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   Planet of the Apes is coming true. Monkeys are now getting dressed and shopping for Swedish furniture

09 Dec 2012 10:33 PM   |   6041 clicks   |   CBC
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
Monkey's what?

09 Dec 2012 06:29 PM
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colinspooky    [TotalFark]  
cousins

09 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

colinspooky: cousins



uncle

09 Dec 2012 06:58 PM
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optikeye    [TotalFark]  
"It must be somebody's pet because he was wearing a jacket," the Ikea spokesperson said earlier, referring to the monkey, which was wearing a miniature, brown, shearling-type jacket.

Well, Duh.

09 Dec 2012 08:02 PM
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Klippoklondike    [TotalFark]  
Murders of the Rue Ikea

09 Dec 2012 08:07 PM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
"It was the weirdest thing." she told CBC News. "I thought I was going insane."

That IS the kind of thing that will make you blink your eyes and shake your head a couple times.

09 Dec 2012 08:11 PM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
www.cbc.ca
That's the ugliest dwarf I've ever seen!

09 Dec 2012 08:12 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amcg6k PZtUk
 
When they're not working on their abs, Pankun and James shop too. 

09 Dec 2012 08:25 PM
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Elzar     
/ Guenter unimpressed
img9.imageshack.us

09 Dec 2012 09:24 PM
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RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  
www.thatcutesite.com

09 Dec 2012 09:54 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Well at least they caught it, so it's not on the lam anymore.

09 Dec 2012 10:13 PM
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sno man    [TotalFark]  
ms. man & I were actually at that very store today at about the same time too, but never saw the little fuzzy guy. Poor thing, now he's getting taken away from his human (who cared enough to get him that fine coat) because he's not allowed to be a pet. So he'll be placed in a zoo, and never get to wear that coat again...

09 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
I think it's more likely the monkey works there

/it would explain the instructions

09 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
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sno man    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Well at least they caught it, so it's not on the lam anymore.


heh.
I sheep what you did there...

09 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
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JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Haven't you always wanted a mon-KEY.

09 Dec 2012 10:35 PM
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phrawgh     
NO!

09 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
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Make More Hinjews     
www.thatscricket.com

I told you if we let them play cricket, it would get out of control.

09 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
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sendtodave     
Like everyone else, he has become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.

09 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
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ShuyaNanahara     
And that's why I never take macaque out in public.

09 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
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Make More Hinjews     

ShuyaNanahara: And that's why I never take macaque out in public.


Hehe... thread over, man. Thread over.

09 Dec 2012 10:51 PM
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rockforever     
He went missing and 30 minutes later someone got a really hairy meatball.

09 Dec 2012 10:51 PM
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Apos     
pics.imcdb.org

is on the case.

09 Dec 2012 10:52 PM
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darkedgefan     
It's already true. Look who the ________ is.

Take a guess. I didn't say it.

09 Dec 2012 10:53 PM
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LordOfThePings     
us.123rf.com

Hear no Christmas music,
Speak no Christmas greeting,
See no Christmas adverts.

09 Dec 2012 10:55 PM
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StokeyBob     
Was he later spotted telling a penguin joke in a nearby bar?

Penguin Joke Link

09 Dec 2012 11:01 PM
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TomD9938     

Marcus Aurelius: "It was the weirdest thing." she told CBC News. "I thought I was going insane."

That IS the kind of thing that will make you blink your eyes and shake your head a couple times.


Long ago in my car audio days a guy dropped off his giant Chevy Crew Cab Dually to have an alarm system put in.

He described what he wanted protected (glass, doors, ignition kill, topper door, etc), hopped in his ride and split.

I was working alone and had blocked his truck out for most of the day.

About the time I finally came around to start with the topper contacts/wiring, I pop open the topper door, drop the gate and look up to see a sort of dog kennel with a big farking, red-assed, long-fanged baboon in it.

The thing must have been drugged because he only sat there, fingers gripping the bars, without moving a muscle, his eyes never leaving me.

I never found out why this guy had a baboon, but Im pretty sure he didnt mention his leaving with me just to fark with me.

It seemed like the sort of thing a guy hauling around a drugged baboon would do.

09 Dec 2012 11:11 PM
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stuffy     
www.jackiegleason.com
I knew this would happen when
they started that bussen crap.

09 Dec 2012 11:12 PM
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Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay     
i1048.photobucket.com

09 Dec 2012 11:13 PM
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Surool     
I wasn't aware ikea shopping was actually in the remake.

09 Dec 2012 11:18 PM
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Valiente     

Marcus Aurelius: [www.cbc.ca image 220x200]
That's the ugliest dwarf I've ever seen!


On the other hand, Snooki's kid is pretty advanced on the walking.

09 Dec 2012 11:22 PM
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trapped-in-CH     
it's the meatballs with gravy and those berries (Lingol berries?). Whatever they are, they're eff'n irresistible.

09 Dec 2012 11:23 PM
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Devolving_Spud     
Maybe the monkey was the lookout.

09 Dec 2012 11:30 PM
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TheMega     
Shoppers eventually alerted Ikea staff, who then contacted animal services.

I'm guessing the staff didn't possess the intelligence, much like the monkey, to get on the intercom and ask shoppers in the store if someone was missing a monkey....

/at least the monkey has an excuse - it can't farking talk!

09 Dec 2012 11:30 PM
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jack_sawyer75     

ShuyaNanahara: And that's why I never take macaque out in public.


Win. Wondered when that was coming.

09 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
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Dumb-Ass-Monkey    [TotalFark]  
I had nothing to do with this.

09 Dec 2012 11:41 PM
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anfrind     

trapped-in-CH: it's the meatballs with gravy and those berries (Lingol berries?). Whatever they are, they're eff'n irresistible.


They're called lingonberries.

10 Dec 2012 12:02 AM
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jgrynspan     
This is across the street from where I work. If I get to my desk and there's a monkey there... again...

10 Dec 2012 12:02 AM
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Linkster    [TotalFark]  

TheMega: Shoppers eventually alerted Ikea staff, who then contacted animal services.

I'm guessing the staff didn't possess the intelligence, much like the monkey, to get on the intercom and ask shoppers in the store if someone was missing a monkey....

/at least the monkey has an excuse - it can't farking talk!


That you know of!

10 Dec 2012 12:11 AM
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Loud_Mouth_Soup     
I arrived about 10 minutes after they caught him. I was quite upset they didn't let him get comfy in one of the living rooms up on the second floor.

I also work across the street, so I'll stop by tomorrow to see if they've got him working the lunch shift the cafeteria.

10 Dec 2012 12:29 AM
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iwantamonkey     
Pet monkeys aren't for just anyone i40.photobucket.com

10 Dec 2012 12:42 AM
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Mega Steve     

Loud_Mouth_Soup: I arrived about 10 minutes after they caught him. I was quite upset they didn't let him get comfy in one of the living rooms up on the second floor.

I also work across the street, so I'll stop by tomorrow to see if they've got him working the lunch shift the cafeteria.


He better be wearing gloves if he does

bibliophilica.files.wordpress.com

Take your stinking paws off my food, you damn dirty ape! Oh, and can we get more breadsticks?

10 Dec 2012 12:44 AM
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Makh    [TotalFark]  
It's because he hated cleaning bathrooms.

10 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
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cynicalMFer     
That would explain my experience at the Portland IKEA yesterday. Buncha monkeys in the store wandering around the place.

/get. the. FARK. out. of. the. way.
//yes, its a teacup. Have you never seen one before?

10 Dec 2012 12:58 AM
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Bennie Crabtree     

sno man: ms. man & I were actually at that very store today at about the same time too, but never saw the little fuzzy guy. Poor thing, now he's getting taken away from his human (who cared enough to get him that fine coat) because he's not allowed to be a pet. So he'll be placed in a zoo, and never get to wear that coat again...


Do monkeys have property? I'm not sure that I've ever heard of a monkey treating an object as property. I suppose that if they ahve teddy bears and toys they might consider a coat to be property and have a concept of ownership, or some other attachment.

10 Dec 2012 01:00 AM
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danielscissorhands     

cynicalMFer: That would explain my experience at the Portland IKEA yesterday. Buncha monkeys in the store wandering around the place.

/get. the. FARK. out. of. the. way.
//yes, its a teacup. Have you never seen one before?


imageshack.us

10 Dec 2012 01:05 AM
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phrawgh     

Bennie Crabtree: Do monkeys have property? I'm not sure that I've ever heard of a monkey treating an object as property. I suppose that if they ahve teddy bears and toys they might consider a coat to be property and have a concept of ownership, or some other attachment.


Some monkey's are quite fond of their porches.

10 Dec 2012 01:05 AM
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ICDedPpl     
www.kfirearms.com
www.anaitgames.com

10 Dec 2012 01:11 AM
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Mega Steve     

ICDedPpl: [www.kfirearms.com image 400x266]
[www.anaitgames.com image 615x303]


Monkeys with guns?
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/Ok...I'm done
//For NOW

10 Dec 2012 01:33 AM
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propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
Speaking of lingonberries, I wonder which of the monkey's owners is in charge of changing his diaper?

10 Dec 2012 02:06 AM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
"It was the weirdest thing." she told CBC News. "I thought I was going insane."

I have the weirdest macaque right now...

10 Dec 2012 02:32 AM
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