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   There is NO WAY this awesome prank straight from an '80s comedy will fail -- famous last words of two CU students

09 Dec 2012 08:41 PM   |   30286 clicks   |   Denver Post
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Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
dizziness and dropping in and out of consciousness

Asshats.

09 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
St_Francis_P     
The "awesome prank" is pretty stupid, then and now.

09 Dec 2012 07:25 PM
Bob Falfa    [TotalFark]  
Enjoy explaining your expulsion to your parents, asshats.

09 Dec 2012 07:33 PM
Amos Quito     
"The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


Seems a bit harsh.

Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


/Except Rohypnol, of course

09 Dec 2012 07:34 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


Seems a bit harsh.

Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


/Except Rohypnol, of course


Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.

09 Dec 2012 08:04 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance    [TotalFark]  

Amos Quito: Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


Except for your cat.

09 Dec 2012 08:06 PM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet     
See? Cannabis IS evil!

09 Dec 2012 08:10 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Reminds me of the one (and only) episode of "ER" I ever watched (because it was directed by Quentin Tarantino). A bunch of kids end up in the ER after eating chocolates dosed with LSD. One of the nurses unwittingly eats one and wanders around all wide-eyed and pawing at the walls like a child. No. Just no. You'd think you were dying or had been poisoned.

Never watched that stupid show again.

09 Dec 2012 08:24 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

Lsherm: Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


Seems a bit harsh.

Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


/Except Rohypnol, of course

Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.



Hmmm...maybe that would explain why I've gotten a migraine everytime I've smoked pot in the past.  Don't smoke it anymore because migraines suck, no matter the cause. 

09 Dec 2012 08:26 PM
Treygreen13     

fusillade762: Reminds me of the one (and only) episode of "ER" I ever watched (because it was directed by Quentin Tarantino). A bunch of kids end up in the ER after eating chocolates dosed with LSD. One of the nurses unwittingly eats one and wanders around all wide-eyed and pawing at the walls like a child. No. Just no. You'd think you were dying or had been poisoned.

Never watched that stupid show again.


You really showed them!

09 Dec 2012 08:44 PM
Hickory-smoked     

Bob Falfa: Enjoy explaining your expulsion

sentence to your parents cellmates , asshats.

For you, it is fixed. 

/Even when pot is universally legal, that shiat ain't gonna fly

09 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
Coyote Doyenne     

Bathia_Mapes: Hmmm...maybe that would explain why I've gotten a migraine everytime I've smoked pot in the past.  Don't smoke it anymore because migraines suck, no matter the cause.


I couldn't agree with you more.

/migraines suck
//smoking pot kicks in an asthma attack

09 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
theteacher     
You JUST GOT legalized weed. Don't go farking it up for everyone, jerkwads.

09 Dec 2012 08:46 PM
SearchN     
Dick move by the students.

/I am curious to see what happens next though.
//I give it 3 days or less before the 'Its because pot is legal!' shiat starts.

09 Dec 2012 08:46 PM
LDM90     
But I have been assured by Fark that pot is completely harmless and just legalize it already!

09 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  
CU?

CU?

I guess that's short for

"CU in court."

"CU try to talk your way out of this."

"CU in prison."

"CU in the rapetorium."

09 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
GeeksAreMyPeeps    [TotalFark]  
"Amusing"? Not "Stupid" or "Dumbass"?

09 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
Smackledorfer     

Lsherm: Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


Seems a bit harsh.

Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


/Except Rohypnol, of course

Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.


We essentially have no-harm no-foul with drinking and driving, among other things.

I think felony is pushing it here. People have done and will do worse things, with malice no less, and gotten much less time.

When being an idiot about drugs is multiple felonies than hopefully battery is life in prison.

09 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
Dr.Zom     
I just assume every brownie inside Boulder city limits is made with weed.

09 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
whither_apophis     
In defense of 80's... actually 70's sitcoms: Mr. Carlson did give everyone a Christmas bonus.

09 Dec 2012 08:48 PM
Amos Quito     

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Amos Quito: Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.

Except for your cat.



LOL!

CSB:

Back in the 80's a buddy had a cat that would follow a joint/bowl/bong as it was passed around the room, begging for hits.

/CSB

09 Dec 2012 08:49 PM
Moron Police     
From TFA: Cunningham and Essa are being held without bond at the Boulder County jail, Huff said.

Really? By all means, charge them, but no bond?

09 Dec 2012 08:50 PM
lewismarktwo     

Lsherm: Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


Seems a bit harsh.

Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


/Except Rohypnol, of course

Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.


LOLOLOL

But, seriously, it IS just a prank, but it's never cool to dose people without their knowledge. Ever. They deserve a moderate punishment.

09 Dec 2012 08:50 PM
JohnnyC     
FTA:"Anybody who thinks this is cute, anybody who thinks this was funny, is going to face pretty serious sanctions, both criminally and potently within the student conduct process," said CU spokesman Bronson Hilliard.

Whoa... whoa... I understand going after the pricks who gave out laced brownies to people without telling them and for making them too strong, but I don't think your "you thought it was funny or cute" is going to hold up in the legal system as a valid reason for charging someone with a crime. I get it... you're mad, however, that is no reason to make wild ass claims like that. ;)

09 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto     
There's a big difference between feeling dizzy/high/whatever after you know you've taken a dose of something, and having that all of a sudden come on. I smoke pot so rarely that if I was in class and suddenly the room was spinning, um, yeah, I might go to the ER as a precaution. My first thought might not be "oh, wait, it's just pot".

I just don't get why you'd want to waste good drugs on unsuspecting people. Either they came up with that idea, baked them, and handed them out while stoned off their ass, or they have enough money/connections/a big enough habit where using that much pot for a joke was worth it. In any case, pretty effing lame.

09 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
AcneVulgaris     

Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


Seems a bit harsh.

Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


/Except Rohypnol, of course


I tried eating pot once. I ate a little, nothing happened, a little more, nothing. Screw it, I'll finish off this eighth. Nothing, for an hour or so, and then suddenly holy shiat. I staggered around for a bit, and passed out for 22 hours. When I came to my wife was trying to drag me into the car to go to the hospital.

Definately not a cool prank.

09 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
SwiftFox     

Coyote Doyenne: Bathia_Mapes: Hmmm...maybe that would explain why I've gotten a migraine everytime I've smoked pot in the past.  Don't smoke it anymore because migraines suck, no matter the cause.

I couldn't agree with you more.

/migraines suck
//smoking pot kicks in an asthma attack


Ah, migraines. Who need hallucinogens when a nice sunny day can fill your vision with jaggedy illusions and render big chunks of your field of vision totally blind?

09 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
Another Government Employee     
It was funny on Barney Miller.

It really isn't when it happens to you. Informed consent is always the best choice.

09 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
Satanic_Hamster     

Smackledorfer: I think felony is pushing it here. People have done and will do worse things, with malice no less, and gotten much less time.

When being an idiot about drugs is multiple felonies than hopefully battery is life in prison.


Drugging someone without their consent could hurt them severely, both physically or legally. What if they tried to drive, not knowing this? Or if they never realized they had pot brownies and work in a place that they're subject to drug tests?

You want to fark up your own life, that's your own business. But if you want to end or ruin another person's life then you should do some serious time.

09 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
erewhon     
On the other hand, it is permissible to feed people something...regional...under the guise of it being food.

My next younger brother made The Fabulous Souse Plate to work really early at Christmas, and slipped it into the executive pile. It was a work of art, it was, all sorts of expensive, fancy crackers and a very nice tray he had no intent of claiming afterwards (he got it at a yard sale for this very purpose).

Eventually, the upper crust elite managers were commenting on the wonderful pate arrangement. To which a secretary said "Honey, that's no pate, that's head cheese"

Ah. If only I had been there. Apparently it was Stephen King-esque, sort of like the blueberry pie contest. Women screamed, strong men cursed, and there was weeping and gnashing of teeth.

/head cheese isn't that bad, if you've got your mind right

09 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
Tourney3p0     

lewismarktwo:
LOLOLOL


Idiot.

09 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
Taylor Mental     
Came for the copper reference. Leaving disappointed.

09 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
JerkyMeat    [TotalFark]  
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09 Dec 2012 08:53 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

lewismarktwo: Lsherm: Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


Seems a bit harsh.

Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


/Except Rohypnol, of course

Not really. I'm allergic to THC (I probably would have been hospitalized along with the professor). You shouldn't be drugging people without their knowledge, period. I think it rises to felony level.

LOLOLOL

But, seriously, it IS just a prank, but it's never cool to dose people without their knowledge. Ever. They deserve a moderate punishment.


Potheads usually insist that it isn't possible, but both times I tried pot I had a severe allergic reaction. The first time I was smoking it, the second time I ingested it.

I suppose I could carry out an experiment with an injection of pure THC, but what's the point? I'm also allergic to opiates, so no codeine for me at the hospital.

09 Dec 2012 08:53 PM
erewhon     
s/made...to work/brought....to work/

09 Dec 2012 08:53 PM
pagstuff     
This is why we can't have nice things

09 Dec 2012 08:54 PM
Happy Hours     
What '80s comedy are you talking about subby? I must have missed it.

The only thing I can think of is that episode of Barney Miller where Wojo's girlfriend made hash brownies and he brought them to the precinct but Wojo didn't intend to get everyone stoned.

Link

Feeding people drugs without their knowledge is evil - but that was a pretty funny episode.

09 Dec 2012 08:54 PM
Pvt Joker     

zamboni: CU?

CU?

I guess that's short for

"CU in court."

"CU try to talk your way out of this."

"CU in prison."

"CU in the rapetorium."



CU Next Tuesday

09 Dec 2012 08:55 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
FTA:"Anybody who thinks this is cute, anybody who thinks this was funny, is going to face pretty serious sanctions, both criminally and potently within the student conduct process," said CU spokesman Bronson Hilliard.

I see.

I think this is cute and funny.

COME AT ME, BRO!

09 Dec 2012 08:55 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: There's a big difference between feeling dizzy/high/whatever after you know you've taken a dose of something, and having that all of a sudden come on. I smoke pot so rarely that if I was in class and suddenly the room was spinning, um, yeah, I might go to the ER as a precaution. My first thought might not be "oh, wait, it's just pot".

I just don't get why you'd want to waste good drugs on unsuspecting people. Either they came up with that idea, baked them, and handed them out while stoned off their ass, or they have enough money/connections/a big enough habit where using that much pot for a joke was worth it. In any case, pretty effing lame.


This. Seriously expensive joke.

Such a tragic waste of weed... That's the real crime. Hang him.

09 Dec 2012 08:57 PM
iaazathot     
Yeah,

Pot is WAAAAAY more powerful when ingested. It takes on much stronger hallucinagenic properties and can last for hours and hours.

So, I have been told...

09 Dec 2012 08:57 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass     

whither_apophis: In defense of 80's... actually 70's sitcoms: Mr. Carlson did give everyone a Christmas bonus.


70's?

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09 Dec 2012 08:58 PM
Lava Lamp Repairman    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: Hmmm...maybe that would explain why I've gotten a migraine everytime I've smoked pot in the past. Don't smoke it anymore because migraines suck, no matter the cause.


That's a real lose-lose situation...migraines really are teh suck (haven't had one in years - thank you, FSM). It's too bad you can't enjoy the benefits of a little herb now and then - it's very nice.

And those two asshats definitely deserve some jail time...dosing someone without their knowledge is a shiatty thing to do.

09 Dec 2012 08:58 PM
Amos Quito     

AcneVulgaris: Amos Quito: "The Boulder County district attorney will review the case, at which time Cunningham and Essa may each face more than 10 felonies, Huff said."


Seems a bit harsh.

Then again, it is NEVER cool to offer any intoxicant to unwitting / unwilling participants.


/Except Rohypnol, of course

I tried eating pot once. I ate a little, nothing happened, a little more, nothing. Screw it, I'll finish off this eighth. Nothing, for an hour or so, and then suddenly holy shiat. I staggered around for a bit, and passed out for 22 hours. When I came to my wife was trying to drag me into the car to go to the hospital.

Definately not a cool prank.



Yeah, I was going to mention earlier that one of my nephews made a batch of brownies for his bachelor party (I missed it :-\) and EVERYONE who ate them got baked to the point of misery - and a lot of those guys have been all-day-every-day tokers for years.

Either he used WAAAY too much, or eating it must be a different experience.

09 Dec 2012 08:58 PM
Happy Hours     
Oh, and the hash episode of Barney Miller aired in 1976. The '70s called. They asked that you stop confusing them with the '80s.

09 Dec 2012 08:58 PM
Another Government Employee     

iaazathot: Yeah,

Pot is WAAAAAY more powerful when ingested. It takes on much stronger hallucinagenic properties and can last for hours and hours.

So, I have been told...


Sort of true. The feeling is a bit stronger and it does last a little bit longer.

But I hate picking the stems out of my teeth.

09 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
sycraft     
I can see people being really worried and scared. After all, think about how you feel when you are pretty stoned or drunk. Think about some of the symptoms, like dizziness, lack of coordination, trouble concentrating, changes in temperature perception and so on. Everything is, well, different. Now when you get high/drunk you know what you are doing and why it happens so no big deal. But if that started happening to you all of a sudden, for no apparent reason? You might well freak out because you have no idea what is going wrong and there are some serious medical problems that can present similar symptoms.

Also, not everyone has something to compare it to. Not everyone gets high. So it isn't like everyone could even say "Oh this feel like when I'm high, that is probably what happened," never mind that suppressing higher reasoning is one of the effects.

So I can understand why they are in so much trouble.

09 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
Satanic_Hamster     

Moron Police: From TFA: Cunningham and Essa are being held without bond at the Boulder County jail, Huff said.

Really? By all means, charge them, but no bond?


That's a typo. They meant "without bong." Damn pot smokers...

09 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
they could get jobs as DJs in Australia

09 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
Teresaol31     
Not in any way excusing the students who brought the brownies...but considering that many people live in filth and that you can never tell what "secret" ingredient that may have been used in making them that you could be exposed to...why would you ever eat something given to you by some random classmate or anyone else outside your immediate circle of friends and family? I used to do it, but one year I attended a potluck with some coworkers, and then drove one of said coworkers home because her car was in the shop...I was shocked to find out that her house was filthy, because she was a well dressed lady who made the kind of money that would pay for a housekeeper. I spent the whole evening wondering if I was about to come down with something from eating what was prepared in her home. It it made me realize that you can never tell simply based on how someone acts at work or school what their home may be like. I will never eat anything that was not either prepared myself, or prepared at a commercial establishment. Home cooked treats and dishes are off limits.

09 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
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