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   Protip: When selecting your house to burglarize, don't pick the one where the owner is a trainer specializing in boxing AND kickboxing. With "he didn't think his cunning plan through" pics

09 Dec 2012 06:46 PM   |   18867 clicks   |   KFOR Oklahoma City
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marius2    [TotalFark]  
We've had people try and jump some of our fighters while they are wearing their fight-team hoodies. Criminals aren't that smart.

09 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
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2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
That's one lucky assed burglar, considering that Oklahoma has a castle law.

09 Dec 2012 05:00 PM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
that was ill advised.

09 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
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slayer199    [TotalFark]  
Damn, that dude put a thumping on him. So he gets a double punishment...beat silly by the homeowner and charged with burglary.

09 Dec 2012 05:09 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
www.qadate.com

The bad thing is, the cost to tax payers to prosecute and house the idiot, and the hospital that will have to eat the bill.


/well, and the homeowner having to fix the damage to his property

09 Dec 2012 05:19 PM
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AbbeySomeone     
He deserved it.

09 Dec 2012 05:25 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

09 Dec 2012 05:28 PM
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Friskya    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.


They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

09 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Friskya: They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.


*snert*

He'd just thumb his nose at everyone else.

09 Dec 2012 06:38 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
This is why you should always carry a gun when you break into someone's home.

09 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
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Fart_Machine     

marius2: We've had people try and jump some of our fighters while they are wearing their fight-team hoodies. Criminals aren't that smart.


If they were smart they'd wait till they were sure the house was empty.

09 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
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starlost    [TotalFark]  
When selecting your house to burglarize......

i wouldn't burglarize my house. your house maybe but not my own.

09 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Never was a burglar's name less deserved.

Also, he's lucky to be alive. That homeowner looks like he could make Tyson back down.

09 Dec 2012 06:59 PM
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uttertosh    [TotalFark]  
Enjoyable article: +1

09 Dec 2012 07:01 PM
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Quantum Apostrophe     

Friskya: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.


"ought".

09 Dec 2012 07:13 PM
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jsteiner78     
I need to learn to throw a good punch -

09 Dec 2012 07:16 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Friskya: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.


Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering what a thumb might sound like.

09 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
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Iron Felix     
The anchor meg alexander is a hottie....

09 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
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Lachwen     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Friskya: They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

*snert*

He'd just thumb his nose at everyone else.


"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

09 Dec 2012 07:21 PM
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danno_to_infinity     
ho ho ho, those pictures are priceless.

09 Dec 2012 07:27 PM
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Mister Peejay     

marius2: We've had people try and jump some of our fighters while they are wearing their fight-team hoodies. Criminals aren't that smart.


Worf Effect?

/not linking

09 Dec 2012 07:28 PM
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Mister Peejay     

starlost: When selecting your house to burglarize......

i wouldn't burglarize my house. your house maybe but not my own.


Wouldn't that suck, being caught by your own dumb ass.

Worse, the homeowner is guaranteed to be there. No matter where you go, there you are!

09 Dec 2012 07:31 PM
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dopirt     

09 Dec 2012 07:31 PM
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cig-mkr     
So the burglar tried to break the homeowners fist by using his face?
/Duh, color him stupid and black and blue.

09 Dec 2012 07:32 PM
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Dr.Mxyzptlk.     
Yo- move your head and for the love of God cut an angle once in awhile. Okay get back in there.

09 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
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luthia     

Lachwen: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Friskya: They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

*snert*

He'd just thumb his nose at everyone else.

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"


I do not bite my thumb at you; but I bit my thumb SIR.

09 Dec 2012 07:39 PM
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whatshisname     
5'-8", 220 lbs?

That's a lot of muscle.

09 Dec 2012 07:40 PM
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oukewldave     

dopirt: I got distracted and weepy-eyed watching Meteorologist Chase Thomason proposes to KFOR's Ashton Edwards on Live TV


What the hell?! What about frugal Friday!??

09 Dec 2012 07:42 PM
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Friskya    [TotalFark]  

Quantum Apostrophe: Friskya: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

"ought".


[thatsthejoke.jpg]

09 Dec 2012 07:43 PM
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A Shambling Mound     
Yes but what happens when an intruder gains control of your boxing and kickboxing trainer and uses him against you?

Obviously no one is thinking with their children.

09 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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Amos Quito     

Gyrfalcon: Never was a burglar's name less deserved.

Also, he's lucky to be alive. That homeowner looks like he could make Tyson back down.



Are you calling Tyson Chicken?

09 Dec 2012 08:04 PM
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teeny     

Amos Quito: Gyrfalcon: Never was a burglar's name less deserved.

Also, he's lucky to be alive. That homeowner looks like he could make Tyson back down.


Are you calling Tyson Chicken?


iseewhatyoudidthere.jpeg

09 Dec 2012 08:18 PM
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Nick Nostril     
Ironically enough, the perps full name is Jonathan Notso Wise.

09 Dec 2012 08:20 PM
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wrenchboy     

Iron Felix: The anchor meg alexander is a hottie....


Something about a burglar, what?

09 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
Shut up, Meg.

/thanks for last month TF, deadtom
//and thank you for this month of TF, JustSurfin!

09 Dec 2012 08:30 PM
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vudukungfu     

marius2: Criminals aren't that smart.


09 Dec 2012 08:34 PM
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Mock26     
I fully support gun ownership, castle doctrine, and blowing away scumbags who break into your house. Sometimes, however, it is better when the homeowner does not kill them!

/I laughed out loud.
//For several minutes.

09 Dec 2012 08:42 PM
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Pincy    [TotalFark]  
Ya ya ya, it's cool that the good guy won this time and we can all live vicariously through this bad ass. But there is a reason the police don't encourage people to be heroes. The headline could have easily been "don't bring your kickboxing to a gun fight".

09 Dec 2012 08:53 PM
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Diana Fyer     

Pincy: Ya ya ya, it's cool that the good guy won this time and we can all live vicariously through this bad ass. But there is a reason the police don't encourage people to be heroes. The headline could have easily been "don't bring your kickboxing to a gun fight".


Just ask Macho.

/close enuff.

09 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
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AbbeySomeone     

fusillade762: Friskya: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering what a thumb might sound like.


Youu guys just back off for a minute. This happened in a southern state and y'all know that the thumb of God is mighty. Just think of the sound and feel the absolute power it commands.

/woo!502!

09 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
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WordsnCollision     
plutoniumblond.files.wordpress.com

/He didn't bow to his sensei.

09 Dec 2012 09:14 PM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  
Holy shiat. That guy really got the cherry jello kicked out of him. Nice job to the homeowner.

09 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
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JorgiX     
After Nationals, we decided to celebrate at a buddy's place for the success our state had at the event and he offered us to stay to avoid drunk driving and stuff like that (plus a lot of guys were not locals and they were asked to move out of the Olympic Training Center the next day). In any case, we were all sleeping after a night of partying and whatnot when someone heard a guy trying to break in and woke everyone up. There was around 5 boxers and the rest of the guys were mostly swimmers, who even if they are not trained to fight are still VERY powerful athletes. Well, the guy walked into a living room full of high performance athletes and promptly gets his ass kicked.

When the cops came, he was wrapped in duct tape and they laughed and thanked us for the "present." In retrospect I think of what could have happened if he was armed.

/csb

09 Dec 2012 09:38 PM
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AbbeySomeone     

WordsnCollision: [plutoniumblond.files.wordpress.com image 350x338]

/He didn't bow to his sensei.


/applause

09 Dec 2012 09:45 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Pincy: Ya ya ya, it's cool that the good guy won this time and we can all live vicariously through this bad ass. But there is a reason the police don't encourage people to be heroes. The headline could have easily been "don't bring your kickboxing to a gun fight".


If this guy is as good as he seems to be, I suspect that if he'd seen the guy a) had a gun and b) looked prepared to use it, he would have shut the door and called the cops, before finding and using his own firearm. GOOD martial artists know their limitations, and wouldn't try to disarm a trained gunman.

However, anyone dumb enough to break into a garage in the middle of the afternoon without checking if the house is occupied or not probably isn't such a person. (i.e., trained)

09 Dec 2012 10:04 PM
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unchellmatt     
You know... I've heard and used the expression someone was "thrown a beatin'".

This one wasn't thrown. This one was launched from around 30k' and landed right on that poor bastard's face.

09 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
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grimlock1972     
In the moron's defense unless the guy was a local celebrity he had no way of knowing what a colossal blunder he made until he took a fist to the face.

09 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
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JesusJuice     

AssAsInAssassin: This is why you should always carry a gun when you break into someone's home.


Which is why homeowners should immediately shoot dead all intruders.

09 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
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erik-k     

grimlock1972: In the moron's defense unless the guy was a local celebrity he had no way of knowing what a colossal blunder he made until he took a fist to the face.


He couldn't do a little target surveillance? Or simply wait for the guy to leave for work?

09 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
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blottoman     
Well, he did leave with somethin

09 Dec 2012 11:27 PM
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