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   Actual headline: "Atlanta police find homicide victim seeking suspect." Uh, oh. Zombie homicide detectives

09 Dec 2012 11:15 AM   |   5636 clicks   |   CBS 46 Atlanta
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ucan'tcmee     
Oh, comma, how powerful you are!

09 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
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Arctic Phoenix     
Well, based on the "interviews" of some of the people in the story, not everyone in that neighborhood is playing with a full deck of cards.

09 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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Arthurgoboom     
DNRTFA but are they confused about the difference between "homicide" and "attempted homicide"?

09 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
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Just_a_Bear     
don't you mean 'zombie homicide victims'?

09 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Run, Rick Grimes, RUN!!!

09 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
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tetsoushima     
So you're saying that the suspect was victim-seeking?

09 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
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offmymeds     

ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!


Atlanta police find homicide victim, seeking suspect


Transitive verbs: How do they work?

09 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
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ThatGuyFromTheInternet     
One's a no-nonsense cop. The other's a loose cannon who's back from the dead seeking revenge. They're teaming up for Zombie Justice Coming soon to NBC.

09 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
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sure haven't     
That headline makes no sense, and zombies are retarded.

09 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
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TV's Vinnie     
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ElmUnTurr....euhhhh drrr WuhtSuNNNNN BRAAAAINNSSS!

09 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
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GeeksAreMyPeeps    [TotalFark]  
sounds like a zombie personals ad

09 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
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ZMugg     
2.bp.blogspot.com

Has 99 problems, but the headline aint one of 'em.

well, 1 major one
not obscure

09 Dec 2012 11:51 AM
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Eravior     
ThatGuyFromTheInternet:

One's a no-nonsense cop. The other's a loose cannon who's back from the dead seeking revenge. They're teaming up for Zombie Justice Coming soon to NBC.


It's actually a movie called Dead Heat. I would not recommend watching it.

09 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
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steamingpile     

Rufus Lee King: When are you Atlanta area folks gonna get started on that wall around the perimeter?


Well most of this is just south Atlanta, specifically southwest Atlanta, lovingly referred to as SWATS. The perimeter means nothing, everything to the north is under better control.

09 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
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HeartBurnKid     

ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!


What other punctuation mark can, by its absence, turn a simple panda into a homicidal maniac?

upload.wikimedia.org

09 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
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carrion_luggage     
The Walking Det.?

09 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
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anotar     
Thought this deserves a mention:

Shoot, was trying to embed but it is hard to concentrate on that while yelling at kids to get off my lawn I guess.

Well, here's a link to Warren Zevons final public performance on Letterman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIC4j 6Rn9s4

09 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  

steamingpile: Rufus Lee King: When are you Atlanta area folks gonna get started on that wall around the perimeter?

Well most of this is just south Atlanta, specifically southwest Atlanta, lovingly referred to as SWATS. The perimeter means nothing, everything to the north is under better control.


Exactly. If we could build the wall somewhere near Midtown/Va. Highlands.....

09 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
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BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  

offmymeds: ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!

Atlanta police find homicide victim, seeking suspect


Transitive verbs: How do they work?


When I read the headline, I thought that police were looking for a homicide suspect when they stumbled upon a body.

09 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
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SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
More inportantly, is Carl in the house?

09 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
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SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
*sigh*
IMPORTANTLY


Love how I don't notice typoes until after I hit post.

09 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
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wildcardjack     
Homicide victim goes chasing after the person who killed him?

I think that's this movie

ecx.images-amazon.com

Guy gets spiked with untreatable poison, goes on a film noir chase to find his killer. I could be wrong, I haven't seen the movie since the mid 90's.

09 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  

SilentStrider: More inportantly, is Carl in the house?


Quick! The Carlsignal!

09 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
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lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
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/hot like she was before the DUIs and stuff

09 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
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ITGreen     

HeartBurnKid: ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!

What other punctuation mark can, by its absence, turn a simple panda into a homicidal maniac?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x282]


Great book.

Also, great headline Subs

09 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
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Another Government Employee     
Active genetic selection. Only the best corpse are selected for zombie training.

09 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
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Unobtanium    [TotalFark]  

tetsoushima: So you're saying that the suspect was victim-seeking?


I guess it depends on whether the word "suspect" in that sentence is a noun, a verb, or an adjective, and which word is the object of the sentence.

/I was told there would be no English

09 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
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cmb53208     
Michonne not available for comment

09 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
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zenmonkeycat     
The headline could also be the title of an edgy reboot of Pirandello's play "Six Characters in Search of an Author."

09 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  

Rufus Lee King: When are you Atlanta area folks gonna get started on that wall around the perimeter?


Don't they already have the Atlantic traffic ring? From what I hear, it works nearly as well as a wall.

09 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
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ucan'tcmee     

HeartBurnKid: ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!

What other punctuation mark can, by its absence, turn a simple panda into a homicidal maniac?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x282]


And there's also this fine example:

www.dailywritingtips.com

09 Dec 2012 05:41 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Just_a_Bear: don't you mean 'zombie homicide victims'?


That's what I thought. The homicide victim was seeking the suspect...FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!

09 Dec 2012 07:03 PM
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