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   London bar busted for serving whale meat-infused cocktails. Whale haul beef hooked

10 Dec 2012 12:59 PM   |   2286 clicks   |   BBC
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
That's nothing; my rum has a kraken in it.

10 Dec 2012 10:22 AM
SnarfVader     

Sybarite: That's nothing; my rum has a kraken in it.


Well, then, you'd better get to drinking it before it all leaks out.

10 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Hmmm. Sloe Fin Jizz.

10 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
wambu     
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How many cocktails will this one make?

10 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
darth_badger     
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Whale meat.

10 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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10 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
JCButNotThatOne     
Subby - I saw what you did there... +1

10 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Salty dogfish.
Blue Hawhale.
Old Fishioned.

10 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
spunkymunky     

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 516x774]

How many cocktails will this one make?


I think the better question is how many cocktails will it take you to do that one?
And remember, kids, if you can't find the hole, fark a fold.

10 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
johnebones    [TotalFark]  

JCButNotThatOne: I saw what you did there...


Ice awe watt chewed id Thor ?

10 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
Nurglitch     
What, they ran out of skin from syphilitic goats?

10 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
drdstny     
Subby: yes, quite. Indeed.

(laughed a little)

10 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
Epicedion    [TotalFark]  
Wanted for questioning

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10 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Nurglitch: What, they ran out of skin from syphilitic goats?


Watt thera now toughs kin fromm siple hit ick go tits?

10 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
Barnstormer     
"Whale haul beef hooked" has me stumped. Anyone care to explain how there's a shred of sense in that?

Meme me confused am?

10 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
Just_a_Bear     

JCButNotThatOne: Subby - I saw what you did there... +1


+1

10 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
Craptastic     

Barnstormer: "Whale haul beef hooked" has me stumped. Anyone care to explain how there's a shred of sense in that?

Meme me confused am?


Well, I'll be f*cked.

I always thought it was a Newfie joke.

10 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
Barnstormer     
OK, I came, i saw, I googled. Pretty funny.

10 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
TXEric     

Barnstormer: "Whale haul beef hooked" has me stumped. Anyone care to explain how there's a shred of sense in that?

Meme me confused am?


Say it. Real loud. With others around. Preferably your boss, or someone from HR...

10 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
enricofermi     
Was this related to the Dylan thing?

10 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
WillyChase     
Nice headline +1

10 Dec 2012 01:25 PM
DeadBaby     
Took me a few tries but i got it. Nicely done.

10 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
Joelogon    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, the original joke is "whale oil beef hooked" -- substituting "haul" for "oil" makes it slightly less... well, it still doesn't really make any sense (the "beef" is vital because of phonetics), but until a fishing vessel rams a cargo ship carrying whale meat, beef and crude oil, it's the best I can hope for.

/stubmitter

10 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
acad1228     
Had to sound it out in my head. Try it with a Scottish accent. It helps make it clear.

10 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
bugcrusher     
Subby, you made me smile.

10 Dec 2012 02:54 PM
Loaf's Tray     
Not so fast...loses meaning...

10 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
deanayer     
NICE WORK SUBBY.

10 Dec 2012 03:59 PM
Billy Bathsalt     
They tried to get me to eat Minke whale sushi in Reykjavik. I dodged it by saying, "Americans don't eat whale."


///Charlie don't surf.

10 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
ScShag     
I got to try whale in my last trip the Korea. One style was thinly sliced sushi with the skin and fat. The other type was the muscle, which still had a high fat content.

I also got to try horse meat. The whale was OK; the horse was great.

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10 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
puppetmaster745     
Anyone ever taken home any cocktail-infused whale meat?

10 Dec 2012 11:39 PM
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