That's nothing; my rum has a kraken in it.

Sybarite: That's nothing; my rum has a kraken in it.

Well, then, you'd better get to drinking it before it all leaks out.

Hmmm. Sloe Fin Jizz.

How many cocktails will this one make?

Whale meat.

Subby - I saw what you did there... +1

Salty dogfish.
Blue Hawhale.
Old Fishioned.

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 516x774]

How many cocktails will this one make?

I think the better question is how many cocktails will it take you to do that one?
And remember, kids, if you can't find the hole, fark a fold.

JCButNotThatOne: I saw what you did there...

Ice awe watt chewed id Thor ?

What, they ran out of skin from syphilitic goats?

Subby: yes, quite. Indeed.

(laughed a little)

Wanted for questioning

Nurglitch: What, they ran out of skin from syphilitic goats?

Watt thera now toughs kin fromm siple hit ick go tits?

"Whale haul beef hooked" has me stumped. Anyone care to explain how there's a shred of sense in that?

Meme me confused am?

JCButNotThatOne: Subby - I saw what you did there... +1

+1

Barnstormer: "Whale haul beef hooked" has me stumped. Anyone care to explain how there's a shred of sense in that?

Meme me confused am?

Well, I'll be f*cked.

I always thought it was a Newfie joke.

OK, I came, i saw, I googled. Pretty funny.

Barnstormer: "Whale haul beef hooked" has me stumped. Anyone care to explain how there's a shred of sense in that?

Meme me confused am?

Say it. Real loud. With others around. Preferably your boss, or someone from HR...

Was this related to the Dylan thing?

Nice headline +1

Took me a few tries but i got it. Nicely done.

Yeah, the original joke is "whale oil beef hooked" -- substituting "haul" for "oil" makes it slightly less... well, it still doesn't really make any sense (the "beef" is vital because of phonetics), but until a fishing vessel rams a cargo ship carrying whale meat, beef and crude oil, it's the best I can hope for.

/stubmitter

Had to sound it out in my head. Try it with a Scottish accent. It helps make it clear.

Subby, you made me smile.

Not so fast...loses meaning...

NICE WORK SUBBY.

They tried to get me to eat Minke whale sushi in Reykjavik. I dodged it by saying, "Americans don't eat whale."


///Charlie don't surf.

I got to try whale in my last trip the Korea. One style was thinly sliced sushi with the skin and fat. The other type was the muscle, which still had a high fat content.

I also got to try horse meat. The whale was OK; the horse was great.

Anyone ever taken home any cocktail-infused whale meat?