Not as bad as, say, baby vultures, but definitely uglier than any cat, dog, or ungulate species.

08 Dec 2012 09:05 PM
jaytkay     
+1 Best headline EVAR!, subby, would laugh again!

08 Dec 2012 09:05 PM
taurusowner     

mbillips: Baby humans are kinda ugly-ass. Not as bad as, say, baby vultures, but definitely uglier than any cat, dog, or ungulate species.


And most humans stay ugly for their entire lives.

08 Dec 2012 09:09 PM
LabGrrl     

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago


It is the Burnet Park Zoo. It's the Rosamund Gifford Zoo at Burnet park.

/Wonder if the baby will be a terrible shame and scar children from the sights, close for years then come back awesome. 
//Still have bad times with zoos, and I become one of them thar biologists.

08 Dec 2012 09:16 PM
ttc2301     
HOTY nomination by acclamation, pls

08 Dec 2012 09:21 PM
Summoner101     
First thing I thought of:

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08 Dec 2012 09:25 PM
buckler     
Cool. I'd be honored to be involved with helping a woman give birth. I'd only hope to have the presence of mind to ask others to run for a bag, knife or scissors and string to tie off and cut the umbilical cord while preserving the placenta.

08 Dec 2012 09:30 PM
mbillips     

buckler: Cool. I'd be honored to be involved with helping a woman give birth. I'd only hope to have the presence of mind to ask others to run for a bag, knife or scissors and string to tie off and cut the umbilical cord while preserving the placenta.


OK, every word of that was weird and/or creepy.

08 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
cc_rider    [TotalFark]  

buckler: Cool. I'd be honored to be involved with helping a woman give birth. I'd only hope to have the presence of mind to ask others to run for a bag, knife or scissors and string to tie off and cut the umbilical cord while preserving the placenta.


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08 Dec 2012 09:35 PM
Scrog Monster     
Baby human gets born at zoo. Wasn't this a deleted scene from Planet of the Apes?

08 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
skinink     
Did she give birth like a giraffe and just stood while the baby plopped out of her?

08 Dec 2012 09:43 PM
Chinchillazilla     
Excellent headline.

08 Dec 2012 09:45 PM
Priapetic     
That'll do, subby, that'll do.

/well done sir

08 Dec 2012 09:48 PM
Skullduggery     
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08 Dec 2012 09:51 PM
Amos Quito     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hah!

Clever headline, subby!


Indeed.

Bravo.

08 Dec 2012 09:52 PM
Amos Quito     

Kittypie070: Headline of the Year!!

hahahahahahahah



Seconded (Thirded? Fourthded? Fifthded?)

08 Dec 2012 09:54 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto     

Summoner101: First thing I thought of:

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I'll say.

A woman gave birth on a wildlife path at the Rosamond Gifford Zoo in Syracuse on Friday, delivering her baby girl with the help of zookeepers not far from the bear exhibit.

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08 Dec 2012 10:03 PM
buckler     

mbillips: buckler: Cool. I'd be honored to be involved with helping a woman give birth. I'd only hope to have the presence of mind to ask others to run for a bag, knife or scissors and string to tie off and cut the umbilical cord while preserving the placenta.

OK, every word of that was weird and/or creepy.


Why? It's just first-provider stuff.

08 Dec 2012 10:08 PM
id10ts    [TotalFark]  
Just another placental mammal.

I too laughed at the headline.
+1 subby.

08 Dec 2012 10:08 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

Kittypie070: Headline of the Year!!

hahahahahahahah


Seconded.

08 Dec 2012 10:09 PM
ravenlore     

Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: Headline of the Year!!

hahahahahahahah

Seconded.


Can we please make this a late nominee?

08 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

gregscott: Happy birthday to you.
You were born in a Zoo.
You look like a monkey
And smell like one too.


This = fantastic

08 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
AbbeySomeone     

cyberspacedout: AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.

You're on, and my 50 internet bucks say she's never satisfied.


Why do we scream at each other?

/aigh aigh aigh ya whoo

08 Dec 2012 10:15 PM
Archimedes' Principal     
Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.

/ I do believe it.
// I do believe it's true.

08 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
cryinoutloud     
This makes up for the kid who was dropped into the pit and killed by wild dogs a month ago.

08 Dec 2012 10:31 PM
JonnyBGoode     

dark side of the moon: AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.

Zooey would be better.


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Yes. Yes she would. 

/Hot like... well, you know.

08 Dec 2012 10:32 PM
skinink     

JonnyBGoode: dark side of the moon: AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.

Zooey would be better.

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Yes. Yes she would. 

/Hot like... well, you know.


Why are you calling Emily Blunt Zooey?

08 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
Hagenhatesyouall     
"Here, hold my drink so I can birth this baby right quick...."

08 Dec 2012 10:35 PM
cyberspacedout     

AbbeySomeone: cyberspacedout: AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.

You're on, and my 50 internet bucks say she's never satisfied.

Why do we scream at each other?

/aigh aigh aigh ya whoo


I don't know. Perhaps it's because they were near the bear exhibit. If it had happened in the aviary, it could have brought tears to our eyes.

08 Dec 2012 10:39 PM
cyberspacedout     

cc_rider: buckler: Cool. I'd be honored to be involved with helping a woman give birth. I'd only hope to have the presence of mind to ask others to run for a bag, knife or scissors and string to tie off and cut the umbilical cord while preserving the placenta.

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08 Dec 2012 10:43 PM
craxyd     
Good thing she wasn't near the dingo exhibit.

08 Dec 2012 10:45 PM
God-is-a-Taco     
Nice one, subby.
It's like the years and years of that headline cliche have awaited this very moment.
It's over. We can go home now.

08 Dec 2012 10:56 PM
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