We've had people try and jump some of our fighters while they are wearing their fight-team hoodies. Criminals aren't that smart.

That's one lucky assed burglar, considering that Oklahoma has a castle law.

that was ill advised.

Damn, that dude put a thumping on him. So he gets a double punishment...beat silly by the homeowner and charged with burglary.

The bad thing is, the cost to tax payers to prosecute and house the idiot, and the hospital that will have to eat the bill.

/well, and the homeowner having to fix the damage to his property

He deserved it.

From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

Friskya: They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

*snert*

He'd just thumb his nose at everyone else.

This is why you should always carry a gun when you break into someone's home.

marius2: We've had people try and jump some of our fighters while they are wearing their fight-team hoodies. Criminals aren't that smart.

If they were smart they'd wait till they were sure the house was empty.

When selecting your house to burglarize......

i wouldn't burglarize my house. your house maybe but not my own.

Never was a burglar's name less deserved.

Also, he's lucky to be alive. That homeowner looks like he could make Tyson back down.

Enjoyable article: +1

Friskya: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

"ought".

I need to learn to throw a good punch -

Friskya: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering what a thumb might sound like.

The anchor meg alexander is a hottie....

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Friskya: They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

*snert*

He'd just thumb his nose at everyone else.

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

ho ho ho, those pictures are priceless.

marius2: We've had people try and jump some of our fighters while they are wearing their fight-team hoodies. Criminals aren't that smart.

Worf Effect?

/not linking

starlost: When selecting your house to burglarize......

i wouldn't burglarize my house. your house maybe but not my own.

Wouldn't that suck, being caught by your own dumb ass.

Worse, the homeowner is guaranteed to be there. No matter where you go, there you are!

I got distracted and weepy-eyed watching Meteorologist Chase Thomason proposes to KFOR's Ashton Edwards on Live TV

So the burglar tried to break the homeowners fist by using his face?
/Duh, color him stupid and black and blue.

Yo- move your head and for the love of God cut an angle once in awhile. Okay get back in there.

Lachwen: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Friskya: They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

*snert*

He'd just thumb his nose at everyone else.

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

I do not bite my thumb at you; but I bit my thumb SIR.

5'-8", 220 lbs?

That's a lot of muscle.

dopirt: I got distracted and weepy-eyed watching Meteorologist Chase Thomason proposes to KFOR's Ashton Edwards on Live TV

What the hell?! What about frugal Friday!??

Quantum Apostrophe: Friskya: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

"ought".

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Yes but what happens when an intruder gains control of your boxing and kickboxing trainer and uses him against you?

Obviously no one is thinking with their children.

Gyrfalcon: Never was a burglar's name less deserved.

Also, he's lucky to be alive. That homeowner looks like he could make Tyson back down.


Are you calling Tyson Chicken?

Amos Quito: Gyrfalcon: Never was a burglar's name less deserved.

Also, he's lucky to be alive. That homeowner looks like he could make Tyson back down.


Are you calling Tyson Chicken?

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Ironically enough, the perps full name is Jonathan Notso Wise.

Iron Felix: The anchor meg alexander is a hottie....

Something about a burglar, what?

Shut up, Meg.

/thanks for last month TF, deadtom
//and thank you for this month of TF, JustSurfin!

marius2: Criminals aren't that smart.

I fully support gun ownership, castle doctrine, and blowing away scumbags who break into your house. Sometimes, however, it is better when the homeowner does not kill them!

/I laughed out loud.
//For several minutes.

Ya ya ya, it's cool that the good guy won this time and we can all live vicariously through this bad ass. But there is a reason the police don't encourage people to be heroes. The headline could have easily been "don't bring your kickboxing to a gun fight".

Pincy: Ya ya ya, it's cool that the good guy won this time and we can all live vicariously through this bad ass. But there is a reason the police don't encourage people to be heroes. The headline could have easily been "don't bring your kickboxing to a gun fight".

Just ask Macho.

/close enuff.

fusillade762: Friskya: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: "I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door."

If the guy can hear your THUMB, you're screwed.

They aught to thump the idiot who did the spell check on this article.

Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering what a thumb might sound like.

Youu guys just back off for a minute. This happened in a southern state and y'all know that the thumb of God is mighty. Just think of the sound and feel the absolute power it commands.

/woo!502!

/He didn't bow to his sensei.

Holy shiat. That guy really got the cherry jello kicked out of him. Nice job to the homeowner.

After Nationals, we decided to celebrate at a buddy's place for the success our state had at the event and he offered us to stay to avoid drunk driving and stuff like that (plus a lot of guys were not locals and they were asked to move out of the Olympic Training Center the next day). In any case, we were all sleeping after a night of partying and whatnot when someone heard a guy trying to break in and woke everyone up. There was around 5 boxers and the rest of the guys were mostly swimmers, who even if they are not trained to fight are still VERY powerful athletes. Well, the guy walked into a living room full of high performance athletes and promptly gets his ass kicked.

When the cops came, he was wrapped in duct tape and they laughed and thanked us for the "present." In retrospect I think of what could have happened if he was armed.

/csb

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/He didn't bow to his sensei.

/applause

Pincy: Ya ya ya, it's cool that the good guy won this time and we can all live vicariously through this bad ass. But there is a reason the police don't encourage people to be heroes. The headline could have easily been "don't bring your kickboxing to a gun fight".

If this guy is as good as he seems to be, I suspect that if he'd seen the guy a) had a gun and b) looked prepared to use it, he would have shut the door and called the cops, before finding and using his own firearm. GOOD martial artists know their limitations, and wouldn't try to disarm a trained gunman.

However, anyone dumb enough to break into a garage in the middle of the afternoon without checking if the house is occupied or not probably isn't such a person. (i.e., trained)

You know... I've heard and used the expression someone was "thrown a beatin'".

This one wasn't thrown. This one was launched from around 30k' and landed right on that poor bastard's face.

In the moron's defense unless the guy was a local celebrity he had no way of knowing what a colossal blunder he made until he took a fist to the face.

AssAsInAssassin: This is why you should always carry a gun when you break into someone's home.

Which is why homeowners should immediately shoot dead all intruders.

grimlock1972: In the moron's defense unless the guy was a local celebrity he had no way of knowing what a colossal blunder he made until he took a fist to the face.

He couldn't do a little target surveillance? Or simply wait for the guy to leave for work?

Well, he did leave with somethin