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   Brace yourselves: Someone has just bought the entire world supply of donkey cheese

10 Dec 2012 05:13 AM   |   8051 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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quatchi     
...prepared to pay up to £400 a pound for it.

I'd eat half a pound of the stuff for 800 bucks on a bet but I'd prolly have to be really drunk first and a double dog dare would need to be in play

10 Dec 2012 01:22 AM
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Apos     
Quite a bit of cheddar involved, then?

10 Dec 2012 01:23 AM
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
Someone Anyone? that bastard!

10 Dec 2012 01:31 AM
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quatchi     

Apos: Quite a bit of cheddar involved, then?


Cheddar?

*blink*

thewisecracker.com

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

/You're in no position to judge here after that last joke :>p.

10 Dec 2012 01:31 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.


Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

10 Dec 2012 02:03 AM
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quatchi     

Somacandra: quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?


Not *today* sir, no.

10 Dec 2012 02:05 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
I want to try wolverine cheese.

10 Dec 2012 03:00 AM
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libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  
I really wasn't given enough warning to brace myself for this.

I love donkey cheexe!!!

10 Dec 2012 05:17 AM
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DiRF     

quatchi: Somacandra: quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Not *today* sir, no.


Camembert?

10 Dec 2012 05:21 AM
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No Time To Explain     
Ok, NOW I want off this planet

10 Dec 2012 05:22 AM
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sexorcisst     
That seems awfully steep for ass cheese.

10 Dec 2012 05:25 AM
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jimmyego    [TotalFark]  
How can you buy it all when my donkeys are producing it right now?

10 Dec 2012 05:26 AM
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Happy Hours     

quatchi: Apos: Quite a bit of cheddar involved, then?

Cheddar?

*blink*

[thewisecracker.com image 320x244]

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

/You're in no position to judge here after that last joke :>p.


I usually think Monty Python references are overused but I have to admit this time it's very appropriate.

Who the fark wants donkey cheese anyway? They're filthy animals. They're like horses but much worse.

10 Dec 2012 05:30 AM
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drjekel_mrhyde     
Pretty sure in South America they make this stuff also. Zimmern drank milk fresh from a donkey on his show.

10 Dec 2012 05:33 AM
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Martian_Astronomer     
Step 1: Corner the market for donkey cheese.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit Total world domination. 

For some reason I'm imagining the guy rubbing his hands together and cackling.

10 Dec 2012 05:35 AM
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Purple_Jack     
I'm off to buy some Emmental before Federer gets any ideas.

10 Dec 2012 05:45 AM
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meatofmystery     
Djokovic looks like a donkey, too

10 Dec 2012 05:52 AM
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Prank Call of Cthulhu     
How about some donkey punch to wash it down with?

10 Dec 2012 06:00 AM
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No Time To Explain     

sexorcisst: That seems awfully steep for ass cheese.


Annnnnd THERE'S where or thread ends, boys and girls

/why didn't I think of it that way?

10 Dec 2012 06:01 AM
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gwenners     
Came here to make a donkey punch joke, but Prank Call of Cthulhu just beat me to it. Now I feel like an ass.

10 Dec 2012 06:02 AM
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starlost    [TotalFark]  
time to find some gordon ramsay you farking donkey clips.

10 Dec 2012 06:07 AM
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Wizard Drongo     

DiRF: quatchi: Somacandra: quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Not *today* sir, no.

Camembert?


Do you in fact, have any cheese at all?

10 Dec 2012 06:11 AM
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fanbladesaresharp     
Free shipping?

10 Dec 2012 06:13 AM
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Shyla     
Why don't we just post a big DailyMail link at the top of Fark?

10 Dec 2012 06:23 AM
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quatchi     

Wizard Drongo: DiRF: quatchi: Somacandra: quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Not *today* sir, no.

Camembert?

Do you in fact, have any cheese at all?


No sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

*blink*

10 Dec 2012 06:30 AM
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majik624     
Brayce ourselves? OK.

10 Dec 2012 06:38 AM
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monty666    [TotalFark]  

majik624: Brayce ourselves? OK.


Sure thing, tardface.

10 Dec 2012 06:44 AM
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SkunkWerks     
i.huffpost.com

What? No Donkey Sauce? Denied!?

10 Dec 2012 06:44 AM
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SkunkWerks     

Shyla: Why don't we just post a big DailyMail link at the top of Fark?


Daily Mail is the ginger child of Fark. Confirm/Deny?

10 Dec 2012 06:45 AM
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LaughingRadish     
No Donkey Hote?

/obscure?

10 Dec 2012 06:49 AM
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Onkel Buck     
i136.photobucket.com
someone say donkey?

10 Dec 2012 06:50 AM
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SkunkWerks     

LaughingRadish: No Donkey Hote?

/obscure?


/elkabong'd

10 Dec 2012 06:50 AM
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monty666    [TotalFark]  

Onkel Buck: [i136.photobucket.com image 288x432]
someone say donkey?


You suck.

10 Dec 2012 06:54 AM
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fyrewede    [TotalFark]  
Someone on St. John (USVI) ought to get wind of the fact that people will pay through the nose for this stuff. Not only is the island crawling with wild goats, there are feral donkeys everywhere...and they just...roam around, mooching off tourists occasionally, enjoying the nice weather... Nice place to be a donkey all things considered.

10 Dec 2012 07:01 AM
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Hawnkee     
thumbs.newschoolers.com

10 Dec 2012 07:07 AM
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spawn73     

drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure in South America they make this stuff also. Zimmern drank milk fresh from a donkey on his show.


If they do, his restaurant will be ruined!

10 Dec 2012 07:29 AM
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marius2    [TotalFark]  
Sorry, I got hungry

10 Dec 2012 07:34 AM
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buttcat     
I am still trying to figure out who Brace yourselves Someone is. South American celebrity, maybe?

10 Dec 2012 07:38 AM
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SkunkWerks     

buttcat: I am still trying to figure out who Brace yourselves Someone is. South American celebrity, maybe?


Dr. Where's Stanley Tweedle, you're needed in surgery.

www.sadgeezer.com

10 Dec 2012 07:44 AM
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darth_badger     
p2.la-img.com

10 Dec 2012 07:46 AM
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zamboni    [TotalFark]  
Damn... what will I enjoy with my Muttonbrau now?

10 Dec 2012 07:47 AM
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poorjon     
They laughed at me! But once again, the conservative donkey cheese heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

10 Dec 2012 07:50 AM
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Ishkur    [TotalFark]  
i177.photobucket.com

10 Dec 2012 07:50 AM
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LesterB     

Ishkur: [i177.photobucket.com image 600x508]


Yes, this is what I wanted to see. Bless you, sir or madam.

10 Dec 2012 07:53 AM
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Mister Peejay     
www.thelmagazine.com

RIP DONKEY CHEESE


/feels ashamed now

10 Dec 2012 07:56 AM
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Mister Peejay     

jimmyego: How can you buy it all when my donkeys are producing it right now?


Actually came in here to say this, but...

10 Dec 2012 07:57 AM
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Prank Call of Cthulhu     
1.bp.blogspot.com
Honkey cheese

10 Dec 2012 08:03 AM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
images.starpulse.com

10 Dec 2012 08:06 AM
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tonguedepressor     
download.gamespotcdn.net

No really, why??

10 Dec 2012 08:15 AM
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Wise_Guy     

10 Dec 2012 08:16 AM
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