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   We grow 'em big off the coast ah Maine. Lobstahman catches crittah with 4 claws. Ayuh

08 Dec 2012 11:29 PM   |   16435 clicks   |   Bangor Daily News
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St_Francis_P     
Zach Donnell tells WMTW-TV that he's keeping the lobster and feeding it.

Simpsons did it.

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08 Dec 2012 07:00 PM
Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
Clawse ahh good eatin', they ahh. Ayuh

08 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
Zach Donnell

Heh. I farked his mom once.

/CSB

08 Dec 2012 07:24 PM
dickfreckle     
I still have a stuffed lobster (as in stuffed animal) that I slept with as a child. I've lost or forfeited damn near everything when I had wild hairs grow in my ass and decided to split for Paris or San Francisco or even just across town - but for some reason I still have this stupid stuffed lobster.

Couches? Armoires? Rugs? Kitchen supplies? All gone. But this farking lobster is still here.

/he's free-range

08 Dec 2012 08:22 PM
dickfreckle     
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Looks exactly like this.

08 Dec 2012 08:23 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
Wow. What an amazing picture.

08 Dec 2012 08:28 PM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
Sometimes dead is beddah...
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08 Dec 2012 08:33 PM
John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  

PhiloeBedoe: Sometimes dead is beddah...
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Lord that looks tasty.

08 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  

NewportBarGuy: Wow. What an amazing picture.


08 Dec 2012 09:31 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
My mutant cousin
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The guy holding him is kinda weird looking, too

08 Dec 2012 09:42 PM
toddalmighty    [TotalFark]  

NewportBarGuy: Wow. What an amazing picture.


08 Dec 2012 09:51 PM
elvisaintdead    [TotalFark]  

toddalmighty: NewportBarGuy: Wow. What an amazing picture.


08 Dec 2012 10:27 PM
BoxOfBees     

St_Francis_P: Zach Donnell tells WMTW-TV that he's keeping the lobster and feeding it.

Simpsons did it.

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Oscar Wilde did it.

08 Dec 2012 11:36 PM
fisker    [TotalFark]  
I found the picture:

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08 Dec 2012 11:39 PM
To The Escape Zeppelin!     

elvisaintdead: toddalmighty: NewportBarGuy: Wow. What an amazing picture.


08 Dec 2012 11:41 PM
skinink     

CLAW LOBSTA!!!!


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08 Dec 2012 11:42 PM
cousin-merle     
TTIUWP

08 Dec 2012 11:43 PM
gadian     
And people think the southern accent (because there's not more than one, after all) sounds stupid.

08 Dec 2012 11:44 PM
natmar_76     
Quality article with quality picture

Modern journalism

08 Dec 2012 11:45 PM
brobinson2001     
Came here to see if anyone could get pics. The pic here, though, looks like the lobster got attacked right before molting started and lost some legs and both claws.

08 Dec 2012 11:46 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

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08 Dec 2012 11:50 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
Pics or it didn't.....

BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]




Nice

08 Dec 2012 11:52 PM
gadian     

BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]


They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome adaptation.

08 Dec 2012 11:53 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:


THROW IT BACK! Tis clearly the Devil's shellfish!

08 Dec 2012 11:54 PM
cryinoutloud     

skinink: CLAW LOBSTA!!!!
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Iraq lobster!

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08 Dec 2012 11:55 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
i47.tinypic.comView Full Size


/oblig.

09 Dec 2012 12:00 AM
Tchernobog     

gadian: BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]

They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome delicious adaptation.


FTFY.

09 Dec 2012 12:04 AM
JosephFinn     
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Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

09 Dec 2012 12:04 AM
jaytkay     
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09 Dec 2012 12:06 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

NewportBarGuy: [i47.tinypic.com image 600x450]

/oblig.


You fool! They'll just cut off the bands off their claws and team up on you!

09 Dec 2012 12:10 AM
Kittypie070     
Dayum, there was maybe four square inches[2" by 2"] of monitor surface to the very brief story and everything else was website sh*t.

09 Dec 2012 12:12 AM
AssAsInAssassin     

dickfreckle: I still have a stuffed lobster (as in stuffed animal) that I slept with as a child. I've lost or forfeited damn near everything when I had wild hairs grow in my ass and decided to split for Paris or San Francisco or even just across town - but for some reason I still have this stupid stuffed lobster.

Couches? Armoires? Rugs? Kitchen supplies? All gone. But this farking lobster is still here.

/he's free-range


FYI, the saying is "a wild HARE in your ass." As in, a rambunctious rabbit rooting in one's rectum, resulting in renegade something starting with "R".

/You're welcome.

09 Dec 2012 12:13 AM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: You fool! They'll just cut off the bands off their claws and team up on you!


I have prepared for that eventuality:

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09 Dec 2012 12:14 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

Kittypie070: Dayum, there was maybe four square inches[2" by 2"] of monitor surface to the very brief story and everything else was website sh*t.


Job Opportunity?

09 Dec 2012 12:14 AM
rewind2846     
After decades of pouring billions of tons of heinous nasty sh*t into the ocean, we're going to see more of this.
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09 Dec 2012 12:20 AM
brobinson2001     

Tchernobog: gadian: BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]

They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome delicious adaptation.

FTFY.


Sorry, gents. As someone who's bred crayfish for the last 10 years, that's a pre-molt injury. Crustaceans are bi-lateral. If it were genetic, it would've been on both sides, or adversely affected the left claw. Most likely: This guy was an old school balla, and got in a lot of fights where his claw was partially crushed multiple times just a couple months before molting. They regenerate limbs, and the injuries registered as a declawing to the tissues, so each injury told his body to grow a new claw and leg.

09 Dec 2012 12:21 AM
brobinson2001     

brobinson2001: Tchernobog: gadian: BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]

They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome delicious adaptation.

FTFY.

Sorry, gents. As someone who's bred crayfish for the last 10 years, that's a pre-molt injury. Crustaceans are bi-lateral. If it were genetic, it would've been on both sides, or adversely affected the left claw. Most likely: This guy was an old school balla, and got in a lot of fights where his claw was partially crushed multiple times just a couple months before molting. They regenerate limbs, and the injuries registered as a declawing to the tissues, so each injury told his body to grow a new claw and leg.


*Right claw, dammit.

09 Dec 2012 12:22 AM
B.L.Z. Bub     

rewind2846: After decades of pouring billions of tons of heinous nasty sh*t into the ocean, we're going to see more of this.
[www.vanessarodrigues.com image 358x350]


HUMANITY IS A BLIGHT ON MOTHER EARTH!!! WE MUST BE EXTERMINATED!!!1!!

09 Dec 2012 12:27 AM
Gawdzila    [TotalFark]  

NewportBarGuy: [i47.tinypic.com image 600x450]

/oblig.


"I can take you with one claw tied!"

09 Dec 2012 12:28 AM
XplodedSynapses     
i like to get mine at the Jaunt Iggle.
Ayuh.

09 Dec 2012 12:31 AM
ladyfortuna     
Everybody outta here, there's a lobster loose! Cover yourselves in hot butter and carry lemon wedges, just in case!

09 Dec 2012 12:36 AM
ladyfortuna     
In all seriousness, since nothing is obscure on Fark, if someone knows what that's from, I'd love to find out. My sister used to say that when I was a kid and I never knew.

09 Dec 2012 12:37 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

B.L.Z. Bub: rewind2846: After decades of pouring billions of tons of heinous nasty sh*t into the ocean, we're going to see more of this.
[www.vanessarodrigues.com image 358x350]

HUMANITY IS A BLIGHT ON MOTHER EARTH!!! WE MUST BE EXTERMINATED!!!1!!


I think we're pretty well on our way to doing that to ourselves.

09 Dec 2012 12:44 AM
B.L.Z. Bub     

fusillade762: B.L.Z. Bub: rewind2846: After decades of pouring billions of tons of heinous nasty sh*t into the ocean, we're going to see more of this.
[www.vanessarodrigues.com image 358x350]

HUMANITY IS A BLIGHT ON MOTHER EARTH!!! WE MUST BE EXTERMINATED!!!1!!

I think we're pretty well on our way to doing that to ourselves.


And I'm sure you tree huggers will be creaming your pants over it.

09 Dec 2012 12:51 AM
Holy Carp    [TotalFark]  
Ayuh? We say Ayut. Sometimes spelled Ayotte but sounds the same. Stick to the cape massholemiter

09 Dec 2012 01:05 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do     
what kind of third world heathen eats the claws?

09 Dec 2012 01:05 AM
AngryRadio     
Crawmerax arises!


D:

09 Dec 2012 01:06 AM
Anastacya     
Has anyone mentioned that the article fails without a picture yet? Just wanted to say that the article fails without a picture.

/fails

09 Dec 2012 01:11 AM
Keizer_Ghidorah     
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"Brother! I shall avenge you!"

09 Dec 2012 01:11 AM
flamingboard     
Delicious water bugs.

09 Dec 2012 01:12 AM
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