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   Not-so-innocent reindeer games: Some jackhole decided to toss a deer with a rope tied around its neck from an interstate overpass. Photos show Bambi slammed through a big rig's windshield, barely missing the driver

09 Dec 2012 12:46 AM   |   13553 clicks   |   WTVR
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tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
That is sick.

08 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  
That's terrible. What kind of sicko does that? Glad the truck driver wasn't seriously hurt.

08 Dec 2012 11:36 PM
Atypical Person Reading Fark     
It was probably an unemployed Australian radio personality.

08 Dec 2012 11:55 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Deer getting lynched? What's next?

08 Dec 2012 11:59 PM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
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Approves

09 Dec 2012 12:21 AM
Spad31    [TotalFark]  
Was the deer meat saved? Them's good eatin'.

09 Dec 2012 12:22 AM
Nofun     
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Sorry, my mind immediately went here...

09 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
Loucifer     
Have they ruled out suicide?

09 Dec 2012 12:50 AM
ladyfortuna     
Ok that got a legitimate 'ughhhh' from me. I realize deer sometimes jump over bridges accidentally (one of my professors had that situation to deal with once in a residential neighborhood), but doing it deliberately is sick. It almost doesn't matter if the deer was dead or alive, though if it was alive, that's of course even worse.

09 Dec 2012 12:51 AM
Hot Carl To Go     

Loucifer: Have they ruled out suicide?


Nice

09 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
These idiots definitely on the Naughty List now!

09 Dec 2012 12:55 AM
ReluctantPaladin     
I wouldn't cry if that jackhole (and more than likely a buddy or 2) were thrown over an overpass with a rope around their neck.

/Provided the road was closed first of course.

09 Dec 2012 12:56 AM
Mega Steve     
Did he get to keep the deer?

09 Dec 2012 12:56 AM
zerkalo     
And that's why you're not invited in any of our games

09 Dec 2012 12:58 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
what is this. I don't even.

09 Dec 2012 12:58 AM
p4p3rm4t3     
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Wanted for questioning.

09 Dec 2012 12:58 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Hot Carl To Go: Loucifer: Have they ruled out suicide?

Nice


Very : )

09 Dec 2012 12:59 AM
faeriefay     
This is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. What the fark is wrong with farking people? Seriously?

09 Dec 2012 01:00 AM
flamingboard     
Mmmmmm tenderized venison.

09 Dec 2012 01:01 AM
duffblue     
Hanging a deer is the easiest way to butcher it in the field.

09 Dec 2012 01:05 AM
styckx    [TotalFark]  
Deer tossed from I-295

God dammit, why in New Jersey

VARINA, Va. (WTVR)

Oh, Virginia, thank god.

09 Dec 2012 01:05 AM
johndalek     
it is always sad to see a deer take its own life like that. If the deer only realised that there are a lot of caring people out there that could help thru troubled times, then it might go on to live a life more fulfilled.

09 Dec 2012 01:10 AM
Begoggle     
So wait... after this happens, he pulls into a gas station and "stays the night" where some stranger finds him THE NEXT DAY and apparently calls the authorities.
That doesn't make any sense.

09 Dec 2012 01:11 AM
JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
Who uses a term like "jackhole"?

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Oh, sorry, R. Lee Subby. Carry on then.

09 Dec 2012 01:11 AM
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman     

Begoggle: So wait... after this happens, he pulls into a gas station and "stays the night" where some stranger finds him THE NEXT DAY and apparently calls the authorities.
That doesn't make any sense.


Actually, the article says he called the authorities before pulling into the gas station, and the incident occurred around 12:30 am. The woman just happened to stop at the same gas station around 8:30, see the damage, take photos and make a comment to the reporter, but authorities were already on the case.

My best guess, it was a couple of teenagers who thought it would be funny and only considered what the truck might do to the deer, and not the other way around.

09 Dec 2012 01:18 AM
Aulus    [TotalFark]  
Not quite the same thing, but back in the 1930s, my Great-uncle Fred (maternal grandmother's brother) was a truck driver in Illinois. Trucks were smaller then, not a s big as semis today, so deer hits were more serious.

One night, he hit a deer that came up over the hood and through the windshield on the driver's side of the cab. Uncle Freddy had the deer's front legs on either side of his head and still kicking, as it was still alive. He got the truck to a stop and then sat there holding the legs and hooves away from his head until the deer bled to death. He said it seemed to take forever to die.

09 Dec 2012 01:19 AM
clevernamehere     

dark side of the moon: That's terrible. What kind of sicko does that? Glad the truck driver wasn't dozens of people in a potential multi-car pileup weren't seriously hurt or killed.


ftfy.

JonnyBGoode: Who uses a term like "jackhole"?


Maybe they were thinking Jackalope?

09 Dec 2012 01:19 AM
chitlenz     

09 Dec 2012 01:20 AM
Amos Quito     

Aulus: Not quite the same thing, but back in the 1930s, my Great-uncle Fred (maternal grandmother's brother) was a truck driver in Illinois. Trucks were smaller then, not a s big as semis today, so deer hits were more serious.

One night, he hit a deer that came up over the hood and through the windshield on the driver's side of the cab. Uncle Freddy had the deer's front legs on either side of his head and still kicking, as it was still alive. He got the truck to a stop and then sat there holding the legs and hooves away from his head until the deer bled to death. He said it seemed to take forever to die.



Wow,

CSB.

09 Dec 2012 01:23 AM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  

JonnyBGoode: Who uses a term like "jackhole"?

 

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09 Dec 2012 01:32 AM
jtown     
Jesus. What happened to squirting mustard into convertibles?

/millhouse

09 Dec 2012 01:35 AM
mr0x     

Aulus: Not quite the same thing, but back in the 1930s, my Great-uncle Fred (maternal grandmother's brother) was a truck driver in Illinois. Trucks were smaller then, not a s big as semis today, so deer hits were more serious.

One night, he hit a deer that came up over the hood and through the windshield on the driver's side of the cab. Uncle Freddy had the deer's front legs on either side of his head and still kicking, as it was still alive. He got the truck to a stop and then sat there holding the legs and hooves away from his head until the deer bled to death. He said it seemed to take forever to die.



Why didn't he get out of the truck? He sat in there in the truck, holding the deer's leg while it bled to death?

09 Dec 2012 01:35 AM
Clint_Torres     
What the fark is wrong with people?!

09 Dec 2012 01:40 AM
qorkfiend     
Bunch of savages in this town.

09 Dec 2012 01:43 AM
Begoggle     

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Begoggle: So wait... after this happens, he pulls into a gas station and "stays the night" where some stranger finds him THE NEXT DAY and apparently calls the authorities.
That doesn't make any sense.

Actually, the article says he called the authorities before pulling into the gas station, and the incident occurred around 12:30 am. The woman just happened to stop at the same gas station around 8:30, see the damage, take photos and make a comment to the reporter, but authorities were already on the case.


Oh yeah... I missed that part.

09 Dec 2012 01:44 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do     

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Begoggle: So wait... after this happens, he pulls into a gas station and "stays the night" where some stranger finds him THE NEXT DAY and apparently calls the authorities.
That doesn't make any sense.

Actually, the article says he called the authorities before pulling into the gas station, and the incident occurred around 12:30 am. The woman just happened to stop at the same gas station around 8:30, see the damage, take photos and make a comment to the reporter, but authorities were already on the case.

My best guess, it was a couple of teenagers who thought it would be funny and only considered what the truck might do to the deer, and not the other way around.


to add to that some einstein didn't realize the height from the ground to overpass. didn't realize deer carcass to height of semi.

09 Dec 2012 01:46 AM
Aces and Eights     

mr0x: Aulus: Not quite the same thing, but back in the 1930s, my Great-uncle Fred (maternal grandmother's brother) was a truck driver in Illinois. Trucks were smaller then, not a s big as semis today, so deer hits were more serious.

One night, he hit a deer that came up over the hood and through the windshield on the driver's side of the cab. Uncle Freddy had the deer's front legs on either side of his head and still kicking, as it was still alive. He got the truck to a stop and then sat there holding the legs and hooves away from his head until the deer bled to death. He said it seemed to take forever to die.

Why didn't he get out of the truck? He sat in there in the truck, holding the deer's leg while it bled to death?


'Cause deer hooves are sharp and dangerous. They were on either side of his head, kicking. My guess is he couldn't let go long enough to unhook his seatbelt and open the door, or he'd get his ear sliced off.

09 Dec 2012 01:53 AM
DON.MAC    [TotalFark]  
My neighbor was killed by some idiots who tossed a big rock off an overpass. To this day I'll slow down if I see people hanging out above the lane on an overpass.

09 Dec 2012 02:09 AM
whither_apophis     
I am trustful that any moran(s) with the ability to come up with that plan will evently Darwin himself.

/however, sometimes it's a slow process.

09 Dec 2012 02:17 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
Reminds me of the LA Riots in '92.

People were throwing bricks and other stuff from the freeway overpasses.

09 Dec 2012 02:27 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

chitlenz: Deer 911 anyone?


No Bambulance for YOU!

09 Dec 2012 02:28 AM
Badafuco     
D'oe!

09 Dec 2012 02:32 AM
Gyrfalcon     

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Begoggle: So wait... after this happens, he pulls into a gas station and "stays the night" where some stranger finds him THE NEXT DAY and apparently calls the authorities.
That doesn't make any sense.

Actually, the article says he called the authorities before pulling into the gas station, and the incident occurred around 12:30 am. The woman just happened to stop at the same gas station around 8:30, see the damage, take photos and make a comment to the reporter, but authorities were already on the case.

My best guess, it was a couple of teenagers who thought it would be funny and only considered what the truck might do to the deer, and not the other way around.


Very probably. And they're probably still hiding. It totally sounds like something kids would do and laugh stupidly right up to the moment the truck went skidding off the road, at which point they were like "OH SHIAT RUN!"

09 Dec 2012 02:33 AM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER     
My uncle and my cousin were driving a semi through New York state in the '80s during an independent truckers' strike. As my uncle was driving under an overpass, someone threw a crate of tomatoes off, and it carried the windshield into his lap. My cousin was in the sleeper at the time, and he climbed down and stuck his head out the window and directed my uncle over two lanes of traffic to the side of the road. No major injuries, just cuts and scratches, and a severe case of fudged chonies for my uncle.

09 Dec 2012 02:35 AM
Halfmast Trousers    [TotalFark]  

Aces and Eights: mr0x: Aulus: Not quite the same thing, but back in the 1930s, my Great-uncle Fred (maternal grandmother's brother) was a truck driver in Illinois. Trucks were smaller then, not a s big as semis today, so deer hits were more serious.

One night, he hit a deer that came up over the hood and through the windshield on the driver's side of the cab. Uncle Freddy had the deer's front legs on either side of his head and still kicking, as it was still alive. He got the truck to a stop and then sat there holding the legs and hooves away from his head until the deer bled to death. He said it seemed to take forever to die.

Why didn't he get out of the truck? He sat in there in the truck, holding the deer's leg while it bled to death?

'Cause deer hooves are sharp and dangerous. They were on either side of his head, kicking. My guess is he couldn't let go long enough to unhook his seatbelt and open the door, or he'd get his ear sliced off.


Seatbelt? In the 1930s?

09 Dec 2012 02:48 AM
Majin_Buu     
A reindeer would have made a much larger hole than that, though not quite as big as one made by a moose or yeti.

09 Dec 2012 03:11 AM
Snotnose     

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: My best guess, it was a couple of teenagers who thought it would be funny and only considered what the truck might do to the deer, and not the other way around.


You say that like you think it's ok. If that's true they should tie a rope to the testicles of the teenagers and toss them over a bridge, having first added armor the the semis going under the bridge and telling the drivers what the asshats did. And make sure the whole thing is on the national news of all 3 networks.

/ tell Fox the teenagers are Obama workers for more airtime.

09 Dec 2012 03:30 AM
Summoner101     

Loucifer: Have they ruled out suicide?


Possible relative

09 Dec 2012 03:54 AM
AbbeySomeone     
Somebody will spill the beans on them.

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Begoggle: So wait... after this happens, he pulls into a gas station and "stays the night" where some stranger finds him THE NEXT DAY and apparently calls the authorities.
That doesn't make any sense.

Actually, the article says he called the authorities before pulling into the gas station, and the incident occurred around 12:30 am. The woman just happened to stop at the same gas station around 8:30, see the damage, take photos and make a comment to the reporter, but authorities were already on the case.

My best guess, it was a couple of teenagers who thought it would be funny and only considered what the truck might do to the deer, and not the other way around.

to add to that some einstein didn't realize the height from the ground to overpass. didn't realize deer carcass to height of semi.


Or they didn't realize how heavy it would be once they tried to dangle it over the side.

09 Dec 2012 03:57 AM
MagSeven     

DON.MAC: My neighbor was killed by some idiots who tossed a big rock off an overpass. To this day I'll slow down if I see people hanging out above the lane on an overpass.


We recently had a teenager die falling off an overpass while throwing rocks/iceballs at interstate traffic. Maybe karma crosses state lines.

09 Dec 2012 05:15 AM
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