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   Synthetic pot now responsible for 11,000 visits each year to the emergency room. Real pot still responsible for several million visits each year to Pizza Hut

09 Dec 2012 12:14 PM   |   6136 clicks   |   home testing
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OmniscientFool     
Synthetic pot is to real pot, as neo-conservatives are to real conservatives.

09 Dec 2012 02:42 AM
nekom    [TotalFark]  
What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???

09 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
MacEnvy    [TotalFark]  
There's an easy way to fix this.

09 Dec 2012 09:58 AM
MasterAdkins    [TotalFark]  

MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.


In three.

09 Dec 2012 09:59 AM
BronyMedic     
Pot is a religion.

/is "X is a religion" a meme on fark yet?

09 Dec 2012 10:03 AM
MayoSlather     
Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

09 Dec 2012 10:29 AM
BronyMedic     

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.


Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

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09 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

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Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!

09 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
Snarfangel     

nekom: What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???


A lifetime supply of cadmium in every puff!

09 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
BronyMedic     

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!


TRAVESTY!

09 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
Brick-House     
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09 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
Filet-O-Fish     
Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.

09 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
uncleacid     
I can be non-responsive without drugs.

09 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
enry    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: Pot is a religion.

/is "X is a religion" a meme on fark yet?


ORLY said that Christianity is nit a religion.

09 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
Rich Cream     
That site surely has no bias.

/that was an ad, right?

09 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     

MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.


This

09 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
whatsupchuck     
The prohibition of alcohol led to very similar problems. Somehow we managed to figure that one out.

09 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     

Filet-O-Fish: Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.


This sounds completely ridiculous but 100% true

09 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
milsorgen     

nekom: What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???


That's why it shouldn't have been driven underground, when it was available in stores it was being mixed up locally by brick and mortar businesses. They could of been held accountable for using inferior ingredients or willfully endangering people. But now that it's been demonized and driven underground, of course rotten farkers are going to try and maximize profit at the expense of customers health.


/I liked it personally, not as much as the good stuff but I was paying sales tax on it from local shops and it felt good.
//The whole UA thing was a nice bonus too.

09 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
cig-mkr     

Britney Spear's Speculum: MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.

This


Everyone know that pot is the first step down the road to crack and heroin.

09 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
Rich Cream     
I'm amazed to see a site against drug use showcasing how prohibition causes more damage than the contraband ever could.

/ironic?

09 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
jj325    [TotalFark]  
These kids today with their Pac Man video games, Dan Fogelberg records. and synthetic weed. Back in my day we smoked real weed and we never went to the ER

09 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste     

MasterAdkins: MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.

In three.


Clearly we need to make this stuff illegal and make weed super-duper illegal. Then no one will smoke either *...puff, cough, cough cough...* one anymore. I don't know why no one considered this before! That's all it would take *...puff, cough, cough cough...* to win the war on drugs. It's can't possibly fail.

09 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
reklamfox     
My roomie smokes the fake stuff and it smells AWFUL. I'd rather have the smell of skunk weed fill our house then that nasty shiat. It's ridiculous because we live in a college town and he can't find any real pot. In a COLLEGE TOWN. That's sad.

09 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
Hector Remarkable     
Drugs are bad, m'kay?

09 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.


It looks like he picked a fair and representative selection of interviewees about as well as this videographer did (pops).

09 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
letrole     
Homosexuality is a Religion.

09 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
Besholives     

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!


Ummm, me. I get that sweet pink chocolate on the regular.

Wait, being a pothead was a prerequisite? I thought it was an added bonus.

09 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
BronyMedic     

letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.


Religion is a homosexuality.

09 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
ravenlore     
Not only is the fake shiat unbelievably unhealthy, it's also expensive as hell.

09 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
WeenerGord     

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!



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Why don't you try cruisin the chatrooms

09 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
letrole     
letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.

BronyMedic: Religion is a homosexuality.

Biatching about postage is a piss-poor hobby.

09 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
RulerOfNone     

letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.


Wat.

09 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
relcec     
pick up basketball injuries responsible for 375,000 injuries per year that result in an emergency room visits for teenagers. that's over 1000 ER visits every day for the devil sport called basketball.
quit with the drug demonization.
everything has a societal cost, and these are all small amounts to pay for personal autonomy over one's life and body.

09 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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What (the) synthetic pot (I have) might look like.

09 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
BummerDuck     
Fix the economy and cut medical 11,000 emergency visits, with just one change in the law.

Thanks Prohibitionist and Religious sh*t bags.

09 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
fknra     
cannabis is a weed... it'll grow almost anywhere as long as its moderate weather and gets light...

why would you smoke synthetic?

09 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
D_Evans45     
The government attempted to make THC based medicine "without the effects that get you high", called Marinol. At least 4 people have died to date using this garbage, not to mention all the hospital visits. They took harmless weed and made it into a lethal product.

Also strange that the gov't agencies have jumped through flaming hoops to prove cannabis "has no medicinal value," yet has held the patent for cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants for almost a decade.

Im pretty happy that all those cops who find people with weed can no longer harass and imprison them in the states with new legislation.

/Ive found a small bit of joy in the butthurt that the pro-prohibition crowd has been enduring
//Your state is next, dumbass

09 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
bwilson27     
I dunno... I smoked ounces of so-called Spice and all it ever did was get me high. A hell of a lot better than the Brick weed they force me to buy around here, and it was legal.. The only problem I had was it was more expensive than regular crap weed.
Now it's been taken out of the stores, it's back to Mexican Goat Cartel Weed. Cough.

09 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
Hector Remarkable     

RulerOfNone: letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.

Wat.


He said, "Pizza Hut is filled with religious homosexuals who smoke pot." Pay attention.

09 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

fknra: cannabis is a weed... it'll grow almost anywhere as long as its moderate weather and gets light...

why would you smoke synthetic?


Easier to get, less chance of getting your asshole pounded in prison because of bullshiat prohibition laws.

Of course, when the fake shiat drives you insane and you kill someone or yourself, it seems like buying the real shiat might not be as risky.

09 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
relcec     

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.



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09 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
StickyBunBandit     
Next thing you know, they will be smoking bananas again.

09 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
BronyMedic     

letrole: Biatching about postage is a piss-poor hobby.


But hobbies are a religion, Sir.

09 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
D_Evans45     
Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.



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09 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
b0rg9     
Pizza Slut -- home of the Deep Dick Cesarean

09 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
D_Evans45     

bwilson27: I dunno... I smoked ounces of so-called Spice and all it ever did was get me high. A hell of a lot better than the Brick weed they force me to buy around here, and it was legal.. The only problem I had was it was more expensive than regular crap weed.
Now it's been taken out of the stores, it's back to Mexican Goat Cartel Weed. Cough.



Where the hell do you live?

09 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

D_Evans45: Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.


No one likes a tease.

09 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
abhorrent1     
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09 Dec 2012 12:57 PM
BronyMedic     

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Judging by her right arm, she'll think it's a good time to mainline some china white.

09 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
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